Varuthapadatha Valibar Sangam - Full Movie | Sivakarthikeyan, Bindu Madhavi, Sri Divya, Soori

Varuthapadatha Valibar Sangam full movie.

Film : Varuthapadatha Valibar Sangam
Starring : Sivakarthikeyan, Sri Divya, Bindu Madhavi Soori, Sathyaraj etc,.
Music : D. Imman
Direct : Ponram
Banner : Escape Artist Motion Picture
Producer : Madan
Overseas : Khafa Exports
Year : 2013

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Varuthapadatha Valibar Sangam is a Tamil romantic comedy film directed by Ponram, a former assistant of directors M. Rajesh and S. A. Chandrasekhar. It stars Sivakarthikeyan, Sathyaraj and Sri Divya. The film was produced by Escape Artist Motion Pictures and has music by D. Imman. Rajesh wrote the dialogues for the film. It was filmed in Perambalur, Theni, Tiruchi and Chennai. The film released on 6 September 2013 and received positive reviews from critics and became a blockbuster at the box office.

'Happy-go-lucky youth club'

"Happy-go-lucky youngsters' club
Brotherhood of cool and savvy hub"

"Foot loose and fancy free federation
They're a 'no worry no cry' fraction"

Hey! Why did you
stop the lorry?

Only 3 loads have been
delivered since morning

Look boss, a lorry is heading
towards us and has the headlights on

Don't we have head lights?
Switch it on and drive, da

He's inviting the malefic
effects of Saturn!

God knows
whose head will roll?!

Hey! Are you blind?
Didn't I signal you to give way?

Hey! You switched on
only your headlights

But we switched on headlight,
tube-light, the whole works!

Didn't you notice?

Don't be a smart alec!
Will you reverse or not?

What?!
Reverse?!

Do you know who I am?

What do you take
Sivanandi for?

Lord Siva Himself!

Who do you think
our Palani Andavar is?

Lord Muruga Himself

Why are you dragging
Gods into your fight?

One of you give way
and solve the issue

Why tell me?

Tell that shameless
Sivanandi's lorry driver

What?
Me...shameless?

When our Sivanandi walks past...

...even the temple tower will bend
and greet him at the entrance!

Such is the respect and
dignity he commands!

Last year when his bull lost
in the 'bull taming sport'...

...Palani Andavar, killed
his bull to retain his honor

Does he rise in one's estimation
just because he killed his bull?

When his own daughter
eloped with some chap...

...Sivanandi killed his own flesh
and blood without any qualms!

Killing you will be
child's play for him!

Are you threatening me?!
Let me see you do it

And now you have
damaged my prized lorry

My head!

I'll kill you today

Aiyo! Never thought it would be
my head that would roll!!

Usually in a fight in your area
you'll chop each others' limbs

This is so juvenile,
breaking skulls!

Just give me your go-ahead
I'll chop this fellow's head off

Who are you to chop my head?
I'll shoot you down before that

Sir

You have the audacity
to create public nuisance

And then you threaten
to chop up all organs?

- What is your problem?
- You be the judge, sir

Who is braver of the two?
One who killed his bull?

Or Sivanandi who killed
his own daughter?

Trying to bait me!

You and your silly squabbles

If I see you here again
I'll skin you alive! Get out!

- Sir?!
- Now what?

What a fantastic case
fell into your hands

That fellow claims
his boss killed a bull

This fellow brags
his friend killed his daughter

Sir, I feel this is
very important

Yov! They are just drunkards
blabbering some utter rubbish

Why do you fall for that?

Drunkards are the ones who reveal
secrets about regional news now

Sivanandi is a big shot here

No one has ever
complained about him

So what? Let us open a case
claiming we got an anonymous letter

Frankly sir, I am fed up of being
tagged as '2 striped head constable'

How long will you
remain an inspector?

Until I hear the good news you are
the Superintendent of Police of Dindigul...

...I won't sleep peacefully, sir

- Okay, enquire and let me know
- Okay, sir!

Brother! A tea for me, please

Tell me about Sivanandi, bro
Is he a big shot here?

Big shot?
He's notorious!

He has a dagger
tucked in his waist

He'll slit your adam's apple
when you are talking to him!

Those two kids
were just having fun

His false ego made him
kill his own daughter

If you continue enquiring...

...he'll slit your throat too
Just vanish from here

Hey! You were enquiring
about Sivanandi to everyone

Who are you, da?

You don't look like
an ice-cream seller

Are you related to
Palani Andavan?

Why are you silent?

Are you an astrologer planning
black magic on Sivanandi?

No! I'm a policeman

Oh God!

Why are the police
after Sivanandi?

He killed his daughter, didn't he?

Someone has reported this

They've come to nab him

Wonder what will happen now

Come inside

- Greetings, madam
- Greetings, sir

We want to meet
your husband

Please sit

Selakkari, Moonuchami, Yaanaisami,
Ponnanga, Vaadikaruppu...

...Aandaracha, Ochandamma, Gods
and Goddesses, protect all our people

- Greetings, sir
- Greetings

Please sit down

Did you serve our guests
any refreshments?

- No, I'll do right now
- I'll be back in a moment

Crows...come and eat
my sacred offering

Now tell me
What is the matter?

6 months ago your daughter
and her lover eloped it seems

We heard a rumor in our office
that you killed your daughter

Till yesterday we had
no reason to believe it

On enquiring we know
only of the elopement

But we have not received
any complaint from you

People associated with you
are being very evasive

We've come directly only
on the basis of a suspicion

Just say 'no' and we'll report this
as wrong information to our senior

What do you say?

Did you kill your daughter?

Yes

I killed her

Move aside

Yes sir, he has himself
accepted the crime

The incident took place Megamalai
inside the Manalar forest

Yes sir, the ambulance is here
Post mortem team is also here

I'll call as soon as
I reach the spot

Thank you, sir

'If we choose to talk about Sivanandi
we can go on and on non-stop!'

'His family has been affluent
for many generations'

'He's the only one who
owns a rifle in this area'

'Although he has 3 daughters
he considers the rifle as his son!'

'When he rides around
with the rifle, he feels...'

'...as if the Indian Army
is following him'

'However busy he may be or
even if a thunder storm hits...'

'...Saturdays are set aside to go
hunting with his 'Famous 4' friends'

'Even now to renew
the license for his rifle...'

'...he's now at the police station'

Sivanandi, did you
get wet in the rain?

You might catch a cold

Let me get some herbs for you

Just go in for
steam inhalation

- And all will be well!
- You and your archaic medicine!

When has cold
ever caught him?

Even Saturn that bestows trouble
runs away from him in fear!

How can a common cold
catch hold of our 'bro'?

You are all dumb, morons!

Just like we all love him,
common cold also feels the same!

'This is how they'll glorify
Sivanandi even if he sneezes!'

'Sivanandi and his 'Famous 4' clan are
as inseparable as finger and thumb!'

If we hear a bang however faint
we suspect only you automatically

Why do you need a rifle?
Just surrender it

Even before the British
gave India her freedom...

...they gifted this rifle
to my grandfather!

How can I surrender
such a precious gift?

Let it be! Tell me where
my plantations are located

At the foot of the hills

So, if wild animals intrude, can I
drive them away with my bare fingers?

All this is frivolous talk

This rifle represents my honor

'Not just his rifle'

'This village is named after
Sivanandi's grandfather'

'Silukkuvarpatti'

'A village with a single road
lined by tamarind trees'

'When it became 4-lanes,
it progressed in leaps and bounds'

'When real estate escalated
not just the villagers' speech...'

'...but even their feet
became topsy-turvy!'

"By itself a match stick won't ignite
until someone kindles it to light"

"Don't buy trouble or fight and flay
till someone rubs you the wrong way"

"Don't be just a broom stick
but a match stick like a wick"

Hey driver! Honk
So he can move

Be quiet! Let him go
at his own pace

We are not in a hurry at all
Just sit there and be quiet

This is ridiculous!
Move aside, man

New habit, huh?

You have the gall
to honk at me?!

'Sand from the river, eh?'

Go ahead
Move...move

Quick!

You dare use the horn on me?
Watch me use my phone

Hello? Sir, is it
the revenue officer?

I am Bosepandi from
Silukkuvarpatti speaking

Who?

Bosepandi speaking

What's happening
in this country, sir?

What are authorities doing?
Where is our country heading?

Country is going to the dogs!
What's troubling you?

That's exactly
what I'm saying

All the sand from the river
is being dug and sold in the town

If the sand is depleted from rivers
our water table and resources will run dry

In which case your grandchildren and mine
will be forced to go to Mars to get water

Is it necessary?

Sir...?

My phone balance depletes just when
I want to indulge in social service!

How can you help
yourself to river sand?

'President Bosepandi
Happy-go-lucky youth club'

Pay Rs 35000 penalty at the office
and you can take back your vehicle

It's 10 years since
you bought the vehicle

Are you still
repaying the loan?

