Happy Ghost V 1991 High Quality

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Hi, Magic, have you been a good boy today?

Oh! I've missed you,

Thank you!

Just a silly old tearjerker!

What about getting dinner for
this hungry man of you

Really you have a heart of stone

Magic, you've been a brave boy today

How about your favorite for my little here?

It's a tiny burned but you'll forgive me!

Kathy How long is it going to be? I'm starving!

Hang on, just coming!

If you really want to eat

Don't just sit here like a bean bag!

Here try this, my special pork chop noodle,

It's the best of world,

It's only bones, no meat &
what's the hell do with the noodle?

Add half a pound of salt?

Honey, sugar cubes, salt & a spoon,

Help yourself!

Kathy!

Magic, sit,

Don't be so rude

I'm sorry!

You always said you wanted
me to be honest with you?

Just a little advice on ways to improve
your cooking that's all,

Where's my earring

Have you seen it?

Don't just stand there!

God, where's it!

Never mind, I'll buy you another pair!

No, you don't understand.

This was a birthday gift from my mum before
she moved to the States

It's irreplaceable How can I lose it?

Have you kicked it away when you
were watching the football match?

No.

Thanks my little prince

That dog really gets on my nerves he does

She's a fool for him

Kathy, this is the most delicious coffee ever

Don't overdo it,

I didn't make the coffee It's instant

You still boiled the water perfectly
to make good coffee,

Liar

You're still angry?

Let me give you a kiss!

My Magic wants a hug?

I think you like that dog a lot more
than you like me

Of course, he's not as phoney as you

I'm wrong if I'm honest and I'm wrong if
I exaggerate a little,

What can a guy do?

And you don't make it any easier for me!

Are we good friends, give me some face, OK?

I've to kiss her

Maggie, she's my girlfriend alright,
why can't I kiss her?

You're quite a rival, shithead!

Get lost, alright?

Not that dog again! What are you doing to Mary?

I'm going to kill you!
I'll kill your dog!

Why don't you keep that dog tied up?
He's always chasing Mary

He even brought a bone with him today,
He's not very subtle,

I'll cut his balls off,

Magic

I'm very sorry, It won't happen again,

I'll take care of it, alright?

Haha, well, that's great,
Alright, we'll forget it!

Yes, indeed,

Magic, how could you?

She's a virgin!

They're going,

It's too late, they're for the chop!

That's the end of your love-life!

I said took him for a walk
I didn't ask you to,

I did it for your sake,

Look, he won't be a nuisance any more

Your neighbor's not gonna complain about!

I have to fly to the States and
I want to see my parents,

I won't be back for a week
I'd like you to take care of Magic,

Here's a lst of his needs.

He has a can of "Good Boy" dog food
in the morning and

He has the dried food at night, exercise at 6 pm,

Don't forget,

Oh yes, Jack, just because I'm not here,

don't think you can drink and smoke
with your friends,

You can trust me! I kow
you don't like it so I won't do it

Now listen, Magic, you be a good dog,

Let him take care of you for a few days

If he doesn't treat you nicely,
complain to me when I get back

Don't worry, I'll deal with him,
I'll get revenge for you,

Jungle,, Jungle,,

It's so comfort

Big-ass, low down please

They're arrived,

Go and look at yourself

That's a girl's style,

My mother has never treat me like this before

What? Does it mean that
I've to obey to your master?

I won't listen, so what?

Follow me.

Ok guys, it's party time

Let's all get drunk!

Whatever you want, we've got it!

Each for everyone

Jack, I want it too

Kathy's only been gone for half an hour

And we're really having a good time together

But she's left that dog, and he's watching

PIZZA...

Hey, Magic go away, Leave us alone

Get away, wretched dog!

He doesn't like all the fun
Take care he's going to report rat on us

Go away,

What's all this? Who dealt this damn hand?

Getting ready to lose?

I think I will,

You,

I think he must be hungry, I forget to feed him,

Forget the dog We're playing a game!

He can wait!

He won't die if he's not fed
I'll die if we don't start,

What's it?
Nine,

What nine?
Diamond nine

There's a fire!

My face is on fire,

I must be drunk,

It's a little photo of you and
Lucy kissing each other,

Give me back

Come, you bastard! Hand it over!
Come on, give it to me!

Go for it, Jack! Lucy wanted
your ass for a long time

We'll make ourselves at home,

Go & enjoy it!

