WEBVTT 00:02:17.122 --> 00:02:20.162 'Happy-go-lucky youth club' 00:02:32.722 --> 00:02:42.122 "Happy-go-lucky youngsters' club Brotherhood of cool and savvy hub" 00:03:34.482 --> 00:03:44.081 "Foot loose and fancy free federation They're a 'no worry no cry' fraction" 00:04:29.922 --> 00:04:31.922 Hey! Why did you stop the lorry? 00:04:31.922 --> 00:04:34.202 Only 3 loads have been delivered since morning 00:04:34.242 --> 00:04:37.802 Look boss, a lorry is heading towards us and has the headlights on 00:04:38.762 --> 00:04:41.081 Don't we have head lights? Switch it on and drive, da 00:04:41.122 --> 00:04:42.882 He's inviting the malefic effects of Saturn! 00:04:42.922 --> 00:04:44.801 God knows whose head will roll?! 00:04:53.722 --> 00:04:57.562 Hey! Are you blind? Didn't I signal you to give way? 00:04:57.602 --> 00:05:00.322 Hey! You switched on only your headlights 00:05:00.362 --> 00:05:04.442 But we switched on headlight, tube-light, the whole works! 00:05:04.482 --> 00:05:05.442 Didn't you notice? 00:05:05.482 --> 00:05:08.361 Don't be a smart alec! Will you reverse or not? 00:05:08.402 --> 00:05:10.042 What?! Reverse?! 00:05:10.362 --> 00:05:12.162 Do you know who I am? 00:05:12.162 --> 00:05:13.722 What do you take Sivanandi for? 00:05:13.762 --> 00:05:15.361 Lord Siva Himself! 00:05:15.402 --> 00:05:18.002 Who do you think our Palani Andavar is? 00:05:18.042 --> 00:05:19.402 Lord Muruga Himself 00:05:19.442 --> 00:05:21.882 Why are you dragging Gods into your fight? 00:05:21.922 --> 00:05:23.762 One of you give way and solve the issue 00:05:23.842 --> 00:05:25.242 Why tell me? 00:05:25.322 --> 00:05:27.282 Tell that shameless Sivanandi's lorry driver 00:05:27.322 --> 00:05:28.562 What? Me...shameless? 00:05:28.602 --> 00:05:30.922 When our Sivanandi walks past... 00:05:30.962 --> 00:05:34.642 ...even the temple tower will bend and greet him at the entrance! 00:05:34.682 --> 00:05:38.122 Such is the respect and dignity he commands! 00:05:38.162 --> 00:05:41.162 Last year when his bull lost in the 'bull taming sport'... 00:05:41.242 --> 00:05:44.762 ...Palani Andavar, killed his bull to retain his honor 00:05:44.802 --> 00:05:48.282 Does he rise in one's estimation just because he killed his bull? 00:05:48.322 --> 00:05:51.362 When his own daughter eloped with some chap... 00:05:51.402 --> 00:05:55.481 ...Sivanandi killed his own flesh and blood without any qualms! 00:05:55.522 --> 00:05:59.682 Killing you will be child's play for him! 00:05:59.722 --> 00:06:02.842 Are you threatening me?! Let me see you do it 00:06:03.282 --> 00:06:06.481 And now you have damaged my prized lorry 00:06:06.522 --> 00:06:07.882 My head! 00:06:09.402 --> 00:06:10.921 I'll kill you today 00:06:10.962 --> 00:06:14.842 Aiyo! Never thought it would be my head that would roll!! 00:06:17.242 --> 00:06:21.082 Usually in a fight in your area you'll chop each others' limbs 00:06:21.122 --> 00:06:23.962 This is so juvenile, breaking skulls! 00:06:24.042 --> 00:06:26.802 Just give me your go-ahead I'll chop this fellow's head off 00:06:26.842 --> 00:06:29.442 Who are you to chop my head? I'll shoot you down before that 00:06:29.482 --> 00:06:30.122 Sir 00:06:30.202 --> 00:06:32.242 You have the audacity to create public nuisance 00:06:32.322 --> 00:06:34.242 And then you threaten to chop up all organs? 00:06:34.282 --> 00:06:36.282 - What is your problem? - You be the judge, sir 00:06:36.322 --> 00:06:38.601 Who is braver of the two? One who killed his bull? 00:06:38.682 --> 00:06:42.202 Or Sivanandi who killed his own daughter? 00:06:42.242 --> 00:06:44.162 Trying to bait me! 00:06:44.242 --> 00:06:46.002 You and your silly squabbles 00:06:46.082 --> 00:06:49.682 If I see you here again I'll skin you alive! Get out! 00:06:50.842 --> 00:06:52.721 - Sir?! - Now what? 00:06:52.762 --> 00:06:55.562 What a fantastic case fell into your hands 00:06:55.642 --> 00:06:57.682 That fellow claims his boss killed a bull 00:06:57.722 --> 00:06:59.922 This fellow brags his friend killed his daughter 00:06:59.962 --> 00:07:03.082 Sir, I feel this is very important 00:07:03.122 --> 00:07:05.442 Yov! They are just drunkards blabbering some utter rubbish 00:07:05.522 --> 00:07:07.361 Why do you fall for that? 00:07:07.402 --> 00:07:10.241 Drunkards are the ones who reveal secrets about regional news now 00:07:10.282 --> 00:07:11.921 Sivanandi is a big shot here 00:07:11.962 --> 00:07:14.082 No one has ever complained about him 00:07:14.122 --> 00:07:17.002 So what? Let us open a case claiming we got an anonymous letter 00:07:17.042 --> 00:07:22.522 Frankly sir, I am fed up of being tagged as '2 striped head constable' 00:07:22.562 --> 00:07:24.522 How long will you remain an inspector? 00:07:24.562 --> 00:07:27.522 Until I hear the good news you are the Superintendent of Police of Dindigul... 00:07:27.562 --> 00:07:29.242 ...I won't sleep peacefully, sir 00:07:29.322 --> 00:07:31.642 - Okay, enquire and let me know - Okay, sir! 00:07:33.442 --> 00:07:35.802 Brother! A tea for me, please 00:07:38.002 --> 00:07:42.842 Tell me about Sivanandi, bro Is he a big shot here? 00:07:42.882 --> 00:07:45.161 Big shot? He's notorious! 00:07:45.202 --> 00:07:47.041 He has a dagger tucked in his waist 00:07:47.082 --> 00:07:49.522 He'll slit your adam's apple when you are talking to him! 00:07:49.562 --> 00:07:51.882 Those two kids were just having fun 00:07:51.922 --> 00:07:56.442 His false ego made him kill his own daughter 00:07:56.482 --> 00:07:58.162 If you continue enquiring... 00:07:58.202 --> 00:08:01.442 ...he'll slit your throat too Just vanish from here 00:08:01.802 --> 00:08:05.762 Hey! You were enquiring about Sivanandi to everyone 00:08:05.802 --> 00:08:07.122 Who are you, da? 00:08:07.202 --> 00:08:09.362 You don't look like an ice-cream seller 00:08:09.402 --> 00:08:10.962 Are you related to Palani Andavan? 00:08:11.002 --> 00:08:12.202 Why are you silent? 00:08:12.242 --> 00:08:15.122 Are you an astrologer planning black magic on Sivanandi? 00:08:15.162 --> 00:08:17.402 No! I'm a policeman 00:08:17.442 --> 00:08:18.802 Oh God! 00:08:25.122 --> 00:08:27.602 Why are the police after Sivanandi? 00:08:27.682 --> 00:08:30.202 He killed his daughter, didn't he? 00:08:30.242 --> 00:08:32.122 Someone has reported this 00:08:32.162 --> 00:08:33.722 They've come to nab him 00:08:33.762 --> 00:08:35.282 Wonder what will happen now 00:08:35.322 --> 00:08:36.642 Come inside 00:08:42.122 --> 00:08:44.082 - Greetings, madam - Greetings, sir 00:08:44.162 --> 00:08:46.362 We want to meet your husband 00:08:46.402 --> 00:08:47.442 Please sit 00:08:52.682 --> 00:08:56.562 Selakkari, Moonuchami, Yaanaisami, Ponnanga, Vaadikaruppu... 00:08:56.602 --> 00:09:01.322 ...Aandaracha, Ochandamma, Gods and Goddesses, protect all our people 00:09:03.282 --> 00:09:05.322 - Greetings, sir - Greetings 00:09:05.362 --> 00:09:06.402 Please sit down 00:09:06.442 --> 00:09:08.721 Did you serve our guests any refreshments? 00:09:08.762 --> 00:09:11.522 - No, I'll do right now - I'll be back in a moment 00:09:17.082 --> 00:09:20.842 Crows...come and eat my sacred offering 00:09:24.162 --> 00:09:26.082 Now tell me What is the matter? 00:09:26.162 --> 00:09:29.642 6 months ago your daughter and her lover eloped it seems 00:09:29.682 --> 00:09:34.162 We heard a rumor in our office that you killed your daughter 00:09:34.202 --> 00:09:36.202 Till yesterday we had no reason to believe it 00:09:36.242 --> 00:09:40.202 On enquiring we know only of the elopement 00:09:40.242 --> 00:09:43.242 But we have not received any complaint from you 00:09:45.002 --> 00:09:48.242 People associated with you are being very evasive 00:09:48.282 --> 00:09:51.481 We've come directly only on the basis of a suspicion 00:09:51.642 --> 00:09:56.642 Just say 'no' and we'll report this as wrong information to our senior 00:09:57.282 --> 00:10:00.362 What do you say? 00:10:01.122 --> 00:10:03.482 Did you kill your daughter? 00:10:11.842 --> 00:10:12.762 Yes 00:10:14.322 --> 00:10:15.642 I killed her 00:10:23.002 --> 00:10:25.642 Move aside 00:10:25.682 --> 00:10:29.002 Yes sir, he has himself accepted the crime 00:10:29.482 --> 00:10:33.242 The incident took place Megamalai inside the Manalar forest 00:10:33.362 --> 00:10:38.162 Yes sir, the ambulance is here Post mortem team is also here 00:10:38.202 --> 00:10:40.282 I'll call as soon as I reach the spot 00:10:40.362 --> 00:10:41.642 Thank you, sir 00:10:49.362 --> 00:10:52.922 'If we choose to talk about Sivanandi we can go on and on non-stop!' 00:10:52.962 --> 00:10:57.602 'His family has been affluent for many generations' 00:10:57.722 --> 00:11:02.602 'He's the only one who owns a rifle in this area' 00:11:02.682 --> 00:11:08.361 'Although he has 3 daughters he considers the rifle as his son!' 00:11:08.442 --> 00:11:11.602 'When he rides around with the rifle, he feels...' 00:11:11.642 --> 00:11:14.682 '...as if the Indian Army is following him' 00:11:14.762 --> 00:11:18.282 'However busy he may be or even if a thunder storm hits...' 00:11:18.322 --> 00:11:22.562 '...Saturdays are set aside to go hunting with his 'Famous 4' friends' 00:11:24.162 --> 00:11:27.362 'Even now to renew the license for his rifle...' 00:11:27.482 --> 00:11:29.522 '...he's now at the police station' 00:11:29.562 --> 00:11:32.522 Sivanandi, did you get wet in the rain? 00:11:32.562 --> 00:11:34.121 You might catch a cold 00:11:34.202 --> 00:11:36.082 Let me get some herbs for you 00:11:36.122 --> 00:11:37.602 Just go in for steam inhalation 00:11:37.642 --> 00:11:40.282 - And all will be well! - You and your archaic medicine! 00:11:40.322 --> 00:11:41.842 When has cold ever caught him? 00:11:41.882 --> 00:11:45.202 Even Saturn that bestows trouble runs away from him in fear! 00:11:45.242 --> 00:11:48.042 How can a common cold catch hold of our 'bro'? 00:11:48.082 --> 00:11:50.042 You are all dumb, morons! 00:11:50.082 --> 00:11:54.562 Just like we all love him, common cold also feels the same! 00:11:54.642 --> 00:11:59.201 'This is how they'll glorify Sivanandi even if he sneezes!' 00:11:59.282 --> 00:12:02.922 'Sivanandi and his 'Famous 4' clan are as inseparable as finger and thumb!' 00:12:02.962 --> 00:12:06.922 If we hear a bang however faint we suspect only you automatically 00:12:06.962 --> 00:12:09.322 Why do you need a rifle? Just surrender it 00:12:09.402 --> 00:12:11.802 Even before the British gave India her freedom... 00:12:11.842 --> 00:12:14.402 ...they gifted this rifle to my grandfather! 00:12:14.482 --> 00:12:16.202 How can I surrender such a precious gift? 00:12:16.282 --> 00:12:19.162 Let it be! Tell me where my plantations are located 00:12:19.202 --> 00:12:21.082 At the foot of the hills 00:12:21.122 --> 00:12:24.242 So, if wild animals intrude, can I drive them away with my bare fingers? 00:12:24.282 --> 00:12:26.242 All this is frivolous talk 00:12:26.322 --> 00:12:28.842 This rifle represents my honor 00:12:28.882 --> 00:12:30.882 'Not just his rifle' 00:12:30.922 --> 00:12:33.042 'This village is named after Sivanandi's grandfather' 00:12:33.082 --> 00:12:34.202 'Silukkuvarpatti' 00:12:34.282 --> 00:12:36.482 'A village with a single road lined by tamarind trees' 00:12:36.562 --> 00:12:39.402 'When it became 4-lanes, it progressed in leaps and bounds' 00:12:39.442 --> 00:12:41.922 'When real estate escalated not just the villagers' speech...' 00:12:41.962 --> 00:12:44.962 '...but even their feet became topsy-turvy!' 00:12:45.002 --> 00:12:51.762 "By itself a match stick won't ignite until someone kindles it to light" 00:12:51.922 --> 00:12:58.562 "Don't buy trouble or fight and flay till someone rubs you the wrong way" 00:12:58.602 --> 00:13:04.242 "Don't be just a broom stick but a match stick like a wick" 00:13:04.322 --> 00:13:06.282 Hey driver! Honk So he can move 00:13:06.362 --> 00:13:08.722 Be quiet! Let him go at his own pace 00:13:08.762 --> 00:13:14.402 We are not in a hurry at all Just sit there and be quiet 00:13:21.362 --> 00:13:23.282 This is ridiculous! Move aside, man 00:13:28.002 --> 00:13:29.842 New habit, huh? 00:13:31.002 --> 00:13:33.842 You have the gall to honk at me?! 00:13:33.922 --> 00:13:35.841 'Sand from the river, eh?' 00:13:38.042 --> 00:13:41.201 Go ahead Move...move 00:13:41.322 --> 00:13:42.722 Quick! 00:13:43.482 --> 00:13:47.162 You dare use the horn on me? Watch me use my phone 00:13:47.362 --> 00:13:50.002 Hello? Sir, is it the revenue officer? 00:13:50.082 --> 00:13:52.402 I am Bosepandi from Silukkuvarpatti speaking 00:13:52.442 --> 00:13:53.242 Who? 00:13:53.322 --> 00:13:54.802 Bosepandi speaking 00:13:54.882 --> 00:13:56.562 What's happening in this country, sir? 00:13:56.602 --> 00:13:58.922 What are authorities doing? Where is our country heading? 00:13:58.962 --> 00:14:01.042 Country is going to the dogs! What's troubling you? 00:14:01.082 --> 00:14:02.642 That's exactly what I'm saying 00:14:02.682 --> 00:14:05.402 All the sand from the river is being dug and sold in the town 00:14:05.442 --> 00:14:09.042 If the sand is depleted from rivers our water table and resources will run dry 00:14:09.122 --> 00:14:14.562 In which case your grandchildren and mine will be forced to go to Mars to get water 00:14:14.602 --> 00:14:16.242 Is it necessary? 00:14:16.962 --> 00:14:18.362 Sir...? 00:14:19.882 --> 00:14:24.762 My phone balance depletes just when I want to indulge in social service! 00:14:32.482 --> 00:14:34.882 How can you help yourself to river sand? 00:14:34.922 --> 00:14:37.162 'President Bosepandi Happy-go-lucky youth club' 00:14:38.402 --> 00:14:42.081 Pay Rs 35000 penalty at the office and you can take back your vehicle 00:14:45.922 --> 00:14:48.802 It's 10 years since you bought the vehicle 00:14:48.842 --> 00:14:50.802 Are you still repaying the loan? 00:14:50.842 --> 00:14:53.842 Shut up! I warned you not to horn, did you listen? 00:14:53.882 --> 00:14:56.562 Now all because of you I lose Rs 100000! 00:14:58.962 --> 00:15:00.442 'I kept it somewhere here' 00:15:00.522 --> 00:15:02.802 Isn't this what you are looking for? 00:15:02.842 --> 00:15:04.962 Run and bring the rice bowl...quick 00:15:05.162 --> 00:15:07.721 Give me a few minutes I'll garnish the gravy 00:15:07.802 --> 00:15:09.201 Garnish only now? 00:15:09.282 --> 00:15:12.321 Dad, you used to wake up at 6:00 a.m 00:15:12.362 --> 00:15:14.442 Nowadays you start your daily chores only at 8 00:15:14.482 --> 00:15:16.642 You're becoming lazier by the day 00:15:16.682 --> 00:15:19.721 Wonder how he'll prosper in life 00:15:19.762 --> 00:15:23.282 Mummy...how on earth did you accept this man? 00:15:25.682 --> 00:15:27.201 Pour it right into this 00:15:29.082 --> 00:15:30.682 Have you fed the dog? 00:15:30.722 --> 00:15:31.522 Not yet, son 00:15:31.562 --> 00:15:32.642 Please don't 00:15:32.682 --> 00:15:34.642 It might run away in our car to Karaikudi! 00:15:34.722 --> 00:15:36.762 Why? Isn't the 'sambar' good? 00:15:36.842 --> 00:15:38.042 You call this gravy? 00:15:38.082 --> 00:15:40.562 You washed the lentil and poured the remaining water here! 00:15:40.602 --> 00:15:42.442 Why do you lie through your nose like this? 00:15:42.482 --> 00:15:45.282 You don't seem to understand my problems one bit 00:15:45.362 --> 00:15:47.722 You were 2 when your mother died 00:15:47.762 --> 00:15:49.282 I've raised you with great difficult- 00:15:49.322 --> 00:15:50.442 Who asked you to suffer? 00:15:50.482 --> 00:15:52.482 If only you had remarried soon after... 00:15:52.522 --> 00:15:54.722 ...I'll be eating tasty food dished out by my step mom! 00:15:54.762 --> 00:15:56.482 What? Stepmother? 00:16:04.402 --> 00:16:09.321 Since everybody is okay, let us proceed with other formalities 00:16:09.402 --> 00:16:13.762 'If you let your dad marry this lady, that's it!' 00:16:13.802 --> 00:16:16.042 'You'll end up sleeping out of the house' 00:16:16.082 --> 00:16:17.362 'Drop your bomb shell!' 00:16:17.442 --> 00:16:22.802 Dad...don't get married She looks like a wicked witch 00:16:22.842 --> 00:16:25.842 Don't marry her Listen to me, dad 00:16:25.882 --> 00:16:28.242 Did I refuse to get re-married? 