Shut up! I warned you
not to horn, did you listen?

Now all because of you
I lose Rs 100000!

'I kept it somewhere here'

Isn't this what
you are looking for?

Run and bring
the rice bowl...quick

Give me a few minutes
I'll garnish the gravy

Garnish only now?

Dad, you used to
wake up at 6:00 a.m

Nowadays you start
your daily chores only at 8

You're becoming
lazier by the day

Wonder how he'll prosper in life

Mummy...how on earth
did you accept this man?

Pour it right into this

Have you fed the dog?

Not yet, son

Please don't

It might run away
in our car to Karaikudi!

Why? Isn't the 'sambar' good?

You call this gravy?

You washed the lentil and
poured the remaining water here!

Why do you lie through
your nose like this?

You don't seem to understand
my problems one bit

You were 2 when
your mother died

I've raised you
with great difficult-

Who asked you to suffer?

If only you had
remarried soon after...

...I'll be eating tasty food
dished out by my step mom!

What?
Stepmother?

Since everybody is okay, let us
proceed with other formalities

'If you let your dad
marry this lady, that's it!'

'You'll end up sleeping
out of the house'

'Drop your bomb shell!'

Dad...don't get married
She looks like a wicked witch

Don't marry her
Listen to me, dad

Did I refuse to get re-married?

Did you allow me?

I was only 6 then
and just a kid

You should've knocked
some sense into my head

If I had married
some female...

...then you'd have known
the cruelty of a step mom!

That would have been
better than this torture

- Get lost!
- You get lost too

She'd have refused
Don't spin a yarn to me

Greetings, soothsayer
She is my eldest daughter

She's getting on in years, but
her marriage is not getting fixed

Tell me if she'll get
married or not

Is that all?
We'll find out right away

My dear beloved Gods and
Goddesses residing within me...!

Open your eyes
Lord Karuppa

Free her from all the evil spirits, specter,
ghosts, ghouls and devils within her

Bless your devotee with
a groom, Lord Karuppa

Let me see what
my cowries predict!

2 +2=4
It will soon happen

When will it happen?

I'll find that too from Him

4 +4=8

He now says
it won't happen

God...you're making him upset, no?

Be precise
Don't 'confeese'

Lord Karuppa
Tell me now

He is really naughty
He's asking for favors

What does He want?

A rooster that crows
and one that doesn't

1 kilo of goat's tender meat
Either breast or neck portion

Garam masala spice 2 packets

Hooch 1 quarter that
Karuppan loves to drink

1 bundle of north Indian cigar

Finally for Lord Karuppa
a pair of 'Roben' coolers

Isn't it very hot nowadays?

When you buy all these stuff
be careful not to discuss about it

Buy all this, offer it to Him
and go without looking back

Within 10 days she'll be a bride
20 days later she'll be pregnant

After 300 days He himself
will be born as her son...happy?

If we get a chance to make money
like this, we'll also be millionaires!

Did they take away everything?

This is for my youngest son Kodi
Wonder where that kid is now?

"A lion causing mayhem
He is Duraisingam"

"If he just shows his feet
violence takes a back seat"

If I catch someone, I won't let him go
without at least 1 punch on his face

My hand!

Do you call yourself a man?
Let go of my hand, da

It hurts

Aiyaiyaiyo!

Who are Kodi
and Bosepandi?

They shattered my dream

Greetings, sir

Hey! Can't you greet
with your hand?

Can't you see my hand
is supporting my head?

What about
the other hand?

How can I use my left hand, I use
for washing my bum, to salute an officer?!

Let's see you repeat?

Have I pinned up a board saying
'salute' for all random passers-by?

Put it on record, I'll greet you only
once, don't ask me again, okay?

Greetings, sir

How dare you
show your feet at me!

Get up I say

What the hell, sir?
Disturbing people who sleep

You want a case, right?

Go straight to Delhi and attack
those fellows raping innocent women

Or go to Bombay and
catch them planting bombs

Instead, you disturb teenagers
in Tamil Nadu sleeping peacefully!

Head constable!
Get them

Get up
Sleeping eh?

Take your hands off

Ask the Inspector General
to come and get me

Oh! You want the IG here, eh?

I am innocent, sir

Let me wear my briefs!

What is all this?

'With Action king Arjun's blessing
Republic Day Greetings'

'From Happy-go-lucky youth club'

How is our set-up
and get-up sir?

Hindi heroine from Bollywood
Isn't she looking superb?

What's her name?

Katrina Kaif
Salman's girl

Look over there, sir
'Secretary Kodi, 12th grade'

I'm wearing a head constable's uniform
like you...and looking dashing, huh?

You don't even know difference between
head constable and superintendent of police

People struggle and
get through IPS exams

And you design yourselves
to be mock-DSP, huh?

Yeah! Keep hounding us

Is actor Suriya asking you permission
before roaring like a police officer?!

What's worse is a music director
now claims he is DSP!!

Who is that, bro?

'Sa ri ga ma pa dha ni sa
This is D S P'

Don't touch us, sir

We aren't individuals
the way you think

We have our own group, ideology
and an association of our own

- Association?
- Yes!

'Happy-go-lucky youth club'

- President Bosepandi
- That's me

- Secretary Kodi
- Yeah, me

You think you deserve an association
and a board to top it all, huh?

AND a flag?!!

Get all that down and
get them inside the van

Sir, don't lay your hands
on our club board

Whoever it is, we'll haul him up
and make mince meat of him

Touching that board is equal to
inviting 'bad luck saturn' for lunch

If you touch that board
I won't keep quiet, sir

- I'll immolate myself
- Go and take a shower first

He just made a mockery
of my sincere speech

Don't jump about too much
You'll give us all a free show!

Why are you getting excited?

We'll deal with them legally

Call our legal representative

We'll file a case
against these policemen

Sadasivam...!

'These fellows got me to court
for just bringing their flag down, eh!'

Do you have a lawyer
to defend your case?

Or should the court
arrange one for you

Objection, Your honor

Who is this?

Lawyer Veerachamy

Oh! A lawyer, huh?

Honorable Judge

Sun rises in the east always
Sundari smartly defends a case

Let a lazy cow
plough the land now

Sparks will fly from me
My 1st case will create history!

Good, isn't he?
He's excelling himself

Naturally!

Our club's blood
runs in him, right?

Beautiful bird
Like a red bud

My client-

Will you come to
the point or not?

My clients belong to VVS
(Happy-go-lucky youth club)

Their board and flag were
removed by the police

And they were insulted
So they are depressed

Therefore I request a compensation
of Rs 100000 to be given to them

Not only that
Honorable judge

My client's association is
recognized by the Government

I wish to submit the necessary
documents for your kind perusal

Please hand it over, without
dropping it down, dear

That's all
Your honor

Inspector Sadasivam the accused
in this case is fined a penalty of Rs 5000

He is directed to place the board
and flag of VVS back

This is the final judgment of this court

"In Dindugal district well known
is Chinnalapatti a panchayat town"

"Our Lion of Silukkuvarpatti
has a heart of 24 carat purity"

"He heads this 'happy-go-lucky'
new generation party"

Open, sir

"- Love's essence is Mother Teresa
- Ahaaa...!"

"- Abdul Kalam for IQ
- OhO!"

"- For humility Nelson Mandela
- Hip hip huraaah!!"

"Our president Bosepandi
gave Rs 500 as charity"

"Really"

"As if it's 500000!"

"Certainly!"

"Our drums of Allinagaram
boom and bang...wham!"

"To protect the village is this union
To be martyrs of a communion"

"That's so not true, believe me!
A gang of holy terrors are we"

"Happy-go-lucky youngsters' den
Brotherhood of cool, savvy men"

"Upholding justice and integrity
United rebels with cause 'n' clarity"

"What else do I add
in this build-up ballad?!"

"Foot loose and fancy free federation
They're a 'no worry no cry' fraction"

"We slip in waters deep
We never look before we leap"

"Erecting banners all over town
we bring the roof down"

"As the wind blows, we'll follow
Live like a VIP or super hero"

"We'll set up canopies random
For money we'll fight awesome"

"We'll add fuel to the fire in a fight
And slightest excuse lend our might"

"In alliterated dialogs we are kings
Write poetry for chic chicks"

"To split lovers our aim primary
We'll be on a self praising spree"

"We are the VVS party
We are very naughty"

"We don't play by the rules as rowdies
We are the black sheep in our families"

"Jolly and jubilant junior hub"

"Hey...!?"

"Happy-go-lucky youthful club"

"I'll slice you to pieces!"

"We pounce like brave tigers
If you retaliate we reverse"

"Next...?"