Hey, drink up!

What are you doing?

Just giving Magic little bit of fun

Better give him more than that then!

Hey, good show!

The show is soon coming,

What's wrong?

I'm sorry I'm sorry, Kathy!

I'm Lucy not Kathy!

He couldn't get it up,
and I think it's all your fault,

Alright Lucy, why not let one of us do it!

The 2 dogs have gone!

I'm a happy ghost,

You've just saved my temple

If not for you then all this could have
gone in smoke

Happy ghost never remembers bad things,

But I'll always remember my benefactor

Now you've saved my temple

I'm indebted to you,

No matter what it is.

I'm going to give you a reward,

Make a wish!

To be a man?

No I'm sorry

You want me to change fate,

I mustn't fiddle with destiny

You've be human 1 day-you've got
a lot of karma to burn off first,

Listen it isn't good avoiding karma you know

It always ends in tears,

Listen, what about something else

Wouldn't you rather have a bag of bones?

You sure about this?

A human?

You're certain?

Alright, and you're totally intent on being human?

I can do it for 49 days,
after that it's dog again,

Are you in agreement?

Nice dog Nice dog!

Buddha Buddha...

You can't be naked,
I'll have to find you something to wear,

No, don't sit there begging
As a man you'll have to stand up

So, stand up!

You still stand like a dog
Look, put your paws down

Ah, let's learn do talk,

Now you can start speaking,
open your mouth and try

You must talk, not bark, It's quite simple,

You just think & say it

I...

You're not getting it exactly

Relax! Alright
Do some different shapes with your mouth,

I'm in pain,

Now, maybe this'll encourage you,

And what's your name then?

Magic!

That's badge, or is it magic?

Come on then Magic

Be careful!

You must remember, you can only remain
a human for 49 days

One more thing, don't tell anyone
you're really a dog

It has to remain our secret,

Or...

You'll be a duck in your next life

You got that?

You can't pee against lampposts anymore,

You have to go in there,

Do you miss your mistress while she's away?

Yes

She hasn't come home yet, we'll return

Magic, being human isn't easy,

Perhaps you've heard of this,
that is a man work from sun to sun,

While you were a dog, you were safe,
Life was handled for you,

As a man now, you'll have to work,

You need a job,

Work?

I'm not so sure

No need to worry, it's easy getting a job,

Here.

In you go!

What is it?
Can I work here?

Can I work here?

Don't look at me To him, I'm invisible

Come on then!

Mr, Chan, this guy wants a job,

Fine, I'll talk to him.

Good evening sir

Sit down,

Sit down,

Sit straight,

You're sitting like a dog!

Sit straight,

You're sitting like a dog!

No him, I was talking to you!

No him, I was talking to you!

Listen you nerd, I don't care who
you're talking to, you'll...

Listen, shut up!

Stop begging, sit down

What was I saying?

You were asking my name,

You were asking my name,

Oh right, well, what is it?

I'm called Magic,

Tell him your name's Jacky Chan

My name's Jacky Chan,

Why sure it is

You got an lD card?

You're an illegal then

I'm a hard worker!

I'm a hard worker!

As night watchman and cleaner,

A thousand dollars a month
Do you think you can handle?

How is it?

Well don't let me down,
Alright, go and get started

Up and running

Well enjoy your time and good luck
as a human being,

Take care,

Hey... you...

This is what you wanted, you're a human being!

Hey, I need you over there

Now, pile up these soft drinks.

Hey, come on

Over there, come

He's heading for trouble!

Walks like a dog!

Good day sir!

You could learn from him,

Eats like a mouse, works like a horse

Never answer back; not like you, bunch of duffers

You guys eat like horses
Think hard work'll kill you,

And talk all day like a load of starlings

Yes, I'm impressed with him

This new guy's a winner,

He work his best off but why?

To prove he's better than us, heard what he said,

Let's put an end to it

Hurry! Don't linger!

Get a move on! That's it keep going

Don't waste time!

Tired? You look pooped,

Why don't you take a rest
The guys'll finish up for you

Good,

You look thirsty, How about a milk?

No thanks. Water's fine.

No need to drink water
We can have anything we like,

After all we work here, that's right,
isn't it boys?

Yeah, here!

How about canned fish?

And this!

Eats dog food?

He's from China, they eats dogs there,
he thinks it's canned dog

Eat up And take your time,

We'll go and work!

There he is Look at him sir!

