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this battle's gonna end
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like every argument does
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with you kissing my ass
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and begging me for a rub
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I made a map mother fucker
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and I'm reading it too
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gives me specific directions
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how to fuck with you
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I know that you like to think
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you're so macho
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but you smell like
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ball sacs and nachos
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I work
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while you and your boyfriend Steve
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drink and play sports
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in a fantasy league
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you're as sharp as a stick
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that I rub on my lips
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so go ahead take a shot
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I'm sure that you'll miss
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like the laundry
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the toilet
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the grocery list
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if you'd stop fucking up
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I wouldn't have to get pissed
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my life was fine til you had to
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come along and wreck it
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could you please just shut your face
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for ten seconds?
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you cry about everything
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but can't decide what you want
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I'm hungry
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I'm fat
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I'm cold
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I'm hot
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you call it complex
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but yo I'd call you a mess
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you take two hours to cum
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three more to get dressed
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you got a lotion for this
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you got a cream for that
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got any perfume that smells like
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get the fuck off my back?
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when things are good they're great
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and it's like I'm dreamin'
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until your junk starts bleeding
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and you turn to a demon
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it ain't Summer Eve
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don't try to play me like a douche
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you wanna bite on my fruit
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well you can swallow the truth
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don't even bring up swallow
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the first man on Earth
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ain't a tough act to follow
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one pump chump
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and you're hung like a weasel
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ditch the fig leaf
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get yourself a pine needle
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you want alone time?
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have it in fact
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suck your own dick
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and shave your own back
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that apple's the best thing
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I bit so far
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now I see how much of a dick you are
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I wasn't listening
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are you still flapping those lips?
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I was just thinking
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yo did I give up a rib for this
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woman I just don't know
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what your problem is
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all I know is you're acting
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like a colossal bitch!
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I'm sorry
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I'm sorry too
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alright...
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don't even think about it
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okay, that's fine, we could eat
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who won?
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who's next?
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you decide