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Huh!? Where!? Huh!? What!? What?
What...? What happened...?
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It's a weed. A good ol' weed.
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No, you don’t understand, my agrarian one.
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I want to know its exact name.
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Well, it ain't got no name.
A weed is always just a weed.
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This is what I call
an unscientific approach.
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In nature, our naive one,
everything has a name.
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And if something has no name,
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it cannot be real!
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"It cannot be"
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25.70 santimetres in diameter...
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The height is... Hm!
It's 350! How curious...
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And for scale...
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Like this.
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Aha! Stemmed, fibrous root system...
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Well, well, well...
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The height is 40.
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No, it doesn't match...
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I think... I've discovered
a new species of plant!
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Losyash! Losyash!!
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Ya want me to weed yer weed?
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Absolutely not!
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It's a species unknown to science!
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It needs to be studied thoroughly!
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Well, suit yerself. My job is to offer it.
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Call me if ya change yer mind!
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Phenomenal!
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One, one, one, one...
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By the evening of the first day,
the specimen had grown by 40%,
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and moreover... it...
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glows.
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Hey, Losyash! Losyash!!
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I was just comin' to see ya.
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I thought I'd drop by and see
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if Losyash had changed his mind
about growin' weeds.
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And I brought ya some sprouts, there!
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It's called "Rose-Swede"!
I bred it myself.
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It's both purty and useful!
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Trees and diggers,
what are ya waterin' it with...?
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And you, colleague, what do you
normally use for fertilisation?
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A-A compost.
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Superphosphate also w-works fine.
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Hang on, I have to write it down.
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It's a weed, ain't it?
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A completely useless weed.
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It is not useless!
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It glows at night.
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Well, if it glows, then sure...
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He's totally nuts.
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His weeds are glowin'.
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On the second night,
in addition to the light waves,
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the plant also emitted sound vibrations
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reminiscent of the music of
the Viennese classics...
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Ugh, this is ridiculous!
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Attracted by the light, Lepidoptera
specimens from the Nymphalidae family
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formed circular clusters and
whirled in rhythmic har-
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harmony, most resembling...
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a dance?
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What nonsense!
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The observed emotional connection of music
to light
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in the mid-frequency range
reached the highest sense of...
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happiness.
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It's not scientific at all!
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It just can't be real!
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It just...
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can't be!
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It just can't be! It-
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Losyash! Losyash!
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I've weeded it o-out...
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And rightly so! Well done!
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It was u-unscientific.
I-It c-couldn't have been.
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Of course it's unscientific!
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Weeds in general are
not a scientific thing.
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But we'll plant selective
breedin' plants instead!
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And everything will be
accordin' to science!