Making it look he's working hard,

And we have to do everything,
all he does is waste time,

You see I wasn't lying, He does nothing!

You waste time? Comes off your pay!

Got it!

What? You lost Magic?

I haven't any idea where he went to

I woke up and he wasn't with me

Last time you looked after him you lost his balls

This time you've gone and lost the whole dog!

I've looked for him everywhere,

Stop the car!

Kathy, look I'm really sorry!

Where are you going?

Taxi!

Kathy...

Kathy...

Pal!

Where are you going?

Cousre you don't talk human,
OKK I'll talk dog then,

I'm called Magic, And how about you?

I'm Spotty Dick, I guard the pharmacy,

How is it?

It's OK, they're nice people

So he's finished up,

Look over there,

Do you think what we did to him, upset him?

Well he isn't seen nothing yet,

I agree guys

Who are those 3 guys anyway?

Just idiots

Some people

Right, not all though, I like my mistress,

Is she kind?
Yeah, very

The old guy at the pharmacy taught me to do this

Can you do it?

No I'm too heavy for that,
But I can catch a ball Can you do that?

And I've been in a car too!

Who is it?

What are you doing?

Come on guys, stock up!

Let's have some cognac!

Yeah...

Where's Fatty Turtle?
Who knows?

Take more!

Take more!
What? Stealing?

Ghost!

Help! Ghost!

What's the matter!

I did a little bit of ghostly magic,
those guys need a bit lesson,

Let's hope they learned
what's right & what's wrong,

I didn't know people were like that

Well they aren't all so, don't you worry,

Change me back,
I don't want to be human any more,

Absolutely no way at all

I asked all that is for special permission

You haven't even done 1 month
you can't just give up like this,

Come on,
How would I be able to face all the Gods?

You mean I've to stay like this?

It isn't as bad as all that really

In a little time you'll get
the hang of it & it'll be just fine,

Happy Ghost!

Pass me that come on.

What's the matter

You're the matter!

Do you want dog food?

That's right I don't know which one I want to

That one's full of gristle, I never want to

This, here is my favorite,

Full cut prime beef. It's wonderful!

Really? You eat it?

Yeah! It's the best one,
It's got all the nutrition!

Need for a nice wet nose.

And a wiggly tail too,

Excuse me, how much is this please?

I'm sorry, I don't know,

Kathy!

Kathy?

I'm sorry

Are you blind?

I'll pick it up,

The windows need cleaning-please go & do it!

The windows need cleaning-please go & do it!

I'm very sorry boss,
Thank you

Mummy! Kathy!

Kathy...

Looks a bit old to have lost his mummy,
Kathy!

Mind what you're doing,

Theft!
Theft!

Get up

Are you alright?

Is your head alright sir? You'd go to hospital,

I didn't have the chance to find out your name,

My name is Kathy

I'm Magic,
What coincidence!

Magic was the name of my dog too,

I didn't mean to say that you're a dog

No really l...

Alright, Magic be quiet

Doctor, how is he?

He's fine, just minor wounds.

I'll give an anti-tetanus shot & he'll be OK,

Thank you

I'm glad you're alright

I know I caused you all these troubles

& I don't know how to repay you,

To tell you the truth l...

Here we are,
Thank you

Didn't you've something to tell me? What's it?
I...

You'd not tell others the secret, or...

You'll become a duck in your next life,

I can't tell you or I'll turn into a duck

A duck?

Nice car nice dame!

This's during working hours
we'd learn a thing or two from ou,

See you
Bye bye!

Don't let us hold you up, come on!

What's all this?

You can't just come & go as
you see fit young man,

I can replace you very easily

But I was in an accident,
it wasn't what you think,

She didn't look like an accident!
We think she's gorgeous!

She had her bag snatched...

And along came sir Galahad!

Without his armour or his horse?!

You're fired I don't need to hear anything more

This's all you get, get out of here

Get lost...

But boss...
Alright get your shirt off!

What am I going to do now?

She'll keep you busy!

Magic, get in, I'll find
you a better job than this one,

Come on!

Michelle!

Family!

Old friend?

Family?

Is this the guy you told me about
the one who wants a job?

He's a hard worker.

Old friend!

The job is quite easy actually,

You just have to like animals

But he does have to sleep here as well

Don't worry, he knows all about that

He looks like a man after my own heart

Michelle, Gigi's not well today

She won't do pee pee or eat

She ate yesterday?