00:16:28.322 --> 00:16:30.042 Did you allow me? 00:16:30.122 --> 00:16:32.522 I was only 6 then and just a kid 00:16:32.562 --> 00:16:35.081 You should've knocked some sense into my head 00:16:35.122 --> 00:16:37.362 If I had married some female... 00:16:37.402 --> 00:16:40.842 ...then you'd have known the cruelty of a step mom! 00:16:40.922 --> 00:16:44.042 That would have been better than this torture 00:16:44.082 --> 00:16:45.562 - Get lost! - You get lost too 00:16:45.602 --> 00:16:47.642 She'd have refused Don't spin a yarn to me 00:16:48.762 --> 00:16:52.402 Greetings, soothsayer She is my eldest daughter 00:16:52.482 --> 00:16:55.602 She's getting on in years, but her marriage is not getting fixed 00:16:55.642 --> 00:16:57.882 Tell me if she'll get married or not 00:16:57.922 --> 00:16:59.682 Is that all? We'll find out right away 00:16:59.722 --> 00:17:05.042 My dear beloved Gods and Goddesses residing within me...! 00:17:05.282 --> 00:17:07.402 Open your eyes Lord Karuppa 00:17:07.442 --> 00:17:12.162 Free her from all the evil spirits, specter, ghosts, ghouls and devils within her 00:17:12.202 --> 00:17:15.202 Bless your devotee with a groom, Lord Karuppa 00:17:15.242 --> 00:17:17.242 Let me see what my cowries predict! 00:17:17.322 --> 00:17:20.122 2 +2=4 It will soon happen 00:17:20.642 --> 00:17:22.562 When will it happen? 00:17:22.602 --> 00:17:24.602 I'll find that too from Him 00:17:24.922 --> 00:17:26.321 4 +4=8 00:17:26.362 --> 00:17:28.242 He now says it won't happen 00:17:28.282 --> 00:17:30.722 God...you're making him upset, no? 00:17:30.762 --> 00:17:33.282 Be precise Don't 'confeese' 00:17:33.442 --> 00:17:35.602 Lord Karuppa Tell me now 00:17:36.762 --> 00:17:39.441 He is really naughty He's asking for favors 00:17:39.482 --> 00:17:40.722 What does He want? 00:17:40.762 --> 00:17:42.962 A rooster that crows and one that doesn't 00:17:43.002 --> 00:17:46.242 1 kilo of goat's tender meat Either breast or neck portion 00:17:46.282 --> 00:17:48.882 Garam masala spice 2 packets 00:17:49.122 --> 00:17:52.002 Hooch 1 quarter that Karuppan loves to drink 00:17:52.082 --> 00:17:54.202 1 bundle of north Indian cigar 00:17:54.242 --> 00:17:58.922 Finally for Lord Karuppa a pair of 'Roben' coolers 00:17:58.962 --> 00:18:01.202 Isn't it very hot nowadays? 00:18:01.242 --> 00:18:04.722 When you buy all these stuff be careful not to discuss about it 00:18:04.762 --> 00:18:08.602 Buy all this, offer it to Him and go without looking back 00:18:08.642 --> 00:18:12.242 Within 10 days she'll be a bride 20 days later she'll be pregnant 00:18:12.322 --> 00:18:16.042 After 300 days He himself will be born as her son...happy? 00:18:16.082 --> 00:18:18.962 If we get a chance to make money like this, we'll also be millionaires! 00:18:19.002 --> 00:18:21.202 Did they take away everything? 00:18:21.722 --> 00:18:25.962 This is for my youngest son Kodi Wonder where that kid is now? 00:18:26.002 --> 00:18:30.120 "A lion causing mayhem He is Duraisingam" 00:18:31.762 --> 00:18:36.522 "If he just shows his feet violence takes a back seat" 00:18:39.162 --> 00:18:45.202 If I catch someone, I won't let him go without at least 1 punch on his face 00:18:45.242 --> 00:18:46.360 My hand! 00:18:46.442 --> 00:18:49.002 Do you call yourself a man? Let go of my hand, da 00:18:49.122 --> 00:18:50.721 It hurts 00:18:50.762 --> 00:18:52.482 Aiyaiyaiyo! 00:18:54.002 --> 00:18:55.962 Who are Kodi and Bosepandi? 00:18:56.002 --> 00:18:57.562 They shattered my dream 00:18:58.442 --> 00:18:59.722 Greetings, sir 00:18:59.762 --> 00:19:01.442 Hey! Can't you greet with your hand? 00:19:01.482 --> 00:19:03.642 Can't you see my hand is supporting my head? 00:19:03.682 --> 00:19:05.002 What about the other hand? 00:19:05.042 --> 00:19:08.562 How can I use my left hand, I use for washing my bum, to salute an officer?! 00:19:08.602 --> 00:19:09.681 Let's see you repeat? 00:19:09.722 --> 00:19:12.962 Have I pinned up a board saying 'salute' for all random passers-by? 00:19:13.002 --> 00:19:16.722 Put it on record, I'll greet you only once, don't ask me again, okay? 00:19:16.802 --> 00:19:17.921 Greetings, sir 00:19:17.962 --> 00:19:19.602 How dare you show your feet at me! 00:19:19.642 --> 00:19:20.642 Get up I say 00:19:20.682 --> 00:19:23.362 What the hell, sir? Disturbing people who sleep 00:19:23.442 --> 00:19:24.962 You want a case, right? 00:19:25.002 --> 00:19:27.882 Go straight to Delhi and attack those fellows raping innocent women 00:19:27.922 --> 00:19:30.202 Or go to Bombay and catch them planting bombs 00:19:30.242 --> 00:19:33.202 Instead, you disturb teenagers in Tamil Nadu sleeping peacefully! 00:19:33.242 --> 00:19:34.362 Head constable! Get them 00:19:34.402 --> 00:19:36.202 Get up Sleeping eh? 00:19:36.282 --> 00:19:37.802 Take your hands off 00:19:37.882 --> 00:19:39.602 Ask the Inspector General to come and get me 00:19:39.642 --> 00:19:41.082 Oh! You want the IG here, eh? 00:19:41.122 --> 00:19:42.322 I am innocent, sir 00:19:42.362 --> 00:19:44.242 Let me wear my briefs! 00:19:44.322 --> 00:19:46.082 What is all this? 00:19:46.122 --> 00:19:48.802 'With Action king Arjun's blessing Republic Day Greetings' 00:19:48.962 --> 00:19:50.442 'From Happy-go-lucky youth club' 00:19:50.482 --> 00:19:52.042 How is our set-up and get-up sir? 00:19:52.082 --> 00:19:54.122 Hindi heroine from Bollywood Isn't she looking superb? 00:19:54.162 --> 00:19:55.042 What's her name? 00:19:55.082 --> 00:19:56.802 Katrina Kaif Salman's girl 00:19:56.882 --> 00:20:00.562 Look over there, sir 'Secretary Kodi, 12th grade' 00:20:02.002 --> 00:20:05.242 I'm wearing a head constable's uniform like you...and looking dashing, huh? 00:20:05.282 --> 00:20:09.122 You don't even know difference between head constable and superintendent of police 00:20:09.162 --> 00:20:11.362 People struggle and get through IPS exams 00:20:11.402 --> 00:20:13.322 And you design yourselves to be mock-DSP, huh? 00:20:13.362 --> 00:20:14.641 Yeah! Keep hounding us 00:20:14.682 --> 00:20:18.042 Is actor Suriya asking you permission before roaring like a police officer?! 00:20:18.082 --> 00:20:21.401 What's worse is a music director now claims he is DSP!! 00:20:21.482 --> 00:20:22.402 Who is that, bro? 00:20:22.442 --> 00:20:25.242 'Sa ri ga ma pa dha ni sa This is D S P' 00:20:25.322 --> 00:20:27.242 Don't touch us, sir 00:20:27.322 --> 00:20:29.681 We aren't individuals the way you think 00:20:29.762 --> 00:20:34.122 We have our own group, ideology and an association of our own 00:20:34.162 --> 00:20:35.442 - Association? - Yes! 00:20:35.482 --> 00:20:37.402 'Happy-go-lucky youth club' 00:20:37.442 --> 00:20:39.602 - President Bosepandi - That's me 00:20:39.642 --> 00:20:41.442 - Secretary Kodi - Yeah, me 00:20:41.482 --> 00:20:44.642 You think you deserve an association and a board to top it all, huh? 00:20:44.682 --> 00:20:45.842 AND a flag?!! 00:20:45.882 --> 00:20:48.322 Get all that down and get them inside the van 00:20:48.402 --> 00:20:50.722 Sir, don't lay your hands on our club board 00:20:50.762 --> 00:20:53.562 Whoever it is, we'll haul him up and make mince meat of him 00:20:53.602 --> 00:20:57.961 Touching that board is equal to inviting 'bad luck saturn' for lunch 00:20:58.002 --> 00:21:01.122 If you touch that board I won't keep quiet, sir 00:21:01.162 --> 00:21:03.242 - I'll immolate myself - Go and take a shower first 00:21:03.282 --> 00:21:05.881 He just made a mockery of my sincere speech 00:21:05.922 --> 00:21:08.442 Don't jump about too much You'll give us all a free show! 00:21:08.482 --> 00:21:09.962 Why are you getting excited? 00:21:10.002 --> 00:21:11.762 We'll deal with them legally 00:21:11.802 --> 00:21:13.962 Call our legal representative 00:21:14.002 --> 00:21:16.482 We'll file a case against these policemen 00:21:16.762 --> 00:21:20.042 Sadasivam...! 00:21:25.442 --> 00:21:29.042 'These fellows got me to court for just bringing their flag down, eh!' 00:21:29.082 --> 00:21:31.201 Do you have a lawyer to defend your case? 00:21:31.242 --> 00:21:33.122 Or should the court arrange one for you 00:21:33.162 --> 00:21:34.802 Objection, Your honor 00:21:34.882 --> 00:21:36.122 Who is this? 00:21:36.482 --> 00:21:38.922 Lawyer Veerachamy 00:21:39.082 --> 00:21:40.602 Oh! A lawyer, huh? 00:21:40.682 --> 00:21:43.242 Honorable Judge 00:21:43.282 --> 00:21:47.802 Sun rises in the east always Sundari smartly defends a case 00:21:47.842 --> 00:21:51.242 Let a lazy cow plough the land now 00:21:51.282 --> 00:21:53.842 Sparks will fly from me My 1st case will create history! 00:21:53.882 --> 00:21:56.002 Good, isn't he? He's excelling himself 00:21:56.042 --> 00:21:57.122 Naturally! 00:21:57.162 --> 00:21:59.442 Our club's blood runs in him, right? 00:21:59.482 --> 00:22:02.442 Beautiful bird Like a red bud 00:22:02.482 --> 00:22:03.442 My client- 00:22:03.482 --> 00:22:05.562 Will you come to the point or not? 00:22:05.602 --> 00:22:10.441 My clients belong to VVS (Happy-go-lucky youth club) 00:22:10.482 --> 00:22:12.722 Their board and flag were removed by the police 00:22:12.762 --> 00:22:15.881 And they were insulted So they are depressed 00:22:15.962 --> 00:22:21.282 Therefore I request a compensation of Rs 100000 to be given to them 00:22:21.322 --> 00:22:23.322 Not only that Honorable judge 00:22:23.362 --> 00:22:28.161 My client's association is recognized by the Government 00:22:28.242 --> 00:22:32.882 I wish to submit the necessary documents for your kind perusal 00:22:32.922 --> 00:22:35.122 Please hand it over, without dropping it down, dear 00:22:35.162 --> 00:22:36.882 That's all Your honor 00:22:37.402 --> 00:22:43.682 Inspector Sadasivam the accused in this case is fined a penalty of Rs 5000 00:22:44.602 --> 00:22:49.721 He is directed to place the board and flag of VVS back 00:22:49.762 --> 00:22:52.842 This is the final judgment of this court 00:22:53.762 --> 00:22:58.602 "In Dindugal district well known is Chinnalapatti a panchayat town" 00:22:58.682 --> 00:23:03.602 "Our Lion of Silukkuvarpatti has a heart of 24 carat purity" 00:23:04.282 --> 00:23:08.762 "He heads this 'happy-go-lucky' new generation party" 00:23:08.802 --> 00:23:09.921 Open, sir 00:23:11.642 --> 00:23:14.402 "- Love's essence is Mother Teresa - Ahaaa...!" 00:23:14.482 --> 00:23:16.602 "- Abdul Kalam for IQ - OhO!" 00:23:16.642 --> 00:23:19.642 "- For humility Nelson Mandela - Hip hip huraaah!!" 00:23:19.682 --> 00:23:22.282 "Our president Bosepandi gave Rs 500 as charity" 00:23:22.322 --> 00:23:23.161 "Really" 00:23:23.242 --> 00:23:25.122 "As if it's 500000!" 00:23:25.162 --> 00:23:26.042 "Certainly!" 00:23:26.082 --> 00:23:31.362 "Our drums of Allinagaram boom and bang...wham!" 00:23:41.322 --> 00:23:47.122 "To protect the village is this union To be martyrs of a communion" 00:23:47.202 --> 00:23:52.802 "That's so not true, believe me! A gang of holy terrors are we" 00:23:52.842 --> 00:24:02.322 "Happy-go-lucky youngsters' den Brotherhood of cool, savvy men" 00:24:04.322 --> 00:24:10.122 "Upholding justice and integrity United rebels with cause 'n' clarity" 00:24:10.202 --> 00:24:15.722 "What else do I add in this build-up ballad?!" 00:24:15.802 --> 00:24:25.242 "Foot loose and fancy free federation They're a 'no worry no cry' fraction" 00:24:38.922 --> 00:24:44.522 "We slip in waters deep We never look before we leap" 00:24:44.562 --> 00:24:50.282 "Erecting banners all over town we bring the roof down" 00:24:50.322 --> 00:24:56.122 "As the wind blows, we'll follow Live like a VIP or super hero" 00:24:56.202 --> 00:24:59.242 "We'll set up canopies random For money we'll fight awesome" 00:24:59.282 --> 00:25:03.082 "We'll add fuel to the fire in a fight And slightest excuse lend our might" 00:25:03.122 --> 00:25:06.322 "In alliterated dialogs we are kings Write poetry for chic chicks" 00:25:06.402 --> 00:25:09.322 "To split lovers our aim primary We'll be on a self praising spree" 00:25:09.362 --> 00:25:11.721 "We are the VVS party We are very naughty" 00:25:11.762 --> 00:25:17.642 "We don't play by the rules as rowdies We are the black sheep in our families" 00:25:17.682 --> 00:25:21.842 "Jolly and jubilant junior hub" 00:25:22.282 --> 00:25:23.401 "Hey...!?" 00:25:23.482 --> 00:25:27.322 "Happy-go-lucky youthful club" 00:25:28.242 --> 00:25:30.202 "I'll slice you to pieces!" 00:25:41.562 --> 00:25:47.322 "We pounce like brave tigers If you retaliate we reverse" 00:25:47.362 --> 00:25:48.322 "Next...?" 00:25:48.362 --> 00:25:52.042 "We sleep tirelessly" 00:25:53.402 --> 00:25:58.682 "We hunt like brave tigers If glared at, we disperse" 00:25:58.722 --> 00:26:04.602 "We sleep shamelessly and talk aimlessly" 00:26:04.642 --> 00:26:07.482 "Sunshine and rains alternate Waves foam, storms devastate" 00:26:07.562 --> 00:26:11.641 "Trembling, thrilling, rousing Girls send shock coursing" 00:26:11.722 --> 00:26:14.842 "Flags flutter, fireworks flare Fun and frolic without a care" 00:26:14.882 --> 00:26:18.642 "Wedding or funeral drums echo Bells ring in minds ditto" 00:26:18.682 --> 00:26:20.082 "We are unruly" 00:26:20.122 --> 00:26:26.082 "Don't play by the rule as rowdy We're the black sheep in our family" 00:26:26.162 --> 00:26:29.842 "Young 'ruff n tuff' league of our nation" 00:26:29.922 --> 00:26:31.322 "Hey! Kantha...!" 00:26:31.402 --> 00:26:36.122 "Cool impish youth organization!" 00:26:38.682 --> 00:26:40.562 "This is our true color!" 00:26:49.082 --> 00:26:51.362 Sivanandi? Ready for your hunting trip, eh? 00:26:51.482 --> 00:26:55.122 Will I be shooting balloons with a rifle? 00:26:55.402 --> 00:26:57.722 Ask our youngest daughter to get me some coconut oil? 00:26:57.802 --> 00:26:59.362 She's in the shower 00:27:23.722 --> 00:27:25.082 Welcome, my dear son-in law 00:27:25.362 --> 00:27:28.242 Hey! My lion cub 00:27:29.402 --> 00:27:31.002 Father, how are you? 00:27:31.082 --> 00:27:32.122 I am fine 00:27:32.162 --> 00:27:34.802 Sit...sit my dear grandsons 00:27:35.122 --> 00:27:36.802 How's school? 00:27:36.842 --> 00:27:37.762 Maa...! 00:27:37.842 --> 00:27:39.122 How are you, ma? 00:27:39.162 --> 00:27:40.242 Why is he crying? 00:27:40.282 --> 00:27:41.922 Welcome, son-in-law 00:27:41.962 --> 00:27:44.202 - How are you, Senior Sivanandi? - I'm fine, grandpa 00:27:44.242 --> 00:27:45.682 And how is junior Sivanandi? 00:27:45.722 --> 00:27:47.242 Dai! Sivanandi 00:27:47.682 --> 00:27:49.642 I called your grandson Not you 00:27:49.682 --> 00:27:51.842 - How are you, da? - I'm fine, da! 00:27:55.762 --> 00:27:58.242 My 3rd baby is a daughter Please take sweets 00:27:58.282 --> 00:27:59.881 3rd Lakshmi? (Goddess of fortune) 00:27:59.962 --> 00:28:01.042 - Yes - Bless her 00:28:01.082 --> 00:28:02.042 Thank you 00:28:02.082 --> 00:28:03.282 Help yourself to sweets 00:28:03.322 --> 00:28:06.042 We don't celebrate even if 1 daughter is born 00:28:06.082 --> 00:28:08.802 You are celebrating even though the third child is a daughter?! 00:28:08.842 --> 00:28:13.522 Even if my 5th child is a girl I'll still celebrate happily 00:28:13.562 --> 00:28:14.802 I did not mean that 00:28:14.842 --> 00:28:19.441 Suppose she elopes with a guy will you still celebrate happily like this? 00:28:19.482 --> 00:28:21.722 Why speak inauspiciously on such a happy occasion? 00:28:21.802 --> 00:28:24.002 Why are you letting him get away with such temerity? 00:28:24.042 --> 00:28:27.002 If he doesn't like what I'm saying let him use his dagger 00:28:27.042 --> 00:28:29.522 Do you think he won't? 00:28:31.082 --> 00:28:33.762 He sliced my ear...awwwww! 00:28:34.282 --> 00:28:36.962 Try throwing it at me 00:28:37.362 --> 00:28:39.002 Use a towel to stop the blood 00:28:39.042 --> 00:28:41.082 Sivanandi, you are such a big shot 00:28:41.122 --> 00:28:42.602 How could you do this? 00:28:42.682 --> 00:28:44.402 Is it only your prerogative?! 00:28:44.442 --> 00:28:47.442 We can easily wipe out your family 00:28:47.842 --> 00:28:50.002 You slit my ear? 00:28:50.202 --> 00:28:52.202 I've lost only my ear Not my life 00:28:52.242 --> 00:28:55.922 Like I said, if your daughter runs away, what will you do? 00:28:55.962 --> 00:28:57.882 If it happens like you said... 00:28:57.962 --> 00:29:02.162 ...Sivanandi will have his ears slit by you! 00:29:02.362 --> 00:29:04.122 Oh God! My ear...! 00:29:04.562 --> 00:29:08.522 Go inside and play Run...run 00:29:09.282 --> 00:29:13.162 Your daughter and son-in-law have come after a long time 00:29:13.202 --> 00:29:16.242 Naturally, how can they come often? 