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this battle's gonna end

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like every argument does

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with you kissing my ass

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and begging me for a rub

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I made a map mother fucker

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and I'm reading it too

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gives me specific directions

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how to fuck with you

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I know that you like to think

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you're so macho

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but you smell like

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ball sacs and nachos

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I work

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while you and your boyfriend Steve

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drink and play sports

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in a fantasy league

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you're as sharp as a stick

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that I rub on my lips

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so go ahead take a shot

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I'm sure that you'll miss

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like the laundry

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the toilet

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the grocery list

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if you'd stop fucking up

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I wouldn't have to get pissed

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my life was fine til you had to

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come along and wreck it

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could you please just shut your face

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for ten seconds?

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you cry about everything

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but can't decide what you want

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I'm hungry

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I'm fat

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I'm cold

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I'm hot

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you call it complex

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but yo I'd call you a mess

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you take two hours to cum

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three more to get dressed

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you got a lotion for this

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you got a cream for that

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got any perfume that smells like

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get the fuck off my back?

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when things are good they're great

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and it's like I'm dreamin'

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until your junk starts bleeding

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and you turn to a demon

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it ain't Summer Eve

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don't try to play me like a douche

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you wanna bite on my fruit

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well you can swallow the truth

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don't even bring up swallow

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the first man on Earth

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ain't a tough act to follow

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one pump chump

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and you're hung like a weasel

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ditch the fig leaf

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get yourself a pine needle

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you want alone time?

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have it in fact

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suck your own dick

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and shave your own back

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that apple's the best thing

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I bit so far

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now I see how much of a dick you are

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I wasn't listening

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are you still flapping those lips?

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I was just thinking

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yo did I give up a rib for this

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woman I just don't know

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what your problem is

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all I know is you're acting

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like a colossal bitch!

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I'm sorry

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I'm sorry too

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alright...

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don't even think about it

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okay, that's fine, we could eat

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who won?

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who's next?

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you decide