Yes, her usual chicken & brawn rice

Yes, you've to be careful,

Let's get her to a vet, maybe its serious

A vet? Loosen my collar!

Relax.

It's her collar, it's too tight, Let's loosen it

It's so nice!

It's better!

How did you know?

I did what she told me,

You've a very strange sense of humor,

I'm happy I can breathe again

Kid...
What?

Want to eat something?

Eat or not?

No.

A mini typhoon!

Delicious!

Not this again

Someone is coming,

Maisle's got the grumps,

I don't know what's the matter with her

Can you help?

What do you expect with that hair style?

I hate it!

She's to wear it like this'd
all the rage over in ltaly

I'm not in ltaly!

I hate this hair style

Yes, but Maisie hates it,
she feels that she looks stupid

He understands me!

Dogs don't find this beautiful,

Try & imagine being a dog
you'd not like this, right

Right Winston?

It's ugly-'Maisle's a dog not a toy'

Stupid!

What can I do about it?

First of all, take all these silly clips out,

And let her hair grow naturally

That's right!

Get her to take this horrible coat off

I hate this coat! Horrible!

And let me roll in cows hit sometimes

Well, I'll do what you said

He understands me.

Thanks a lot

Come on Maisie, let's return
you back into a real dog

Hi Magic

Michelle,
Hi Kathy

Look, he's amazing,

Aren't you glad you're not a poodle?

But I wish I was a bit more handsome,

You are handsome!

Really!

That's great! He's been here
for one week & now a raise,

I don't like his dress sense,
those funny old pajama he wears!

If I give you some money,

Can you make him presentable?

Can you read this?

And so now?

How about now?

Can you see this one?

Why can't you? You must be blind,

What's this?

O,

O right?

O right? So you're blind then

But I can see the letters,
I don't know what they are,

20 minutes

Hi!

What's the matter with him?

Smartie!

He kissed me!

He is so smart!

I love you

ROSE, MARY

That's the thing with dogs,
they do exactly what they like

Sir

This restaurant is famous for its steak,
have you ever been here before?

Never, they wouldn't let me in.

Why not?

I... I don't have the money

This time it's my treat

Their filet mignon with butter & garlic
is the house specialty here,

Try!

Jack, this is Magic,
the one who got my purse back

Magic, meet Jack,

Magic, what's the matter?

Hi!

Have you eaten yet?

Yes I have, don't forget
your playing tennis with me,

Magic, can you play tennis?

Well that settles it, we're going to teach
you how to play

Madam, anything else,

That's all, thank you,

Waiter, bill please

Do you still want it?

Magic, your turn,

Jack, won't you let Magic at least try?

I'll play with him,

You're tired anyway, just take a rest,

Magic you go & play a while,

Jack, It's no fun for him sitting here,
you play with him,

Jack will teach you,

OK!
I'll get ice cream

Serve you right!

I surrender

Ice cream,

Did you play?

He learns fast He's almost as good as me

I've lost my earring again Help me lind it

Honey, it's such a big place here,

Let me buy you another pair?

They have sentimental value,
they were from my mother,

So we spend the rest of the evening here,

I know where to find
a pair that's exactly the same

Nobody could tell the difference,

I could tell the difference

Look! I've found it!

Here it is! Well, is this it?

Yes

It's been in the drain, it's got to be washed,

We'll go & fetch the car

Do we've to have that jerk with us for the night?

Here it's clean.

Did you wash it in the swimming pool then?

Thank you!

Thank you!

Jack, just a minute,

Have you lost your key?

Yes, it must be in my other clothes, the old one,

This excuses this guy, comes up with,

So you don't have anywhere to sleep tonight?

Well, he can't stay over at my place

Alright, he can stay over at my place then,

This way,

Don't be shy, just make yourself at home

Jack's a good guy,

Jack, Magic can sleep in the study I'll fix it up

Well, I'll do the room later

I'll take you home first

It's alright, I'll take a cab,
I'll call you when I'm home

Goodnight, Magic

Look after him, won't you?

Yes honey,

Boy, I've to hand it to you,
you may look like a 4-eyed nerd,

From nowhere but you sure know how
to get in on a good thing

And as for calling yourself
Magic go to the top of the class

You really scored a lot of brownie points there,
didn't you?

But get this, she's my girl has been for 3 years,

And don't forget it

Where are you going?