00:29:16.282 --> 00:29:18.802 My eldest son-in-law works in the Railways 00:29:18.882 --> 00:29:20.002 As what? 00:29:20.042 --> 00:29:23.282 Not as a laborer earning a paltry sum of 2000 or 3000 00:29:23.322 --> 00:29:25.082 His salary is Rs 40000 00:29:25.122 --> 00:29:27.042 How can he take leave often? 00:29:27.122 --> 00:29:29.562 My 2nd son-in-law is a doctor 00:29:30.002 --> 00:29:33.922 Not the tie-clad doctor who sells concoctions in a bus stand 00:29:33.962 --> 00:29:36.162 He owns a hospital 00:29:36.202 --> 00:29:38.002 - How awesome! - Understand? 00:29:38.082 --> 00:29:41.802 I've somehow settled both my daughters really well 00:29:42.002 --> 00:29:43.562 I'm cool and relaxed, Coolmayi 00:29:43.602 --> 00:29:46.362 "Sivanandi in mid air is flying with wings in joy flapping!" 00:29:46.402 --> 00:29:48.642 - Father, I'm off to school - Okay, dear 00:29:48.682 --> 00:29:51.842 - Is she your 3rd daughter? - Haven't you seen her before? 00:29:51.882 --> 00:29:53.442 11th grade, eh? 00:29:53.922 --> 00:29:55.602 16 years 00:29:55.802 --> 00:30:02.442 "Apt time when love can sway...ahaa Right age for running away...oho" 00:30:06.922 --> 00:30:07.882 There he comes 00:30:07.922 --> 00:30:09.002 Move a bit 00:30:09.042 --> 00:30:10.842 I'm well equipped to sit in a bus stop 00:30:10.882 --> 00:30:12.162 Full, huh? 00:30:13.642 --> 00:30:15.082 Hey, move a bit 00:30:15.122 --> 00:30:17.681 - Dai! What? - A little space 00:30:17.722 --> 00:30:19.922 You'll come as you wish and we must move, huh? 00:30:20.002 --> 00:30:21.522 There's no place for you 00:30:21.602 --> 00:30:22.362 At home- 00:30:22.402 --> 00:30:23.882 You should have stayed behind at home 00:30:23.922 --> 00:30:25.442 Will everything land at your door step? 00:30:25.482 --> 00:30:27.122 - What time is the bus? - 8:10 00:30:27.202 --> 00:30:28.202 And you come now? 00:30:28.242 --> 00:30:29.922 If you missed your bus what will you do? 00:30:29.962 --> 00:30:32.602 Supposing the bus left can you catch it? 00:30:32.642 --> 00:30:34.282 Aren't these chaps also your age? 00:30:34.322 --> 00:30:35.762 What time is your bus? 00:30:35.802 --> 00:30:36.641 8.10 00:30:36.682 --> 00:30:37.722 - And you? - 8.10 00:30:37.762 --> 00:30:39.122 - When did you come? - 3.45 a.m! 00:30:39.162 --> 00:30:41.122 Heard that? Now tell me who is sincere! 00:30:41.162 --> 00:30:43.642 To be fair, you should have slept right here 00:30:43.682 --> 00:30:45.762 Don't you have 'tdecotion' in life? 00:30:45.802 --> 00:30:47.442 That's dedication, dude 00:30:47.482 --> 00:30:49.562 When angry I can't be making corrections 00:30:49.882 --> 00:30:52.842 Keep standing You'll never reform! 00:30:52.922 --> 00:30:55.562 You may be president but you need to be punctual 00:30:55.602 --> 00:31:00.681 You'll learn only when- You bloody cheat, get up! 00:31:00.762 --> 00:31:03.122 I can't give you a seat What time is your bus? 00:31:03.162 --> 00:31:04.922 - 8.20 - Mine is at 8.10 00:31:04.962 --> 00:31:07.722 I won't travel in your bus and you don't step into mine 00:31:07.762 --> 00:31:10.042 My bus is here, dude 00:31:50.282 --> 00:31:54.682 'Ramzan wishes to my dear Muslim brothers VVS (Happy-go-lucky youth club)' 00:32:00.722 --> 00:32:03.282 'Why didn't I try to wrap up this umbrella?' 00:32:03.362 --> 00:32:07.042 - How is my 8.10 bus? - So what now? 00:32:07.122 --> 00:32:08.921 I've decided to write 00:32:09.002 --> 00:32:11.122 Hey! Get me a paper and pen 00:32:11.162 --> 00:32:12.602 Note down now my creative flow! 00:32:12.642 --> 00:32:13.562 Go ahead 00:32:13.602 --> 00:32:16.641 'Under mid April sun In broad daylight endearingly' 00:32:16.682 --> 00:32:18.442 '...the moon smiles at me!' 00:32:18.482 --> 00:32:19.842 Super, dude 00:32:19.922 --> 00:32:22.802 You superseded literary poet AR Rehman! 00:32:22.842 --> 00:32:24.161 Confused-king! 00:32:24.202 --> 00:32:26.442 You will blabber anything for a cup of tea! 00:32:26.482 --> 00:32:28.482 You are VVS senior You do me the honors! 00:32:28.522 --> 00:32:29.602 Nothing doing! 00:32:29.682 --> 00:32:32.282 Next bus is mine...8.20 00:32:32.362 --> 00:32:34.441 We'll also write, right?! 00:32:34.482 --> 00:32:36.482 You talk with spelling mistakes! 00:32:36.562 --> 00:32:39.282 Dai! You...huhmm! I can't depend on these gunks 00:32:39.322 --> 00:32:43.282 I want a pair of lucky hands to deliver my love poem! 00:32:43.362 --> 00:32:44.562 Whom shall I call? 00:32:44.602 --> 00:32:45.522 Hey! 00:32:47.122 --> 00:32:48.201 Meow! 00:32:59.762 --> 00:33:01.762 You! Come here 00:33:05.562 --> 00:33:06.562 What? 00:33:06.602 --> 00:33:08.242 - Which grade are you in? - 11th 00:33:08.322 --> 00:33:10.482 - Who is your class teacher? - Kalyani 00:33:10.522 --> 00:33:11.602 Our beer Kalyan- 00:33:11.642 --> 00:33:12.762 Nonsense 00:33:13.002 --> 00:33:15.802 How convenient! God is great!! 00:33:15.922 --> 00:33:17.242 Excuse me 00:33:17.442 --> 00:33:19.562 Enough build-up Hand it over, boss 00:33:19.602 --> 00:33:21.602 We are late for class, let's go 00:33:22.482 --> 00:33:23.682 What is this? 00:33:24.122 --> 00:33:25.562 Love letter 00:33:25.642 --> 00:33:26.882 Love letter?! 00:33:26.922 --> 00:33:28.562 Oh no!! I want to study 00:33:28.602 --> 00:33:30.002 I don't have time for all this 00:33:30.042 --> 00:33:31.922 If my parents get to know I'm minced mea- 00:33:32.002 --> 00:33:32.922 I'll slap you 00:33:32.962 --> 00:33:34.762 You thought the letter was for you, huh? 00:33:34.802 --> 00:33:36.401 You and your baby-face! 00:33:36.442 --> 00:33:39.242 Fit for play school and you want a love letter! 00:33:39.282 --> 00:33:41.802 Aren't you Sivanandi's daughter? 00:33:41.842 --> 00:33:43.681 Wait, let me report to your father 00:33:43.722 --> 00:33:45.322 That you want a love letter from me 00:33:45.402 --> 00:33:47.922 - When did I ask you? - Didn't you just now? 00:33:47.962 --> 00:33:49.122 That's proof enough 00:33:49.162 --> 00:33:50.962 I am going to school now 00:33:51.002 --> 00:33:53.122 This letter is for your teacher Kalyani 00:33:53.162 --> 00:33:59.962 Give this to her and tell her Bosepandi M.A M.Phil gave it 00:34:00.002 --> 00:34:02.642 Aiyaiyo! Teacher will kill me 00:34:02.682 --> 00:34:07.042 Aiyaiyo! Then I'm forced to inform your father 00:34:09.562 --> 00:34:11.042 All the best 00:34:11.122 --> 00:34:12.602 Shall we read it? 00:34:12.642 --> 00:34:15.522 Today we are going to talk about Thomas Alva Edison 00:34:15.562 --> 00:34:19.082 Lathapandi? What's that in your hand? 00:34:20.642 --> 00:34:22.242 Love letter, teacher 00:34:22.322 --> 00:34:23.681 Love letter? 00:34:23.882 --> 00:34:24.962 Bring it here 00:34:25.922 --> 00:34:27.122 Give it to me 00:34:32.282 --> 00:34:34.322 All of you step out for some time 00:34:35.162 --> 00:34:36.962 Hey! Wait 00:34:37.762 --> 00:34:40.562 Under mid-April sun- 00:34:40.602 --> 00:34:42.562 Teacher, let me read it out 00:34:43.602 --> 00:34:46.082 'Under mid April sun In broad daylight endearingly' 00:34:46.122 --> 00:34:48.002 '...the moon smiles at me!' 00:34:48.042 --> 00:34:50.242 - And an exclamation mark - Correct, teacher 00:34:50.282 --> 00:34:51.682 I'll give you 1 tight slap 00:34:51.922 --> 00:34:54.122 Why does a student need a love letter? 00:34:54.162 --> 00:34:58.562 Girls going to and from school must walk with bent heads 00:34:58.602 --> 00:35:02.721 If you gape at roadside Romeos this is what will happen 00:35:02.762 --> 00:35:04.881 Teacher, it isn't for me 00:35:04.962 --> 00:35:06.202 It is for you! 00:35:06.482 --> 00:35:08.442 For me? Who gave it? 00:35:08.522 --> 00:35:10.802 Look out of that window 00:35:15.722 --> 00:35:16.842 Hi 00:35:18.322 --> 00:35:19.842 1 round? 00:35:20.002 --> 00:35:22.682 They are real scumbags 00:35:22.762 --> 00:35:24.802 Why did you accept any letter from him? 00:35:24.882 --> 00:35:27.402 He forced me to give it to you 00:35:27.722 --> 00:35:31.882 Let this remain between you and me 00:35:42.082 --> 00:35:43.761 Hello teacher! 00:35:47.201 --> 00:35:49.241 Aiyaiyo! He has seen us 00:35:49.282 --> 00:35:51.442 Hey! You! Where are you running off? 00:35:51.482 --> 00:35:53.082 Did you pass on the letter? 00:35:53.122 --> 00:35:54.082 Yes 00:35:54.122 --> 00:35:55.721 What did she say? 00:35:55.762 --> 00:35:59.201 She asked you to meet her at 8:00 a.m tomorrow 00:36:05.362 --> 00:36:07.762 - Good job! - All the best 00:36:20.922 --> 00:36:23.922 Calling all young men 00:36:24.042 --> 00:36:26.281 Jeans for 1/2 its price just 500 00:36:26.322 --> 00:36:28.602 500 bucks T-shirt for just 1/4 rate, only Rs 200 00:36:28.642 --> 00:36:31.122 Only the vest is 90 Original price 00:36:31.162 --> 00:36:33.002 'What if I meet the teacher in this style?!' 00:36:33.042 --> 00:36:36.002 Buy this and even your unrequited love will bloom! 00:36:37.402 --> 00:36:40.722 Why is my dog barking so unusually loud? 00:36:45.242 --> 00:36:47.441 Okay...okay, he's one of us 00:36:47.522 --> 00:36:49.402 Listen to me He is harmless 00:36:49.482 --> 00:36:51.042 It's me, Bosepandi 00:36:51.082 --> 00:36:52.202 Terror...silence! 00:36:52.242 --> 00:36:54.522 Important matter! Come quickly 00:36:54.562 --> 00:36:56.482 What's all this? 00:36:57.362 --> 00:36:59.762 Teacher...will fall flat!! 00:37:01.242 --> 00:37:05.002 You never visit me What's special today? 00:37:05.042 --> 00:37:08.202 I just wanted to make sure you are fine 00:37:09.282 --> 00:37:11.842 Don't you have a pair of cooling glass? 00:37:11.882 --> 00:37:13.082 Let me borrow it 00:37:13.122 --> 00:37:16.321 I was wondering why this country mouse is dressed to kill? 00:37:17.242 --> 00:37:19.321 You must go this way, man 00:37:19.362 --> 00:37:22.202 Is my dress so pathetic that even dogs bark at me? 00:37:22.322 --> 00:37:23.722 No, my dear president 00:37:23.802 --> 00:37:26.882 Our village dogs are not used to seeing this attire 00:37:26.922 --> 00:37:30.522 Mistaking you for a thief they are barking! 00:37:30.562 --> 00:37:32.562 Wonder which 'dog' thinks this!! 00:37:32.602 --> 00:37:34.962 This dress looks superb, president 00:37:35.002 --> 00:37:37.482 Bosepandi, where are you off to? 00:37:37.522 --> 00:37:39.522 On my way to Germany on a minor matter 00:37:39.562 --> 00:37:43.682 That's where my nephew is selling crispies, convey my regards to him 00:37:43.722 --> 00:37:46.401 Wait! You are suddenly decked up this way 00:37:46.442 --> 00:37:48.362 Naturally they are flustered 00:37:48.442 --> 00:37:50.842 They'll soon get used to this disguise and die 00:37:50.882 --> 00:37:53.122 I mean these guys are dying to dress like you! 00:37:53.162 --> 00:37:54.841 Attack this wretched 'stove-mouth' 00:37:54.922 --> 00:37:57.962 As if no one buys crispies here he had to go all the way to Germany! 00:37:58.802 --> 00:37:59.602 So sad! 00:37:59.642 --> 00:38:01.962 You are about to drive a teacher out of the school! 00:38:02.002 --> 00:38:05.722 'She'll see me like this Fall for me in sheer bliss' 00:38:05.762 --> 00:38:07.882 'Then hang herself, poor miss!!' 00:38:08.242 --> 00:38:10.562 These teachers are so irresponsible these days 00:38:10.602 --> 00:38:12.321 8.30 and they haven't opened the school 00:38:12.362 --> 00:38:14.682 Gate won't open even at 10.45 00:38:14.722 --> 00:38:16.162 Has the headmaster kicked the bucket? 00:38:16.202 --> 00:38:18.002 Not kicked the bucket Nor is he mugged! 00:38:18.042 --> 00:38:21.722 Today is October 2nd Gandhi's birthday, you jackass 00:38:21.802 --> 00:38:24.922 Wine shops are closed on Gandhi Jayanthi 00:38:24.962 --> 00:38:26.602 Are schools also closed? 00:38:26.722 --> 00:38:27.602 I know! 00:38:27.642 --> 00:38:28.682 1 minute 00:38:28.722 --> 00:38:31.761 Okay, smart lady, tell me why is your shop open today? 00:38:31.802 --> 00:38:34.522 You've studied M.Phil and you don't know Gandhi's birthday! 00:38:34.562 --> 00:38:36.482 I'm just a jujube-seller How will I know?! 00:38:36.522 --> 00:38:37.962 Great joke! 00:38:38.802 --> 00:38:39.762 Jobless fellow! 00:38:39.802 --> 00:38:40.962 Bosepandi...! 00:38:41.002 --> 00:38:42.522 Come quickly 00:38:42.602 --> 00:38:44.122 Tell me, daddy What is it? 00:38:44.242 --> 00:38:49.002 My brother and I are meeting the bank manager for a loan 00:38:49.042 --> 00:38:50.002 Go ahead 00:38:50.042 --> 00:38:51.281 Will you walk this bull... 00:38:51.322 --> 00:38:53.042 ...to my brother's farm and tie it there? 00:38:53.082 --> 00:38:54.882 What? Me tie this bull? 00:38:54.922 --> 00:38:56.522 Rs 1000 worth shirt, pant for Rs 500 00:38:56.602 --> 00:38:59.082 800 bucks shoe and if I tug this bull, what'll people think of me? 00:38:59.122 --> 00:39:00.801 That you are the next Ramraj the actor! 00:39:00.882 --> 00:39:02.042 Won't they talk ill of me? 00:39:02.082 --> 00:39:03.002 TRUE 00:39:03.042 --> 00:39:06.682 Okay, let uncle take the bull Just fill up this form for me 00:39:06.722 --> 00:39:09.401 - He is nicely wedged - I'd rather take this bull 00:39:09.442 --> 00:39:10.482 Give me the rope, uncle 00:39:10.522 --> 00:39:13.082 No one in our family knows to fill up a form? 00:39:13.122 --> 00:39:14.682 We'll get someone 00:39:14.722 --> 00:39:16.722 Don't take a dig at my M.A. M.Phil!! 00:39:16.762 --> 00:39:19.522 Let us tag this bull to the coconut grove 00:39:19.562 --> 00:39:23.202 Don't spoil my image, Bosepandi to tag me in your fake M.Phil degree! 00:39:23.242 --> 00:39:26.162 'How is he my friend and still he hits the bull's eye with such clarity?!' 00:39:26.242 --> 00:39:27.522 'He's on plan mode' 00:39:27.562 --> 00:39:30.642 Uncle's grove has palm trees over laden with tender coconuts 00:39:30.682 --> 00:39:33.162 Naturally...as if palm trees will bear apples and oranges! 00:39:33.202 --> 00:39:34.321 That's what I meant 00:39:34.362 --> 00:39:36.602 - Get lost, man - Come with me, man 00:39:39.762 --> 00:39:43.082 'This man will tear my reputation to shreds if he sees me like this' 00:39:43.122 --> 00:39:44.722 'Kodi is the right choice'! 00:39:44.842 --> 00:39:47.962 Secretary, the sun is shining too bright today 00:39:48.042 --> 00:39:49.242 My eyes are hurting 00:39:49.322 --> 00:39:51.242 Just hold this bull I'll wear my glasses 00:39:51.282 --> 00:39:54.882 President, you do your job Let me do the honors 00:39:55.602 --> 00:39:58.002 As secretary I am right now jobless 00:39:58.082 --> 00:39:59.761 Show me your big head 00:40:00.242 --> 00:40:01.881 Love buying trouble! 00:40:01.922 --> 00:40:02.882 Super 00:40:02.922 --> 00:40:04.362 Whom is he trying to bait? 00:40:04.402 --> 00:40:05.602 He's not falling into my trap 00:40:05.682 --> 00:40:06.522 Secretary...? 00:40:06.562 --> 00:40:09.922 Hey! Now do you want your pant zipped?! 00:40:10.322 --> 00:40:13.042 I know your plan, da I'll smash your face 00:40:14.522 --> 00:40:17.002 Bosepandi? I too have a couple of buffaloes 00:40:17.042 --> 00:40:18.322 Take them also to graze 00:40:18.362 --> 00:40:19.442 Answer him 00:40:19.522 --> 00:40:21.402 Is he nuts to ask me? 00:40:21.442 --> 00:40:22.442 He is asking you 00:40:22.482 --> 00:40:25.282 Just because his wife beats him up daily, can you call him nuts? 00:40:25.322 --> 00:40:26.842 What do you know about his wife? 00:40:26.882 --> 00:40:28.322 Do you know about his wife? 00:40:28.402 --> 00:40:30.802 They are more street smart than me 00:40:31.082 --> 00:40:32.202 Okay, he's gone 00:40:32.242 --> 00:40:33.522 - Gone? - You'll never reform 00:40:33.562 --> 00:40:34.801 He's trying to act smart with me! 00:40:34.842 --> 00:40:36.442 We usually graze cattle in the afternoons 00:40:36.482 --> 00:40:37.842 Very true, president 00:40:37.882 --> 00:40:40.322 Why did you stop, 'brother bull'? 00:40:40.842 --> 00:40:44.242 You made me come to your school at 8:00 a.m and fooled me royally!? 00:40:44.282 --> 00:40:45.682 What do you take me for? 00:40:45.722 --> 00:40:48.401 Wear those dark glasses and then I'll tell you 00:40:48.442 --> 00:40:50.362 She intends praising my personality 00:40:50.402 --> 00:40:52.002 Don't feel jealous, my dear bull 00:40:52.842 --> 00:40:54.442 Super! 