this battle's gonna end
like every argument does
with you kissing my ass
and begging me for a rub
I made a map mother fucker
and I'm reading it too
gives me specific directions
how to fuck with you
I know that you like to think
you're so macho
but you smell like
ball sacs and nachos
I work
while you and your boyfriend Steve
drink and play sports
in a fantasy league
you're as sharp as a stick
that I rub on my lips
so go ahead take a shot
I'm sure that you'll miss
like the laundry
the toilet
the grocery list
if you'd stop fucking up
I wouldn't have to get pissed
my life was fine til you had to
come along and wreck it
could you please just shut your face
for ten seconds?
you cry about everything
but can't decide what you want
I'm hungry
I'm fat
I'm cold
I'm hot
you call it complex
but yo I'd call you a mess
you take two hours to cum
three more to get dressed
you got a lotion for this
you got a cream for that
got any perfume that smells like
get the fuck off my back?
when things are good they're great
and it's like I'm dreamin'
until your junk starts bleeding
and you turn to a demon
it ain't Summer Eve
don't try to play me like a douche
you wanna bite on my fruit
well you can swallow the truth
don't even bring up swallow
the first man on Earth
ain't a tough act to follow
one pump chump
and you're hung like a weasel
ditch the fig leaf
get yourself a pine needle
you want alone time?
have it in fact
suck your own dick
and shave your own back
that apple's the best thing
I bit so far
now I see how much of a dick you are
I wasn't listening
are you still flapping those lips?
I was just thinking
yo did I give up a rib for this
woman I just don't know
what your problem is
all I know is you're acting
like a colossal bitch!
I'm sorry
I'm sorry too
alright...
don't even think about it
okay, that's fine, we could eat
who won?
who's next?
you decide