1 00:00:35,371 --> 00:00:39,371 Huh!? Where!? Huh!? What!? What? What...? What happened...? 2 00:00:46,795 --> 00:00:49,675 It's a weed. A good ol' weed. 3 00:00:49,789 --> 00:00:52,299 No, you don’t understand, my agrarian one. 4 00:00:52,321 --> 00:00:55,911 I want to know its exact name. 5 00:00:55,964 --> 00:00:59,553 Well, it ain't got no name. A weed is always just a weed. 6 00:00:59,775 --> 00:01:02,136 This is what I call an unscientific approach. 7 00:01:02,168 --> 00:01:06,368 In nature, our naive one, everything has a name. 8 00:01:06,438 --> 00:01:08,678 And if something has no name, 9 00:01:08,678 --> 00:01:11,168 it cannot be real! 10 00:01:11,982 --> 00:01:15,015 "It cannot be" 11 00:01:15,315 --> 00:01:17,116 25.70 santimetres in diameter... 12 00:01:17,781 --> 00:01:21,069 The height is... Hm! It's 350! How curious... 13 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:24,059 And for scale... 14 00:01:24,909 --> 00:01:26,199 Like this. 15 00:01:30,995 --> 00:01:34,464 Aha! Stemmed, fibrous root system... 16 00:01:34,523 --> 00:01:35,833 Well, well, well... 17 00:01:36,690 --> 00:01:38,330 The height is 40. 18 00:01:39,109 --> 00:01:41,179 No, it doesn't match... 19 00:01:41,554 --> 00:01:45,574 I think... I've discovered a new species of plant! 20 00:01:45,613 --> 00:01:47,303 Losyash! Losyash!! 21 00:01:47,328 --> 00:01:49,578 Ya want me to weed yer weed? 22 00:01:49,788 --> 00:01:51,308 Absolutely not! 23 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:53,211 It's a species unknown to science! 24 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:56,687 It needs to be studied thoroughly! 25 00:01:56,903 --> 00:02:00,047 Well, suit yerself. My job is to offer it. 26 00:02:01,248 --> 00:02:03,208 Call me if ya change yer mind! 27 00:02:08,016 --> 00:02:09,426 Phenomenal! 28 00:02:10,721 --> 00:02:12,131 One, one, one, one... 29 00:02:12,277 --> 00:02:16,107 By the evening of the first day, the specimen had grown by 40%, 30 00:02:16,184 --> 00:02:18,464 and moreover... it... 31 00:02:19,535 --> 00:02:21,065 glows. 32 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,038 Hey, Losyash! Losyash!! 33 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:30,587 I was just comin' to see ya. 34 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:32,359 I thought I'd drop by and see 35 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:35,199 if Losyash had changed his mind about growin' weeds. 36 00:02:35,825 --> 00:02:38,145 And I brought ya some sprouts, there! 37 00:02:38,218 --> 00:02:41,448 It's called "Rose-Swede"! I bred it myself. 38 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,615 It's both purty and useful! 39 00:02:44,722 --> 00:02:48,722 Trees and diggers, what are ya waterin' it with...? 40 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,850 And you, colleague, what do you normally use for fertilisation? 41 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,402 A-A compost. 42 00:03:11,614 --> 00:03:14,554 Superphosphate also w-works fine. 43 00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:16,546 Hang on, I have to write it down. 44 00:03:16,721 --> 00:03:18,664 It's a weed, ain't it? 45 00:03:18,988 --> 00:03:21,098 A completely useless weed. 46 00:03:21,844 --> 00:03:24,472 It is not useless! 47 00:03:25,513 --> 00:03:26,781 It glows at night. 48 00:03:28,289 --> 00:03:31,959 Well, if it glows, then sure... 49 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:33,573 He's totally nuts. 50 00:03:33,584 --> 00:03:35,604 His weeds are glowin'. 51 00:04:18,485 --> 00:04:21,652 On the second night, in addition to the light waves, 52 00:04:21,691 --> 00:04:23,891 the plant also emitted sound vibrations 53 00:04:23,927 --> 00:04:26,790 reminiscent of the music of the Viennese classics... 54 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,616 Ugh, this is ridiculous! 55 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:32,760 Attracted by the light, Lepidoptera specimens from the Nymphalidae family 56 00:04:32,782 --> 00:04:36,559 formed circular clusters and whirled in rhythmic har- 57 00:04:37,646 --> 00:04:40,836 harmony, most resembling... 58 00:04:40,836 --> 00:04:41,816 a dance? 59 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:43,209 What nonsense! 60 00:04:43,475 --> 00:04:47,117 The observed emotional connection of music to light 61 00:04:47,117 --> 00:04:50,906 in the mid-frequency range reached the highest sense of... 62 00:04:51,245 --> 00:04:52,585 happiness. 63 00:04:52,677 --> 00:04:54,447 It's not scientific at all! 64 00:04:54,638 --> 00:04:56,883 It just can't be real! 65 00:04:58,095 --> 00:04:58,905 It just... 66 00:04:58,905 --> 00:05:00,024 can't be! 67 00:05:00,064 --> 00:05:01,524 It just can't be! It- 68 00:05:25,974 --> 00:05:27,761 Losyash! Losyash! 69 00:05:28,868 --> 00:05:30,528 I've weeded it o-out... 70 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:32,767 And rightly so! Well done! 71 00:05:33,117 --> 00:05:37,698 It was u-unscientific. I-It c-couldn't have been. 72 00:05:37,919 --> 00:05:39,329 Of course it's unscientific! 73 00:05:39,329 --> 00:05:41,825 Weeds in general are not a scientific thing. 74 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:45,764 But we'll plant selective breedin' plants instead! 75 00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:47,891 And everything will be accordin' to science!