00:40:54.482 --> 00:40:57.842 You win hands down for the ten requirements needed to graze cattle 00:40:57.882 --> 00:41:03.442 You bet we are here with our bull and you have King Alexander's horse 00:41:03.522 --> 00:41:04.882 Why suddenly emotional? 00:41:04.922 --> 00:41:07.242 I can't stand anyone criticizing my friend 00:41:07.282 --> 00:41:09.922 Well said, my dear secretary Hold this and watch me attack 00:41:09.962 --> 00:41:11.242 You can hold and still attack 00:41:11.282 --> 00:41:13.242 'You are happy to put me in a fix!' 00:41:15.282 --> 00:41:17.362 Holy cow! Dating and mating, huh? 00:41:17.442 --> 00:41:20.002 Why is your sister signaling my brother? 00:41:20.042 --> 00:41:22.402 Your brother is only winking at my sister! 00:41:22.442 --> 00:41:24.602 She is flashing her 'close-up' smile at him! 00:41:24.642 --> 00:41:26.321 She will never drool! 00:41:26.362 --> 00:41:28.322 Listen, my brother is a nice person, you know 00:41:28.402 --> 00:41:29.482 Don't malign my sister 00:41:29.522 --> 00:41:31.562 My brother will look at only foreign breed 00:41:31.602 --> 00:41:34.242 - Why are you yelling? - Don't act smart with me 00:41:34.322 --> 00:41:35.682 I'll kill you 00:41:36.282 --> 00:41:39.322 They are on their own date, dude 00:41:41.642 --> 00:41:43.321 You wretched bull! 00:41:43.402 --> 00:41:45.122 I delivered punch dialogs for you 00:41:45.162 --> 00:41:50.082 Sivanandi's bull has run away with Coolmayi's cow 00:41:53.762 --> 00:41:56.082 Has the cow come back? 00:41:56.122 --> 00:41:59.602 It's been 1 and 1/2 days and hasn't returned home still 00:41:59.642 --> 00:42:00.682 Take it easy, brother 00:42:00.722 --> 00:42:02.562 Love lasts 60 days Lust only 30 days 00:42:02.602 --> 00:42:04.281 Here it is love 6 hours and lust 30 hours 00:42:04.322 --> 00:42:06.322 In 36 hours they'll be back 00:42:06.362 --> 00:42:07.522 Whether cattle or people... 00:42:07.562 --> 00:42:09.922 ...proper care must be taken when they reach maturity 00:42:09.962 --> 00:42:12.082 Otherwise they'll make you hang your head in shame 00:42:31.282 --> 00:42:32.802 The girl is here 00:42:32.882 --> 00:42:35.122 Now you can all take a look 00:42:36.282 --> 00:42:38.162 Lathapandi, go inside, dear 00:42:38.242 --> 00:42:40.602 Now that you've seen the girl shall we formalize it? 00:42:40.642 --> 00:42:42.801 Why must I get married now, ma? 00:42:42.842 --> 00:42:45.162 Tell dad I want to study 00:42:45.322 --> 00:42:48.962 He won't listen even if God Karuppan requests! 00:42:49.002 --> 00:42:50.482 Get dressed quickly 00:42:50.522 --> 00:42:51.482 Mother! 00:42:52.922 --> 00:42:55.002 Sis, at least you tell him 00:42:55.042 --> 00:42:57.281 I want to study Not get married 00:42:57.322 --> 00:42:59.162 Listen, I too felt exactly as you do now 00:42:59.202 --> 00:43:02.441 At 15, I cried and kicked up a fuss 00:43:02.482 --> 00:43:04.722 Am I not happily married and with a kid today? 00:43:04.802 --> 00:43:07.362 You have selected an affluent groom 00:43:07.402 --> 00:43:09.562 - He is related to our family too - Is it? 00:43:09.642 --> 00:43:12.482 But our girl is a little too young 00:43:12.682 --> 00:43:16.202 Please think over before you finalize 00:43:16.322 --> 00:43:21.002 Are you saying this with temerity because you have a son of your own? 00:43:21.082 --> 00:43:25.162 When our teenage daughter goes to school... 00:43:25.202 --> 00:43:28.722 ...only we parents know the anguish we go through 00:43:28.882 --> 00:43:32.042 As parents we know what's good for our girls 00:43:32.082 --> 00:43:35.562 You carry on with what you've come for...right? 00:43:35.642 --> 00:43:37.162 Listen to me, sis 00:43:37.202 --> 00:43:38.642 I have not even finished school 00:43:38.682 --> 00:43:40.962 At least you tell our father and convince him, sis 00:43:41.002 --> 00:43:43.802 He will never listen to me Don't drag me into this 00:43:44.042 --> 00:43:46.482 Sis, please Talk to him 00:43:46.562 --> 00:43:49.042 I can't Drape this sari 00:43:49.202 --> 00:43:50.082 Go now! 00:43:50.122 --> 00:43:51.442 Listen to me 00:43:51.962 --> 00:43:53.242 Go 00:43:53.282 --> 00:43:54.602 None of you need to 00:43:54.682 --> 00:43:55.841 I'll talk to him myself 00:43:55.882 --> 00:43:56.842 Hey! Wait 00:43:56.922 --> 00:43:58.042 Come with me 00:44:27.082 --> 00:44:29.281 Do you like it? I too love it 00:44:30.202 --> 00:44:31.242 Let's eat another- 00:44:31.322 --> 00:44:32.402 Look at this! 00:44:32.442 --> 00:44:35.842 A banner without our own knowledge! 00:44:35.882 --> 00:44:39.842 Just like a rifle needs bullets a banner must have our photos 00:44:39.882 --> 00:44:43.162 No other hoarding must have- 00:44:43.482 --> 00:44:46.562 I have seen this girl somewhere 00:44:46.642 --> 00:44:49.642 Yes, her face seems familiar 00:44:49.682 --> 00:44:50.841 Where have we seen her? 00:44:50.882 --> 00:44:53.362 She's our Sivanandi's daughter Lathapandi 00:44:53.522 --> 00:44:55.882 Till yesterday she was going to school 00:44:55.922 --> 00:44:57.842 Are they getting her married? 00:44:57.962 --> 00:44:59.282 Right! 00:45:00.042 --> 00:45:03.642 I think our association has begun its activity 00:45:03.682 --> 00:45:09.841 They will get school kids married And even those going to nursery 00:45:09.882 --> 00:45:13.042 If not questioned, our Silukkuvarpatti will end up as a garbage-village! 00:45:13.122 --> 00:45:14.442 You caught on to a valid point 00:45:14.482 --> 00:45:16.802 My problem is not the girl 00:45:16.842 --> 00:45:19.962 The 'Famous 4' faces irritate me even more 00:45:20.002 --> 00:45:22.762 We should not let this go Call our legal advisor 00:45:22.802 --> 00:45:25.482 Legal advisor himself is the one calling, da! 00:45:25.522 --> 00:45:28.162 Hey! When did you become a lawyer? 00:45:28.202 --> 00:45:30.122 Only last week I submitted my application 00:45:45.442 --> 00:45:47.642 Honorable lady officer! 00:45:48.122 --> 00:45:49.361 God help me! 00:45:49.762 --> 00:45:52.122 This is not the court It's a police station 00:45:52.162 --> 00:45:53.401 Speak to the point 00:45:53.442 --> 00:45:54.682 Sir? 00:45:54.722 --> 00:45:56.202 I'll be right back 00:45:56.282 --> 00:45:58.802 Injustice everywhere, madam 00:45:58.882 --> 00:46:00.882 Crime against women 00:46:00.922 --> 00:46:03.522 Can she carry a baby when she should be carrying books? 00:46:03.562 --> 00:46:06.761 If this continues what will happen to growth and progress of women? 00:46:06.802 --> 00:46:09.002 Isn't there anyone to question such dastardly acts? 00:46:09.042 --> 00:46:11.042 'Is the file also old like this female?' 00:46:11.082 --> 00:46:13.122 If our Bharathi had been alive...? 00:46:13.162 --> 00:46:14.722 - Bharathi? - Will all this happen? 00:46:14.762 --> 00:46:16.202 Bharathi...! 00:46:16.282 --> 00:46:19.322 Where is the new generation of women you dreamed of? 00:46:19.402 --> 00:46:22.482 Where are the revolutionary women you wrote about? 00:46:22.522 --> 00:46:23.682 Here 00:46:24.362 --> 00:46:25.442 Excuse me 00:46:30.082 --> 00:46:31.882 Leave some for me, dude 00:46:32.122 --> 00:46:33.841 Why is he talking like this? 00:46:33.922 --> 00:46:34.962 Let him 00:46:35.002 --> 00:46:38.842 Madam, according to our law girls can marry only after 18 00:46:38.922 --> 00:46:42.482 But in my village, students from schools are being married off 00:46:42.522 --> 00:46:44.122 Will you stop this or not? 00:46:44.162 --> 00:46:47.881 - Leave it, brother - Not possible 00:46:47.922 --> 00:46:50.162 If I elope with a 16 year old will you be quiet? 00:46:50.242 --> 00:46:53.961 You will claim I raped her, lock me up, flash it as headlines and humiliate me? 00:46:54.002 --> 00:46:56.722 It is a crime even if parents get them married young 00:46:56.762 --> 00:46:57.722 Tell her 00:46:57.762 --> 00:47:00.562 - I'll be the laughing stock - As if I'm any better 00:47:00.602 --> 00:47:02.402 Will you stop this wedding or not? 00:47:02.442 --> 00:47:04.882 Accept you can't and I'll go to the commissioner's office 00:47:05.042 --> 00:47:09.162 "My dear swan...pure and white! Who runs this hoppers' delight" 00:47:09.242 --> 00:47:16.522 "Let's hide and 'seek', my precious What is in your basket, princess?" 00:47:16.602 --> 00:47:18.162 Are you joking? 00:47:18.682 --> 00:47:22.321 Some jobless fellow complains and you've come to stop the wedding 00:47:22.402 --> 00:47:23.442 Right? 00:47:23.482 --> 00:47:26.402 Our family is highly respected 00:47:26.442 --> 00:47:31.682 Not just you, no one can stop this wedding 00:47:31.722 --> 00:47:34.082 Aroma of mutton curry is increasing my hunger pangs! 00:47:34.122 --> 00:47:35.642 Would they have cut about 7-8 goats? 00:47:35.682 --> 00:47:38.642 This is an affluent wedding They'd have slaughtered at least 15 00:47:38.682 --> 00:47:41.682 Mix meat of 2 buffaloes if need be Sivanandi is known for such hospitality 00:47:41.762 --> 00:47:43.922 It's sunny over there You'll get tanned, come this way 00:47:43.962 --> 00:47:46.042 Good you reminded me Let me go ahead 00:47:46.402 --> 00:47:50.162 - No one can beat you in eating - Don't cast your evil eye upon me 00:47:50.242 --> 00:47:52.961 We have no wish to stop the wedding 00:47:53.002 --> 00:47:54.482 But your daughter is a minor 00:47:54.562 --> 00:47:56.562 We know if our daughter is minor or major 00:47:56.602 --> 00:48:00.562 Govt. will lay 101 rules We can't nod our heads to all that 00:48:00.602 --> 00:48:03.602 If something happens to my girl and we lose our respectability... 00:48:03.642 --> 00:48:06.122 ...will your Govt. return my lost-dignity to me? 00:48:06.162 --> 00:48:10.082 A parent knows when his child should be married 00:48:10.162 --> 00:48:13.082 I wouldn't have come if there wasn't a complaint 00:48:13.282 --> 00:48:18.202 So many of these jobless men call and inform us 00:48:18.242 --> 00:48:21.202 If I don't stop this wedding now, a complaint in another 5 minutes... 00:48:21.242 --> 00:48:24.481 ...will be registered about me in the commissioner's office 00:48:30.122 --> 00:48:33.321 What are you gaping? 00:48:33.362 --> 00:48:35.002 Come and serve us soon 00:48:35.042 --> 00:48:36.442 We can't answer our hunger pangs! 00:48:36.522 --> 00:48:39.882 Hey cook, don't bring us the oil floating gravy on top 00:48:39.922 --> 00:48:42.362 Stir it well and get us choicest pieces of meat 00:48:42.402 --> 00:48:47.842 People are worried if the wedding will take place or not and you- 00:48:47.882 --> 00:48:53.802 Exactly! So serve us food...fast We'll eat happily and disappear 00:48:54.842 --> 00:48:57.682 Sivanandi is worried this wedding should go on without a hitch 00:48:57.722 --> 00:49:00.361 We are worried we should enjoy this feast without hiccups! 00:49:00.402 --> 00:49:01.762 Serve the mutton curry 00:49:01.802 --> 00:49:03.482 They must be gluttons of the first order! 00:49:03.522 --> 00:49:05.082 Go, I say 00:49:05.162 --> 00:49:06.922 Otherwise we'll walk off in a huff 00:49:06.962 --> 00:49:08.002 Hey...no 00:49:08.042 --> 00:49:12.362 If you stop this yourself only these 4 walls will know 00:49:12.442 --> 00:49:15.962 If it reaches the commissioner or collector, it will go out of our control 00:49:16.002 --> 00:49:17.522 We'll be forced to arrest you then 00:49:17.562 --> 00:49:21.842 It will be flashed across by the media and press, your name will be tarnished 00:49:21.882 --> 00:49:23.402 Please understand 00:49:29.842 --> 00:49:31.762 Do you have a nerve problem? 00:49:31.802 --> 00:49:32.482 Why? 00:49:32.522 --> 00:49:35.122 Your hand is trembling to serve when you aren't paying for it! 00:49:35.202 --> 00:49:37.401 Come on, serve in lumps, 'domoto' 00:49:37.442 --> 00:49:39.242 Now go there 00:49:40.362 --> 00:49:43.042 Look at them So cheap 00:49:43.082 --> 00:49:44.842 Serve here 00:49:45.202 --> 00:49:47.682 Looks like the goat is very mischievous 00:49:47.762 --> 00:49:50.562 I must take the bones to my father 00:49:51.202 --> 00:49:52.281 Come here, man 00:49:52.322 --> 00:49:55.442 Pour the mutton gravy right into this pit, okay? 00:49:57.242 --> 00:50:00.801 Hey! This is 'sambar' 00:50:00.922 --> 00:50:03.762 Where's the meat curry? 00:50:03.802 --> 00:50:06.362 Who said we'll serve meat? 00:50:06.402 --> 00:50:09.002 Why blame us for your fertile imagination? 00:50:09.042 --> 00:50:11.442 Why should I come here to eat this vegan meal? 00:50:11.482 --> 00:50:12.842 I might as well eat at home 00:50:12.922 --> 00:50:14.642 Remember you got chased away 00:50:14.682 --> 00:50:17.921 Just because you can gobble them by the dozen, don't expect 'parotta'! 00:50:17.962 --> 00:50:20.882 I swear my nostrils got a whiff of mutton gravy 00:50:20.922 --> 00:50:21.802 Leave it 00:50:21.842 --> 00:50:24.562 God has ordained sambar for us today 00:50:25.122 --> 00:50:26.242 Yuck! 00:50:26.322 --> 00:50:28.402 Sivnandi's daughter's wedding has been stopped 00:50:28.442 --> 00:50:29.882 Ask everyone to leave 00:50:30.122 --> 00:50:32.242 Looks like they are delayed 00:50:40.602 --> 00:50:42.321 Who whistled now? 00:50:43.842 --> 00:50:45.882 You'll be kicked whoever it is 00:50:45.962 --> 00:50:47.922 Who could be happier than us? 00:50:47.962 --> 00:50:49.802 Must be one our members 00:50:49.882 --> 00:50:52.282 - Let's give him a post - Definitely 00:50:52.322 --> 00:50:54.402 Sir, thank you for respecting my words 00:50:54.442 --> 00:50:55.962 And stopping the wedding 00:50:56.002 --> 00:50:57.402 I'll take leave 00:50:58.882 --> 00:51:00.002 1 minute 00:51:07.202 --> 00:51:10.242 I complied to your request 00:51:10.762 --> 00:51:12.362 Now do me a favor 00:51:12.402 --> 00:51:13.562 I'll do my best 00:51:13.642 --> 00:51:18.722 Who complained to you? 00:51:19.282 --> 00:51:22.922 Sorry sir, I cannot tell I must follow protocol 00:51:23.002 --> 00:51:25.642 Today you might regret what happened 00:51:25.682 --> 00:51:28.562 But one day you'll feel it was all for the good 00:51:28.602 --> 00:51:29.922 See you, sir 00:51:34.002 --> 00:51:38.002 Those juicy mutton pieces they served us...! 00:51:38.082 --> 00:51:40.122 My jaws are aching eating so much 00:51:40.162 --> 00:51:45.122 First of all I must go home and wash my hands well 00:51:45.202 --> 00:51:47.801 The wedding got cancelled after spending 10000000! 00:51:47.882 --> 00:51:49.962 10000000?! First hand information? 00:51:50.722 --> 00:51:53.602 For these dry banana stalks and dreadful decorations...? 00:51:54.162 --> 00:51:56.202 Go and eat a veggie meal 00:51:56.282 --> 00:51:58.722 She must be under Sivanandi's pay roll 00:51:58.802 --> 00:52:03.042 Look how he is rubbing salt on to our wound? 00:52:03.082 --> 00:52:05.682 I have my doubts on the VVS duo 00:52:05.762 --> 00:52:07.962 They must be the ones who complained 00:52:08.042 --> 00:52:09.882 Be quiet, man! 00:52:10.042 --> 00:52:12.122 Pipsqueaks! 00:52:12.282 --> 00:52:16.882 They are clueless where Dindigul railway station is! 00:52:16.922 --> 00:52:20.402 And you think they'll go to a police station? 00:52:20.482 --> 00:52:22.282 I am sure it was Coolmayi 00:52:22.322 --> 00:52:27.842 This morning he gestured to me he'll prove he can pull strings 00:52:27.882 --> 00:52:29.082 Look there 00:52:30.242 --> 00:52:32.082 Thank you, madam 00:52:32.122 --> 00:52:34.602 Let me get to the bottom of this 00:52:35.002 --> 00:52:39.962 Then he'll know if it is knife or shovel! 00:52:43.042 --> 00:52:46.202 I thought I'd never wear this uniform again 00:52:46.282 --> 00:52:47.442 Thank God! I escaped 00:52:47.482 --> 00:52:48.762 I'm very happy now 00:52:48.802 --> 00:52:51.202 Do you know who is the cause for your happiness? 00:52:52.282 --> 00:52:54.002 - Who? - Bosepandi 00:52:54.042 --> 00:52:55.642 'What's happening in this country, sir?' 00:52:55.682 --> 00:52:57.202 'What are authorities doing?' 00:52:57.242 --> 00:53:00.202 When he was complaining after seeing your banner, I overhea- 00:53:25.242 --> 00:53:27.961 Why do you keep smiling whenever you see me? 00:53:28.002 --> 00:53:29.402 Are you trying to flirt with me? 00:53:29.482 --> 00:53:32.122 I heard you cancelled my wedding 00:53:32.162 --> 00:53:34.761 That's why I thought I should thank you 00:53:34.882 --> 00:53:38.442 Don't go around saying I stopped your wedding 00:53:38.722 --> 00:53:41.202 I don't like publicity 00:53:41.242 --> 00:53:42.801 Do you agree, friend? 