WEBVTT 00:00:00.566 --> 00:00:01.853 (Anthony) Your phone can hack? 00:00:02.097 --> 00:00:04.068 Mine can only take dick pics. (snaps camera) 00:00:04.146 --> 00:00:05.382 (Ian) SHUT UP! 00:00:06.798 --> 00:00:08.238 Oh my god, dude, it's Rob Dyrdek! 00:00:09.561 --> 00:00:11.617 - Dude, just play it cool, alright? - Alright, we got this. 00:00:11.617 --> 00:00:12.619 - We're super cool. - Yeah. 00:00:12.619 --> 00:00:14.012 - Hey, love you! - Love you! 00:00:14.012 --> 00:00:15.808 The flip kick is... 00:00:16.638 --> 00:00:18.750 (tires screeching) 00:00:19.780 --> 00:00:21.183 Here. Take this. 00:00:22.718 --> 00:00:24.070 Oh my nipples! 00:00:24.074 --> 00:00:25.609 (tires screeching) 00:00:27.003 --> 00:00:28.703 (Derek) Stop light hack? What? 00:00:34.197 --> 00:00:35.894 Oh dear god! A red light! 00:00:35.921 --> 00:00:37.602 - (gasping) - (tires screeching) 00:00:37.602 --> 00:00:39.778 Ah! Owie! 00:00:40.398 --> 00:00:41.196 HEY! 00:00:41.212 --> 00:00:42.669 They got Ian's phone! 00:00:43.084 --> 00:00:43.701 What? 00:00:43.701 --> 00:00:44.513 Let's get him! 00:00:44.513 --> 00:00:45.900 Let's go. Let's go. 00:00:45.900 --> 00:00:46.790 - What?! - (Derek) Let's go! 00:00:46.790 --> 00:00:49.408 - And how are we involved in this? - You're involved. Let's go! 00:00:49.408 --> 00:00:50.832 - (tires screeching) - (Derek) Let's go! 00:00:50.832 --> 00:00:51.995 We're gonna get him. 00:00:52.475 --> 00:00:53.901 AAAAAAH! 00:00:53.901 --> 00:00:56.062 (tires screeching) 00:00:59.541 --> 00:01:00.662 Okay, okay, look. 00:01:00.662 --> 00:01:02.891 We're gonna have to put together a seriously bad-ass team 00:01:02.891 --> 00:01:04.487 if we're gonna get away from these bad guys. 00:01:04.487 --> 00:01:05.849 Alright, Ian, what do you got? 00:01:05.849 --> 00:01:08.294 Um, I can eat two bowls of spaghetti at once. 00:01:08.984 --> 00:01:10.189 Okay, Anthony, what do you got? 00:01:10.189 --> 00:01:13.261 Uh, I can knit a really fashionable scarf. 00:01:14.141 --> 00:01:17.018 Okay, stereotypical buff action hero guy, what do you got? 00:01:17.338 --> 00:01:18.978 I'm the most dangerous man in the world! 00:01:18.978 --> 00:01:20.561 And I have these. 00:01:22.585 --> 00:01:25.950 - Umm, I'll take Anthony-- - Yes! 00:01:25.950 --> 00:01:27.327 (Derek) And... 00:01:29.276 --> 00:01:30.875 - And Ian. - Yeah! 00:01:31.044 --> 00:01:32.396 Let's go. Let's go. 00:01:33.437 --> 00:01:35.514 What?! No fair. 00:01:35.574 --> 00:01:39.159 (sobbing) 00:01:42.205 --> 00:01:44.639 Okay, look, we get to my Fantasy Factory 00:01:44.639 --> 00:01:45.840 and we'll be all good. 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:48.076 - (tires screeching) - Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 00:01:48.543 --> 00:01:50.990 I don't know they just disappeared from our sights like that. 00:01:50.990 --> 00:01:53.515 Those guys are the best hiders I've never not seen. 00:01:53.758 --> 00:01:54.570 Okay, okay, look. 00:01:54.570 --> 00:01:56.318 I need you both to run out into traffic right now. 00:01:56.318 --> 00:01:57.231 - What?! - Why? 00:01:57.231 --> 00:01:57.936 What do you mean, "Why?". 00:01:57.936 --> 00:02:00.130 What do bad guys love to do more than anything else.? 00:02:00.530 --> 00:02:01.485 Spray tans? 00:02:01.506 --> 00:02:03.371 They love spray tans, but more than that 00:02:03.371 --> 00:02:05.465 they love to run people over, man. 00:02:05.465 --> 00:02:08.161 - Dude, but what if I chaff my nipples-- - No, just go. 00:02:08.830 --> 00:02:11.155 - Alright. - Okay, I'll sacrifice myself for you. 00:02:11.297 --> 00:02:13.012 Okay, you're not even sac--what? 00:02:14.482 --> 00:02:15.889 Hey, bad guys! 00:02:16.024 --> 00:02:16.906 There they are! 00:02:16.935 --> 00:02:19.183 Come run us over or somethin' like that! 00:02:19.183 --> 00:02:21.400 I'm gonna run them over or somethin' like that! 00:02:21.707 --> 00:02:23.619 Alright, here we go. Stoplight hack. 