[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.00,0:00:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this battle's gonna end
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.00,0:00:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like every argument does
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with you kissing my ass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.00,0:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and begging me for a rub
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made a map mother fucker
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm reading it too
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.00,0:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gives me specific directions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to fuck with you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that you like to think
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.00,0:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're so macho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you smell like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ball sacs and nachos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.00,0:00:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I work
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.00,0:00:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you and your boyfriend Steve
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drink and play sports
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a fantasy league
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.00,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're as sharp as a stick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I rub on my lips
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so go ahead take a shot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure that you'll miss
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the laundry
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.00,0:00:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the toilet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.00,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the grocery list
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you'd stop fucking up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.00,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't have to get pissed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my life was fine til you had to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come along and wreck it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could you please just shut your face
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.00,0:00:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for ten seconds?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you cry about everything
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but can't decide what you want
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hungry
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.00,0:00:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.00,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm cold
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.00,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you call it complex
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but yo I'd call you a mess
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you take two hours to cum
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three more to get dressed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a lotion for this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a cream for that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got any perfume that smells like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get the fuck off my back?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when things are good they're great
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's like I'm dreamin'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until your junk starts bleeding
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you turn to a demon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it ain't Summer Eve
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't try to play me like a douche
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wanna bite on my fruit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well you can swallow the truth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't even bring up swallow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first man on Earth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ain't a tough act to follow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one pump chump
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're hung like a weasel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ditch the fig leaf
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get yourself a pine needle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want alone time?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have it in fact
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.00,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,suck your own dick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shave your own back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that apple's the best thing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.00,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bit so far
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now I see how much of a dick you are
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't listening
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you still flapping those lips?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just thinking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.00,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo did I give up a rib for this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,woman I just don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.00,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what your problem is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all I know is you're acting
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a colossal bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.00,0:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.00,0:01:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry too
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alright...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.00,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't even think about it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, that's fine, we could eat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.00,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you decide