00:53:42.842 --> 00:53:44.282 One 'nimite' 00:53:44.362 --> 00:53:48.002 I stopped the wedding only to make you my personal courier! 00:53:48.082 --> 00:53:49.761 Love letters! 00:53:53.362 --> 00:53:56.322 I don't like it if you give love letters on scraps of paper 00:53:56.362 --> 00:53:57.362 What? 00:53:57.402 --> 00:54:00.362 - Teacher won't like it - Oh is that so? 00:54:00.482 --> 00:54:03.882 Then how to do the chemistry The Pythagoras theorem 00:54:03.922 --> 00:54:06.202 Get her a greeting card along with a chocolate bar 00:54:06.242 --> 00:54:07.562 And I'll give it to her 00:54:07.642 --> 00:54:12.202 Greeting card and chocolate Seems to be a costly courtship! 00:54:37.282 --> 00:54:41.162 "Boy...you strike a chord!" 00:54:42.482 --> 00:54:45.642 "Boy...you strike a chord!" 00:54:52.682 --> 00:54:57.801 "Painful pleasure you are for sure!" 00:54:57.842 --> 00:55:02.962 "Didn't allot or allocate But magic happened innate!" 00:55:03.002 --> 00:55:08.122 "You make me lament loud I look but you hide, head bowed" 00:55:08.162 --> 00:55:11.962 "Imp with mischief endowed" 00:55:13.042 --> 00:55:18.082 "Pleasurable pain You drive me insane" 00:55:18.242 --> 00:55:23.801 "Not forewarned or cautioned Of its own accord it happened" 00:55:33.162 --> 00:55:35.321 Give this to your teacher 00:55:36.202 --> 00:55:37.202 What's it? 00:55:37.282 --> 00:55:38.802 Purple ribbon 00:55:38.842 --> 00:55:41.122 She's always with her hair let loose 00:55:41.162 --> 00:55:42.962 That will not be accepted in my family 00:55:43.002 --> 00:55:46.162 She should plait her hair Tie this ribbon and adorn flowers 00:55:46.202 --> 00:55:48.242 Ask her to come dressed like that 00:55:48.282 --> 00:55:49.962 Okay 00:55:51.122 --> 00:55:53.722 Give it to her correctly It's a costly gift 00:55:54.082 --> 00:55:57.002 You are the only one who doesn't hassle me after I buy you a cup of tea 00:55:57.042 --> 00:55:58.362 I like this approach 00:55:58.402 --> 00:55:59.642 Anything for...a cup of tea! 00:55:59.682 --> 00:56:01.321 I never called you Why have you come? 00:56:01.362 --> 00:56:03.162 I just anticipated your call 00:56:03.202 --> 00:56:05.242 Did you give it to the teacher? 00:56:05.282 --> 00:56:09.642 Yes and she also returned the favor 00:56:10.802 --> 00:56:13.282 Are you getting married again? 00:56:13.322 --> 00:56:14.322 Not me 00:56:14.362 --> 00:56:15.642 Kalyani teacher 00:56:15.682 --> 00:56:16.602 Okay...oka- 00:56:16.762 --> 00:56:17.882 Huh?! 00:56:18.002 --> 00:56:20.162 Kalyani teacher? 00:56:25.642 --> 00:56:38.202 "I figured this world out, my dear I got enlightened in every sphere" 00:56:38.602 --> 00:56:45.482 "I raised this child with tender loving care who turned into a venomous snake, I swear" 00:56:45.522 --> 00:56:48.922 Teacher ditched you, huh? 00:56:49.002 --> 00:56:51.802 If a guy works extra diligently or laments over a lost love... 00:56:51.842 --> 00:56:55.282 ...he should be expelled from VVS as per our association rules 00:56:55.322 --> 00:56:58.522 We dated girls even as 10 year olds 00:56:58.602 --> 00:57:01.202 Then why the hell are you teary eyed? 00:57:01.322 --> 00:57:04.722 They are discussing about the annual temple festival 00:57:04.762 --> 00:57:06.482 Let's get busy with our association work 00:57:06.522 --> 00:57:07.602 - Association work? - Yes 00:57:07.642 --> 00:57:08.761 That's our priority 00:57:08.802 --> 00:57:10.562 Make a banner wishing the teacher well 00:57:10.602 --> 00:57:11.841 Make sure our faces stand out 00:57:11.882 --> 00:57:14.402 She's an English teacher So show me as Shakespeare! 00:57:15.682 --> 00:57:17.162 Come, Sivanandi 00:57:17.242 --> 00:57:18.522 Greetings 00:57:19.202 --> 00:57:20.522 Please sit 00:57:20.842 --> 00:57:23.522 Be seated 00:57:24.842 --> 00:57:26.722 What happened? 00:57:26.802 --> 00:57:28.282 Sprain in the back, eh? 00:57:28.322 --> 00:57:31.562 I'll get the orthopedic doctor 00:57:31.602 --> 00:57:33.162 What rubbish! 00:57:33.242 --> 00:57:35.202 Sivanandi's body has no bones 00:57:35.242 --> 00:57:37.281 They are steel rods twisted together! 00:57:37.322 --> 00:57:38.722 How can they break? 00:57:38.762 --> 00:57:40.202 Numbskull! 00:57:40.242 --> 00:57:42.801 - Okay, leave it - Go ahead...talk 00:57:42.842 --> 00:57:47.122 If any of you have ideas about the temple festival... 00:57:47.202 --> 00:57:48.441 ...please voice it right now 00:57:48.522 --> 00:57:50.202 After everything is organized... 00:57:50.282 --> 00:57:54.722 ...don't nitpick, drink and kick up a ruckus 00:57:54.762 --> 00:57:56.682 What can we say, Sivanandi? 00:57:56.762 --> 00:58:00.762 You have always decided what is best for us 00:58:00.802 --> 00:58:03.642 So whatever you decide is okay with us 00:58:03.682 --> 00:58:07.082 Okay, as usual we collect Rs 500 from each house 00:58:07.122 --> 00:58:09.082 Friday evening will be fireworks 00:58:09.122 --> 00:58:12.122 Carrying pots with red hot charcoals and procession of the deity on Saturday 00:58:12.202 --> 00:58:14.562 That night will be a drama on 'Valli's wedding' 00:58:14.602 --> 00:58:16.442 This is 100% right 00:58:16.482 --> 00:58:18.922 Discussion is over 00:58:18.962 --> 00:58:21.442 You can leave now 00:58:21.482 --> 00:58:22.882 Wait...! 00:58:22.922 --> 00:58:24.242 Born troublemaker! 00:58:24.282 --> 00:58:25.762 How can you decide everything? 00:58:25.802 --> 00:58:26.842 Be seated 00:58:26.882 --> 00:58:28.602 All over again? 00:58:28.642 --> 00:58:30.722 Should we not call them? 00:58:30.762 --> 00:58:32.682 Who do you want to call now? 00:58:32.762 --> 00:58:35.122 VVS...happy-go-lucky youth club 00:58:35.162 --> 00:58:37.242 They will take part only if you call them 00:58:37.282 --> 00:58:39.442 They are waiting decently outside 00:58:39.482 --> 00:58:44.682 "VVS 'no worry no cry' fraction" 00:58:44.802 --> 00:58:48.162 "In our area, we are extra special 24 carat gold is our initial" 00:58:48.242 --> 00:58:51.401 "We don't worry ever We VVS forever" 00:58:51.482 --> 00:58:53.162 Do you think we can leave them out? 00:58:53.202 --> 00:58:54.682 Or will they allow you to? 00:58:54.762 --> 00:58:58.282 Why smear cow dung in a happy atmosphere?! 00:58:58.322 --> 00:58:59.882 Let's include them 00:58:59.922 --> 00:59:02.522 Hey! Come VVS members 00:59:06.842 --> 00:59:11.082 Lion necessary in a circus Any debate needs our club's consensus 00:59:11.682 --> 00:59:13.801 Any problem? 00:59:13.842 --> 00:59:16.082 Is any verdict needed in the Panchayat? 00:59:16.122 --> 00:59:20.082 Remove your glasses, please 00:59:20.122 --> 00:59:21.682 'Green eyed monster!!' 00:59:21.722 --> 00:59:22.602 'Dell' me 00:59:22.642 --> 00:59:24.082 You heard what was said 00:59:24.122 --> 00:59:25.281 Okay with you? 00:59:25.322 --> 00:59:30.362 Collect 500, spend 300 and bundle the balance 200 00:59:30.402 --> 00:59:31.962 Is that your decision? 00:59:35.362 --> 00:59:38.322 Fling it on his face 00:59:38.442 --> 00:59:41.162 They threw cow dung just as I said 00:59:41.282 --> 00:59:43.362 Stop it! 00:59:43.402 --> 00:59:45.922 - I'll kill you - Stop it! 00:59:46.002 --> 00:59:48.682 Don't you want to conduct the festival properly this year? 00:59:48.722 --> 00:59:50.642 That's exactly what we are asking too! 00:59:50.722 --> 00:59:51.841 Move aside 00:59:51.882 --> 00:59:54.482 Why are you creating a ruckus? It's not as if he said anything new 00:59:54.522 --> 00:59:56.722 We are used to this same rigmarole for past 15 years 00:59:56.802 --> 00:59:58.602 They are already flinging cow dung 00:59:58.642 --> 01:00:00.442 Don't add fuel to the fire 01:00:00.562 --> 01:00:02.122 Hey...stop! 01:00:02.202 --> 01:00:06.522 Once upon a time we too kicked up a ruckus and rebelled against our customs 01:00:06.562 --> 01:00:08.882 Later we realized all that was foolishness 01:00:08.922 --> 01:00:10.762 Bro, ask them their final decision 01:00:10.802 --> 01:00:12.122 What is there to decide? 01:00:12.162 --> 01:00:14.082 Chinnalapatti town is much smaller than ours 01:00:14.122 --> 01:00:16.242 Didn't they arrange song and dance programs? 01:00:16.282 --> 01:00:20.242 Even the Poochipatti people conducted and all of you raved about it for a week 01:00:20.282 --> 01:00:23.162 We have to travel miles to watch such song and dance programs 01:00:23.242 --> 01:00:26.961 If you object to 'song and dance' this time, I'll be forced to leave this land! 01:00:27.042 --> 01:00:28.882 - Bosepandi - What else can I do? 01:00:28.922 --> 01:00:32.082 This village has the name 'silk' in it But there is hardly any glamour here 01:00:32.162 --> 01:00:34.722 This is an insult to youngsters like me 01:00:36.202 --> 01:00:38.761 Are we asking to take home dancer 'Dindigul Rita'? 01:00:38.842 --> 01:00:41.762 We requested for this old man 01:00:41.842 --> 01:00:43.762 For this little boy here 01:00:43.842 --> 01:00:46.002 For all the future youngsters 01:00:49.122 --> 01:00:50.562 Give it to him 01:00:51.042 --> 01:00:52.202 Why late? 01:00:52.242 --> 01:00:53.361 Just drink 01:00:54.042 --> 01:00:56.042 Keep some for me, dude 01:01:00.522 --> 01:01:02.682 Conduct the festival or don't 01:01:02.722 --> 01:01:04.682 You remove or retain the folk dances 01:01:04.722 --> 01:01:07.682 But we want the song and dance program definitely 01:01:07.722 --> 01:01:08.881 Definitely! 01:01:18.882 --> 01:01:20.402 Just nod your head and agree 01:01:20.482 --> 01:01:22.402 It's been so long since we saw Dindigul Rita! 01:01:40.122 --> 01:01:41.761 Take your plate with you 01:01:41.842 --> 01:01:43.402 Come 01:01:58.882 --> 01:02:00.842 'Is this really Lathapandi?' 01:02:03.682 --> 01:02:05.962 'She was such a small girl' 01:02:06.042 --> 01:02:08.562 'She is a heart-breaker in a sari' 01:02:26.162 --> 01:02:28.722 What are you staring at so intently? 01:02:29.602 --> 01:02:32.321 I committed a grave mistake 01:02:32.402 --> 01:02:33.922 What is his mistake? 01:02:35.082 --> 01:02:35.962 Poor thing! 01:02:36.002 --> 01:02:39.602 Lathapandi would be here with a baby by now 01:02:39.722 --> 01:02:43.122 We interfered in her life and stopped her wedding 01:02:43.162 --> 01:02:44.401 And...? 01:02:44.442 --> 01:02:48.042 Now she'll fall in love with me, marry only me and suffer! 01:02:48.082 --> 01:02:49.002 So sad...! 01:02:49.042 --> 01:02:50.402 When did all this happen? 01:02:50.482 --> 01:02:53.242 After I saw her in that sari, my dear friend! 01:02:53.282 --> 01:02:54.682 I've made up my mind 01:02:54.722 --> 01:02:56.682 I've also made up my mind 01:02:56.722 --> 01:02:59.202 Hereafter I won't hang around with you 01:02:59.842 --> 01:03:01.042 Get lost 01:03:01.082 --> 01:03:03.082 How will a comedian know the value of love? 01:03:03.122 --> 01:03:05.082 But a villain knows, my friend! 01:03:24.282 --> 01:03:29.202 "Purple...violet...deep blue!" 01:03:29.642 --> 01:03:35.042 "Blue ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby" 01:03:35.122 --> 01:03:40.841 "Purple ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby" 01:03:45.882 --> 01:03:51.082 "Violet ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby" 01:03:51.162 --> 01:04:01.522 "Tell me, my girl so cute To him, I must salute" 01:04:01.762 --> 01:04:06.882 "Pink...red...crimson" 01:04:07.122 --> 01:04:12.522 "Pink faced sweety Pinpoint your mummy" 01:04:12.602 --> 01:04:17.841 "Soft as a rose, baby Show me your mummy" 01:04:17.882 --> 01:04:27.922 "Wait, my dear missy I'll raise a toast to your mummy" 01:04:28.602 --> 01:04:34.362 "Purple...violet...deep blue!" 01:04:56.002 --> 01:05:00.682 "Street is a route either way when others walk night and day" 01:05:00.882 --> 01:05:06.762 "When you walk the same passage it is headlines on my front page" 01:05:06.882 --> 01:05:11.482 "When others smile, to me it seems just okay...ordinary!" 01:05:11.562 --> 01:05:17.442 "When you smile and chat with me my temperature shoots to 103!" 01:05:17.482 --> 01:05:22.802 "If I see any beautiful face it's boring and common place" 01:05:22.842 --> 01:05:28.202 "Lassie, your beauty is unique Like beer it gives me a kick" 01:05:28.242 --> 01:05:31.162 "Largest selling beer King fisher, my dear" 01:05:35.562 --> 01:05:40.842 "Purple...violet...deep blue!" 01:05:40.882 --> 01:05:43.362 Rain showers from the sky The fields reap their harvest 01:05:43.522 --> 01:05:45.722 Why should we pay tax to you for nature's work? 01:05:45.762 --> 01:05:48.162 Did you come to our fields? Plough and water our lands? 01:05:48.242 --> 01:05:52.642 Did you help grind turmeric paste for our women who were playing there? 01:05:56.002 --> 01:05:57.922 Shameless wretch of a man! 01:06:13.322 --> 01:06:18.322 "When girls rub against me it feels simply jolly" 01:06:18.442 --> 01:06:24.202 "When you do the same I forget even my own name!" 01:06:24.362 --> 01:06:29.082 "When other girls walk around its equal to the dust on the ground" 01:06:29.162 --> 01:06:34.922 "The air when you walk past me feels like an air conditioner made me freeze" 01:06:35.002 --> 01:06:40.482 "Others think, dear princess you're full of mischief and jest" 01:06:40.562 --> 01:06:46.082 "To my eyes, you'll always be a mausoleum of love, sweety" 01:06:46.162 --> 01:06:49.042 "I'll stop now my eulogy!" 01:06:50.842 --> 01:06:52.002 Thanks 01:06:58.642 --> 01:07:03.522 "Purple...violet...deep blue!" 01:07:04.002 --> 01:07:09.442 "Blue ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby" 01:07:09.482 --> 01:07:14.642 "Purple ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby" 01:07:14.682 --> 01:07:24.761 "Tell me, my girl so cute To him, I must salute" 01:07:25.322 --> 01:07:33.082 "Purple...violet...deep blue!" 01:07:37.162 --> 01:07:38.682 Hello...hello...hello 01:07:38.722 --> 01:07:41.042 The program you've been waiting for anxiously 01:07:41.122 --> 01:07:44.242 Dindigul Rita, with her song and dance 01:07:44.282 --> 01:07:45.842 Boss...boss 01:07:46.002 --> 01:07:47.082 Boss? 01:07:47.162 --> 01:07:49.122 'When he's got 1 foot in his grave...!' 01:07:49.162 --> 01:07:50.321 Is Dindigul Rita here? 01:07:50.362 --> 01:07:52.522 Hey! Is the ambulance waiting for this old man? 01:07:52.762 --> 01:07:54.922 In what way will you benefit if Rita comes? 01:07:54.962 --> 01:07:57.682 Only if I see her glam-body, will my body burn on the funeral pyre 01:07:57.722 --> 01:08:00.202 1 can of petrol will also do the trick 01:08:00.242 --> 01:08:01.841 Go and watch in low angle 01:08:01.882 --> 01:08:03.482 Bose, I've been waiting for a long time 01:08:03.522 --> 01:08:05.162 I'll tell your wife if you are not quiet 01:08:05.242 --> 01:08:06.441 Bose, please 01:08:06.482 --> 01:08:08.122 Go and make sure your kids study 01:08:08.162 --> 01:08:09.242 Hey! What a shame! 01:08:09.282 --> 01:08:10.402 Aiyaiyo! 01:08:10.442 --> 01:08:12.802 Hello! We should be the ones to cover up! 01:08:12.842 --> 01:08:14.522 That's one habit alien to you! 01:08:14.562 --> 01:08:17.562 Get ready quickly and come on stage They are yelling impatiently out there 01:08:17.602 --> 01:08:20.002 Given the chance, they'll barge in here 01:08:20.042 --> 01:08:21.322 You look equally glittery 01:08:21.362 --> 01:08:23.522 Why don't we both dance one number? 01:08:23.562 --> 01:08:25.722 Hey! I'm feeling shy 01:08:27.602 --> 01:08:29.362 Isn't your nose bleeding? 01:08:29.482 --> 01:08:30.642 Serves you right! 01:08:30.682 --> 01:08:32.401 Height of selfishness! 01:08:33.322 --> 01:08:34.122 Hello 01:08:34.162 --> 01:08:36.122 Check...check...1-2-3 01:08:38.362 --> 01:08:39.642 Meow 01:08:41.362 --> 01:08:42.682 It does not work 01:08:42.762 --> 01:08:44.202 But does its job well 01:08:44.242 --> 01:08:45.881 Raise the volume 01:08:45.922 --> 01:08:47.522 More...more...some more 01:08:47.562 --> 01:08:48.562 I'll kill you 01:08:48.642 --> 01:08:50.242 Raging now Reduce it 01:08:50.322 --> 01:08:53.882 Reduce it and maintain that level 01:08:54.002 --> 01:08:55.202 Let him blabber 01:08:55.242 --> 01:08:56.281 Drink up your tea 01:08:56.322 --> 01:08:57.922 What is this?! Drinking tea, eh? 01:08:57.962 --> 01:08:59.962 If you drink tea I'll burn you alive 01:09:00.002 --> 01:09:01.282 Tea in between work, eh? 01:09:01.322 --> 01:09:04.802 Stereo, DTS, Auro 3D All that's in place? 