Černí baroni celý film

Cheers Comrade Minister

Uraa

Uraa

Black Barons is a movie about formation of our army called Auxiliary Technical Brigades.

The members did not fight any victory battle, their standards were not decorated,

but those who wore the black epaulets, were and are rightfully proud of their assignment.

Hate of the post-February ruling class

has impacted the fates of these men

even long years after the end of their

military draft, wearing stigma of second rate citizens.

This movie is dedicated to the memory of those who passed before our time.

Black Barons

Comrade Captain.

You are a captain, Oriech, me not any longer.

What was was, nowadays I am major.

I am still getting used to it, comrade major, my apologies.

Shit, the water is running completely cold.

Who cares, it is warm enough for bunch of inmates.

But I am not some inmate

I am svazak.

Oh my....

and I am kulak

and we eat svazaks in our home.

You all will eat, but the service...

Understood?

Yeah...

And you Kefalin, to the showers...

As ordered.

Look here, earl of Stenberk is all dressed up

you will not have much enjoyment of that suit, Stenberk

at the construction site definitely not

there you bourgeois will understand what is hard laborers work.

Wrong, corporal, I am feudal, bourgeois is our common enemy.

Shut up!

Aaaa...

Get going...

No needle please, I am weak on the chest.

What do you yell about?

Name!

Jasanek, Dusan

Jasanek...

You know that this is mutiny?

Mr. Doctor, I am...

comrade Doctor, I am editor

of the factory magazine Red Blaze

What are you?

Editor of factory magazine Red Blaze.

...and I am really weak on the chest.

How did you get here?

Only because of the weak chest....

Red Blaze....

I think we can inject it into his buttocks Mr. Doctor...

it is not against the regulation.

Well, you heard Jasanek,

no crying, pants down, put out butt....

Cessation, stop!

Comrades,

now I will introduce who,

now I will introduce commander of the battalion

comrade Major Haluska

my name is comrade Lieutenant Hamacek

and I am commander of your company

comrades,

now all of you are soldiers

and it is expected of the soldiers

to fulfill his obligations

if he does not fulfill his duties

I will show him...

because in the service

the most important is discipline

and that must be conscious

you are at Green Mountain

at 66th Auxiliary Technical battalion

workers class gave you trust

and your responsibility is to prove to it,

with honest work,

that it was what?

we deserve it.

that we deserve it.

our units are work units

so you will serve without arms

because that much trust

cannot be given to you

by our progressive workers class.

Our party and government

can only can what?

kiss our ass.

can only give you time to re-educate.

you heard the word of God.

Corporal Halik!

Here!

You will take command of the first platoon.

As ordered.

Platoon will continue in the training.

First, Second, Third platoon!

At attention!

To the left!/On the spot, march!

About face!

What is this

Comrade private?

Cessation, stop!

What is this?

Report!

Kotlar...

Kotlar...general Kotlar...

or colonel Kotlar?

correct yourself man!

Kotlar, Laco.

Show him someone how private reports.

For example you!

Obediently reporting,

I am private Pata from Ivancic

What? What "obediently reporting"?

You were drafted into People's Democratic Army

understand?

comrade private

by the God, what are you doing here

comrade major, Dr. Machacek

I am executing pissing...

I wasn't sure...

now you are supposed to drill

why are you not at your unit?

I have neuro-vegetative history of second grade

with glycosury inclinations

diabetes mellitus not proven though....

Good.

What language you spoke just now?

Latin, please.

American you know?

No comrade major!

That makes you godly lucky.

If you spoke American

I would put you in the prison

until you are black.

You know that Americans are imperialists?

Yes comrade major

Good, you are conscientious.

and soldier, is what?

conscientious and, and...

you know squat.

Shaved!

So?

Well painted comrade soldier

but tell me why

comrade Zizka has in his hand

only such, such...

carved dingy-thingy?

he was not just some conductor

give him in the hand at least

light machine gun....

but that is completely absurd comrade major

tell me Kefalin,

what do you imagine under such word as absurd?

well, at that age there were no

light machine guns...

at what age?

15th century...

in 15th century

I was also not a major

and now, aye.

Form up for the exercise

fast

move it move it

I say RUN

go go go

going going going

running running running

one and two

and happily

one, two, three, four

and finished

and squats

one, two

one, two

thoroughly

Kefalin, I will cure you of that simulation

Stand!

comrade corporal

private Kefalin passed out

what are mumbling?

private Kefalin probably passed out

salad.....

heh, these artists are all salads.

I would shove them into

Michelin factory to form tires....

intellectual assholes....

take that to the infirmary

but with haste!

ouch....ay...

hey, stop with the simulation, yea?

what are you in civilian world?

me?

I work at the Barrandov movie studios...

and you? are you a doctor?

pharmacist, you ass...

mom had a perfumery in Kolin

but here, here I am not complaining

ts ts, you still have it better than

dragging machine gun on the back

and what about you

you just wanted a brake right?

hmm

that is our doctor.

great guy

he is here, because of the law....

call him Mr. doctor, if you call him

comrade captain

you are going back to the unit, understood?

Good day Mr. doctor...

Cheers....

we have new deadly case

look

let him die

for someone almost dead

you are kind of vital

mr. doctor he is from the movies

from Barrandov

we had nice chat

no kidding

so Mr. is the movie maker...

lay down

so we did not have that here yet

what do you say Vohanka...

we did not....

camera

actresses

fucking

drinking

what?

movie making.....

passing out....

ts ts ts, what....

not really...I just...

had an issue with national actor.

with national actor...

well that is pretty.