"We sleep tirelessly"

"We hunt like brave tigers
If glared at, we disperse"

"We sleep shamelessly
and talk aimlessly"

"Sunshine and rains alternate
Waves foam, storms devastate"

"Trembling, thrilling, rousing
Girls send shock coursing"

"Flags flutter, fireworks flare
Fun and frolic without a care"

"Wedding or funeral drums echo
Bells ring in minds ditto"

"We are unruly"

"Don't play by the rule as rowdy
We're the black sheep in our family"

"Young 'ruff n tuff' league of our nation"

"Hey! Kantha...!"

"Cool impish youth organization!"

"This is our
true color!"

Sivanandi? Ready for
your hunting trip, eh?

Will I be shooting
balloons with a rifle?

Ask our youngest daughter
to get me some coconut oil?

She's in the shower

Welcome, my dear son-in law

Hey! My lion cub

Father, how are you?

I am fine

Sit...sit my dear grandsons

How's school?

Maa...!

How are you, ma?

Why is he crying?

Welcome, son-in-law

- How are you, Senior Sivanandi?
- I'm fine, grandpa

And how is junior Sivanandi?

Dai! Sivanandi

I called your grandson
Not you

- How are you, da?
- I'm fine, da!

My 3rd baby is a daughter
Please take sweets

3rd Lakshmi?
(Goddess of fortune)

- Yes
- Bless her

Thank you

Help yourself to sweets

We don't celebrate
even if 1 daughter is born

You are celebrating even though
the third child is a daughter?!

Even if my 5th child is a girl
I'll still celebrate happily

I did not mean that

Suppose she elopes with a guy
will you still celebrate happily like this?

Why speak inauspiciously
on such a happy occasion?

Why are you letting him
get away with such temerity?

If he doesn't like what I'm saying
let him use his dagger

Do you think he won't?

He sliced my ear...awwwww!

Try throwing it at me

Use a towel
to stop the blood

Sivanandi, you are
such a big shot

How could you do this?

Is it only your prerogative?!

We can easily
wipe out your family

You slit my ear?

I've lost only my ear
Not my life

Like I said, if your daughter
runs away, what will you do?

If it happens
like you said...

...Sivanandi will have
his ears slit by you!

Oh God! My ear...!

Go inside and play
Run...run

Your daughter and son-in-law
have come after a long time

Naturally, how can
they come often?

My eldest son-in-law
works in the Railways

As what?

Not as a laborer earning
a paltry sum of 2000 or 3000

His salary is Rs 40000

How can he
take leave often?

My 2nd son-in-law is a doctor

Not the tie-clad doctor who sells
concoctions in a bus stand

He owns a hospital

- How awesome!
- Understand?

I've somehow settled
both my daughters really well

I'm cool and
relaxed, Coolmayi

"Sivanandi in mid air is flying
with wings in joy flapping!"

- Father, I'm off to school
- Okay, dear

- Is she your 3rd daughter?
- Haven't you seen her before?

11th grade, eh?

16 years

"Apt time when love can sway...ahaa
Right age for running away...oho"

There he comes

Move a bit

I'm well equipped
to sit in a bus stop

Full, huh?

Hey, move a bit

- Dai! What?
- A little space

You'll come as you wish
and we must move, huh?

There's no place for you

At home-

You should have
stayed behind at home

Will everything land
at your door step?

- What time is the bus?
- 8:10

And you come now?

If you missed your bus
what will you do?

Supposing the bus left
can you catch it?

Aren't these chaps
also your age?

What time is your bus?

8.10

- And you?
- 8.10

- When did you come?
- 3.45 a.m!

Heard that?
Now tell me who is sincere!

To be fair, you should
have slept right here

Don't you have 'tdecotion' in life?

That's dedication, dude

When angry I can't be
making corrections

Keep standing
You'll never reform!

You may be president
but you need to be punctual

You'll learn only when-
You bloody cheat, get up!

I can't give you a seat
What time is your bus?

- 8.20
- Mine is at 8.10

I won't travel in your bus
and you don't step into mine

My bus is here, dude

'Ramzan wishes to my dear Muslim brothers
VVS (Happy-go-lucky youth club)'

'Why didn't I try to
wrap up this umbrella?'

- How is my 8.10 bus?
- So what now?

I've decided to write

Hey! Get me a paper and pen

Note down now
my creative flow!

Go ahead

'Under mid April sun
In broad daylight endearingly'

'...the moon smiles at me!'

Super, dude

You superseded
literary poet AR Rehman!

Confused-king!

You will blabber
anything for a cup of tea!

You are VVS senior
You do me the honors!

Nothing doing!

Next bus is mine...8.20

We'll also write, right?!

You talk with spelling mistakes!

Dai! You...huhmm! I can't
depend on these gunks

I want a pair of lucky hands
to deliver my love poem!

Whom shall I call?

Hey!

Meow!

You!
Come here

What?

- Which grade are you in?
- 11th

- Who is your class teacher?
- Kalyani

Our beer Kalyan-

Nonsense

How convenient!
God is great!!

Excuse me

Enough build-up
Hand it over, boss

We are late for class, let's go

What is this?

Love letter

Love letter?!

Oh no!!
I want to study

I don't have time for all this

If my parents get to know
I'm minced mea-

I'll slap you

You thought the letter
was for you, huh?

You and your baby-face!

Fit for play school and
you want a love letter!

Aren't you Sivanandi's daughter?

Wait, let me
report to your father

That you want
a love letter from me

- When did I ask you?
- Didn't you just now?

That's proof enough

I am going to school now

This letter is for
your teacher Kalyani

Give this to her and tell her
Bosepandi M.A M.Phil gave it

Aiyaiyo!
Teacher will kill me

Aiyaiyo! Then I'm forced
to inform your father

All the best

Shall we read it?

Today we are going to talk
about Thomas Alva Edison

Lathapandi?
What's that in your hand?

Love letter, teacher

Love letter?

Bring it here

Give it to me

All of you step out
for some time

Hey! Wait

Under mid-April sun-

Teacher, let me read it out

'Under mid April sun
In broad daylight endearingly'

'...the moon smiles at me!'

- And an exclamation mark
- Correct, teacher

I'll give you 1 tight slap

Why does a student
need a love letter?

Girls going to and from school
must walk with bent heads

If you gape at roadside Romeos
this is what will happen

Teacher, it isn't for me

It is for you!

For me?
Who gave it?

Look out of that window

Hi

1 round?

They are real scumbags

Why did you accept
any letter from him?

He forced me to give it to you

Let this remain
between you and me

Hello teacher!

Aiyaiyo!
He has seen us

Hey! You!
Where are you running off?

Did you pass on the letter?

Yes

What did she say?

She asked you to meet her
at 8:00 a.m tomorrow

- Good job!
- All the best

Calling all young men

Jeans for 1/2 its price just 500

500 bucks T-shirt for just
1/4 rate, only Rs 200

Only the vest is 90
Original price

'What if I meet
the teacher in this style?!'

Buy this and even your
unrequited love will bloom!

Why is my dog barking
so unusually loud?

Okay...okay, he's one of us

Listen to me
He is harmless

It's me, Bosepandi

Terror...silence!

Important matter!
Come quickly

What's all this?

Teacher...will fall flat!!

You never visit me
What's special today?

I just wanted to
make sure you are fine

Don't you have
a pair of cooling glass?

Let me borrow it

I was wondering why this
country mouse is dressed to kill?

You must go this way, man

Is my dress so pathetic
that even dogs bark at me?

No, my dear president

Our village dogs are not
used to seeing this attire

Mistaking you for a thief
they are barking!

Wonder which 'dog' thinks this!!

This dress looks superb, president

Bosepandi, where are you off to?

On my way to Germany
on a minor matter

That's where my nephew is selling
crispies, convey my regards to him

Wait! You are suddenly
decked up this way

Naturally they are flustered

They'll soon get used to
this disguise and die

I mean these guys are
dying to dress like you!

Attack this wretched 'stove-mouth'

As if no one buys crispies here
he had to go all the way to Germany!

So sad!

You are about to drive
a teacher out of the school!

'She'll see me like this
Fall for me in sheer bliss'

'Then hang herself, poor miss!!'

These teachers are
so irresponsible these days

8.30 and they haven't
opened the school

Gate won't open even at 10.45

Has the headmaster
kicked the bucket?

Not kicked the bucket
Nor is he mugged!

Today is October 2nd
Gandhi's birthday, you jackass

Wine shops are closed
on Gandhi Jayanthi

Are schools also closed?

I know!

1 minute

Okay, smart lady, tell me
why is your shop open today?

You've studied M.Phil and
you don't know Gandhi's birthday!

I'm just a jujube-seller
How will I know?!

Great joke!

Jobless fellow!

Bosepandi...!

Come quickly

Tell me, daddy
What is it?

My brother and I are meeting
the bank manager for a loan

Go ahead

Will you walk this bull...

...to my brother's farm
and tie it there?

What? Me tie this bull?

