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(Anthony) Your phone can hack?

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Mine can only take dick pics. (snaps camera)

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(Ian) SHUT UP!

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Oh my god, dude, it's Rob Dyrdek!

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- Dude, just play it cool, alright?[br]- Alright, we got this.

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- We're super cool.[br]- Yeah.

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- Hey, love you![br]- Love you!

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The flip kick is...

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(tires screeching)

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Here. Take this.

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Oh my nipples!

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(tires screeching)

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(Derek) Stop light hack? What?

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Oh dear god! A red light!

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- (gasping)[br]- (tires screeching)

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Ah! Owie!

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HEY!

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They got Ian's phone!

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What?

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Let's get him!

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Let's go. Let's go.

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- What?![br]- (Derek) Let's go!

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- And how are we involved in this?[br]- You're involved. Let's go!

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- (tires screeching)[br]- (Derek) Let's go!

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We're gonna get him.

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AAAAAAH!

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(tires screeching)

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Okay, okay, look.

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We're gonna have to put together[br]a seriously bad-ass team

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if we're gonna get away from these bad guys.

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Alright, Ian, what do you got?

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Um, I can eat two bowls of spaghetti at once.

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Okay, Anthony, what do you got?

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Uh, I can knit a really fashionable scarf.

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Okay, stereotypical buff action hero guy,[br]what do you got?

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I'm the most dangerous man in the world!

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And I have these.

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- Umm, I'll take Anthony--[br]- Yes!

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(Derek) And...

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- And Ian.[br]- Yeah!

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Let's go. Let's go.

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What?! No fair.

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(sobbing)

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Okay, look, we get to my Fantasy Factory

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and we'll be all good.

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- (tires screeching)[br]- Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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I don't know they just disappeared[br]from our sights like that.

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Those guys are the best hiders [br]I've never not seen.

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Okay, okay, look.

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I need you both to run out [br]into traffic right now.

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- What?![br]- Why?

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What do you mean, "Why?".

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What do bad guys love to do [br]more than anything else.?

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Spray tans?

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They love spray tans, but more than that

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they love to run people over, man.

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- Dude, but what if I chaff my nipples--[br]- No, just go.

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- Alright.[br]- Okay, I'll sacrifice myself for you.

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Okay, you're not even sac--what?

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Hey, bad guys!

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There they are!

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Come run us over or somethin' like that!

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I'm gonna run them over or somethin' like that!

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Alright, here we go. Stoplight hack.

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- (tires screeching)[br]- AH! Ow!

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- Dude, just run the light![br]- I can't get another ticket.

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My mom will kill me.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Green!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Red!

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- (tires screeching)[br]- (yelling)

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OOOH, whooo.

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Green.

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Red.

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Green. Red.

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Green. Red.

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Green. Red.

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Okay, guys, guys. Come on, come on, come on.

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(moronic giggling)

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Okay, screw this! Screw the van.

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Come on guys, let's go!

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Uh, okay! Well, this is a loading zone.

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So I'm gonna go find a real place to park.

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Oh, come on.

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I knew I should've picked the stereotypical[br]buff action hero guy.

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Freeze!

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Now give us the phone

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and Bad Guy #3 here won't have to kill you.

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No, I'll still totally kill you, but...

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give us the phone anyway.

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- (phone buzzing)[br]- Uh, just a second.

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Give me just a second. [br]It's probably my wife.

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She gets really lonely when I'm working.

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Just a second.

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Hey honey! I'm cheating [br]on you with Bad Guy #3.

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You're sleeping with my wife?!

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Damn, your wife must straight up hate your ass!

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Yeah, I mean, that would suck if everyone [br]were to know about it.

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- Right, Rob?[br]- Uh, yes, it would.

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[I slept with Bad Guy #2's wife![br](She straight-up hates his ass!)]

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- Ooooh![br]- Ugh!

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[inaudible]

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Bad guy #4, oh he's kicking some ass.

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Bad Guy #1 is parking.

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Why don't you park [br]the goddamn van, Bad Guy #2?

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(Derek) We made it. The Fantasy Factory.

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- We are safe. Officially.[br]- Oh.

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(maniacal laughter)

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Ya'll havin' a good time?

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I'm not.

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Give me the damn phone.

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[Cannon hack.]

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[Tennis Ball Cannon]

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OW! Oh...oh...

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You hit me in the balls.

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That is in direct violation of the Bro Code!

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(whimpering)

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Do you have any basketballs here?

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Is this how you properly grip balls?

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Okay, you can grip your balls [br]however you feel comfortable.

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It's up to you. Yeah, it's up to you.

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Hey, guys?

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I finally found a place to park, [br]but it's 15 minutes parking

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so we gotta hurry!

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Hey!

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Give me the phone.

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Oh god! Guys, he's got a--

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Rubber band?!

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I left my gun in the car. Whatever.

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It's still gonna sting hecka bad.

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Rob, do something!

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I don't him to shoot my nipples.

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Yeah, his nipples are super sensitive. Look!

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They're already chafing.

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I got this covered.

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[Rocket Bike]

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<i>Rocket launch engaged.</i>

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Oh crap! I should probably move out of the way

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'cause this bike looks like it's gonna hit me!

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[Target Acquired]

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Whoaaa!

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(screaming)

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That was AWESOME!

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I dunno, I feel kinda bad.

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I mean, that could really hurt.

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What's the worst that could happen?

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It's made out of foam.

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Well, he was gonna shoot [br]you with a rubber band.

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That's true. He deserved it.

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So...what now?

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Obviously, epic high five!

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Let's do this!

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Uh...guys?

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Can I join it?

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Get on in here, big guy!

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Awesome!

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Let's do this.

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YEEAH!

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[Blackout Hack]

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Ooh-hoo-hoo!

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- Oh, whoa![br]- What, is that all you got?!

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Is that all you got? Come on!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Hey guys, it was so much fun [br]hanging out with Rob.

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I mean, we got to do all this crazy stuff

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like jump in this foam pit.

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And there's a whole bunch of more bloopers,

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so if you wanna see that, [br]click the video on the left.

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(screaming)

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Oh, I can't feel my ass!

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- 'Cause you're fat.[br]- Oh wow.

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