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Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (YGOTAS) Episode 10 - Both Of You, Duel Like You Want To Win

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    Who keeps throwing these cards at me?
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    It's not funny, you know. Stop it.
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    No! My harpies! I can't believe I lost!
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    Maybe next time you'll put more than three monsters in your deck.
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    I'll be taking your star chips now.
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    Super-special-awesome rescue!
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    We heard screaming. Is everyone okay?
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    I lost another duel.
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    You were screaming because of that?
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    What are you, five years old?
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    It was very distressing.
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    We were tryin' to sleep!
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    Honestly, this is exactly why I hate blond people.
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    Calm down, Joey, you bloody Yank.
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    She was my easiest victim yet.
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    Her huge breasts were no match for my enormous chin.
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    Don't worry, Mai, since I'm the main character,
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    it'll be a cinch for me to win back your star chips.
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    Time to recycle my sexy transformation sequence.
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    ["Shaft" theme]
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    It's time to duel, sucker! Can you dig it?
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    That Yugi's one bad mother--
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    Shut your mouth!
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    I'm just talkin' about Yugi!
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    Then we can dig it!
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    ["Cruel Angel's Thesis" - Neon Genesis Evangelion OP]
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    It looks like it's my lucky day, Yugi.
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    Pegasus has offered a vast reward to anyone who can
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    eliminate you from the tournament.
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    Yeah, maybe you can use the money to buy yourself
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    a voice that doesn't frighten small children.
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    I'll teach you to make fun of me!
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    Hey, these things must come in handy.
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    ["Disco Inferno"]
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    Yugi's in big trouble!
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    I agree with Mai's boobs!
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    This is the worst vacation ever.
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    Hahaha, it's so much fun being a bully!
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    You know something, chin face,
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    you look like the illegitimate offspring of Jay Leno and Tim Curry.
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    With the Castle of Dark Illusions on my side of the field,
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    my monsters will be hidden from sight,
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    making things much easier to animate.
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    I cast Magic Missile at the darkness,
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    revealing your side of the field.
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    I say, that was a superb strategical move at a critical juncture.
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    Who the hell said you could hang out with us?
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    Thrill as I set all my monsters in Defense Mode.
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    Stalemates are very exciting.
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    Geez, this is a really lousy episode.
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    It reminds me of our spinoff show, Yu-Gi-Oh! DMX.
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    ["X Gon' Give It to Ya"]
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    Honestly, who would want to watch a cartoon
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    about a bunch of rap artists playing card games?
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    Hey, I liked that show!
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    Touch me again, Tristan, and you're goin' home in a body bag.
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    With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion towards your castle,
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    shattering its flotation ring and thereby causing it
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    to collapse on top of your monsters.
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    This card game is a load of bollocks!
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    If I can't beat you, Yugi, then I'll kill you instead!
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    ["Ring of Fire"]
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    Why aren't you dead?
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    As I explained earlier, I'm the main character.
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    You, however, can just go right ahead and die.
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    MIND CRUSH!
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    Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people brains with magical powers is A-OK.
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    Could I have my star chips back now?
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    Only if you beg me. Come on, get on your knees.
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    You're kidding, right?
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    Did I stutter or something? Bark like a dog, woman!
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    ["Fly Me to the Moon" (Evangelion End Titles)]
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    ["Maniac"]
Title:
Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (YGOTAS) Episode 10 - Both Of You, Duel Like You Want To Win
Description:

Unlike Episode 9, this one actually IS the worst episode ever.

How I loathe it.

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:14

English subtitles

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