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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who keeps throwing these cards at me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.54,0:00:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not funny, you know. Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.15,0:00:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! My harpies! I can't believe I lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.63,0:00:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe next time you'll put more than three monsters in your deck.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.60,0:00:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be taking your star chips now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.02,0:00:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Super-special-awesome rescue!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.11,0:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We heard screaming. Is everyone okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I lost another duel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.10,0:00:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were screaming because of that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.11,0:00:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you, five years old?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.84,0:00:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was very distressing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.88,0:00:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were tryin' to sleep!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.65,0:00:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, this is exactly why I hate blond people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.71,0:00:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down, Joey, you bloody Yank.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.94,0:00:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was my easiest victim yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.52,0:00:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her huge breasts were no match for my enormous chin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.07,0:00:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Mai, since I'm the main character,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.61,0:00:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it'll be a cinch for me to win back your star chips.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.73,0:00:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to recycle my sexy transformation sequence.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.75,0:00:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Shaft" theme]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.53,0:01:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to duel, sucker! Can you dig it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.14,0:01:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That Yugi's one bad mother--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.31,0:01:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut your mouth!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.46,0:01:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just talkin' about Yugi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.07,0:01:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we can dig it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.55,0:01:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Cruel Angel's Thesis" - Neon Genesis Evangelion OP]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.69,0:01:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like it's my lucky day, Yugi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.95,0:01:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pegasus has offered a vast reward to anyone who can
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.13,0:01:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eliminate you from the tournament.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.10,0:01:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, maybe you can use the money to buy yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.41,0:01:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a voice that doesn't frighten small children.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.83,0:01:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll teach you to make fun of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.15,0:01:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, these things must come in handy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.41,0:01:55.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Disco Inferno"]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.21,0:01:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yugi's in big trouble!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.14,0:01:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I agree with Mai's boobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.24,0:02:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the worst vacation ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.59,0:02:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hahaha, it's so much fun being a bully!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.98,0:02:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know something, chin face,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.79,0:02:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look like the illegitimate offspring of Jay Leno and Tim Curry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.43,0:02:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the Castle of Dark Illusions on my side of the field,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.03,0:02:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my monsters will be hidden from sight,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.64,0:02:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making things much easier to animate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.26,0:02:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cast Magic Missile at the darkness,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.89,0:02:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,revealing your side of the field.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.20,0:02:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say, that was a superb strategical move at a critical juncture.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.09,0:02:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the hell said you could hang out with us?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.52,0:02:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thrill as I set all my monsters in Defense Mode.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.01,0:02:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stalemates are very exciting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.42,0:02:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Geez, this is a really lousy episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.26,0:02:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It reminds me of our spinoff show, Yu-Gi-Oh! DMX.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.82,0:02:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["X Gon' Give It to Ya"]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.28,0:02:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, who would want to watch a cartoon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.20,0:02:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about a bunch of rap artists playing card games?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.64,0:03:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I liked that show!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.34,0:03:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Touch me again, Tristan, and you're goin' home in a body bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.56,0:03:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion towards your castle,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.50,0:03:11.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shattering its flotation ring and thereby causing it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.32,0:03:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to collapse on top of your monsters.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.36,0:03:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This card game is a load of bollocks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.53,0:03:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I can't beat you, Yugi, then I'll kill you instead!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.49,0:03:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Ring of Fire"]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.24,0:03:29.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why aren't you dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.57,0:03:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I explained earlier, I'm the main character.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.97,0:03:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, however, can just go right ahead and die.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.47,0:03:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MIND CRUSH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.64,0:03:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people brains with magical powers is A-OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.68,0:03:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I have my star chips back now?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.01,0:03:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only if you beg me. Come on, get on your knees.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.98,0:03:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're kidding, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.52,0:03:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I stutter or something? Bark like a dog, woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.86,0:04:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Fly Me to the Moon" (Evangelion End Titles)]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.02,0:04:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Maniac"]