To sleep in the study

You'll sleep right where you are, the sofa,

You better be warned because I'm serious,

I hate rivals, I'm going to cut your balls off,

Just like I did to her dog

If you hang around her any more,

No need to sleep on the sofa,
why don't you come in the study?

What are you doing here?

I took your key home by mistake, I'm returning it,

Thank you

Why don't I take you out & help you find a taxi?

What's that?

Jack, while I was away what did you do?

You,

Kathy come back, I can explain!

Look you know I love you Kathy,

What's the matter?

Don't move!

I've been with you for 3 years now,

Kathy, listen, you know I love you,

Listen, I can explain!

I'm not interested in any other girls

Get away from me,

Stop following me around like a stupid dog,

I'm the dog!

Why you hanging around?

I'm talking to you; not him!

Me!?

You'll regret this, Kathy I promise!

Alright, can't win all

Come on,

Your place or mine?

Not you,

Excuse me

How did you know where my slippers were?

I just guessed, I guess...

Thank you

Sit down,

Let me get you something to eat,
Thanks

What are you doing?

Nothing, I've never seen a bed like this before,

It's really a nice bed, isn't it?

There's another one just like
it in the guest room,

Would you mind waiting out there for me?

OK!

Well, eat it,

Should I make you something to go with it?

No need, I've got this,

I don't know, but when I see you,
you give me this strange feeling,

The feeling, I used to have with my dog Magic,

I'm sorry, I don't mean to compare you to my dog,

I'm sorry

Don't worry, your dog'll come back

It was all Jack's fault,

If he'd had looked after Magic instead
of fooling around

It would never have happened

I never want to see him again

See you tomorrow

Why'd I have to apolegise?

She's got to be kidding,
she's not the only lish in the sea

With my look & charm, straight up,
eat your heart out

Sleep!

My God, I've to see her!

That makes me look weak though

No way, do I need a woman?

Sleep!

You're here,

Why not? Kathy's here as well

You mean you never went home last night?

Well of course I didn't, I stayed with her

I did

Where did you sleep?

Also,,,
What's it?

We just stept together,

Stept together?

What is it?

What's the meaning of all these noise?

Come here, I need to talk to you, Out!

Lock out big boy?

Come on in

Why is your bed such a mess?

And what's this? 2 pillows, why 2 pillows?

Oh you didn't have company in bed, did you?

One for you one for him!

What are you talking about?

Listen to that!

Your voice is all bucky Kathy

You obviously didn't get any sleep last night!

You are a real ass

This time you're insulting me & my friend,

What friend?

You hardly know the guy-
what is it a week at the most now

I've known you for 3 years

Shut up, we've had 3 years

But how long have you'd with that woman?

So you went to bed with that dog to spite me,
did you Kathy?

Get out right now

I never want to see you again

I won't! I'm going to stay here

Out, get out!

You,

Hi, it's you!

I love a man when he's angry

Would you like to come over
here for a little drink?,

No! I wouldn't, what are you? A bitch?
Get lost!

You stop it!

I'm pretty good at this!

I'm outtalk here,

I'm lucky!

Get away quicky!

Stop it,

No, Kathy, don't throw the fridge,
it's too heavy to kill him,

I just want a drink

Magic, let's go to a party tonight

Good heavens, he looks like the dog's dinner,

KKathy did a good job really,
you do look so different,

She even invited me to a party tonight,

Uh? What about Jack?,

Excuse me!

I'd like to buy a collar

Of course, These are the new designs from ltaly,

It's beatutiful

It's snazzy!

Just a minute,

Can you wrap it up?

Disgusting!

Who does he think he is?

You're just jealous,

You're so handsome!

I like it, take it off my salary,

This one's for Kathy, see you later

Why are you wearing a dog collar?

You see dogs in sweaters,
why not men in dog collars?

Why not? KK,now what it's great!

This one's for you,

Is it a fashion of this year?

Not bad!

And it matches my dress, Thanks,

Hi!

Why not!

What's happened? Who's Kathy with?

Hey, so who ditched who, Jack?

Gross,

Disgusting,

I'm sorry

Lucy, would you care to dance?

Thank you

Jack is really something

Dance with me

I don't know how to,

Never mind, I'll teach you

I'm sorry

Not up there, here.

Good! That's better

I'm sorry, I've to go to the washroom,

What's it?

Hi Magic, I'm John, a friend of Jack's

Shake your hand!