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:27.092 - (tires screeching) - AH! Ow! 00:02:27.111 --> 00:02:29.790 - Dude, just run the light! - I can't get another ticket. 00:02:29.932 --> 00:02:31.452 My mom will kill me. 00:02:31.517 --> 00:02:33.747 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Green! 00:02:34.880 --> 00:02:37.379 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Red! 00:02:37.549 --> 00:02:38.530 - (tires screeching) - (yelling) 00:02:38.561 --> 00:02:40.438 OOOH, whooo. 00:02:40.438 --> 00:02:41.408 Green. 00:02:41.418 --> 00:02:42.414 Red. 00:02:42.414 --> 00:02:43.889 Green. Red. 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:45.179 Green. Red. 00:02:45.219 --> 00:02:46.305 Green. Red. 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:48.970 Okay, guys, guys. Come on, come on, come on. 00:02:49.502 --> 00:02:51.065 (moronic giggling) 00:02:51.065 --> 00:02:53.399 Okay, screw this! Screw the van. 00:02:53.568 --> 00:02:55.043 Come on guys, let's go! 00:02:59.496 --> 00:03:02.564 Uh, okay! Well, this is a loading zone. 00:03:02.974 --> 00:03:04.880 So I'm gonna go find a real place to park. 00:03:08.970 --> 00:03:11.047 Oh, come on. 00:03:11.187 --> 00:03:14.794 I knew I should've picked the stereotypical buff action hero guy. 00:03:15.864 --> 00:03:17.276 Freeze! 00:03:17.586 --> 00:03:19.102 Now give us the phone 00:03:19.102 --> 00:03:21.779 and Bad Guy #3 here won't have to kill you. 00:03:21.779 --> 00:03:24.395 No, I'll still totally kill you, but... 00:03:24.575 --> 00:03:25.964 give us the phone anyway. 00:03:28.014 --> 00:03:30.196 - (phone buzzing) - Uh, just a second. 00:03:30.426 --> 00:03:32.841 Give me just a second. It's probably my wife. 00:03:32.981 --> 00:03:35.113 She gets really lonely when I'm working. 00:03:35.153 --> 00:03:36.601 Just a second. 00:03:36.944 --> 00:03:39.399 Hey honey! I'm cheating on you with Bad Guy #3. 00:03:39.399 --> 00:03:41.560 You're sleeping with my wife?! 00:03:41.760 --> 00:03:44.438 Damn, your wife must straight up hate your ass! 00:03:44.438 --> 00:03:47.475 Yeah, I mean, that would suck if everyone were to know about it. 00:03:47.765 --> 00:03:49.982 - Right, Rob? - Uh, yes, it would. 00:03:52.238 --> 00:03:55.446 [I slept with Bad Guy #2's wife! (She straight-up hates his ass!)] 00:03:55.546 --> 00:03:56.995 - Ooooh! - Ugh! 00:04:02.734 --> 00:04:04.272 [inaudible] 00:04:04.394 --> 00:04:06.802 Bad guy #4, oh he's kicking some ass. 00:04:06.934 --> 00:04:08.467 Bad Guy #1 is parking. 00:04:08.516 --> 00:04:11.428 Why don't you park the goddamn van, Bad Guy #2? 00:04:12.292 --> 00:04:14.335 (Derek) We made it. The Fantasy Factory. 00:04:14.335 --> 00:04:17.318 - We are safe. Officially. - Oh. 00:04:17.318 --> 00:04:19.018 (maniacal laughter) 00:04:19.018 --> 00:04:20.580 Ya'll havin' a good time? 00:04:20.910 --> 00:04:21.956 I'm not. 00:04:21.956 --> 00:04:24.446 Give me the damn phone. 00:04:26.606 --> 00:04:27.650 [Cannon hack.] 00:04:27.710 --> 00:04:29.014 [Tennis Ball Cannon] 00:04:31.457 --> 00:04:33.331 OW! Oh...oh... 00:04:33.716 --> 00:04:34.958 You hit me in the balls. 00:04:34.958 --> 00:04:37.859 That is in direct violation of the Bro Code! 00:04:38.039 --> 00:04:39.359 (whimpering) 00:04:44.800 --> 00:04:46.462 Do you have any basketballs here? 00:04:48.093 --> 00:04:49.901 Is this how you properly grip balls? 00:04:49.911 --> 00:04:53.006 Okay, you can grip your balls however you feel comfortable. 