Cheers Comrade Minister
Uraa
Black Barons is a movie about formation of our army called Auxiliary Technical Brigades.
The members did not fight any victory battle, their standards were not decorated,
but those who wore the black epaulets, were and are rightfully proud of their assignment.
Hate of the post-February ruling class
has impacted the fates of these men
even long years after the end of their
military draft, wearing stigma of second rate citizens.
This movie is dedicated to the memory of those who passed before our time.
Black Barons
Comrade Captain.
You are a captain, Oriech, me not any longer.
What was was, nowadays I am major.
I am still getting used to it, comrade major, my apologies.
Shit, the water is running completely cold.
Who cares, it is warm enough for bunch of inmates.
But I am not some inmate
I am svazak.
Oh my....
and I am kulak
and we eat svazaks in our home.
You all will eat, but the service...
Understood?
Yeah...
And you Kefalin, to the showers...
As ordered.
Look here, earl of Stenberk is all dressed up
you will not have much enjoyment of that suit, Stenberk
at the construction site definitely not
there you bourgeois will understand what is hard laborers work.
Wrong, corporal, I am feudal, bourgeois is our common enemy.
Shut up!
Aaaa...
Get going...
No needle please, I am weak on the chest.
What do you yell about?
Name!
Jasanek, Dusan
Jasanek...
You know that this is mutiny?
Mr. Doctor, I am...
comrade Doctor, I am editor
of the factory magazine Red Blaze
What are you?
Editor of factory magazine Red Blaze.
...and I am really weak on the chest.
How did you get here?
Only because of the weak chest....
Red Blaze....
I think we can inject it into his buttocks Mr. Doctor...
it is not against the regulation.
Well, you heard Jasanek,
no crying, pants down, put out butt....
Cessation, stop!
Comrades,
now I will introduce who,
now I will introduce commander of the battalion
comrade Major Haluska
my name is comrade Lieutenant Hamacek
and I am commander of your company
comrades,
now all of you are soldiers
and it is expected of the soldiers
to fulfill his obligations
if he does not fulfill his duties
I will show him...
because in the service
the most important is discipline
and that must be conscious
you are at Green Mountain
at 66th Auxiliary Technical battalion
workers class gave you trust
and your responsibility is to prove to it,
with honest work,
that it was what?
we deserve it.
that we deserve it.
our units are work units
so you will serve without arms
because that much trust
cannot be given to you
by our progressive workers class.
Our party and government
can only can what?
kiss our ass.
can only give you time to re-educate.
you heard the word of God.
Corporal Halik!
Here!
You will take command of the first platoon.
As ordered.
Platoon will continue in the training.
First, Second, Third platoon!
At attention!
To the left!/On the spot, march!
About face!
What is this
Comrade private?
Cessation, stop!
What is this?
Report!
Kotlar...
Kotlar...general Kotlar...
or colonel Kotlar?
correct yourself man!
Kotlar, Laco.
Show him someone how private reports.
For example you!
Obediently reporting,
I am private Pata from Ivancic
What? What "obediently reporting"?
You were drafted into People's Democratic Army
understand?
comrade private
by the God, what are you doing here
comrade major, Dr. Machacek
I am executing pissing...
I wasn't sure...
now you are supposed to drill
why are you not at your unit?
I have neuro-vegetative history of second grade
with glycosury inclinations
diabetes mellitus not proven though....
Good.
What language you spoke just now?
Latin, please.
American you know?
No comrade major!
That makes you godly lucky.
If you spoke American
I would put you in the prison
until you are black.
You know that Americans are imperialists?
Yes comrade major
Good, you are conscientious.
and soldier, is what?
conscientious and, and...
you know squat.
Shaved!
So?
Well painted comrade soldier
but tell me why
comrade Zizka has in his hand
only such, such...
carved dingy-thingy?
he was not just some conductor
give him in the hand at least
light machine gun....
but that is completely absurd comrade major
tell me Kefalin,
what do you imagine under such word as absurd?
well, at that age there were no
light machine guns...
at what age?
15th century...
in 15th century
I was also not a major
and now, aye.
Form up for the exercise
fast
move it move it
I say RUN
go go go
going going going
running running running
one and two
and happily
one, two, three, four
and finished
and squats
one, two
thoroughly
Kefalin, I will cure you of that simulation
Stand!
comrade corporal
private Kefalin passed out
what are mumbling?
private Kefalin probably passed out
salad.....
heh, these artists are all salads.
I would shove them into
Michelin factory to form tires....
intellectual assholes....
take that to the infirmary
but with haste!
ouch....ay...
hey, stop with the simulation, yea?
what are you in civilian world?
me?
I work at the Barrandov movie studios...
and you? are you a doctor?
pharmacist, you ass...
mom had a perfumery in Kolin
but here, here I am not complaining
ts ts, you still have it better than
dragging machine gun on the back
and what about you
you just wanted a brake right?
hmm
that is our doctor.
great guy
he is here, because of the law....
call him Mr. doctor, if you call him
comrade captain
you are going back to the unit, understood?
Good day Mr. doctor...
Cheers....
we have new deadly case
look
let him die
for someone almost dead
you are kind of vital
mr. doctor he is from the movies
from Barrandov
we had nice chat
no kidding
so Mr. is the movie maker...
lay down
so we did not have that here yet
what do you say Vohanka...
we did not....
camera
actresses
fucking
drinking
what?
movie making.....
passing out....
ts ts ts, what....
not really...I just...
had an issue with national actor.
with national actor...
well that is pretty.