Rs 1000 worth shirt,
pant for Rs 500

800 bucks shoe and if I tug this bull,
what'll people think of me?

That you are the next
Ramraj the actor!

Won't they talk ill of me?

TRUE

Okay, let uncle take the bull
Just fill up this form for me

- He is nicely wedged
- I'd rather take this bull

Give me the rope, uncle

No one in our family
knows to fill up a form?

We'll get someone

Don't take a dig at
my M.A. M.Phil!!

Let us tag this bull
to the coconut grove

Don't spoil my image, Bosepandi
to tag me in your fake M.Phil degree!

'How is he my friend and still he hits
the bull's eye with such clarity?!'

'He's on plan mode'

Uncle's grove has palm trees
over laden with tender coconuts

Naturally...as if palm trees
will bear apples and oranges!

That's what I meant

- Get lost, man
- Come with me, man

'This man will tear my reputation
to shreds if he sees me like this'

'Kodi is the right choice'!

Secretary, the sun is
shining too bright today

My eyes are hurting

Just hold this bull
I'll wear my glasses

President, you do your job
Let me do the honors

As secretary I am
right now jobless

Show me your big head

Love buying trouble!

Super

Whom is he
trying to bait?

He's not falling
into my trap

Secretary...?

Hey! Now do you
want your pant zipped?!

I know your plan, da
I'll smash your face

Bosepandi? I too have
a couple of buffaloes

Take them also to graze

Answer him

Is he nuts to ask me?

He is asking you

Just because his wife beats him up
daily, can you call him nuts?

What do you know
about his wife?

Do you know
about his wife?

They are more
street smart than me

Okay, he's gone

- Gone?
- You'll never reform

He's trying to act
smart with me!

We usually graze cattle
in the afternoons

Very true, president

Why did you stop, 'brother bull'?

You made me come to your school at
8:00 a.m and fooled me royally!?

What do you take me for?

Wear those dark glasses
and then I'll tell you

She intends praising
my personality

Don't feel jealous, my dear bull

Super!

You win hands down for the ten
requirements needed to graze cattle

You bet we are here with our bull
and you have King Alexander's horse

Why suddenly emotional?

I can't stand anyone
criticizing my friend

Well said, my dear secretary
Hold this and watch me attack

You can hold and still attack

'You are happy to
put me in a fix!'

Holy cow! Dating and mating, huh?

Why is your sister
signaling my brother?

Your brother is only
winking at my sister!

She is flashing her
'close-up' smile at him!

She will never drool!

Listen, my brother is
a nice person, you know

Don't malign my sister

My brother will look
at only foreign breed

- Why are you yelling?
- Don't act smart with me

I'll kill you

They are on their own date, dude

You wretched bull!

I delivered punch dialogs for you

Sivanandi's bull has run away
with Coolmayi's cow

Has the cow come back?

It's been 1 and 1/2 days and
hasn't returned home still

Take it easy, brother

Love lasts 60 days
Lust only 30 days

Here it is love 6 hours
and lust 30 hours

In 36 hours
they'll be back

Whether cattle or people...

...proper care must be taken
when they reach maturity

Otherwise they'll make you
hang your head in shame

The girl is here

Now you can all take a look

Lathapandi, go inside, dear

Now that you've seen the girl
shall we formalize it?

Why must I get
married now, ma?

Tell dad
I want to study

He won't listen even if
God Karuppan requests!

Get dressed quickly

Mother!

Sis, at least you tell him

I want to study
Not get married

Listen, I too felt
exactly as you do now

At 15, I cried and
kicked up a fuss

Am I not happily married
and with a kid today?

You have selected
an affluent groom

- He is related to our family too
- Is it?

But our girl is
a little too young

Please think over
before you finalize

Are you saying this with temerity
because you have a son of your own?

When our teenage
daughter goes to school...

...only we parents know
the anguish we go through

As parents we know
what's good for our girls

You carry on with what
you've come for...right?

Listen to me, sis

I have not even
finished school

At least you tell our father
and convince him, sis

He will never listen to me
Don't drag me into this

Sis, please
Talk to him

I can't
Drape this sari

Go now!

Listen to me

Go

None of you need to

I'll talk to him myself

Hey! Wait

Come with me

Do you like it?
I too love it

Let's eat another-

Look at this!

A banner without
our own knowledge!

Just like a rifle needs bullets
a banner must have our photos

No other hoarding must have-

I have seen
this girl somewhere

Yes, her face
seems familiar

Where have we seen her?

She's our Sivanandi's
daughter Lathapandi

Till yesterday
she was going to school

Are they getting her married?

Right!

I think our association
has begun its activity

They will get school kids married
And even those going to nursery

If not questioned, our Silukkuvarpatti
will end up as a garbage-village!

You caught on
to a valid point

My problem
is not the girl

The 'Famous 4' faces
irritate me even more

We should not let this go
Call our legal advisor

Legal advisor himself
is the one calling, da!

Hey! When did you
become a lawyer?

Only last week
I submitted my application

Honorable lady officer!

God help me!

This is not the court
It's a police station

Speak to the point

Sir?

I'll be right back

Injustice everywhere, madam

Crime against women

Can she carry a baby when
she should be carrying books?

If this continues what will happen
to growth and progress of women?

Isn't there anyone to
question such dastardly acts?

'Is the file also old
like this female?'

If our Bharathi
had been alive...?

- Bharathi?
- Will all this happen?

Bharathi...!

Where is the new generation
of women you dreamed of?

Where are the revolutionary
women you wrote about?

Here

Excuse me

Leave some for me, dude

Why is he talking like this?

Let him

Madam, according to our law
girls can marry only after 18

But in my village, students from
schools are being married off

Will you stop this or not?

- Leave it, brother
- Not possible

If I elope with a 16 year old
will you be quiet?

You will claim I raped her, lock me up,
flash it as headlines and humiliate me?

It is a crime even if parents
get them married young

Tell her

- I'll be the laughing stock
- As if I'm any better

Will you stop
this wedding or not?

Accept you can't and I'll go
to the commissioner's office

"My dear swan...pure and white!
Who runs this hoppers' delight"

"Let's hide and 'seek', my precious
What is in your basket, princess?"

Are you joking?

Some jobless fellow complains
and you've come to stop the wedding

Right?

Our family is
highly respected

Not just you, no one
can stop this wedding

Aroma of mutton curry is
increasing my hunger pangs!

Would they have cut
about 7-8 goats?

This is an affluent wedding
They'd have slaughtered at least 15

Mix meat of 2 buffaloes if need be
Sivanandi is known for such hospitality

It's sunny over there
You'll get tanned, come this way

Good you reminded me
Let me go ahead

- No one can beat you in eating
- Don't cast your evil eye upon me

We have no wish
to stop the wedding

But your daughter is a minor

We know if our daughter
is minor or major

Govt. will lay 101 rules
We can't nod our heads to all that

If something happens to my girl
and we lose our respectability...

...will your Govt. return
my lost-dignity to me?

A parent knows when
his child should be married

I wouldn't have come
if there wasn't a complaint

So many of these jobless men
call and inform us

If I don't stop this wedding now,
a complaint in another 5 minutes...

...will be registered about me
in the commissioner's office

What are you gaping?

Come and serve us soon

We can't answer
our hunger pangs!

Hey cook, don't bring us
the oil floating gravy on top

Stir it well and get us
choicest pieces of meat

People are worried if the wedding
will take place or not and you-

Exactly! So serve us food...fast
We'll eat happily and disappear

Sivanandi is worried this wedding
should go on without a hitch

We are worried we should
enjoy this feast without hiccups!

Serve the mutton curry

They must be gluttons
of the first order!

Go, I say

Otherwise we'll walk off in a huff

Hey...no

If you stop this yourself
only these 4 walls will know

If it reaches the commissioner or
collector, it will go out of our control

We'll be forced
to arrest you then

It will be flashed across by the media
and press, your name will be tarnished

Please understand

Do you have
a nerve problem?

Why?

Your hand is trembling to serve
when you aren't paying for it!

Come on, serve
in lumps, 'domoto'

Now go there

Look at them
So cheap

Serve here

Looks like the goat
is very mischievous

I must take the bones
to my father

Come here, man

Pour the mutton gravy
right into this pit, okay?

Hey! This is 'sambar'

Where's the meat curry?

Who said
we'll serve meat?

Why blame us for
your fertile imagination?

Why should I come here
to eat this vegan meal?

I might as well
eat at home

Remember you got chased away

Just because you can gobble them
by the dozen, don't expect 'parotta'!

I swear my nostrils got
a whiff of mutton gravy

Leave it

God has ordained
sambar for us today

Yuck!

Sivnandi's daughter's
wedding has been stopped

Ask everyone to leave

Looks like they are delayed

Who whistled now?

You'll be kicked
whoever it is

Who could be
happier than us?

