REAL WATCH DOGS HACKS! (w/ Rob Dyrdek)

(Anthony) Your phone can hack?

Mine can only take dick pics. (snaps camera)

(Ian) SHUT UP!

Oh my god, dude, it's Rob Dyrdek!

- Dude, just play it cool, alright?
- Alright, we got this.

- We're super cool.
- Yeah.

- Hey, love you!
- Love you!

The flip kick is...

(tires screeching)

Here. Take this.

Oh my nipples!

(tires screeching)

(Derek) Stop light hack? What?

Oh dear god! A red light!

- (gasping)
- (tires screeching)

Ah! Owie!

HEY!

They got Ian's phone!

What?

Let's get him!

Let's go. Let's go.

- What?!
- (Derek) Let's go!

- And how are we involved in this?
- You're involved. Let's go!

- (tires screeching)
- (Derek) Let's go!

We're gonna get him.

AAAAAAH!

(tires screeching)

Okay, okay, look.

We're gonna have to put together
a seriously bad-ass team

if we're gonna get away from these bad guys.

Alright, Ian, what do you got?

Um, I can eat two bowls of spaghetti at once.

Okay, Anthony, what do you got?

Uh, I can knit a really fashionable scarf.

Okay, stereotypical buff action hero guy,
what do you got?

I'm the most dangerous man in the world!

And I have these.

- Umm, I'll take Anthony--
- Yes!

(Derek) And...

- And Ian.
- Yeah!

Let's go. Let's go.

What?! No fair.

(sobbing)

Okay, look, we get to my Fantasy Factory

and we'll be all good.

- (tires screeching)
- Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

I don't know they just disappeared
from our sights like that.

Those guys are the best hiders
I've never not seen.

Okay, okay, look.

I need you both to run out
into traffic right now.

- What?!
- Why?

What do you mean, "Why?".

What do bad guys love to do
more than anything else.?

Spray tans?

They love spray tans, but more than that

they love to run people over, man.

- Dude, but what if I chaff my nipples--
- No, just go.

- Alright.
- Okay, I'll sacrifice myself for you.

Okay, you're not even sac--what?

Hey, bad guys!

There they are!

Come run us over or somethin' like that!

I'm gonna run them over or somethin' like that!

Alright, here we go. Stoplight hack.

- (tires screeching)
- AH! Ow!

- Dude, just run the light!
- I can't get another ticket.

My mom will kill me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Green!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Red!

- (tires screeching)
- (yelling)

OOOH, whooo.

Green.

Red.

Green. Red.

Green. Red.

Green. Red.

Okay, guys, guys. Come on, come on, come on.

(moronic giggling)

Okay, screw this! Screw the van.

Come on guys, let's go!

Uh, okay! Well, this is a loading zone.

So I'm gonna go find a real place to park.

Oh, come on.

I knew I should've picked the stereotypical
buff action hero guy.

Freeze!

Now give us the phone

and Bad Guy #3 here won't have to kill you.

No, I'll still totally kill you, but...

give us the phone anyway.

- (phone buzzing)
- Uh, just a second.

Give me just a second.
It's probably my wife.

She gets really lonely when I'm working.

Just a second.

Hey honey! I'm cheating
on you with Bad Guy #3.

You're sleeping with my wife?!

Damn, your wife must straight up hate your ass!

Yeah, I mean, that would suck if everyone
were to know about it.

- Right, Rob?
- Uh, yes, it would.

[I slept with Bad Guy #2's wife!
(She straight-up hates his ass!)]

- Ooooh!
- Ugh!

[inaudible]

Bad guy #4, oh he's kicking some ass.

Bad Guy #1 is parking.

Why don't you park
the goddamn van, Bad Guy #2?

(Derek) We made it. The Fantasy Factory.

- We are safe. Officially.
- Oh.

(maniacal laughter)

Ya'll havin' a good time?

I'm not.

Give me the damn phone.

[Cannon hack.]

[Tennis Ball Cannon]

OW! Oh...oh...

You hit me in the balls.

That is in direct violation of the Bro Code!

(whimpering)

Do you have any basketballs here?

Is this how you properly grip balls?

Okay, you can grip your balls
however you feel comfortable.

It's up to you. Yeah, it's up to you.

Hey, guys?

I finally found a place to park,
but it's 15 minutes parking

so we gotta hurry!

Hey!

Give me the phone.

Oh god! Guys, he's got a--

Rubber band?!

I left my gun in the car. Whatever.

It's still gonna sting hecka bad.

Rob, do something!

I don't him to shoot my nipples.

Yeah, his nipples are super sensitive. Look!

They're already chafing.

I got this covered.

[Rocket Bike]

Rocket launch engaged.

Oh crap! I should probably move out of the way

'cause this bike looks like it's gonna hit me!

[Target Acquired]

Whoaaa!

(screaming)

That was AWESOME!

I dunno, I feel kinda bad.

I mean, that could really hurt.

What's the worst that could happen?

It's made out of foam.

Well, he was gonna shoot
you with a rubber band.

That's true. He deserved it.

So...what now?

Obviously, epic high five!

Let's do this!

Uh...guys?

Can I join it?

Get on in here, big guy!

Awesome!

Let's do this.

YEEAH!

[Blackout Hack]

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

- Oh, whoa!
- What, is that all you got?!

Is that all you got? Come on!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Hey guys, it was so much fun
hanging out with Rob.

I mean, we got to do all this crazy stuff

like jump in this foam pit.

And there's a whole bunch of more bloopers,

so if you wanna see that,
click the video on the left.

(screaming)

Oh, I can't feel my ass!

And if you guys haven't already,
make sure you check out Smosh Games.

We've been putting out a whole bunch
of awesome new stuff like this:

And why am I going so much
slower than everybody?

- 'Cause you're fat.
- Oh wow.

I'm Toad!

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