I'm George,

John, George

Like some snails? Delicious!

Go on, dig it,

Yummy

(Wasabi)

Hey, buddy, someone invites you to sing,

Are you interested? Can you sing?

Jack!

Water at last!

You really are something!

I'm something at least I'm not a dog

Not like him!

How do you know I'm a dog?

Don't call yourself a dog,

Anyone who jumps into bed with someone
else's girlfriend is a dog!

He is a dog!

What did you say?

Sir...

Sir...

Are you alright?

Come on, let's go

Are you hurt?

How I hate him!

You're becoming drunk, too much cognac!

I hate him

You tell me, what's she got that I haven't got?

You're a nicer girl,

And a lot cuter

Then why won't he tell the bitch to go?

I'll get you some water

Vodka

I want cognac!

Drink this water

You lie to me, I hate people who lie,

I didn't really lie

I just twisted the truth

The truth is I'm your dog

Dog

I know, you're an old dog?

I'm your dog!

I like dog, dog is faithful,

Kathy,,,

Suppertime, guys!

Come & eat!

I'm so hungry!

Here it is, dinner delicious......

See this!

It's fun being together, I love being a human,

I'm so happy

I feel happy for you,

Me too.

I jealous you

I envy you,

What do you think,

I don't think it'll workout,

Human are nothing but trouble,

I don't speak dog, what's going on?

Bring me some chicken tomorrow

Happy Ghost, can you help me please?

Magic, how many times have I said it,

Impossible to be a dog again before your time,

But I don't want to be a dog

I want to stay like this

Well, now that's even more difficult,

R,eincarnationwise,
you're pretty low down the ladder

Not long out of the plant kingdom,
so don't push your luck here

Even in your next life,

You won't be human,
you got a few more dog lives yet

You're very lucky you'd these 49 days,

Don't upset the Gods,
or you may return as a grasshopper,

But that feeling I've with my mistress

The warmth & wonderfulness

It's not like being with
your average bitch at all

It's reserved for the human kingdom,
only human beings can have feelings like that,

They say I love you

Love you?

Other than making money,

Love motivates human to do anything,

The trouble is...

People just treat love & money in the same way.

Think they can own love

When in fact it's a gift to give

Many live, spent working that one out,

But why?

Just believe it

You try & control love,

& you'll live to regret it,

Come back, it's not true

I want love

I want love!

I really like it here,

I'm sorry sir, you're not allowed
to bring your dog in here

I can't go in,

What's the matter with you? You're not a dog

That's right, I'm not a dog,

Let's go in,

Magic, would you like a hot dog?

A dog? I can't eat a dog!

Not a dog, a hot dog

It doesn't matter if it's hot or cold

I just don't eat it

Two hot dogs please,

Eat up! It's sausage, there's no dog,

I promise you that

Be careful with love,

So what happened?

Thought I saw something

Well, why don't we go to a movie?

Piss off, go on!

Be careful with love,

What is it?

It's a scary movie,

Did she scare you with her body?

No love!

No love!

No love!

No love!

Let's go

No love my friend,

Do you know why I asked you over for dinner?

Today's my birthday

I'm sorry but I don't have a present

But wait till next payday

Happy birthday

Excuse me

Hello?
Happy birthday

Thank you
I'm sorry

I'm sorry Jack, I'm not alone

Be careful in love

No love.

You mustn't fall in love with her,

Now what?

Nothing, just spilled my drink,
I'll just go clean up,

Remember, you'll live to regret
it if you love her

Come here

You made me human,
how come you won't let me love?

You've only got 7 more days left

Don't wreck it by falling in love

I want to stay human not a dog,

But you can't change your destiny as a dog now

Listen, it's not the same thing,
a man is not a dog

I don't care about that,
I've got 7 days left to be a lover

And I'm going to use them

But it isn't worth it

It won't work really, cause you aren't a man

You're only man's best friend,

Kathy still loves Jack

And Jack loves her too

How you know it?

I've watched their diaries

They're perfect couple

You'd be responsible for this mess

Let do a good job before you leave

Match them as a merit for yourself

KKathy we need to talk, I want to thank you

For making me happy, in my new life

I understand

It must be very hard in Mainland China,

I'm glad you came to HK,

I want to say...

Jack loves you, you can't just leave him

Forgive him,

What are you talking about?

Lucy means nothing at all to him,

I'm sure of that!

