Who keeps throwing these cards at me?
It's not funny, you know. Stop it.
No! My harpies! I can't believe I lost!
Maybe next time you'll put more than three monsters in your deck.
I'll be taking your star chips now.
Super-special-awesome rescue!
We heard screaming. Is everyone okay?
I lost another duel.
You were screaming because of that?
What are you, five years old?
It was very distressing.
We were tryin' to sleep!
Honestly, this is exactly why I hate blond people.
Calm down, Joey, you bloody Yank.
She was my easiest victim yet.
Her huge breasts were no match for my enormous chin.
Don't worry, Mai, since I'm the main character,
it'll be a cinch for me to win back your star chips.
Time to recycle my sexy transformation sequence.
["Shaft" theme]
It's time to duel, sucker! Can you dig it?
That Yugi's one bad mother--
Shut your mouth!
I'm just talkin' about Yugi!
Then we can dig it!
["Cruel Angel's Thesis" - Neon Genesis Evangelion OP]
It looks like it's my lucky day, Yugi.
Pegasus has offered a vast reward to anyone who can
eliminate you from the tournament.
Yeah, maybe you can use the money to buy yourself
a voice that doesn't frighten small children.
I'll teach you to make fun of me!
Hey, these things must come in handy.
["Disco Inferno"]
Yugi's in big trouble!
I agree with Mai's boobs!
This is the worst vacation ever.
Hahaha, it's so much fun being a bully!
You know something, chin face,
you look like the illegitimate offspring of Jay Leno and Tim Curry.
With the Castle of Dark Illusions on my side of the field,
my monsters will be hidden from sight,
making things much easier to animate.
I cast Magic Missile at the darkness,
revealing your side of the field.
I say, that was a superb strategical move at a critical juncture.
Who the hell said you could hang out with us?
Thrill as I set all my monsters in Defense Mode.
Stalemates are very exciting.
Geez, this is a really lousy episode.
It reminds me of our spinoff show, Yu-Gi-Oh! DMX.
["X Gon' Give It to Ya"]
Honestly, who would want to watch a cartoon
about a bunch of rap artists playing card games?
Hey, I liked that show!
Touch me again, Tristan, and you're goin' home in a body bag.
With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion towards your castle,
shattering its flotation ring and thereby causing it
to collapse on top of your monsters.
This card game is a load of bollocks!
If I can't beat you, Yugi, then I'll kill you instead!
["Ring of Fire"]
Why aren't you dead?
As I explained earlier, I'm the main character.
You, however, can just go right ahead and die.
MIND CRUSH!
Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people brains with magical powers is A-OK.
Could I have my star chips back now?
Only if you beg me. Come on, get on your knees.
You're kidding, right?
Did I stutter or something? Bark like a dog, woman!
["Fly Me to the Moon" (Evangelion End Titles)]
["Maniac"]