Cheers Comrade Minister Uraa Uraa Black Barons is a movie about formation of our army called Auxiliary Technical Brigades. The members did not fight any victory battle, their standards were not decorated, but those who wore the black epaulets, were and are rightfully proud of their assignment. Hate of the post-February ruling class has impacted the fates of these men even long years after the end of their military draft, wearing stigma of second rate citizens. This movie is dedicated to the memory of those who passed before our time. Black Barons Comrade Captain. You are a captain, Oriech, me not any longer. What was was, nowadays I am major. I am still getting used to it, comrade major, my apologies. Shit, the water is running completely cold. Who cares, it is warm enough for bunch of inmates. But I am not some inmate I am svazak. Oh my.... and I am kulak and we eat svazaks in our home. You all will eat, but the service... Understood? Yeah... And you Kefalin, to the showers... As ordered. Look here, earl of Stenberk is all dressed up you will not have much enjoyment of that suit, Stenberk at the construction site definitely not there you bourgeois will understand what is hard laborers work. Wrong, corporal, I am feudal, bourgeois is our common enemy. Shut up! Aaaa... Get going... No needle please, I am weak on the chest. What do you yell about? Name! Jasanek, Dusan Jasanek... You know that this is mutiny? Mr. Doctor, I am... comrade Doctor, I am editor of the factory magazine Red Blaze What are you? Editor of factory magazine Red Blaze. ...and I am really weak on the chest. How did you get here? Only because of the weak chest.... Red Blaze.... I think we can inject it into his buttocks Mr. Doctor... it is not against the regulation. Well, you heard Jasanek, no crying, pants down, put out butt.... Cessation, stop! Comrades, now I will introduce who, now I will introduce commander of the battalion comrade Major Haluska my name is comrade Lieutenant Hamacek and I am commander of your company comrades, now all of you are soldiers and it is expected of the soldiers to fulfill his obligations if he does not fulfill his duties I will show him... because in the service the most important is discipline and that must be conscious you are at Green Mountain at 66th Auxiliary Technical battalion workers class gave you trust and your responsibility is to prove to it, with honest work, that it was what? we deserve it. that we deserve it. our units are work units so you will serve without arms because that much trust cannot be given to you by our progressive workers class. Our party and government can only can what? kiss our ass. can only give you time to re-educate. you heard the word of God. Corporal Halik! Here! You will take command of the first platoon. As ordered. Platoon will continue in the training. First, Second, Third platoon! At attention! To the left!/On the spot, march! About face! What is this Comrade private? Cessation, stop! What is this? Report! Kotlar... Kotlar...general Kotlar... or colonel Kotlar? correct yourself man! Kotlar, Laco. Show him someone how private reports. For example you! Obediently reporting, I am private Pata from Ivancic What? What "obediently reporting"? You were drafted into People's Democratic Army understand? comrade private by the God, what are you doing here comrade major, Dr. Machacek I am executing pissing... I wasn't sure... now you are supposed to drill why are you not at your unit? I have neuro-vegetative history of second grade with glycosury inclinations diabetes mellitus not proven though.... Good. What language you spoke just now? Latin, please. American you know? No comrade major! That makes you godly lucky. If you spoke American I would put you in the prison until you are black. You know that Americans are imperialists? Yes comrade major Good, you are conscientious. and soldier, is what? conscientious and, and... you know squat. Shaved! So? Well painted comrade soldier but tell me why comrade Zizka has in his hand only such, such... carved dingy-thingy? he was not just some conductor give him in the hand at least light machine gun.... but that is completely absurd comrade major tell me Kefalin, what do you imagine under such word as absurd? well, at that age there were no light machine guns... at what age? 15th century... in 15th century I was also not a major and now, aye. Form up for the exercise fast move it move it I say RUN go go go going going going running running running one and two and happily one, two, three, four and finished and squats one, two one, two thoroughly Kefalin, I will cure you of that simulation Stand! comrade corporal private Kefalin passed out what are mumbling? private Kefalin probably passed out salad..... heh, these artists are all salads. I would shove them into Michelin factory to form tires.... intellectual assholes.... take that to the infirmary but with haste! ouch....ay... hey, stop with the simulation, yea? what are you in civilian world? me? I work at the Barrandov movie studios... and you? are you a doctor? pharmacist, you ass... mom had a perfumery in Kolin but here, here I am not complaining ts ts, you still have it better than dragging machine gun on the back and what about you you just wanted a brake right? hmm that is our doctor. great guy he is here, because of the law.... call him Mr. doctor, if you call him comrade captain you are going back to the unit, understood? Good day Mr. doctor... Cheers.... we have new deadly case look let him die for someone almost dead you are kind of vital mr. doctor he is from the movies from Barrandov we had nice chat no kidding so Mr. is the movie maker... lay down so we did not have that here yet what do you say Vohanka... we did not.... camera actresses fucking drinking what? movie making..... passing out.... ts ts ts, what.... not really...I just... had an issue with national actor. with national actor... well that is pretty. Vohanka, so this one will stay a few days