00:04:53.036 --> 00:04:54.484 It's up to you. Yeah, it's up to you. 00:04:54.484 --> 00:04:55.778 Hey, guys? 00:04:55.828 --> 00:04:58.369 I finally found a place to park, but it's 15 minutes parking 00:04:58.369 --> 00:04:59.868 so we gotta hurry! 00:04:59.874 --> 00:05:01.065 Hey! 00:05:01.229 --> 00:05:02.682 Give me the phone. 00:05:03.022 --> 00:05:05.161 Oh god! Guys, he's got a-- 00:05:05.675 --> 00:05:07.258 Rubber band?! 00:05:08.281 --> 00:05:10.914 I left my gun in the car. Whatever. 00:05:11.144 --> 00:05:13.286 It's still gonna sting hecka bad. 00:05:13.565 --> 00:05:14.744 Rob, do something! 00:05:14.744 --> 00:05:16.484 I don't him to shoot my nipples. 00:05:16.524 --> 00:05:18.949 Yeah, his nipples are super sensitive. Look! 00:05:19.246 --> 00:05:20.617 They're already chafing. 00:05:20.967 --> 00:05:22.535 I got this covered. 00:05:22.635 --> 00:05:23.434 [Rocket Bike] 00:05:23.434 --> 00:05:25.019 Rocket launch engaged. 00:05:27.161 --> 00:05:28.962 Oh crap! I should probably move out of the way 00:05:28.962 --> 00:05:30.457 'cause this bike looks like it's gonna hit me! 00:05:30.596 --> 00:05:32.514 [Target Acquired] 00:05:32.514 --> 00:05:34.165 Whoaaa! 00:05:34.165 --> 00:05:35.476 (screaming) 00:05:35.775 --> 00:05:37.734 That was AWESOME! 00:05:37.734 --> 00:05:39.055 I dunno, I feel kinda bad. 00:05:39.055 --> 00:05:40.809 I mean, that could really hurt. 00:05:40.859 --> 00:05:42.067 What's the worst that could happen? 00:05:42.067 --> 00:05:43.274 It's made out of foam. 00:05:45.917 --> 00:05:48.166 Well, he was gonna shoot you with a rubber band. 00:05:48.205 --> 00:05:49.575 That's true. He deserved it. 00:05:50.035 --> 00:05:51.891 So...what now? 00:05:52.229 --> 00:05:54.785 Obviously, epic high five! 00:05:55.628 --> 00:05:56.928 Let's do this! 00:05:56.982 --> 00:05:59.242 Uh...guys? 00:05:59.768 --> 00:06:01.062 Can I join it? 00:06:01.127 --> 00:06:02.743 Get on in here, big guy! 00:06:02.783 --> 00:06:04.012 Awesome! 00:06:04.216 --> 00:06:05.711 Let's do this. 00:06:06.076 --> 00:06:07.480 YEEAH! 00:06:14.073 --> 00:06:15.292 [Blackout Hack] 00:06:18.369 --> 00:06:19.568 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 00:06:19.568 --> 00:06:21.643 - Oh, whoa! - What, is that all you got?! 00:06:21.643 --> 00:06:23.206 Is that all you got? Come on! 00:06:23.206 --> 00:06:25.523 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 00:06:26.755 --> 00:06:28.709 Hey guys, it was so much fun hanging out with Rob. 00:06:28.709 --> 00:06:30.494 I mean, we got to do all this crazy stuff 00:06:30.494 --> 00:06:32.145 like jump in this foam pit. 00:06:32.324 --> 00:06:33.899 And there's a whole bunch of more bloopers, 00:06:33.899 --> 00:06:36.267 so if you wanna see that, click the video on the left. 00:06:36.477 --> 00:06:38.997 (screaming) 00:06:41.441 --> 00:06:43.042 Oh, I can't feel my ass! 00:06:43.227 --> 00:06:45.609 And if you guys haven't already, make sure you check out Smosh Games. 00:06:45.609 --> 00:06:48.114 We've been putting out a whole bunch of awesome new stuff like this: 00:06:48.114 --> 00:06:50.105 And why am I going so much slower than everybody? 00:06:50.105 --> 00:06:51.176 - 'Cause you're fat. - Oh wow. 00:06:51.176 --> 00:06:52.362 I'm Toad! 00:06:52.362 --> 00:06:55.286 So click that video on the right for some Smosh Games goodness. 00:06:56.636 --> 00:07:01.155 Click the super awesome hack button so you can subscribe to our channel! 00:07:02.345 --> 00:07:05.529 Man, that's the coolest hack I've ever seen. 00:07:05.529 --> 00:07:09.469 [visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube to see other videos or to make a request]