01:09:04.842 --> 01:09:07.802 - Everything is here - But nothing seems to be working 01:09:07.842 --> 01:09:08.642 Leave it alone 01:09:08.722 --> 01:09:10.002 I'll look after DTS for him 01:09:10.042 --> 01:09:12.122 I'll look after this for you 01:09:12.202 --> 01:09:13.682 Will you? Super 01:09:13.722 --> 01:09:15.961 - Just watch me - Hello check...check 01:09:16.042 --> 01:09:19.402 - Now reduce it - I've lessened it, dude 01:09:19.442 --> 01:09:21.882 Now keep it at that same level 01:09:22.602 --> 01:09:25.042 Now I see a slight smile 01:09:26.122 --> 01:09:27.761 Sooooper, dude 01:09:27.842 --> 01:09:29.482 Learn from him 01:09:29.562 --> 01:09:31.202 Hanging on to some old mike set 01:09:31.242 --> 01:09:33.401 Look at his grumpy face 01:09:33.442 --> 01:09:35.042 Please take your seat 01:09:36.882 --> 01:09:39.602 Didn't you change your shirt just now? 01:09:39.642 --> 01:09:41.202 Ignore me 01:09:41.281 --> 01:09:43.802 'Wonder if someone whacked him on his head?' 01:09:43.882 --> 01:09:46.401 'He'll probably loiter shirtless by tomorrow morning' 01:09:46.441 --> 01:09:49.361 Read this on the stage and give me a build up 01:09:49.401 --> 01:09:50.761 You were on the stage all along 01:09:50.802 --> 01:09:52.441 Why didn't you read it out yourself? 01:09:52.481 --> 01:09:54.641 This is why you shouldn't employ a local chap 01:09:54.682 --> 01:09:55.962 Let me do the honors 01:09:56.002 --> 01:09:58.162 Watch how I put you on a pedestal! 01:10:00.842 --> 01:10:02.882 Calm down! Silence 01:10:04.722 --> 01:10:09.162 To insult...ooops, forgive me inaugurate this program 01:10:09.242 --> 01:10:11.401 'Himalaya' of this area 01:10:11.441 --> 01:10:13.521 Silukkuvarpatti's pinnacle 01:10:13.562 --> 01:10:17.281 VVS President Bosepandi 01:10:47.242 --> 01:10:48.721 (Clears throat) 01:10:49.122 --> 01:10:50.682 Please speak! 01:10:52.522 --> 01:10:57.202 Those of you who work from dawn to dusk... 01:10:57.242 --> 01:10:59.601 ...making our land a gold mine 01:10:59.722 --> 01:11:01.762 My dear farmers 01:11:02.962 --> 01:11:06.602 Kids who are here under false pretext! 01:11:06.682 --> 01:11:09.962 Old people with 1 foot in the grave 01:11:10.042 --> 01:11:12.082 To lure the young men gathered here... 01:11:12.162 --> 01:11:15.682 ...multicolor powdered faces of girlies! 01:11:15.722 --> 01:11:17.682 Why are they clapping for this also? 01:11:17.722 --> 01:11:21.322 And those sporting moustaches! 01:11:22.762 --> 01:11:25.562 We heartily welcome all of you on behalf of... 01:11:25.602 --> 01:11:29.162 ...VVS of Silukkuvarpatti 01:11:29.202 --> 01:11:30.962 Give a big hand! 01:11:31.442 --> 01:11:36.721 My dear ladies and gentlemen who have flooded this place like a deluge... 01:11:36.802 --> 01:11:44.002 Song and dance by Dindigul Rita was orchestrated by members of our VVS 01:11:44.082 --> 01:11:49.482 We announce this with immense pleasure and pride 01:11:50.042 --> 01:11:52.082 Mr Moustache is getting tensed 01:11:52.162 --> 01:11:54.122 I'd like to put it on record... 01:11:54.162 --> 01:11:57.322 ...we had to face many hurdles to get this program sanctioned 01:11:57.362 --> 01:11:58.801 Can't you see I am stuttering? 01:11:58.882 --> 01:12:00.242 Why don't you give me water? 01:12:00.282 --> 01:12:01.962 Hey! Where's water? 01:12:02.162 --> 01:12:03.521 Excuse me! 01:12:06.162 --> 01:12:07.482 No poison 01:12:07.762 --> 01:12:09.682 I have to improvise 01:12:09.722 --> 01:12:10.722 Catch! 01:12:10.802 --> 01:12:13.482 I wish to share a lot more- 01:12:13.522 --> 01:12:15.842 Hey! Stop it and get Dindigul Rita on stage 01:12:15.882 --> 01:12:17.882 They are showing their preference 01:12:17.922 --> 01:12:22.522 In deference to my bro's wishes I hereby conclude my welcome speech 01:12:22.642 --> 01:12:25.602 Let's leave before they pelt us 01:12:25.682 --> 01:12:27.882 Tell her don't whistle 01:12:27.922 --> 01:12:32.602 Ask Dindigul Rita to dance now 01:12:33.762 --> 01:12:36.722 "Stick to me...stick broomstick chick" 01:12:36.762 --> 01:12:40.562 "My hero abandoned me high and dry totally" 01:12:40.602 --> 01:12:43.562 "Stick to me...stick broomstick chick" 01:12:43.602 --> 01:12:47.082 "My hero abandoned me high and dry totally" 01:12:47.162 --> 01:12:53.082 "Two on either side of me How do I finish this story?" 01:12:53.122 --> 01:12:54.122 Be quiet 01:12:54.202 --> 01:12:58.482 "My hero abandoned me high and dry totally" 01:12:58.522 --> 01:13:01.082 Isn't that Dindugul Rita? 01:13:01.122 --> 01:13:03.002 Whatever it is ask me later! 01:13:03.042 --> 01:13:07.122 "In the midnight shade of action..." 01:13:09.602 --> 01:13:16.162 "In the twilight zone of passion where secret desires we sanction" 01:13:16.242 --> 01:13:22.681 "It is a lustful offering Pleasure filled craving" 01:13:22.722 --> 01:13:28.162 Next song will make your nerves and sinew scintillate 01:13:28.202 --> 01:13:34.162 "Moon shines bright Time seems just right" 01:13:34.442 --> 01:13:40.402 "Cupid's arrow strikes into my heart direct" 01:14:01.762 --> 01:14:07.202 "Did I quench your desire, my dear?" 01:14:10.842 --> 01:14:14.402 Did you think this is a temple festival or something else?! 01:14:14.442 --> 01:14:15.601 Play devotional songs 01:14:15.682 --> 01:14:17.562 We don't know to dance to such songs, sir 01:14:17.602 --> 01:14:20.482 If you don't know then you had better learn to do so 01:14:20.522 --> 01:14:23.602 If you don't play devotional songs I'll burn you all alive 01:14:23.642 --> 01:14:26.762 Get ready to dance to devotional songs 01:14:26.802 --> 01:14:28.122 Sivanandi? 01:14:28.562 --> 01:14:30.642 You saw everything to your heart's fill?! 01:14:30.722 --> 01:14:32.282 Don't insult me! 01:14:34.722 --> 01:14:37.802 "Goddess Ambikai Goddess Easwari" 01:14:37.842 --> 01:14:41.722 "With your vermilion clad face you conquer me with auspiciousness" 01:14:41.762 --> 01:14:43.522 "Goddess of the Om mantra" 01:14:43.562 --> 01:14:47.722 "You hold neem leaves in your hands to cure diseases" 01:14:49.362 --> 01:14:52.242 What kind of a song have you chosen? 01:14:55.522 --> 01:14:57.242 What atrocious behaviour! 01:14:57.322 --> 01:15:00.962 We won't grant permission for such programs in this village 01:15:02.682 --> 01:15:04.682 Why are you loading all this? 01:15:04.762 --> 01:15:06.802 Things a brother will gift his sister 01:15:06.842 --> 01:15:07.642 Gifts? 01:15:07.722 --> 01:15:10.602 If I had a sister won't I do this for her? 01:15:10.642 --> 01:15:12.402 You are like a sister to me 01:15:12.442 --> 01:15:15.202 A small token of appreciation 01:15:15.242 --> 01:15:20.442 It's your temple festival and my duty to conduct it safely 01:15:20.482 --> 01:15:22.521 Why this return favor? I'm just doing my duty 01:15:22.562 --> 01:15:25.842 To be honest, sister, my family is wealthy 01:15:25.922 --> 01:15:28.162 But no one has studied beyond 10th grade 01:15:28.242 --> 01:15:30.561 If my daughter has stepped into 12th grade... 01:15:30.602 --> 01:15:34.282 ...and is a 1st ranker who gets the credit? 01:15:34.322 --> 01:15:37.922 Thanks to you stopping her wedding 01:15:38.362 --> 01:15:41.681 I am glad you've realized it 01:15:42.002 --> 01:15:45.202 But please thank Bosepandi 01:15:46.322 --> 01:15:47.842 - Bosepandi? - Yes 01:15:47.922 --> 01:15:50.082 Gem of a boy and intelligent too 01:15:50.122 --> 01:15:51.202 Yes, bro 01:15:51.242 --> 01:15:55.042 He was the one who complained about the wedding 01:15:55.362 --> 01:15:58.521 That's why I came to your house 01:16:00.122 --> 01:16:01.682 I'll take leave, bro? 01:16:05.122 --> 01:16:09.042 I pointed my finger at him and told you so, didn't I? 01:16:09.082 --> 01:16:10.962 Now tell us, what shall we do? 01:16:11.002 --> 01:16:12.122 What a silly question! 01:16:12.162 --> 01:16:16.561 Just as Coolmayi is minus his ear this fellow should be headless! 01:16:16.642 --> 01:16:19.842 You slaughter him like a goat I'll take the blame 01:16:19.882 --> 01:16:21.682 I'll go to jail for you 01:16:23.242 --> 01:16:27.482 When I think of a cat trying to rub shoulders with an elephant... 01:16:27.562 --> 01:16:31.322 ...my blood boils I can't stand this 01:16:31.402 --> 01:16:33.002 I must do something to him 01:16:33.082 --> 01:16:35.402 Stuff him chopped into bits into a sack 01:16:35.442 --> 01:16:37.322 And throw the sack into the river 01:16:37.362 --> 01:16:39.561 Do you agree, Sivanandi? NOTE Paragraph 01:17:10.827 --> 01:17:12.522 Mr Kodi, from our VVS account top up my phone for Rs 400000 01:17:12.562 --> 01:17:14.842 Income tax raid, dude I'll call you later NOTE Paragraph 01:17:14.882 --> 01:17:16.042 Meow! 01:17:17.362 --> 01:17:19.202 Why here at this time of the night? 01:17:19.282 --> 01:17:21.042 To buy cone 01:17:21.122 --> 01:17:22.442 Miss Know-it-all! 01:17:22.482 --> 01:17:24.362 Oh! Ice cream at night 01:17:24.402 --> 01:17:26.962 Mehendi cone 01:17:27.002 --> 01:17:28.522 Apply mehendi on your face 01:17:28.562 --> 01:17:30.442 Let me see if at least then you become fair 01:17:30.522 --> 01:17:31.842 I wasn't talking to you! 01:17:31.882 --> 01:17:34.122 Hello...meow! May I help you? 01:17:34.722 --> 01:17:36.362 No, thanks 01:17:36.522 --> 01:17:39.882 Mrs Bosepandi is so fluent in English! 01:17:46.482 --> 01:17:48.482 This isn't good 01:17:48.842 --> 01:17:53.242 Seeyan...you are not to be seen these days 01:17:53.722 --> 01:17:56.122 Seeyan...what are you doing? 01:17:56.162 --> 01:17:58.482 I'm milking the cow! Do you want to join? 01:17:58.562 --> 01:18:00.162 What do you want? 01:18:00.242 --> 01:18:01.962 Give me the chocolate bar for 10 bucks 01:18:02.002 --> 01:18:03.682 You usually spend peanuts on peanuts 01:18:03.722 --> 01:18:06.162 All of a sudden you're asking for Rs 10 chocolate? 01:18:06.242 --> 01:18:09.721 'Smart-Alec in a bunk shop with 1 foot in the grave?' 01:18:10.202 --> 01:18:12.722 Why not take this? Looks awesome 01:18:12.762 --> 01:18:14.642 We know to pick what's best 01:18:17.282 --> 01:18:20.561 Even I thought of you as just a school kid 01:18:22.922 --> 01:18:26.322 After I saw you that day in a sari... 01:18:28.322 --> 01:18:31.202 ...frankly speaking I flipped and fell! 01:18:34.202 --> 01:18:36.482 I know you love me too 01:18:36.562 --> 01:18:38.922 Who said so? 01:18:39.002 --> 01:18:40.162 Fraud female! 01:18:40.202 --> 01:18:42.762 Then why did you look at me as if you were eating me up? 01:18:42.842 --> 01:18:44.322 That's how my glance is 01:18:44.362 --> 01:18:47.122 Then why did you wear the ribbon I got for you? 01:18:47.162 --> 01:18:50.521 I'd have never tied it if I knew you'd ask me this 01:18:50.562 --> 01:18:52.722 Sorry about that, happy? 01:18:52.762 --> 01:18:53.842 Let's go 01:18:53.922 --> 01:18:55.402 Lathapandi? 01:18:55.442 --> 01:18:56.881 You love Bose 01:18:56.962 --> 01:18:58.962 Why didn't you buy the design he liked? 01:18:59.002 --> 01:19:01.722 True, but I won't make it obvious 01:19:01.762 --> 01:19:02.842 Why? 01:19:03.882 --> 01:19:07.642 He treated me as the messenger between him and the teacher, no? 01:19:07.722 --> 01:19:10.002 Let him cool his heels for a bit 01:19:10.682 --> 01:19:16.642 We'll stupidly ASSUME this way, he will ditch you making an ASS of U and ME! 01:19:16.682 --> 01:19:19.522 Not to worry...he isn't that talented or capable! 01:19:19.602 --> 01:19:22.882 He'll be busy roaming around listening to sad love songs 01:19:22.922 --> 01:19:30.722 "Dear davana...jasmine Don't you like your fiance?" 01:19:30.762 --> 01:19:33.442 (Liquor consumption is injurious to health) 01:19:33.482 --> 01:19:35.961 Hey there! I need to make a call 01:19:36.002 --> 01:19:38.522 - Give me your phone - You can't...no balance 01:19:38.562 --> 01:19:41.482 Then why show off strutting in a bright white shirt? 01:19:41.962 --> 01:19:43.802 Even my briefs are clean and bright 01:19:43.842 --> 01:19:45.482 Want to take a look? 01:19:45.522 --> 01:19:49.162 So let me check if your intestine is white too?! 01:19:49.202 --> 01:19:51.122 Let me see you do that 01:19:52.082 --> 01:19:54.122 (Liquor consumption is injurious to health) 01:20:24.482 --> 01:20:26.282 Who are you? 01:20:33.162 --> 01:20:34.962 They're running away 01:20:35.802 --> 01:20:37.962 Who is this, Veeranna? 01:20:38.042 --> 01:20:39.682 Bosepandi 01:20:39.882 --> 01:20:42.442 Mokkachami's son? 01:20:42.522 --> 01:20:44.482 Lift...lift him up 01:20:47.402 --> 01:20:49.561 Mokkai, I don't know which village they came from 01:20:49.642 --> 01:20:52.162 They were beating your son to a pulp 01:20:52.242 --> 01:20:55.202 I was able to save him because I was accidentally passing by 01:20:55.282 --> 01:20:58.561 Otherwise they'd have killed him on the spot! 01:21:00.242 --> 01:21:02.521 Caution your son 01:21:02.562 --> 01:21:06.042 Why unnecessarily buy trouble from random people?! 01:21:07.002 --> 01:21:08.522 Attention!! 01:21:08.602 --> 01:21:11.162 Why poke our nose into everyone's lives? 01:21:11.242 --> 01:21:13.681 We should not step into their space 01:21:13.722 --> 01:21:15.682 - Correct, sir - I'm glad Kodi understood 01:21:15.722 --> 01:21:19.562 Those who beat him up today can even kill him tomorrow 01:21:19.602 --> 01:21:23.802 I can't be around every time to save him, right? 01:21:25.042 --> 01:21:29.521 Instead of giving 1 swift blow you're sharing pearls of wisdom 01:21:29.802 --> 01:21:35.442 1st we'll share, strike, then show If none of that sinks in... 01:21:35.602 --> 01:21:38.642 ...a time will come when your idea will see daylight 01:21:38.682 --> 01:21:39.682 Start your bike 01:21:39.722 --> 01:21:41.242 Why do you get into trouble? 01:21:41.282 --> 01:21:44.601 Who is this enemy wanting to hit you so brutally? 01:21:44.962 --> 01:21:47.962 I'm not denying I may have enemies world over 01:21:48.002 --> 01:21:53.882 But such a bitter enemy is the one on that bike 01:21:53.922 --> 01:21:55.682 Wretched fellow! 01:21:55.922 --> 01:21:58.802 After employing men to hit you... 01:21:58.842 --> 01:22:01.682 ...he's pretending to be the Good Samaritan! 01:22:01.722 --> 01:22:03.842 We shouldn't let him get away with this, da 01:22:03.882 --> 01:22:05.882 Dad, is it you talking? 01:22:05.962 --> 01:22:12.682 Tomorrow I'll prepare a pit for him, cover it with leaves and make him fall in 01:22:12.762 --> 01:22:18.322 Don't be so juvenile This is why you get beaten up 01:22:20.042 --> 01:22:23.162 What he holds dearer than his life...! 01:22:24.682 --> 01:22:26.082 Lift it 01:22:33.362 --> 01:22:34.962 Don't startle me 01:22:35.042 --> 01:22:36.122 Let's go 01:22:36.162 --> 01:22:39.682 Mr Kodi, please listen It is very dangerous place 01:22:40.362 --> 01:22:42.681 He seems to be so familiar with this house 01:22:42.722 --> 01:22:44.282 - Dai...dai...dai - Not me 01:22:44.322 --> 01:22:46.442 No one is here 01:22:46.482 --> 01:22:48.641 Go...please go 01:22:51.642 --> 01:22:53.442 Watch your step 01:22:55.002 --> 01:22:56.522 What now? 01:22:56.562 --> 01:22:58.442 I got hit in a crucial spot! 01:22:58.842 --> 01:23:00.122 Come 01:23:00.202 --> 01:23:01.482 I won't talk 01:23:01.522 --> 01:23:03.362 Just come with me 01:23:09.122 --> 01:23:10.601 Bosepandi...! 01:23:10.682 --> 01:23:13.042 That's Sivanandi 01:23:13.602 --> 01:23:15.082 Stop it 01:23:16.042 --> 01:23:20.682 Sivanandi's 'life' is lying horizontal 01:23:21.522 --> 01:23:25.762 - Shall we lift it?! - Yes, boss 01:23:27.442 --> 01:23:30.002 That's the end of Sivanandi 01:23:30.202 --> 01:23:32.002 - Take it - Thank you, ya 01:23:50.762 --> 01:23:52.442 What now? 01:23:53.642 --> 01:23:55.362 That's her 01:23:55.642 --> 01:23:57.202 Hold this 01:23:57.962 --> 01:24:01.282 Where are you going? 01:24:01.362 --> 01:24:03.641 This is not part of our club activities 01:24:03.682 --> 01:24:05.522 There's no club at all!! 01:24:05.602 --> 01:24:08.122 If Sivanandi wakes up, no enquiry 01:24:08.162 --> 01:24:10.122 Direct encounter and we'll be in hell 01:24:19.602 --> 01:24:21.522 Wow...! 01:24:22.082 --> 01:24:29.842 Sivanandi, how can you have such a beautiful daughter?! 01:24:32.482 --> 01:24:34.122 You fraud female! 01:24:34.202 --> 01:24:40.082 After all that denial you picked my design 01:24:40.482 --> 01:24:44.442 Bosepandi, in some corner of Lathapandi's heart... 01:24:44.482 --> 01:24:47.202 ...you are also living! 01:24:49.962 --> 01:24:55.242 Sivanandi...you gave me the shivers pointing this at me 01:24:55.722 --> 01:25:00.682 1 blow and your skull should blow to smithereens! 