Must be one our members

- Let's give him a post
- Definitely

Sir, thank you for
respecting my words

And stopping the wedding

I'll take leave

1 minute

I complied to your request

Now do me a favor

I'll do my best

Who complained to you?

Sorry sir, I cannot tell
I must follow protocol

Today you might
regret what happened

But one day you'll feel
it was all for the good

See you, sir

Those juicy mutton pieces
they served us...!

My jaws are aching
eating so much

First of all I must go home
and wash my hands well

The wedding got cancelled
after spending 10000000!

10000000?!
First hand information?

For these dry banana stalks
and dreadful decorations...?

Go and eat a veggie meal

She must be under
Sivanandi's pay roll

Look how he is rubbing
salt on to our wound?

I have my doubts
on the VVS duo

They must be the ones
who complained

Be quiet, man!

Pipsqueaks!

They are clueless where
Dindigul railway station is!

And you think they'll go
to a police station?

I am sure
it was Coolmayi

This morning he gestured to me
he'll prove he can pull strings

Look there

Thank you, madam

Let me get to
the bottom of this

Then he'll know
if it is knife or shovel!

I thought I'd never
wear this uniform again

Thank God!
I escaped

I'm very happy now

Do you know who is the cause
for your happiness?

- Who?
- Bosepandi

'What's happening
in this country, sir?'

'What are authorities doing?'

When he was complaining after
seeing your banner, I overhea-

Why do you keep smiling
whenever you see me?

Are you trying
to flirt with me?

I heard you cancelled my wedding

That's why I thought
I should thank you

Don't go around saying
I stopped your wedding

I don't like publicity

Do you agree, friend?

One 'nimite'

I stopped the wedding only to
make you my personal courier!

Love letters!

I don't like it if you give
love letters on scraps of paper

What?

- Teacher won't like it
- Oh is that so?

Then how to do the chemistry
The Pythagoras theorem

Get her a greeting card
along with a chocolate bar

And I'll give it to her

Greeting card and chocolate
Seems to be a costly courtship!

"Boy...you strike a chord!"

"Boy...you strike a chord!"

"Painful pleasure
you are for sure!"

"Didn't allot or allocate
But magic happened innate!"

"You make me lament loud
I look but you hide, head bowed"

"Imp with mischief endowed"

"Pleasurable pain
You drive me insane"

"Not forewarned or cautioned
Of its own accord it happened"

Give this to your teacher

What's it?

Purple ribbon

She's always with
her hair let loose

That will not be
accepted in my family

She should plait her hair
Tie this ribbon and adorn flowers

Ask her to come
dressed like that

Okay

Give it to her correctly
It's a costly gift

You are the only one who doesn't
hassle me after I buy you a cup of tea

I like this approach

Anything for...a cup of tea!

I never called you
Why have you come?

I just anticipated your call

Did you give it
to the teacher?

Yes and she also
returned the favor

Are you getting
married again?

Not me

Kalyani teacher

Okay...oka-

Huh?!

Kalyani teacher?

"I figured this world out, my dear
I got enlightened in every sphere"

"I raised this child with tender loving care
who turned into a venomous snake, I swear"

Teacher ditched you, huh?

If a guy works extra diligently
or laments over a lost love...

...he should be expelled from VVS
as per our association rules

We dated girls even as 10 year olds

Then why the hell
are you teary eyed?

They are discussing about
the annual temple festival

Let's get busy with
our association work

- Association work?
- Yes

That's our priority

Make a banner
wishing the teacher well

Make sure our faces stand out

She's an English teacher
So show me as Shakespeare!

Come, Sivanandi

Greetings

Please sit

Be seated

What happened?

Sprain in the back, eh?

I'll get the orthopedic doctor

What rubbish!

Sivanandi's body has no bones

They are steel rods
twisted together!

How can they break?

Numbskull!

- Okay, leave it
- Go ahead...talk

If any of you have ideas
about the temple festival...

...please voice it right now

After everything
is organized...

...don't nitpick, drink
and kick up a ruckus

What can we say, Sivanandi?

You have always decided
what is best for us

So whatever you decide
is okay with us

Okay, as usual we collect
Rs 500 from each house

Friday evening
will be fireworks

Carrying pots with red hot charcoals
and procession of the deity on Saturday

That night will be a drama
on 'Valli's wedding'

This is 100% right

Discussion is over

You can leave now

Wait...!

Born troublemaker!

How can you
decide everything?

Be seated

All over again?

Should we not call them?

Who do you want to call now?

VVS...happy-go-lucky youth club

They will take part
only if you call them

They are waiting
decently outside

"VVS 'no worry no cry' fraction"

"In our area, we are extra special
24 carat gold is our initial"

"We don't worry ever
We VVS forever"

Do you think we can
leave them out?

Or will they allow you to?

Why smear cow dung
in a happy atmosphere?!

Let's include them

Hey! Come VVS members

Lion necessary in a circus
Any debate needs our club's consensus

Any problem?

Is any verdict needed
in the Panchayat?

Remove your glasses, please

'Green eyed monster!!'

'Dell' me

You heard what was said

Okay with you?

Collect 500, spend 300
and bundle the balance 200

Is that your decision?

Fling it on his face

They threw cow dung
just as I said

Stop it!

- I'll kill you
- Stop it!

Don't you want to conduct
the festival properly this year?

That's exactly
what we are asking too!

Move aside

Why are you creating a ruckus?
It's not as if he said anything new

We are used to this same
rigmarole for past 15 years

They are already
flinging cow dung

Don't add fuel to the fire

Hey...stop!

Once upon a time we too kicked up
a ruckus and rebelled against our customs

Later we realized
all that was foolishness

Bro, ask them
their final decision

What is there to decide?

Chinnalapatti town
is much smaller than ours

Didn't they arrange song
and dance programs?

Even the Poochipatti people conducted
and all of you raved about it for a week

We have to travel miles to watch
such song and dance programs

If you object to 'song and dance'
this time, I'll be forced to leave this land!

- Bosepandi
- What else can I do?

This village has the name 'silk' in it
But there is hardly any glamour here

This is an insult
to youngsters like me

Are we asking to take home
dancer 'Dindigul Rita'?

We requested
for this old man

For this little boy here

For all the future youngsters

Give it to him

Why late?

Just drink

Keep some for me, dude

Conduct the festival or don't

You remove or retain
the folk dances

But we want the song
and dance program definitely

Definitely!

Just nod your head and agree

It's been so long
since we saw Dindigul Rita!

Take your plate with you

Come

'Is this really Lathapandi?'

'She was such a small girl'

'She is a heart-breaker in a sari'

What are you
staring at so intently?

I committed
a grave mistake

What is his mistake?

Poor thing!

Lathapandi would be
here with a baby by now

We interfered in her life
and stopped her wedding

And...?

Now she'll fall in love with me,
marry only me and suffer!

So sad...!

When did all this happen?

After I saw her in that sari,
my dear friend!

I've made up my mind

I've also made up my mind

Hereafter I won't
hang around with you

Get lost

How will a comedian
know the value of love?

But a villain knows, my friend!

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

"Blue ribbon plaited girlie
Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Purple ribbon plaited girlie
Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Violet ribbon plaited girlie
Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Tell me, my girl so cute
To him, I must salute"

"Pink...red...crimson"

"Pink faced sweety
Pinpoint your mummy"

"Soft as a rose, baby
Show me your mummy"

"Wait, my dear missy
I'll raise a toast to your mummy"

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

"Street is a route either way
when others walk night and day"

"When you walk the same passage
it is headlines on my front page"

"When others smile, to me
it seems just okay...ordinary!"

"When you smile and chat with me
my temperature shoots to 103!"

"If I see any beautiful face
it's boring and common place"

"Lassie, your beauty is unique
Like beer it gives me a kick"

"Largest selling beer
King fisher, my dear"

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

Rain showers from the sky
The fields reap their harvest

Why should we pay tax
to you for nature's work?

Did you come to our fields?
Plough and water our lands?

Did you help grind turmeric paste for
our women who were playing there?

Shameless wretch of a man!

"When girls rub against me
it feels simply jolly"

"When you do the same
I forget even my own name!"

"When other girls walk around
its equal to the dust on the ground"

"The air when you walk past me feels
like an air conditioner made me freeze"

"Others think, dear princess
you're full of mischief and jest"

"To my eyes, you'll always be
a mausoleum of love, sweety"

"I'll stop now my eulogy!"

Thanks

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

"Blue ribbon plaited girlie
Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Purple ribbon plaited girlie
Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Tell me, my girl so cute
To him, I must salute"

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

Hello...hello...hello

The program you've been
waiting for anxiously

Dindigul Rita,
with her song and dance

Boss...boss

Boss?

'When he's got 1 foot
in his grave...!'

Is Dindigul Rita here?

Hey! Is the ambulance
waiting for this old man?

In what way will you
benefit if Rita comes?

