Huh!? Where!? Huh!? What!? What? What...? What happened...? It's a weed. A good ol' weed. No, you don’t understand, my agrarian one. I want to know its exact name. Well, it ain't got no name. A weed is always just a weed. This is what I call an unscientific approach. In nature, our naive one, everything has a name. And if something has no name, it cannot be real! "It cannot be" 25.70 santimetres in diameter... The height is... Hm! It's 350! How curious... And for scale... Like this. Aha! Stemmed, fibrous root system... Well, well, well... The height is 40. No, it doesn't match... I think... I've discovered a new species of plant! Losyash! Losyash!! Ya want me to weed yer weed? Absolutely not! It's a species unknown to science! It needs to be studied thoroughly! Well, suit yerself. My job is to offer it. Call me if ya change yer mind! Phenomenal! One, one, one, one... By the evening of the first day, the specimen had grown by 40%, and moreover... it... glows. Hey, Losyash! Losyash!! I was just comin' to see ya. I thought I'd drop by and see if Losyash had changed his mind about growin' weeds. And I brought ya some sprouts, there! It's called "Rose-Swede"! I bred it myself. It's both purty and useful! Trees and diggers, what are ya waterin' it with...? And you, colleague, what do you normally use for fertilisation? A-A compost. Superphosphate also w-works fine. Hang on, I have to write it down. It's a weed, ain't it? A completely useless weed. It is not useless! It glows at night. Well, if it glows, then sure... He's totally nuts. His weeds are glowin'. On the second night, in addition to the light waves, the plant also emitted sound vibrations reminiscent of the music of the Viennese classics... Ugh, this is ridiculous! Attracted by the light, Lepidoptera specimens from the Nymphalidae family formed circular clusters and whirled in rhythmic har- harmony, most resembling... a dance? What nonsense! The observed emotional connection of music to light in the mid-frequency range reached the highest sense of... happiness. It's not scientific at all! It just can't be real! It just... can't be! It just can't be! It- Losyash! Losyash! I've weeded it o-out... And rightly so! Well done! It was u-unscientific. I-It c-couldn't have been. Of course it's unscientific! Weeds in general are not a scientific thing. But we'll plant selective breedin' plants instead! And everything will be accordin' to science!