01:25:00.762 --> 01:25:03.162 He turned the other side 01:25:26.402 --> 01:25:27.681 Get lost 01:25:28.602 --> 01:25:31.762 It's anyway a free show What if I share your view? 01:25:31.802 --> 01:25:34.082 - I'll slaughter you - Jealous fellow! 01:25:51.002 --> 01:25:52.602 Dog is there 01:25:52.642 --> 01:25:54.522 Come this way 01:26:00.522 --> 01:26:02.082 Hey, stop it 01:26:06.042 --> 01:26:07.442 Where is my gun? 01:26:07.522 --> 01:26:09.122 Dhanalakshmi? 01:26:09.162 --> 01:26:11.561 You are busy yawning Where's my rifle? 01:26:11.842 --> 01:26:13.482 I don't know 01:26:13.522 --> 01:26:19.442 It was here last night and how can it suddenly sprout legs and go for a walk?! 01:26:19.482 --> 01:26:21.841 Yeah, I'm the one who goes hunting... 01:26:21.882 --> 01:26:24.242 ...with those 'Famous 4' nitwits and return empty handed 01:26:24.282 --> 01:26:25.721 Empty handed...? 01:26:25.762 --> 01:26:29.122 Here I am so tensed my rifle is missing...! 01:26:29.242 --> 01:26:30.922 Mango...! 01:26:31.562 --> 01:26:33.042 You dare call my friends... 01:26:33.082 --> 01:26:35.962 ...who are as inseparable as my thumb and finger as nitwits?! 01:26:40.682 --> 01:26:42.602 I can't live without my rifle 01:26:42.642 --> 01:26:45.202 What is the use of this whip? Where is the gun? 01:26:47.682 --> 01:26:51.002 My rifle is missing What are you posing for? 01:26:51.042 --> 01:26:52.562 Don't! 01:26:52.602 --> 01:26:55.442 Do you love me so much? 01:26:55.522 --> 01:26:59.402 This is the only proof of you being a hunter! 01:27:00.042 --> 01:27:01.882 If you break even this... 01:27:01.962 --> 01:27:03.762 ...please don't 01:27:06.722 --> 01:27:08.162 What happened? 01:27:08.202 --> 01:27:09.521 Did you see 'Thuppaki' (rifle)? 01:27:09.602 --> 01:27:12.842 You mean actor Vijay's film? I saw it and I loved it 01:27:12.922 --> 01:27:15.282 Haven't you watched it as yet? 01:27:15.322 --> 01:27:21.162 If my wife is innocent my daughter is totally naive 01:27:21.202 --> 01:27:22.442 What happened, ma? 01:27:22.482 --> 01:27:24.242 His rifle is missing it seems 01:27:24.482 --> 01:27:28.521 Wonder with whom, where and what trouble my rifle is going through now?! 01:27:31.642 --> 01:27:33.002 I won't leave you 01:27:33.082 --> 01:27:35.042 This is a sixer 01:27:39.042 --> 01:27:42.202 Gone...all gone...I'm done for 01:27:42.242 --> 01:27:44.962 Shall we complain to the police? 01:27:45.042 --> 01:27:47.602 I wish I could knock some sense into you 01:27:47.682 --> 01:27:50.242 They've been pestering me to surrender my rifle 01:27:50.282 --> 01:27:55.322 Now they'll grab my license saying I'm incapable of protecting it 01:27:55.362 --> 01:27:57.322 Now she gets enlightened! 01:27:57.362 --> 01:28:01.482 Oh! Those bike rides with coolers and carrying that rifle in style...! 01:28:01.522 --> 01:28:03.562 No end to his conceit! 01:28:05.802 --> 01:28:09.522 Wonder if the thief is shooting a bison or a wild elephant! 01:28:13.922 --> 01:28:18.922 1-2-3-4-fire!! 01:28:20.482 --> 01:28:21.961 Drink coffee 01:28:22.002 --> 01:28:24.002 Hello...drink coffee 01:28:24.042 --> 01:28:25.962 Forever mooning over that rifle 01:28:26.882 --> 01:28:30.282 What gun timing!! 01:28:30.322 --> 01:28:33.402 Here they come, 'Famous 4' I'll see you later 01:28:33.442 --> 01:28:35.482 Why do you have a towel on your head like this? 01:28:35.522 --> 01:28:36.402 Style! 01:28:36.442 --> 01:28:38.761 Looks good on you, boss Maintain this style 01:28:38.802 --> 01:28:42.042 So many roam around like this in our village 01:28:42.082 --> 01:28:45.362 Has anyone looked so stylish?! 01:28:45.402 --> 01:28:50.561 Looks like you had one hell of a hunt last night 01:28:54.602 --> 01:28:57.842 I can smell venison right up my nostrils!! 01:28:58.242 --> 01:29:02.202 Is cow dung stink same as venison to you? 01:29:02.282 --> 01:29:05.162 My rifle is missing, you numbskulls! 01:29:05.242 --> 01:29:06.762 Are we hearing you right? 01:29:06.802 --> 01:29:10.402 Yes, from yesterday morning I have no clue who flicked it 01:29:10.442 --> 01:29:15.282 We'll find the culprit and make him limbless! 01:29:15.322 --> 01:29:16.681 You don't even know who it is 01:29:16.762 --> 01:29:18.402 Only then you can target the limbs 01:29:18.442 --> 01:29:20.082 Within the next 2 hours... 01:29:20.162 --> 01:29:23.322 ...I'll be back with his name, address and date of birth! 01:29:23.402 --> 01:29:26.282 Let's go 01:29:31.282 --> 01:29:33.761 Give me a tablet for my headache 01:29:35.522 --> 01:29:37.362 Meow! 01:29:38.562 --> 01:29:39.722 Meow! 01:29:43.202 --> 01:29:46.762 Look here! If you mew like a cat, that's it 01:29:46.802 --> 01:29:48.802 Shall I roar like a tiger? 01:29:49.122 --> 01:29:51.242 You can never be reformed! 01:29:51.282 --> 01:29:54.002 If I reform will I become Chief Minister of Dindigul?! 01:29:54.042 --> 01:29:57.442 I believe there's total commotion in your house? 01:29:57.522 --> 01:29:58.962 Nothing of that sort 01:29:59.002 --> 01:30:01.082 Did someone flick your father's rifle? 01:30:01.162 --> 01:30:03.122 Aiyaiyo! You got to know about it too? 01:30:03.162 --> 01:30:05.682 Some thief stole it 01:30:05.722 --> 01:30:08.122 My father is so stressed out 01:30:08.202 --> 01:30:09.442 Naturally he will be 01:30:09.482 --> 01:30:11.002 I hope that thief rots in hell 01:30:11.042 --> 01:30:14.402 He should lose his sanity and beg on the road in front of my eyes 01:30:14.442 --> 01:30:17.721 Don't be too harsh! What if he's someone you like? 01:30:17.802 --> 01:30:21.002 Someone I like? Who can that be? 01:30:21.842 --> 01:30:23.482 Me!! 01:30:25.322 --> 01:30:27.082 Where did he go? He was right here 01:30:27.122 --> 01:30:28.402 This beggar is a pain! 01:30:28.442 --> 01:30:29.641 Hey baby! 01:30:30.602 --> 01:30:35.082 Buy me a drink in case someone gossips about us chatting here 01:30:35.162 --> 01:30:37.482 Cool drink? You better put the rifle back in place 01:30:37.522 --> 01:30:39.322 Otherwise I'll myself tell my father 01:30:39.362 --> 01:30:40.242 Be my guest! 01:30:40.282 --> 01:30:43.202 If he can get men to hit me, won't I retaliate? 01:30:43.242 --> 01:30:44.681 He got men to hit you? Why? 01:30:44.722 --> 01:30:47.402 That's something between me and my father-in-law, you don't- 01:30:47.442 --> 01:30:48.761 Don't get angry, dear 01:30:48.802 --> 01:30:51.162 I'll replace the rifle but 1 condition 01:30:51.202 --> 01:30:52.202 What? 01:30:52.242 --> 01:30:54.842 Shall we rehearse before our wedding? 01:30:54.922 --> 01:30:57.642 What hahn?! You have a 1 track mind! 01:30:57.682 --> 01:31:00.962 I'm the best man at that bloody beggar's wedding 01:31:01.002 --> 01:31:03.402 You must come as the bride's friend 01:31:03.442 --> 01:31:06.042 I can't do all that 01:31:06.122 --> 01:31:09.682 I can't put the rifle back 01:31:10.602 --> 01:31:12.602 I'll think about it 01:31:13.162 --> 01:31:14.601 Me too 01:31:14.762 --> 01:31:16.282 So will I 01:31:16.522 --> 01:31:19.562 Who is this son of a beggar? 01:31:19.602 --> 01:31:20.722 Pest's son 01:31:20.762 --> 01:31:22.442 Did your dad change his nam- 01:31:22.482 --> 01:31:23.841 - Shut up - Why are you here? 01:31:23.882 --> 01:31:27.202 Be glad they let me sleep here in spite of being your friend! 01:31:27.282 --> 01:31:30.882 Ever since he lost his rifle Sivanandi is in a frenzy... 01:31:30.962 --> 01:31:33.002 ...and chasing frenzied dogs! 01:31:33.042 --> 01:31:35.402 To top it all, you are chasing his daughter 01:31:35.482 --> 01:31:36.402 Super...? 01:31:36.442 --> 01:31:38.561 And I don't know where this will end 01:31:38.602 --> 01:31:39.762 Daddy is calling me 01:31:39.842 --> 01:31:41.722 What do you want, daddy? 01:31:41.762 --> 01:31:43.642 Come to the temple, son We've got a huge catch 01:31:43.682 --> 01:31:45.642 If lucky, we can sit and eat without any worries 01:31:45.682 --> 01:31:47.682 As if otherwise we eat kneeling down?! 01:31:47.762 --> 01:31:49.122 Okay, fine 01:31:49.162 --> 01:31:51.482 If I come, I'll be rich, that's all? 01:31:51.962 --> 01:31:53.722 Lord Karuppa...! 01:31:53.762 --> 01:31:55.082 Why are they here? 01:31:55.122 --> 01:31:58.162 - To eat God's offering - Then nothing to worry 01:31:58.922 --> 01:32:00.762 What brings you here? 01:32:00.842 --> 01:32:03.362 Yesterday someone stole our bro's rifle 01:32:03.402 --> 01:32:06.162 We've come to find the culprit and make him limbless 01:32:06.202 --> 01:32:08.402 So we are here to ask our soothsayer for guidance 01:32:08.482 --> 01:32:11.322 If they get caught, they will experience hell on earth! 01:32:14.202 --> 01:32:17.282 Are you and your father planning to betray me for pocket money? 01:32:17.322 --> 01:32:19.042 This won't work I'm leaving right now 01:32:19.122 --> 01:32:21.922 That's the best tell-tale sign to announce your guilt 01:32:21.962 --> 01:32:25.002 If I'm here your father will happily point his finger at me 01:32:25.042 --> 01:32:28.402 My father...? He's a con expert 01:32:28.482 --> 01:32:32.162 After hearing him, they will claim the rifle never got lost 01:32:32.242 --> 01:32:33.042 Is it? 01:32:33.122 --> 01:32:34.002 Promise you 01:32:34.042 --> 01:32:37.762 Lord Karuppa, Savior, Bestower, Benefactor 01:32:38.282 --> 01:32:41.521 In your devotee's house, where not even an ant or fly can enter... 01:32:41.602 --> 01:32:44.482 ...someone has stolen a rifle held dearer than life 01:32:44.522 --> 01:32:47.042 Check and tell me who the culprit is 01:32:47.122 --> 01:32:49.482 2+2=4 Trust for sure 01:32:49.522 --> 01:32:50.882 Travel hassles 01:32:50.922 --> 01:32:55.402 Your rifle is getting hit severely Someone is using it as a stump! 01:32:59.642 --> 01:33:01.602 He is bang on! 01:33:01.762 --> 01:33:04.842 He'll bowl the 1st ball well 01:33:04.922 --> 01:33:06.562 Wait and see 01:33:08.442 --> 01:33:09.761 2+1=3 01:33:09.842 --> 01:33:11.402 My lord says it is impossible 01:33:11.482 --> 01:33:12.362 I told you 01:33:12.402 --> 01:33:14.082 Next ball is off the pitch 01:33:14.162 --> 01:33:17.842 What does impossible mean? What is his final verdict? 01:33:17.882 --> 01:33:19.802 Oh boogeyman! 01:33:19.882 --> 01:33:22.602 He's thinking what to come up with next 01:33:24.402 --> 01:33:26.402 Lord Karuppa is really naughty 01:33:26.482 --> 01:33:28.681 He expects a bribe to point his finger right 01:33:28.722 --> 01:33:29.882 Bribe? 01:33:29.922 --> 01:33:32.402 Not cash Only kind 01:33:32.442 --> 01:33:34.082 What route is this? 01:33:34.122 --> 01:33:35.642 Diwali purchasing 01:33:35.682 --> 01:33:38.082 He'll call everyone to a textile showroom next 01:33:38.122 --> 01:33:41.962 Clothes for Karuppa, saree for His wife Lungi and shirt for the eldest son 01:33:42.002 --> 01:33:43.762 Pant and shirt for the middle son 01:33:43.842 --> 01:33:47.802 For the youngest 7 shorts, 4 vests and 1 pair slippers, size 9 01:33:47.842 --> 01:33:50.922 Okay, we'll oblige but tell us who the thief is 01:33:50.962 --> 01:33:51.922 Of course 01:33:51.962 --> 01:33:53.362 As if he won't tell if he knew 01:33:53.402 --> 01:33:54.841 We are caught now 01:33:54.922 --> 01:33:58.922 Relax...last ball A straight no-ball 01:34:05.402 --> 01:34:08.721 'All the cowries are facing down' 01:34:09.042 --> 01:34:11.842 'How do I handle this now?' 01:34:13.362 --> 01:34:16.402 The thief has a mole in his right hand 01:34:17.162 --> 01:34:19.561 What is it? Why? 01:34:20.842 --> 01:34:23.282 Your father is enterprising 01:34:23.322 --> 01:34:25.882 Let's not leave any stone unturned! 01:34:27.562 --> 01:34:29.242 What happened? 01:34:33.802 --> 01:34:37.842 Just as you said, we'll bring the culprit here in front of your God... 01:34:37.962 --> 01:34:41.602 ...and amputate his limbs as our Holy offering 01:34:41.682 --> 01:34:42.482 Let's go 01:34:42.522 --> 01:34:44.002 We won't spare anyone 01:34:44.042 --> 01:34:46.722 Wonder how you will cope without both your hands! 01:34:46.802 --> 01:34:50.242 Your diwali this year is fire crackers all the way 01:34:51.402 --> 01:34:53.521 Do you have any brains at all? 01:34:53.602 --> 01:34:56.842 If not these scapegoats, won't I get some other sucker?! 01:34:56.882 --> 01:34:58.562 I'll be the next scapegoat soon 01:34:58.642 --> 01:34:59.322 Why? 01:34:59.362 --> 01:35:00.641 You and your big mouth! 01:35:00.722 --> 01:35:05.282 You said the thief has a mole in his right hand...take a look! 01:35:05.322 --> 01:35:06.922 No wonder it was familiar to me 01:35:06.962 --> 01:35:09.162 And I gave it my best shot 01:35:09.242 --> 01:35:10.681 You and your shot! 01:35:10.722 --> 01:35:14.642 Only Lord Karuppa said this? I mean...I said so 01:35:14.722 --> 01:35:17.442 Just see how I make confusion worse confounded! 01:35:17.522 --> 01:35:19.962 Karuppa, be with me 01:35:20.002 --> 01:35:21.322 What will you do? 01:35:21.402 --> 01:35:23.922 Just watch the spin ball your father intends to bowl 01:35:26.242 --> 01:35:28.601 Sivanandi...! 01:35:29.362 --> 01:35:31.882 Even my son has a mole in his right hand 01:35:31.962 --> 01:35:34.962 So don't jump to wrong conclusions! 01:35:35.002 --> 01:35:37.602 - Tell us - Don't hit me 01:35:37.842 --> 01:35:41.362 Then confess 01:35:41.442 --> 01:35:44.681 Don't hit me You look educated 01:35:44.762 --> 01:35:46.042 Where's the rifle? 01:35:46.122 --> 01:35:49.601 - I swear I didn't take, sir - But that's what Karuppan said 01:35:49.642 --> 01:35:51.642 As if Karuppan is a CBI officer! 01:35:51.682 --> 01:35:55.682 That's not God's antics It's my father's tricks 01:35:55.722 --> 01:35:59.522 Which God asks for pant, shirt, shorts, briefs?! 01:35:59.562 --> 01:36:02.562 Given a chance he'll even ask a multi premium vehicle! 01:36:02.602 --> 01:36:04.362 Are you trying to be funny? 01:36:04.402 --> 01:36:07.362 Left to himself, father will beat them all dead 01:36:07.402 --> 01:36:09.561 Let's hunt for the rifle in all the rooms 01:36:09.602 --> 01:36:12.922 I've looked in every nook and corner It's not anywhere here 01:36:12.962 --> 01:36:16.642 You might have overlooked some place, right? 01:36:16.722 --> 01:36:21.242 Your father's stubborn genes firmly implanted in you...as if you'll listen 01:36:21.682 --> 01:36:24.322 You check the kitchen I'll hunt in that room 01:36:24.362 --> 01:36:27.362 Sivanandi sir, tell them not to hit me 01:36:27.442 --> 01:36:30.282 Who is your partner in crime? 01:36:30.362 --> 01:36:33.322 He is the main criminal! 01:36:33.362 --> 01:36:35.442 Who is he? Tell us his name 01:36:35.482 --> 01:36:38.002 But you won't accept my description 01:36:38.042 --> 01:36:38.882 Tell me 01:36:38.922 --> 01:36:42.562 He's short and squat a bear with a moustache 01:36:42.602 --> 01:36:45.562 And pockmarks all over his face 01:36:45.602 --> 01:36:49.402 Bring whoever matches his description and throw him... 01:36:49.442 --> 01:36:51.641 ...at my feet for me to stamp and kill 01:36:51.722 --> 01:36:53.722 Hey! He just described you! 01:36:54.282 --> 01:36:57.882 Beat him up till he is black and blue 01:36:58.162 --> 01:37:00.682 I can't find it here 01:37:00.722 --> 01:37:03.082 Aiyo! Ma, look on the slab 01:37:03.322 --> 01:37:07.322 Slab? She's pin pointing as if she hid it there! 01:37:09.362 --> 01:37:12.322 I found the rifle 01:37:14.522 --> 01:37:16.242 Found it! 01:37:17.642 --> 01:37:20.682 Untie me 01:37:20.722 --> 01:37:23.442 We never tied you up! 01:37:25.322 --> 01:37:26.721 Didn't tie me 01:37:26.762 --> 01:37:28.602 Get lost 01:37:28.882 --> 01:37:32.042 Let me tie my lungi to my waist! 01:37:32.722 --> 01:37:35.442 Dude, did they hit you? 01:37:41.522 --> 01:37:44.042 They really hit you?! 01:37:44.522 --> 01:37:46.562 What's that noise? 01:37:46.602 --> 01:37:48.722 Who is that? 01:37:52.202 --> 01:37:55.122 All said and done, you shouldn't have stolen the rifle, dude 01:37:59.442 --> 01:38:02.002 Thank God! Peace at last 01:38:02.242 --> 01:38:06.521 But...whole of yesterday I searched in the kitchen 01:38:06.562 --> 01:38:08.162 I didn't see it at all 01:38:08.202 --> 01:38:10.002 Will I lie to you? 01:38:10.042 --> 01:38:12.882 I've been hunting for 30 years 01:38:12.962 --> 01:38:16.202 That is its rightful place for 3 generations 01:38:16.282 --> 01:38:17.802 How can it land in the kitchen? 