Vohanka, so this one will stay a few days
sounds right
thank you
tomorrow I will lend you camera
and you will make couple pictures
to remember....
because in few years
nobody will believe this
Jesus-Maria I would fuck...
well, nothing. I am going for a drink
Goodbye Mr. doctor
Cheers
Vohanka!
What is that!
Plum brandy....
and not bad...
you make me happy boy.
Facing, back!
Is it approved?
yes, yes, of course, from the commander
can I ask you?
smile...
thank you, perfect.
what are you doing!
comrade major, private Kefalin.
at this time on sick call.
why are you not laying down
since you are sick?
yes, yes I must
I have fever 38C, comrade major
38C
I had on the front, as much as 27C
and I charged, uraaaa
automated, machined guns
and so we were beating those Bolsheviks
what am I saying
fascists we beat....
and for some fever
fucking the God, we did not look
what is that?
that is mirror camera, comrade major
photocamera
and what are you doing with that here
arent you that American spy?
making pictures of our barracks?
confess!
no, not that
I was only checking out the castle,
but that not.
but I would dare to suggest
one small change comrade major
what change, why change?
what are you mumbling?
that tower
over there is spoiling the look of the building
and it does not really look
like a barracks
of the People's Democratic Army
but if the ball is removed
so, remove the ball?
yes
you are not a spy, soldier,
you are thinking progressive
you are Marxist
Yes, Yes of course
comrade major
and...questions of Leninism
you read?
yes, twice comrade major
between two of us
thank you
do you understand it?
I think that very much
understand, comrade major
you tell that to your old mother
I am major and
know nothing of it
Attention!
At ease!
comrades
comrades, now I am introducing who?
now I am introducing my deputy for
political matters
and after.....but he will tell him himself
what he has on his heart
here comrade Lieutenant studied political school
with comrade Pavel Kohout
with Neumann
with comrade S.K. Neumann the younger
that does not matter
tell those no good men what is
on your heart.
comrades...
My name is comrade lieutenant Tronik
boys always like me
attention, review question
do you know
how the boys call me most of the time
you do not know right?
the boys call me Tronda most of the time
listen comrades,
I heard that our unit does not have
good reputation
because there are many assholes
we must come closer together
with out working class
so we will organize in the gym of the Nepomuc city
I believe, valuable
entertaining show
I can see that there are
many artists
and other comrades
i think it will end well
right?
at least you can showcase in the
best light before leaving for the workplace
so now you will stop slacking and
use your free time for what?
for practice
lead by private Kefalin,
because he is director in the civil
no, not really, I am just assistant
you were promoted Kefalin
but shit if you screw this up....
understood?
if it works out
I will what?
I will personally praise you
in front of the unit formation
eventually, in front of the battle standard
attention!
gentlemen calm down
dont yell
it can be actually quite good
opportunity to slack around
and mostly,
there will be girls from the Nepomuc
so who is artistically capable here?
ME!
I have a poem I have send
to the Defense of the People
but yet to be printed
well...show what you have Jasanek
come on
most importantly who wrote it
Dusan Jasanek
To you from Wall Street
People called us to the arms
we left the metal cutters
and put on uniforms
instead of work clothes
we stand firm
fire in the eye
facing the sun song flies
we protect labor of the workers
and happy sleep of children
in case the murderers of Walls Street
ambushed us like monsters
they will meet the people's anger
our weapons will talk
gentlemen calm down
Jasanek, you ass, that is not bad at all
it perfectly fits a cheerful event
stop lollygagging and write more
Jasanku you are genius
people did not call me to arms
but to hold shovel
but when I look around myself
I am sure that Wall Street murderers
must be completely in fear from us
but I did not mean only our unit
but the People's Democratic Army
as a whole
let it be boys
more important is who will recite the poem
well only Jasanek can recite it in
People's Democratic way
as a political worker I cannot agree
event, if optimistical, why not
music, why not,
but for the quartet to be three priests
and one musician of bourgeoisie origin
that, by the bitch, not even by accident
the comrades could complain
that we are supporting the religion
comrade captain
if you allow,
I believe
that substantial is
on what side of the barricade
the assholes, kinda, stand
if they wear those turtle-necks
I would agree
but in the uniform
they are indistinguishable
from the worker-farmer or
working intelligence
I am all for it
if you allow me comrade major
I would give you a small review question
do you know who are the greatest marxists
at our unit?
you wont believe it comrade major
it is precisely the comrades priests
who have the scientific ideology
more or less in their fingertips
I would personally recommend
to hear their performance
and evaluate it from professional standpoint
of course only with your approval
very good Tronik, profession standpoint
is defining
you play well, boys
you play very well
you see, what beautiful songs
were written for you by the comrades
in the Soviet Union
except the horn, is missing, only the horn
if you allow comrade major
i think, from professional standpoint
it is perfectly fine
just imagine the embarrassment
if on the podium there are comrades
of workers origin, but holding the instruments
in their paws for the first time in their lives
well done Tronik
where is private Kefalin
do not disturb you ass
Kefalin preferred to get drunk
but I am his assistent
what, by the bitch, is this?
we clearly said at the Party's meeting
that the priest will play at the end
of the event when everyone is already drunk
clearly said, "For dance and listening"