Only if I see her glam-body, will
my body burn on the funeral pyre

1 can of petrol
will also do the trick

Go and watch in low angle

Bose, I've been waiting
for a long time

I'll tell your wife
if you are not quiet

Bose, please

Go and make sure
your kids study

Hey! What a shame!

Aiyaiyo!

Hello! We should be
the ones to cover up!

That's one habit
alien to you!

Get ready quickly and come on stage
They are yelling impatiently out there

Given the chance,
they'll barge in here

You look equally glittery

Why don't we both
dance one number?

Hey! I'm feeling shy

Isn't your nose bleeding?

Serves you right!

Height of selfishness!

Hello

Check...check...1-2-3

Meow

It does not work

But does its job well

Raise the volume

More...more...some more

I'll kill you

Raging now
Reduce it

Reduce it and
maintain that level

Let him blabber

Drink up your tea

What is this?!
Drinking tea, eh?

If you drink tea
I'll burn you alive

Tea in between work, eh?

Stereo, DTS, Auro 3D
All that's in place?

- Everything is here
- But nothing seems to be working

Leave it alone

I'll look after
DTS for him

I'll look after this for you

Will you?
Super

- Just watch me
- Hello check...check

- Now reduce it
- I've lessened it, dude

Now keep it
at that same level

Now I see a slight smile

Sooooper, dude

Learn from him

Hanging on to
some old mike set

Look at his grumpy face

Please take your seat

Didn't you change
your shirt just now?

Ignore me

'Wonder if someone
whacked him on his head?'

'He'll probably loiter shirtless
by tomorrow morning'

Read this on the stage
and give me a build up

You were on
the stage all along

Why didn't you
read it out yourself?

This is why you shouldn't
employ a local chap

Let me do the honors

Watch how I put you
on a pedestal!

Calm down!
Silence

To insult...ooops, forgive me
inaugurate this program

'Himalaya' of this area

Silukkuvarpatti's pinnacle

VVS President Bosepandi

(Clears throat)

Please speak!

Those of you who work
from dawn to dusk...

...making our land a gold mine

My dear farmers

Kids who are here
under false pretext!

Old people with 1 foot in the grave

To lure the young men
gathered here...

...multicolor powdered
faces of girlies!

Why are they clapping for this also?

And those sporting moustaches!

We heartily welcome
all of you on behalf of...

...VVS of Silukkuvarpatti

Give a big hand!

My dear ladies and gentlemen who have
flooded this place like a deluge...

Song and dance by Dindigul Rita was
orchestrated by members of our VVS

We announce this with
immense pleasure and pride

Mr Moustache
is getting tensed

I'd like to put it on record...

...we had to face many hurdles
to get this program sanctioned

Can't you see
I am stuttering?

Why don't you
give me water?

Hey! Where's water?

Excuse me!

No poison

I have to improvise

Catch!

I wish to share a lot more-

Hey! Stop it and get
Dindigul Rita on stage

They are showing
their preference

In deference to my bro's wishes
I hereby conclude my welcome speech

Let's leave
before they pelt us

Tell her don't whistle

Ask Dindigul Rita to dance now

"Stick to me...stick
broomstick chick"

"My hero abandoned me
high and dry totally"

"Stick to me...stick
broomstick chick"

"My hero abandoned me
high and dry totally"

"Two on either side of me
How do I finish this story?"

Be quiet

"My hero abandoned me
high and dry totally"

Isn't that Dindugul Rita?

Whatever it is
ask me later!

"In the midnight shade of action..."

"In the twilight zone of passion
where secret desires we sanction"

"It is a lustful offering
Pleasure filled craving"

Next song will make
your nerves and sinew scintillate

"Moon shines bright
Time seems just right"

"Cupid's arrow strikes
into my heart direct"

"Did I quench your desire, my dear?"

Did you think this is a temple
festival or something else?!

Play devotional songs

We don't know to dance
to such songs, sir

If you don't know then
you had better learn to do so

If you don't play devotional songs
I'll burn you all alive

Get ready to dance
to devotional songs

Sivanandi?

You saw everything
to your heart's fill?!

Don't insult me!

"Goddess Ambikai
Goddess Easwari"

"With your vermilion clad face
you conquer me with auspiciousness"

"Goddess of the Om mantra"

"You hold neem leaves
in your hands to cure diseases"

What kind of a song
have you chosen?

What atrocious behaviour!

We won't grant permission
for such programs in this village

Why are you loading all this?

Things a brother
will gift his sister

Gifts?

If I had a sister
won't I do this for her?

You are like a sister to me

A small token of appreciation

It's your temple festival and
my duty to conduct it safely

Why this return favor?
I'm just doing my duty

To be honest, sister,
my family is wealthy

But no one has
studied beyond 10th grade

If my daughter has
stepped into 12th grade...

...and is a 1st ranker
who gets the credit?

Thanks to you
stopping her wedding

I am glad you've realized it

But please thank Bosepandi

- Bosepandi?
- Yes

Gem of a boy
and intelligent too

Yes, bro

He was the one who
complained about the wedding

That's why
I came to your house

I'll take leave, bro?

I pointed my finger at him
and told you so, didn't I?

Now tell us, what shall we do?

What a silly question!

Just as Coolmayi is minus his ear
this fellow should be headless!

You slaughter him like a goat
I'll take the blame

I'll go to jail for you

When I think of a cat trying to
rub shoulders with an elephant...

...my blood boils
I can't stand this

I must do something to him

Stuff him chopped
into bits into a sack

And throw the sack
into the river

Do you agree, Sivanandi?

Mr Kodi, from our VVS account
top up my phone for Rs 400000

Income tax raid, dude
I'll call you later

Meow!

Why here at this time
of the night?

To buy cone

Miss Know-it-all!

Oh! Ice cream at night

Mehendi cone

Apply mehendi
on your face

Let me see if at least
then you become fair

I wasn't talking to you!

Hello...meow!
May I help you?

No, thanks

Mrs Bosepandi is
so fluent in English!

This isn't good

Seeyan...you are not
to be seen these days

Seeyan...what are you doing?

I'm milking the cow!
Do you want to join?

What do you want?

Give me the chocolate
bar for 10 bucks

You usually spend
peanuts on peanuts

All of a sudden you're
asking for Rs 10 chocolate?

'Smart-Alec in a bunk shop
with 1 foot in the grave?'

Why not take this?
Looks awesome

We know to
pick what's best

Even I thought of you
as just a school kid

After I saw you
that day in a sari...

...frankly speaking
I flipped and fell!

I know you love me too

Who said so?

Fraud female!

Then why did you look at me
as if you were eating me up?

That's how my glance is

Then why did you wear
the ribbon I got for you?

I'd have never tied it
if I knew you'd ask me this

Sorry about that, happy?

Let's go

Lathapandi?

You love Bose

Why didn't you buy
the design he liked?

True, but I won't
make it obvious

Why?

He treated me as the messenger
between him and the teacher, no?

Let him cool his heels for a bit

We'll stupidly ASSUME this way, he will
ditch you making an ASS of U and ME!

Not to worry...he isn't
that talented or capable!

He'll be busy roaming around
listening to sad love songs

"Dear davana...jasmine
Don't you like your fiance?"

(Liquor consumption
is injurious to health)

Hey there! I need
to make a call

- Give me your phone
- You can't...no balance

Then why show off strutting
in a bright white shirt?

Even my briefs
are clean and bright

Want to take a look?

So let me check if your
intestine is white too?!

Let me see you do that

(Liquor consumption
is injurious to health)

Who are you?

They're running away

Who is this, Veeranna?

Bosepandi

Mokkachami's son?

Lift...lift him up

Mokkai, I don't know which
village they came from

They were beating
your son to a pulp

I was able to save him because
I was accidentally passing by

Otherwise they'd have
killed him on the spot!

Caution your son

Why unnecessarily buy
trouble from random people?!

Attention!!

Why poke our nose into
everyone's lives?

We should not step
into their space

- Correct, sir
- I'm glad Kodi understood

Those who beat him up today
can even kill him tomorrow

I can't be around every time
to save him, right?

Instead of giving 1 swift blow
you're sharing pearls of wisdom

1st we'll share, strike, then show
If none of that sinks in...

...a time will come when
your idea will see daylight

Start your bike

Why do you get into trouble?

Who is this enemy wanting
to hit you so brutally?

I'm not denying I may
have enemies world over

But such a bitter enemy
is the one on that bike

Wretched fellow!

After employing
men to hit you...

...he's pretending to be
the Good Samaritan!

We shouldn't let him
get away with this, da

Dad, is it you talking?

Tomorrow I'll prepare a pit for him,
cover it with leaves and make him fall in

Don't be so juvenile
This is why you get beaten up

What he holds
dearer than his life...!