sounds right thank you tomorrow I will lend you camera and you will make couple pictures to remember.... because in few years nobody will believe this Jesus-Maria I would fuck... well, nothing. I am going for a drink Goodbye Mr. doctor Cheers Vohanka! What is that! Plum brandy.... and not bad... you make me happy boy. Facing, back! Is it approved? yes, yes, of course, from the commander can I ask you? smile... thank you, perfect. what are you doing! comrade major, private Kefalin. at this time on sick call. why are you not laying down since you are sick? yes, yes I must I have fever 38C, comrade major 38C I had on the front, as much as 27C and I charged, uraaaa automated, machined guns and so we were beating those Bolsheviks what am I saying fascists we beat.... and for some fever fucking the God, we did not look what is that? that is mirror camera, comrade major photocamera and what are you doing with that here arent you that American spy? making pictures of our barracks? confess! no, not that I was only checking out the castle, but that not. but I would dare to suggest one small change comrade major what change, why change? what are you mumbling? that tower over there is spoiling the look of the building and it does not really look like a barracks of the People's Democratic Army but if the ball is removed so, remove the ball? yes you are not a spy, soldier, you are thinking progressive you are Marxist Yes, Yes of course comrade major and...questions of Leninism you read? yes, twice comrade major between two of us thank you do you understand it? I think that very much understand, comrade major you tell that to your old mother I am major and know nothing of it Attention! At ease! comrades comrades, now I am introducing who? now I am introducing my deputy for political matters and after.....but he will tell him himself what he has on his heart here comrade Lieutenant studied political school with comrade Pavel Kohout with Neumann with comrade S.K. Neumann the younger that does not matter tell those no good men what is on your heart. comrades... My name is comrade lieutenant Tronik boys always like me attention, review question do you know how the boys call me most of the time you do not know right? the boys call me Tronda most of the time listen comrades, I heard that our unit does not have good reputation because there are many assholes we must come closer together with out working class so we will organize in the gym of the Nepomuc city I believe, valuable entertaining show I can see that there are many artists and other comrades i think it will end well right? at least you can showcase in the best light before leaving for the workplace so now you will stop slacking and use your free time for what? for practice lead by private Kefalin, because he is director in the civil no, not really, I am just assistant you were promoted Kefalin but shit if you screw this up.... understood? if it works out I will what? I will personally praise you in front of the unit formation eventually, in front of the battle standard attention! gentlemen calm down dont yell it can be actually quite good opportunity to slack around and mostly, there will be girls from the Nepomuc so who is artistically capable here? ME! I have a poem I have send to the Defense of the People but yet to be printed well...show what you have Jasanek come on most importantly who wrote it Dusan Jasanek Dusan Jasanek To you from Wall Street People called us to the arms we left the metal cutters and put on uniforms instead of work clothes we stand firm fire in the eye facing the sun song flies we protect labor of the workers and happy sleep of children in case the murderers of Walls Street ambushed us like monsters they will meet the people's anger our weapons will talk gentlemen calm down Jasanek, you ass, that is not bad at all it perfectly fits a cheerful event stop lollygagging and write more Jasanku you are genius people did not call me to arms but to hold shovel but when I look around myself I am sure that Wall Street murderers must be completely in fear from us but I did not mean only our unit but the People's Democratic Army as a whole let it be boys more important is who will recite the poem well only Jasanek can recite it in People's Democratic way as a political worker I cannot agree event, if optimistical, why not music, why not, but for the quartet to be three priests and one musician of bourgeoisie origin that, by the bitch, not even by accident the comrades could complain that we are supporting the religion comrade captain if you allow, I believe that substantial is on what side of the barricade the assholes, kinda, stand if they wear those turtle-necks I would agree but in the uniform they are indistinguishable from the worker-farmer or working intelligence I am all for it if you allow me comrade major I would give you a small review question do you know who are the greatest marxists at our unit? you wont believe it comrade major it is precisely the comrades priests who have the scientific ideology more or less in their fingertips I would personally recommend to hear their performance and evaluate it from professional standpoint of course only with your approval very good Tronik, profession standpoint is defining you play well, boys you play very well you see, what beautiful songs were written for you by the comrades in the Soviet Union except the horn, is missing, only the horn if you allow comrade major i think, from professional standpoint it is perfectly fine just imagine the embarrassment if on the podium there are comrades of workers origin, but holding the instruments in their paws for the first time in their lives well done Tronik where is private Kefalin do not disturb you ass Kefalin preferred to get drunk but I am his assistent what, by the bitch, is this? we clearly said at the Party's meeting that the priest will play at the end of the event when everyone is already drunk clearly said, "For dance and listening"