01:38:17.842 --> 01:38:19.682 - True...got a point - Indeed, right question 01:38:19.762 --> 01:38:21.322 1 minute Come here 01:38:21.482 --> 01:38:22.561 What? 01:38:25.002 --> 01:38:27.882 Why can't you come down from your high horse? 01:38:30.282 --> 01:38:32.922 That could also be true 01:38:32.962 --> 01:38:35.722 The rifle never got lost No one stole it 01:38:35.802 --> 01:38:36.922 All of you leave now 01:38:36.962 --> 01:38:40.962 For Pulichathani alias Nagendran's wedding, residing in East street... 01:38:41.002 --> 01:38:46.322 ...please get into the lorry that will be leaving in a few minutes 01:38:46.362 --> 01:38:49.721 Without showing off your glitter and glamor, get inside soon 01:38:49.762 --> 01:38:51.962 Play our favorite songs 01:38:52.442 --> 01:38:55.282 Have you sent the car for the bride? 01:38:55.322 --> 01:38:57.882 It's getting late Let's leave, dude 01:38:59.042 --> 01:39:01.402 Where's my fiancee Lathapandi? 01:39:01.482 --> 01:39:04.482 She isn't coming Her folks refused to send her 01:39:04.802 --> 01:39:06.922 How could she ditch me like this? 01:39:06.962 --> 01:39:09.402 Let's go...why are you hesitating? 01:39:09.442 --> 01:39:12.402 I'm not coming I'm feeling lousy 01:39:12.442 --> 01:39:15.042 I spent 5000 bucks and made a cut-out for you 01:39:15.122 --> 01:39:19.442 I don't want to demean myself and be your best man! 01:39:19.482 --> 01:39:20.601 Get lost 01:39:20.642 --> 01:39:22.122 Get in 01:39:22.162 --> 01:39:23.922 Give a hand for those plantains 01:39:24.002 --> 01:39:26.522 Bosepandi, did they refuse to let you into their car? 01:39:26.642 --> 01:39:29.882 I was myself ignored as if they will call you, get into this lorry 01:39:29.922 --> 01:39:31.202 Hey stale porridge! 01:39:31.242 --> 01:39:32.681 I'll trample your adam's apple! 01:39:32.722 --> 01:39:33.962 Stop brushing against that lady 01:39:34.042 --> 01:39:35.642 She's old enough to be your daughter 01:39:35.682 --> 01:39:36.842 Move inside 01:39:59.802 --> 01:40:01.242 Is there place for me? 01:40:01.282 --> 01:40:04.082 Yes, in my backyard! 01:40:04.122 --> 01:40:07.362 Aiyo! I'm brain dead all of a sudden 01:40:07.922 --> 01:40:09.602 Move aside, bro 01:40:09.682 --> 01:40:11.722 - Sit at the back - Okay 01:40:11.762 --> 01:40:13.442 I'll go back 01:40:14.002 --> 01:40:15.842 Dai...aye! 01:40:17.002 --> 01:40:19.642 I should have gone in that lorry 01:40:20.242 --> 01:40:23.082 Lorry...stop 01:40:29.882 --> 01:40:31.282 Greetings 01:40:31.362 --> 01:40:34.362 Bose...welcome 01:40:34.402 --> 01:40:36.681 I was worried you won't turn up 01:40:36.722 --> 01:40:38.322 I thought I won't 01:40:38.402 --> 01:40:42.002 But after you went on your bended knees asking me to be your best man...! 01:40:42.042 --> 01:40:44.122 Then why be president of VVS?! 01:40:44.162 --> 01:40:48.082 I got someone else in your place when you backed out, so sorry 01:40:48.162 --> 01:40:50.162 Are you serious? Who is he? 01:40:50.202 --> 01:40:52.082 Look right there 01:40:58.922 --> 01:41:00.562 You chose him?! 01:41:04.922 --> 01:41:08.602 Who brought the bug-spray man from our village here? 01:41:14.002 --> 01:41:15.762 I emptied the deodorant! 01:41:16.402 --> 01:41:19.641 Bosepandi, food is being served 01:41:19.722 --> 01:41:21.762 Why don't you do justice to what you came for? 01:41:21.802 --> 01:41:24.962 Later you shouldn't accuse juicy bones are missing, grab my shirt and lament 01:41:25.002 --> 01:41:28.082 Are you forcing me to open the skeletons in your cupboard? 01:41:28.122 --> 01:41:31.002 Do you remember that girl? 01:41:31.442 --> 01:41:32.721 Who is she? 01:41:32.802 --> 01:41:36.282 When you were 5 years old you both got married exchanging milkweed garlands 01:41:36.322 --> 01:41:37.601 Why remind me of that now? 01:41:37.642 --> 01:41:39.602 I was your best man for your 1st marriage 01:41:39.642 --> 01:41:41.242 Will I let go of your 2nd marriage? 01:41:41.282 --> 01:41:43.282 Sshhhh! Okay You do the honors 01:41:43.322 --> 01:41:44.801 Dai! Then what about me? 01:41:44.842 --> 01:41:47.962 "No one can emulate my friend" 01:41:48.042 --> 01:41:49.242 Is this okay? 01:41:49.282 --> 01:41:51.922 Careful...the bridegroom may end up teethless! 01:41:51.962 --> 01:41:53.882 Do you have some oil? 01:41:54.562 --> 01:41:58.442 If I rub this oil on my head I'll end up having coir-hair like him! 01:41:58.482 --> 01:42:01.561 I'll get the best oil in town now 01:42:06.162 --> 01:42:07.922 Wowwww! 01:42:08.602 --> 01:42:11.682 - What do you want? - Everything possible 01:42:11.762 --> 01:42:14.642 Uh...coconut oil 01:42:19.202 --> 01:42:20.521 Thank- 01:42:21.082 --> 01:42:24.482 Apply this, your hair will be satin smooth 01:42:24.562 --> 01:42:27.282 This is the same oil I offered you now! 01:42:27.362 --> 01:42:28.681 Give me a comb 01:42:29.082 --> 01:42:31.882 They don't let me show off my acting skill?! 01:42:31.922 --> 01:42:33.922 Red comb? 01:42:33.962 --> 01:42:38.842 Can you comb your hair properly with this or have a memorable wedding night? 01:42:38.882 --> 01:42:41.722 What nonsense! I'll get the right comb for you 01:42:41.762 --> 01:42:44.282 How can a red comb be linked with my wedding night?! 01:42:44.362 --> 01:42:46.042 Ask someone who uses a comb, dude 01:42:46.082 --> 01:42:48.322 Don't bend this one by combing haphazardly 01:42:48.362 --> 01:42:52.242 This one...okay, thank- 01:42:56.962 --> 01:42:58.722 Who knocked now? 01:42:58.762 --> 01:42:59.962 What? 01:43:00.002 --> 01:43:01.882 Groom wants powder 01:43:01.922 --> 01:43:03.962 He didn't even bring powder?! 01:43:04.002 --> 01:43:06.802 He did but that looks like stale bleaching powder! 01:43:06.842 --> 01:43:11.322 Your powder is so perfumed it is absolutely magnetizing! 01:43:13.202 --> 01:43:16.442 I've given all that I have 01:43:16.482 --> 01:43:19.681 Don't come knocking again with more silly excuses! 01:43:22.322 --> 01:43:23.561 Fix this pin 01:43:23.602 --> 01:43:26.762 Aiyo! I gave you all that we had 01:43:26.802 --> 01:43:27.842 Now what? 01:43:27.922 --> 01:43:31.162 I came to return what you gave and you are losing your temper 01:43:32.002 --> 01:43:33.442 Hold 01:43:35.322 --> 01:43:37.082 Is the bride ready? 01:43:37.122 --> 01:43:39.601 Bride has been ready for past 3 months! 01:43:39.642 --> 01:43:42.802 Groom has also been waiting for 6 months! 01:43:43.522 --> 01:43:46.122 You want to slam this door on my face, right? 01:43:46.162 --> 01:43:48.242 I'll do so myself Thank you 01:43:56.282 --> 01:44:07.402 "She gives sly glances and gestures But she never agrees" 01:44:07.842 --> 01:44:19.362 "She gives sly glances and gestures But she never agrees" 01:44:20.042 --> 01:44:25.282 Why are you ogling at me? Wipe bride's face 01:44:26.882 --> 01:44:30.282 "Her untold words..." 01:44:30.362 --> 01:44:32.962 Why are you gaping? Click a good snap 01:44:33.042 --> 01:44:34.562 Smile 1 last time, dude 01:44:34.602 --> 01:44:37.242 "She sulks sometimes..." 01:44:37.322 --> 01:44:39.042 Ask the photographer to come in front 01:44:39.082 --> 01:44:40.482 They'll eat and disappear 01:44:40.522 --> 01:44:43.482 This photo is your only lifelong unfading memory! 01:44:44.322 --> 01:44:45.922 Start music 01:45:00.762 --> 01:45:05.162 More than the wedding couple, their friends look more compatible... 01:45:05.202 --> 01:45:08.482 ...like popular actor Suriya and his pretty wife Jothika 01:45:10.162 --> 01:45:12.922 - Ahaahaha...! - Scoot from here 01:45:13.002 --> 01:45:15.202 It's okay, finish what you intended saying 01:45:15.242 --> 01:45:17.762 I did as per your order Now pay me as promised 01:45:18.602 --> 01:45:21.562 Why are you counting as if it is your money?! 01:45:21.842 --> 01:45:22.842 For me 01:45:22.882 --> 01:45:24.522 Disappear before I deface you 01:45:24.562 --> 01:45:28.082 She was to compare us with Ultimate star Ajith and Shalini and she embarrasses me! 01:45:28.122 --> 01:45:29.802 What kind of a pose is this? 01:45:29.842 --> 01:45:32.522 Are you taking a passport snap or what? 01:45:32.562 --> 01:45:34.722 Put your hand on her shoulder in style like- 01:45:34.802 --> 01:45:36.282 I wish I could demonstrate 01:45:36.322 --> 01:45:37.641 - Come here - What a glare?! 01:45:37.682 --> 01:45:39.362 Enough...can't stand it 01:45:39.442 --> 01:45:41.761 Enough? Even for you, sis? 01:45:41.802 --> 01:45:44.922 Okay, photographer Now it is our turn! 01:45:46.562 --> 01:45:49.682 How long do I keep following you? 01:45:49.722 --> 01:45:51.562 You must decide within the next 2 days 01:45:51.602 --> 01:45:52.642 If I don't? 01:45:52.722 --> 01:45:53.922 Take 3 days then! 01:45:54.002 --> 01:45:56.562 Lathapandi, let's eat 01:45:57.242 --> 01:45:59.482 My mother-in-law is calling 01:45:59.562 --> 01:46:02.802 If square of a+b=c, then- 01:46:02.842 --> 01:46:06.202 Why are you a plumber at your friend's wedding? 01:46:06.242 --> 01:46:07.202 Plumber? 01:46:07.242 --> 01:46:09.521 Instead of helping me get hooked on to Latha... 01:46:09.562 --> 01:46:11.202 ...you are loitering here like a lunatic 01:46:11.242 --> 01:46:13.802 You were busy running to and fro with comb, soap etc 01:46:13.842 --> 01:46:15.362 Did it work out? 01:46:15.762 --> 01:46:17.282 It did...not 01:46:17.322 --> 01:46:20.202 How will it? You need 'busy-cal' touch 01:46:20.282 --> 01:46:22.761 - Physical touch? - I'll show you how 01:46:23.962 --> 01:46:26.962 Watch your step This is a critical area 01:46:27.002 --> 01:46:29.282 They have started serving food 01:46:29.322 --> 01:46:30.482 Your girl is- 01:46:30.522 --> 01:46:32.082 ...eating up there 01:46:32.162 --> 01:46:33.282 When she finishes eating- 01:46:33.322 --> 01:46:34.801 ...she'll come here to wash her hands 01:46:34.882 --> 01:46:37.242 I'm the planning engineer Allow me to plan! 01:46:37.322 --> 01:46:39.521 - Everything has a 'posiser'! - Oh! Procedure! 01:46:39.562 --> 01:46:41.162 When she comes, what you need to do is- 01:46:41.202 --> 01:46:43.362 She'll touch the tap There will be a gush of water 01:46:43.402 --> 01:46:46.242 She'll trip and fall I will hold her 01:46:46.282 --> 01:46:47.601 She's on her way down 01:46:47.682 --> 01:46:49.842 Watch my 'water-play' ability! 01:46:58.842 --> 01:47:00.122 Hey! Huge tub! 01:47:00.162 --> 01:47:03.042 - Water in the tub to wash - How kiddish! 01:47:09.602 --> 01:47:11.682 Aiyo! Just miss 01:47:15.242 --> 01:47:21.802 Oh sweetie-pie...! Look who is here? 01:47:22.642 --> 01:47:24.722 It has stopped raining?! 01:47:26.362 --> 01:47:28.442 What a tragedy of errors! 01:47:29.562 --> 01:47:32.562 She's feeling shy!! 01:47:39.642 --> 01:47:43.002 If you blush once more I'll bleach your face! 01:47:46.242 --> 01:47:47.721 Back stabber! 01:47:47.762 --> 01:47:49.202 You said you were planning for me 01:47:49.242 --> 01:47:50.521 And you are playing! 01:47:50.562 --> 01:47:52.202 Don't demean my true love 01:47:52.242 --> 01:47:53.322 Love...? 01:47:53.362 --> 01:47:55.122 If you keep looking it is called love 01:47:55.162 --> 01:47:57.242 But if we hug it is a game to you? 01:47:57.282 --> 01:47:58.802 What is this? 01:47:58.842 --> 01:48:00.762 You claimed you were planning for me 01:48:00.802 --> 01:48:02.362 And you hogged it all 01:48:02.442 --> 01:48:05.601 Whom did you plan this for? 01:48:05.722 --> 01:48:10.082 I planned for you He willed it for me! 01:48:10.202 --> 01:48:11.641 He...God? 01:48:12.442 --> 01:48:15.601 He's also planning another 'physical touch' dude 01:48:15.682 --> 01:48:17.762 When, where and how? 01:48:17.802 --> 01:48:19.562 Now, here and I'll show- 01:48:19.642 --> 01:48:25.922 You look awesome in your banner with your smuggler moustache! 01:48:28.122 --> 01:48:30.962 Our boys are excelling in graphics 01:48:31.002 --> 01:48:34.482 I'm like a photocopy of Veerappan the sandalwood smuggler 01:48:35.362 --> 01:48:37.922 You being his look-alike is not important 01:48:38.002 --> 01:48:39.762 Did you see the rifle he is holding? 01:48:39.802 --> 01:48:40.762 So what? 01:48:40.802 --> 01:48:43.122 Sivanandi's rifle 01:48:43.162 --> 01:48:45.402 If only he gets to see this... 01:48:45.482 --> 01:48:48.042 ...you'll be crucified from toe to top of your head! 01:48:48.082 --> 01:48:49.042 Don't panic 01:48:49.082 --> 01:48:50.842 Sivanandi is not attending this wedding 01:48:52.722 --> 01:48:57.602 To me all those who alight from Xylo cars look like Sivanandi 01:49:00.562 --> 01:49:03.882 Sivanandi himself! Let's run and hide 01:49:12.242 --> 01:49:13.482 Welcome 01:49:13.522 --> 01:49:15.882 Why are you so late? 01:49:15.922 --> 01:49:18.282 I had to attend 4 other weddings 01:49:18.322 --> 01:49:20.601 That's why I sent my wife and daughter ahead of me 01:49:20.642 --> 01:49:22.602 Please come in 01:49:27.162 --> 01:49:28.802 Look at his temerity 01:49:28.882 --> 01:49:30.802 Not only does he steal your rifle... 01:49:30.842 --> 01:49:32.962 ...he even poses with it on a huge flex board! 01:49:33.002 --> 01:49:38.002 Don't treat them with kids' gloves 01:49:38.322 --> 01:49:43.601 When I told you, you zipped my lips 01:49:43.682 --> 01:49:46.682 - Look at that - Make your move, boss 01:49:46.722 --> 01:49:49.722 Or else they'll make us look like sissies! 01:49:51.042 --> 01:49:55.322 Didn't you say someone from Chakkapatti wanted to 'see' Latha as bride 01:49:55.362 --> 01:49:56.721 Ask them to come immediately 01:49:56.762 --> 01:50:01.562 Call the people from Pappapatti who wanted to discuss something important 01:50:01.602 --> 01:50:03.202 Oops! I forgot 01:50:03.242 --> 01:50:07.122 Arrange for a car, we must go to Kerala day after tomorrow 01:50:07.202 --> 01:50:09.922 You are saying something totally unconnected 01:50:10.962 --> 01:50:13.482 The rifle issue is a closed chapter 01:50:13.642 --> 01:50:16.722 We have more important matter to attend to 01:50:18.282 --> 01:50:23.402 No one can change destiny if he is gifted to die by my hands!! 01:50:25.202 --> 01:50:38.762 "She gives sly glances and gestures But she never agrees" 01:50:39.122 --> 01:50:47.882 "Her untold words..." 01:50:51.602 --> 01:50:53.962 Lathapandi, come here 01:50:55.442 --> 01:50:56.362 What, ma? 01:50:56.402 --> 01:50:58.681 Did you and Bosepandi take a photo together? 01:50:59.482 --> 01:51:01.002 Bose pandi...? 01:51:01.082 --> 01:51:02.722 Don't think you can fool me! 01:51:02.762 --> 01:51:05.682 A mother can never be fooled I know what happened 01:51:05.762 --> 01:51:07.402 I can't stand the sight of him 01:51:07.482 --> 01:51:09.442 The way he talks, looks, walks...! 01:51:09.482 --> 01:51:10.641 He isn't right for you 01:51:10.682 --> 01:51:12.202 Our thoughts don't count one bit 01:51:12.242 --> 01:51:14.042 What your father says is gospel in this house 01:51:14.082 --> 01:51:15.922 Forget everything and move on 01:51:22.562 --> 01:51:24.682 Dude, move aside 01:51:25.642 --> 01:51:27.442 Bro...1 tea 01:51:30.722 --> 01:51:32.482 Has he left? 01:51:33.402 --> 01:51:34.881 Is this place for sale? 01:51:34.922 --> 01:51:36.882 Why...won't your bottom settle down there?! 01:51:36.922 --> 01:51:38.322 I need to discuss something...move 01:51:38.362 --> 01:51:39.482 Me too 01:51:39.562 --> 01:51:41.362 What's news? 01:51:41.442 --> 01:51:43.162 It's a week since I saw my girl 01:51:43.202 --> 01:51:44.561 That's kid's stuff 01:51:44.602 --> 01:51:46.922 I have something more important to share 01:51:47.002 --> 01:51:50.242 My girl...has accepted me 01:51:50.722 --> 01:51:51.962 Super! 01:51:52.082 --> 01:51:53.561 When is the wedding? 01:51:53.602 --> 01:51:54.762 Very soon 01:51:54.802 --> 01:51:56.842 Only hassle there's a legal hitch 01:51:56.922 --> 01:51:57.762 Legal hitch? 01:51:57.842 --> 01:51:59.482 My darling 'silk' of Silukkuvarpatti! 01:51:59.562 --> 01:52:01.842 Everyone is making fun of me, you know 01:52:01.882 --> 01:52:03.762 How dare they make fun of you! 01:52:03.882 --> 01:52:05.922 I'll kill them all! 01:52:05.962 --> 01:52:08.202 'You're in love only with the secretary of VVS' 01:52:08.242 --> 01:52:10.042 'He's not the president' 01:52:10.082 --> 01:52:10.802 So...? 01:52:10.842 --> 01:52:12.362 I should become the president 01:52:12.442 --> 01:52:15.761 Only till I get married 01:52:15.802 --> 01:52:18.962 After my wedding night you can re-claim your title!