Lift it

Don't startle me

Let's go

Mr Kodi, please listen
It is very dangerous place

He seems to be
so familiar with this house

- Dai...dai...dai
- Not me

No one is here

Go...please go

Watch your step

What now?

I got hit
in a crucial spot!

Come

I won't talk

Just come with me

Bosepandi...!

That's Sivanandi

Stop it

Sivanandi's 'life' is
lying horizontal

- Shall we lift it?!
- Yes, boss

That's the end of Sivanandi

- Take it
- Thank you, ya

What now?

That's her

Hold this

Where are you going?

This is not part of
our club activities

There's no club at all!!

If Sivanandi wakes up, no enquiry

Direct encounter
and we'll be in hell

Wow...!

Sivanandi, how can you have
such a beautiful daughter?!

You fraud female!

After all that denial
you picked my design

Bosepandi, in some corner
of Lathapandi's heart...

...you are also living!

Sivanandi...you gave me
the shivers pointing this at me

1 blow and your skull
should blow to smithereens!

He turned the other side

Get lost

It's anyway a free show
What if I share your view?

- I'll slaughter you
- Jealous fellow!

Dog is there

Come this way

Hey, stop it

Where is my gun?

Dhanalakshmi?

You are busy yawning
Where's my rifle?

I don't know

It was here last night and how can it
suddenly sprout legs and go for a walk?!

Yeah, I'm the one
who goes hunting...

...with those 'Famous 4' nitwits
and return empty handed

Empty handed...?

Here I am so tensed
my rifle is missing...!

Mango...!

You dare call my friends...

...who are as inseparable
as my thumb and finger as nitwits?!

I can't live without my rifle

What is the use of this whip?
Where is the gun?

My rifle is missing
What are you posing for?

Don't!

Do you love me so much?

This is the only proof
of you being a hunter!

If you break even this...

...please don't

What happened?

Did you see 'Thuppaki' (rifle)?

You mean actor Vijay's film?
I saw it and I loved it

Haven't you watched it as yet?

If my wife is innocent
my daughter is totally naive

What happened, ma?

His rifle is missing it seems

Wonder with whom, where and what
trouble my rifle is going through now?!

I won't leave you

This is a sixer

Gone...all gone...I'm done for

Shall we complain to the police?

I wish I could knock
some sense into you

They've been pestering me
to surrender my rifle

Now they'll grab my license saying
I'm incapable of protecting it

Now she gets enlightened!

Oh! Those bike rides with coolers
and carrying that rifle in style...!

No end to his conceit!

Wonder if the thief is shooting
a bison or a wild elephant!

1-2-3-4-fire!!

Drink coffee

Hello...drink coffee

Forever mooning over that rifle

What gun timing!!

Here they come, 'Famous 4'
I'll see you later

Why do you have a towel
on your head like this?

Style!

Looks good on you, boss
Maintain this style

So many roam around
like this in our village

Has anyone
looked so stylish?!

Looks like you had
one hell of a hunt last night

I can smell venison
right up my nostrils!!

Is cow dung stink
same as venison to you?

My rifle is missing,
you numbskulls!

Are we hearing you right?

Yes, from yesterday morning
I have no clue who flicked it

We'll find the culprit and
make him limbless!

You don't even
know who it is

Only then you can
target the limbs

Within the next 2 hours...

...I'll be back with his name,
address and date of birth!

Let's go

Give me a tablet
for my headache

Meow!

Meow!

Look here! If you mew
like a cat, that's it

Shall I roar like a tiger?

You can never
be reformed!

If I reform will I become
Chief Minister of Dindigul?!

I believe there's total
commotion in your house?

Nothing of that sort

Did someone flick
your father's rifle?

Aiyaiyo! You got to
know about it too?

Some thief stole it

My father is
so stressed out

Naturally he will be

I hope that thief rots in hell

He should lose his sanity and beg
on the road in front of my eyes

Don't be too harsh! What if
he's someone you like?

Someone I like?
Who can that be?

Me!!

Where did he go?
He was right here

This beggar is a pain!

Hey baby!

Buy me a drink in case someone
gossips about us chatting here

Cool drink? You better
put the rifle back in place

Otherwise I'll myself
tell my father

Be my guest!

If he can get men to
hit me, won't I retaliate?

He got men to hit you? Why?

That's something between me and
my father-in-law, you don't-

Don't get angry, dear

I'll replace the rifle
but 1 condition

What?

Shall we rehearse
before our wedding?

What hahn?!
You have a 1 track mind!

I'm the best man at
that bloody beggar's wedding

You must come as
the bride's friend

I can't do all that

I can't put the rifle back

I'll think about it

Me too

So will I

Who is this son of a beggar?

Pest's son

Did your dad change his nam-

- Shut up
- Why are you here?

Be glad they let me sleep here
in spite of being your friend!

Ever since he lost his rifle
Sivanandi is in a frenzy...

...and chasing frenzied dogs!

To top it all, you are
chasing his daughter

Super...?

And I don't know
where this will end

Daddy is calling me

What do you want, daddy?

Come to the temple, son
We've got a huge catch

If lucky, we can sit and
eat without any worries

As if otherwise we eat
kneeling down?!

Okay, fine

If I come, I'll be rich, that's all?

Lord Karuppa...!

Why are they here?

- To eat God's offering
- Then nothing to worry

What brings you here?

Yesterday someone
stole our bro's rifle

We've come to find the culprit
and make him limbless

So we are here to ask
our soothsayer for guidance

If they get caught, they will
experience hell on earth!

Are you and your father planning
to betray me for pocket money?

This won't work
I'm leaving right now

That's the best tell-tale
sign to announce your guilt

If I'm here your father will
happily point his finger at me

My father...?
He's a con expert

After hearing him, they will
claim the rifle never got lost

Is it?

Promise you

Lord Karuppa, Savior,
Bestower, Benefactor

In your devotee's house, where
not even an ant or fly can enter...

...someone has stolen a rifle
held dearer than life

Check and tell me
who the culprit is

2+2=4
Trust for sure

Travel hassles

Your rifle is getting hit severely
Someone is using it as a stump!

He is bang on!

He'll bowl the 1st ball well

Wait and see

2+1=3

My lord says
it is impossible

I told you

Next ball is
off the pitch

What does impossible mean?
What is his final verdict?

Oh boogeyman!

He's thinking what
to come up with next

Lord Karuppa is really naughty

He expects a bribe
to point his finger right

Bribe?

Not cash
Only kind

What route is this?

Diwali purchasing

He'll call everyone to
a textile showroom next

Clothes for Karuppa, saree for His wife
Lungi and shirt for the eldest son

Pant and shirt for the middle son

For the youngest 7 shorts,
4 vests and 1 pair slippers, size 9

Okay, we'll oblige but
tell us who the thief is

Of course

As if he won't tell
if he knew

We are caught now

Relax...last ball
A straight no-ball

'All the cowries are facing down'

'How do I handle this now?'

The thief has a mole
in his right hand

What is it? Why?

Your father is enterprising

Let's not leave
any stone unturned!

What happened?

Just as you said, we'll bring
the culprit here in front of your God...

...and amputate his limbs
as our Holy offering

Let's go

We won't spare anyone

Wonder how you will cope
without both your hands!

Your diwali this year
is fire crackers all the way

Do you have
any brains at all?

If not these scapegoats,
won't I get some other sucker?!

I'll be the next scapegoat soon

Why?

You and your big mouth!

You said the thief has a mole
in his right hand...take a look!

No wonder it was familiar to me

And I gave it my best shot

You and your shot!

Only Lord Karuppa said this?
I mean...I said so

Just see how I make
confusion worse confounded!

Karuppa, be with me

What will you do?

Just watch the spin ball
your father intends to bowl

Sivanandi...!

Even my son has a mole
in his right hand

So don't jump to
wrong conclusions!

- Tell us
- Don't hit me

Then confess

Don't hit me
You look educated

Where's the rifle?

- I swear I didn't take, sir
- But that's what Karuppan said

As if Karuppan
is a CBI officer!

That's not God's antics
It's my father's tricks

Which God asks for pant,
shirt, shorts, briefs?!

Given a chance he'll even
ask a multi premium vehicle!

Are you trying to be funny?

Left to himself, father will
beat them all dead

Let's hunt for the rifle
in all the rooms

I've looked in every nook and corner
It's not anywhere here

You might have overlooked
some place, right?

Your father's stubborn genes firmly
implanted in you...as if you'll listen

You check the kitchen
I'll hunt in that room

Sivanandi sir, tell them
not to hit me

Who is your
partner in crime?

He is the main criminal!

Who is he?
Tell us his name

But you won't accept
my description

Tell me

He's short and squat
a bear with a moustache

And pockmarks
all over his face

Bring whoever matches
his description and throw him...

...at my feet for me
to stamp and kill

Hey! He just described you!

Beat him up till
he is black and blue

I can't find it here

Aiyo! Ma, look on the slab

Slab? She's pin pointing
as if she hid it there!