Vohanka, so this one will stay a few days

sounds right

thank you

tomorrow I will lend you camera

and you will make couple pictures

to remember....

because in few years

nobody will believe this

Jesus-Maria I would fuck...

well, nothing. I am going for a drink

Goodbye Mr. doctor

Cheers

Vohanka!

What is that!

Plum brandy....

and not bad...

you make me happy boy.

Facing, back!

Is it approved?

yes, yes, of course, from the commander

can I ask you?

smile...

thank you, perfect.

what are you doing!

comrade major, private Kefalin.

at this time on sick call.

why are you not laying down

since you are sick?

yes, yes I must

I have fever 38C, comrade major

38C

I had on the front, as much as 27C

and I charged, uraaaa

automated, machined guns

and so we were beating those Bolsheviks

what am I saying

fascists we beat....

and for some fever

fucking the God, we did not look

what is that?

that is mirror camera, comrade major

photocamera

and what are you doing with that here

arent you that American spy?

making pictures of our barracks?

confess!

no, not that

I was only checking out the castle,

but that not.

but I would dare to suggest

one small change comrade major

what change, why change?

what are you mumbling?

that tower

over there is spoiling the look of the building

and it does not really look

like a barracks

of the People's Democratic Army

but if the ball is removed

so, remove the ball?

yes

you are not a spy, soldier,

you are thinking progressive

you are Marxist

Yes, Yes of course

comrade major

and...questions of Leninism

you read?

yes, twice comrade major

between two of us

thank you

do you understand it?

I think that very much

understand, comrade major

you tell that to your old mother

I am major and

know nothing of it

Attention!

At ease!

comrades

comrades, now I am introducing who?

now I am introducing my deputy for

political matters

and after.....but he will tell him himself

what he has on his heart

here comrade Lieutenant studied political school

with comrade Pavel Kohout

with Neumann

with comrade S.K. Neumann the younger

that does not matter

tell those no good men what is

on your heart.

comrades...

My name is comrade lieutenant Tronik

boys always like me

attention, review question

do you know

how the boys call me most of the time

you do not know right?

the boys call me Tronda most of the time

listen comrades,

I heard that our unit does not have

good reputation

because there are many assholes

we must come closer together

with out working class

so we will organize in the gym of the Nepomuc city

I believe, valuable

entertaining show

I can see that there are

many artists

and other comrades

i think it will end well

right?

at least you can showcase in the

best light before leaving for the workplace

so now you will stop slacking and

use your free time for what?

for practice

lead by private Kefalin,

because he is director in the civil

no, not really, I am just assistant

you were promoted Kefalin

but shit if you screw this up....

understood?

if it works out

I will what?

I will personally praise you

in front of the unit formation

eventually, in front of the battle standard

attention!

gentlemen calm down

dont yell

it can be actually quite good

opportunity to slack around

and mostly,

there will be girls from the Nepomuc

so who is artistically capable here?

ME!

I have a poem I have send

to the Defense of the People

but yet to be printed

well...show what you have Jasanek

come on

most importantly who wrote it

Dusan Jasanek

Dusan Jasanek

To you from Wall Street

People called us to the arms

we left the metal cutters

and put on uniforms

instead of work clothes

we stand firm

fire in the eye

facing the sun song flies

we protect labor of the workers

and happy sleep of children

in case the murderers of Walls Street

ambushed us like monsters

they will meet the people's anger

our weapons will talk

gentlemen calm down

Jasanek, you ass, that is not bad at all

it perfectly fits a cheerful event

stop lollygagging and write more

Jasanku you are genius

people did not call me to arms

but to hold shovel

but when I look around myself

I am sure that Wall Street murderers

must be completely in fear from us

but I did not mean only our unit

but the People's Democratic Army

as a whole

let it be boys

more important is who will recite the poem

well only Jasanek can recite it in

People's Democratic way

as a political worker I cannot agree

event, if optimistical, why not

music, why not,

but for the quartet to be three priests

and one musician of bourgeoisie origin

that, by the bitch, not even by accident

the comrades could complain

that we are supporting the religion

comrade captain

if you allow,

I believe

that substantial is

on what side of the barricade

the assholes, kinda, stand

if they wear those turtle-necks

I would agree

but in the uniform

they are indistinguishable

from the worker-farmer or

working intelligence

I am all for it

if you allow me comrade major

I would give you a small review question

do you know who are the greatest marxists

at our unit?

you wont believe it comrade major

it is precisely the comrades priests

who have the scientific ideology

more or less in their fingertips

I would personally recommend

to hear their performance

and evaluate it from professional standpoint

of course only with your approval

very good Tronik, profession standpoint

is defining

you play well, boys

you play very well

you see, what beautiful songs

were written for you by the comrades

in the Soviet Union

except the horn, is missing, only the horn

if you allow comrade major

i think, from professional standpoint

it is perfectly fine

just imagine the embarrassment

if on the podium there are comrades

of workers origin, but holding the instruments

in their paws for the first time in their lives

well done Tronik

where is private Kefalin

do not disturb you ass

Kefalin preferred to get drunk

but I am his assistent

what, by the bitch, is this?

we clearly said at the Party's meeting

that the priest will play at the end

of the event when everyone is already drunk

clearly said, "For dance and listening"