I found the rifle

Found it!

Untie me

We never tied you up!

Didn't tie me

Get lost

Let me tie my lungi
to my waist!

Dude, did they hit you?

They really hit you?!

What's that noise?

Who is that?

All said and done, you shouldn't
have stolen the rifle, dude

Thank God!
Peace at last

But...whole of yesterday
I searched in the kitchen

I didn't see it at all

Will I lie to you?

I've been hunting
for 30 years

That is its rightful
place for 3 generations

How can it land
in the kitchen?

- True...got a point
- Indeed, right question

1 minute
Come here

What?

Why can't you come down
from your high horse?

That could also be true

The rifle never got lost
No one stole it

All of you leave now

For Pulichathani alias Nagendran's
wedding, residing in East street...

...please get into the lorry
that will be leaving in a few minutes

Without showing off your glitter
and glamor, get inside soon

Play our favorite songs

Have you sent the car
for the bride?

It's getting late
Let's leave, dude

Where's my fiancee Lathapandi?

She isn't coming
Her folks refused to send her

How could she
ditch me like this?

Let's go...why are
you hesitating?

I'm not coming
I'm feeling lousy

I spent 5000 bucks and
made a cut-out for you

I don't want to demean myself
and be your best man!

Get lost

Get in

Give a hand for
those plantains

Bosepandi, did they refuse
to let you into their car?

I was myself ignored as if they will
call you, get into this lorry

Hey stale porridge!

I'll trample
your adam's apple!

Stop brushing
against that lady

She's old enough to
be your daughter

Move inside

Is there place for me?

Yes, in my backyard!

Aiyo! I'm brain dead
all of a sudden

Move aside, bro

- Sit at the back
- Okay

I'll go back

Dai...aye!

I should have gone in that lorry

Lorry...stop

Greetings

Bose...welcome

I was worried
you won't turn up

I thought I won't

But after you went on your bended knees
asking me to be your best man...!

Then why be
president of VVS?!

I got someone else in your place
when you backed out, so sorry

Are you serious?
Who is he?

Look right there

You chose him?!

Who brought the bug-spray man
from our village here?

I emptied the deodorant!

Bosepandi, food
is being served

Why don't you do justice
to what you came for?

Later you shouldn't accuse juicy bones
are missing, grab my shirt and lament

Are you forcing me to open
the skeletons in your cupboard?

Do you remember that girl?

Who is she?

When you were 5 years old you both got
married exchanging milkweed garlands

Why remind me of that now?

I was your best man
for your 1st marriage

Will I let go of
your 2nd marriage?

Sshhhh! Okay
You do the honors

Dai! Then what about me?

"No one can emulate my friend"

Is this okay?

Careful...the bridegroom
may end up teethless!

Do you have some oil?

If I rub this oil on my head
I'll end up having coir-hair like him!

I'll get the best
oil in town now

Wowwww!

- What do you want?
- Everything possible

Uh...coconut oil

Thank-

Apply this, your hair
will be satin smooth

This is the same oil
I offered you now!

Give me a comb

They don't let me
show off my acting skill?!

Red comb?

Can you comb your hair properly with this
or have a memorable wedding night?

What nonsense!
I'll get the right comb for you

How can a red comb be
linked with my wedding night?!

Ask someone
who uses a comb, dude

Don't bend this one
by combing haphazardly

This one...okay, thank-

Who knocked now?

What?

Groom wants powder

He didn't even bring powder?!

He did but that looks like
stale bleaching powder!

Your powder is so perfumed
it is absolutely magnetizing!

I've given all that I have

Don't come knocking again
with more silly excuses!

Fix this pin

Aiyo! I gave you
all that we had

Now what?

I came to return what you gave
and you are losing your temper

Hold

Is the bride ready?

Bride has been ready
for past 3 months!

Groom has also been
waiting for 6 months!

You want to slam
this door on my face, right?

I'll do so myself
Thank you

"She gives sly glances and gestures
But she never agrees"

"She gives sly glances and gestures
But she never agrees"

Why are you ogling at me?
Wipe bride's face

"Her untold words..."

Why are you gaping?
Click a good snap

Smile 1 last time, dude

"She sulks sometimes..."

Ask the photographer
to come in front

They'll eat and disappear

This photo is your only
lifelong unfading memory!

Start music

More than the wedding couple,
their friends look more compatible...

...like popular actor Suriya
and his pretty wife Jothika

- Ahaahaha...!
- Scoot from here

It's okay, finish what
you intended saying

I did as per your order
Now pay me as promised

Why are you counting
as if it is your money?!

For me

Disappear before I deface you

She was to compare us with Ultimate star
Ajith and Shalini and she embarrasses me!

What kind of a pose is this?

Are you taking
a passport snap or what?

Put your hand on
her shoulder in style like-

I wish I could demonstrate

- Come here
- What a glare?!

Enough...can't stand it

Enough?
Even for you, sis?

Okay, photographer
Now it is our turn!

How long do I keep
following you?

You must decide
within the next 2 days

If I don't?

Take 3 days then!

Lathapandi, let's eat

My mother-in-law is calling

If square of a+b=c, then-

Why are you a plumber
at your friend's wedding?

Plumber?

Instead of helping me
get hooked on to Latha...

...you are loitering here
like a lunatic

You were busy running
to and fro with comb, soap etc

Did it work out?

It did...not

How will it?
You need 'busy-cal' touch

- Physical touch?
- I'll show you how

Watch your step
This is a critical area

They have started
serving food

Your girl is-

...eating up there

When she finishes eating-

...she'll come here
to wash her hands

I'm the planning engineer
Allow me to plan!

- Everything has a 'posiser'!
- Oh! Procedure!

When she comes,
what you need to do is-

She'll touch the tap
There will be a gush of water

She'll trip and fall
I will hold her

She's on her way down

Watch my 'water-play' ability!

Hey! Huge tub!

- Water in the tub to wash
- How kiddish!

Aiyo! Just miss

Oh sweetie-pie...!
Look who is here?

It has stopped raining?!

What a tragedy of errors!

She's feeling shy!!

If you blush once more
I'll bleach your face!

Back stabber!

You said you were
planning for me

And you are playing!

Don't demean my true love

Love...?

If you keep looking
it is called love

But if we hug
it is a game to you?

What is this?

You claimed you were
planning for me

And you hogged it all

Whom did you
plan this for?

I planned for you
He willed it for me!

He...God?

He's also planning another
'physical touch' dude

When, where and how?

Now, here and I'll show-

You look awesome in your banner
with your smuggler moustache!

Our boys are excelling in graphics

I'm like a photocopy of Veerappan
the sandalwood smuggler

You being his look-alike
is not important

Did you see the rifle
he is holding?

So what?

Sivanandi's rifle

If only he gets to see this...

...you'll be crucified from
toe to top of your head!

Don't panic

Sivanandi is not
attending this wedding

To me all those who alight from
Xylo cars look like Sivanandi

Sivanandi himself!
Let's run and hide

Welcome

Why are you so late?

I had to attend
4 other weddings

That's why I sent my wife
and daughter ahead of me

Please come in

Look at his temerity

Not only does he
steal your rifle...

...he even poses with it
on a huge flex board!

Don't treat them
with kids' gloves

When I told you,
you zipped my lips

- Look at that
- Make your move, boss

Or else they'll make us
look like sissies!

Didn't you say someone from
Chakkapatti wanted to 'see' Latha as bride

Ask them to
come immediately

Call the people from Pappapatti
who wanted to discuss something important

Oops! I forgot

Arrange for a car, we must go
to Kerala day after tomorrow

You are saying something
totally unconnected

The rifle issue is
a closed chapter

We have more important
matter to attend to

No one can change destiny
if he is gifted to die by my hands!!

"She gives sly glances and gestures
But she never agrees"

"Her untold words..."

Lathapandi, come here

What, ma?

Did you and Bosepandi
take a photo together?

Bose pandi...?

Don't think you can fool me!

A mother can never be fooled
I know what happened

I can't stand
the sight of him

The way he talks,
looks, walks...!

He isn't right for you

Our thoughts
don't count one bit

What your father says
is gospel in this house

Forget everything
and move on

Dude, move aside

Bro...1 tea

Has he left?

Is this place for sale?

Why...won't your bottom
settle down there?!

I need to discuss something...move

Me too

What's news?

It's a week
since I saw my girl

That's kid's stuff

I have something
more important to share

My girl...has
accepted me

Super!

When is the wedding?

Very soon

Only hassle
there's a legal hitch

Legal hitch?

My darling 'silk'
of Silukkuvarpatti!

Everyone is making
fun of me, you know

How dare they
make fun of you!

I'll kill them all!

'You're in love only with
the secretary of VVS'

'He's not the president'

So...?

I should become
the president

Only till I get married

After my wedding night
you can re-claim your title!