How do you know?

I saw it with my own eyes,

Saw it with your own eyes?

I'm really your dog Magic

I see, you've met someone new,

Do you have a wife in China, is that it?

If you don't want to be my friend,

Just say so, you don't have to show up
with such excuses

I really am your dog Magic

I can prove it, I know so much about you

What do you know about?

That earring you're wearing was a present
years ago from your mom

You mist aid it, I found it for
you there in the rubbish

And I know about that watch,
it's a present from Jack on Valentines Day

But,
You stop it,

You read my diary!

Do you have no sense of privacy?

I didn't do it

Get out!

Open the door!

I didn't read it, I swear to you,

Hi hunky, you've been thrown out again?

No wonder you call yourself a dog,

The 2 of you make a perfect couple,

You've ruined everything

In the end you'll thank me

It's better this way

Never mind, come to my place,

Little cuddle, come on honey,

Hello,
I'm downstairs Kathy

What do you want?

Please Kathy, I want to apologies

Please let me come up & explain, alright?

These human games

He's all sad.

All the need is a good walk, he'll be line

Are you puzzled by love?

I've that experience

Be a man!

Women are trouble,

It's a broken heart

Someone to see you, Mr Chiu,

Thank you

It's the last day,

Time to go back to the Kennel,

I've to get Kathy a present

I promised her that I would,

Your only have one hour left

I know,

KKathy doesn't know what a lucky woman
she is to have a loyal dog like this,

Hurry up Magic,

Big wills only,

Sorry, close for lunch

I've got 1 0 cherubs to pay in

Well shill!

Can't you see there's a line?

Backward...

A thief's line up too?

Thank you, that's a great help,
Delighted

Goodbye then guys

We'll miss you

And your funny ways
Good luck, think about us sometimes

I'll think about you

Let us out then,

I miss you too,

Handsome, I'll miss you.

Goodbye guys

I'll miss you too

Goodbye!

What's you? Are you leaving?

I don't have any choice

But why not? Wasn't the raise enough for you?

I want to raise you salary next month still

It was more than enough

But I fell my life's going to the dogs here

So you're going?

It's time I got back to my roots, you know,

I get your meaning, you nust miss your family

Ready,
Stay there!

Or I'll have to shoot her

Nobody more I'll shoot to kill

Keep still! And shut up.

Keep still!

Thousand dollar bills

Magic, I want to give you this

No thank you, buy something
for my friends here would you?

This is a news flash

There is a robbery under way at
the Philippine Tai Sung Bank

A robber's taken a woman hostage
& is holding her at gun-point

The poilce are fully armed & ready for action

The thief is also armed,
& psychiatrists think his behaviour

indicetes he is under heavy stress

& would kill with very little provocation,

Hostages are very dangerous now,
I've gonna rescue her,

You cant, you might get killed

Go for it Magic Go for it

Taxi, Phillppine Tai Sung Bank, fast as you can

No way, I'm on lunch break

Hey buddy, pleace take me to the Tai Sung Bank

Over there,

Nancy, you like driving fast?

You call this fast? There's a guy
there going past us on foot

Don't believe it! We're doing almost a hundred
kilometres an hour

Pull over!
This is crazy!

I iust got overtaken by a guy on foot

Go charge him first!

Cut the crap licence

Let me through, I've got to rescue my friend

I've got to rescue my friend

No He'll hurt you

Be still, or I'll shoot her

Magic, don't!

Don't come over, I'll shoot!

Magic

Magic

I surrender

I surrender

I surrender

Magic Magic

Out the way!

You'll be alrighy, Magic

Go & get the doctor

Hang on in there, the doctor's coming

I promised I'll get you something
gor your birthday

Thank you

I'm your dog you know,

I'm didn't lie to you kathy

Doctor

Doctor, he's been shot in the chest

Relax, let's see

Hey, come here

What?

You are in the wrong place, guy

You'd have taken him to the vet

He really is Magic

Magic

Well there's nothing I can do for him

I'm going

Magic

Time to go

Just one last goodboye

Alright!

I told you not to mess around with love

Oh no, I'm crying as well

Come on

Don't cry Kathy, you know he loved you!

Magic

Don't get upset

And the best love stories are riddled with tragedy

Think of Romeo & Juliet

Anyway you've some practice as a man

Kathy

Here's what the stork brought
for Pansy the poodle

Congratulations

I know how much you like dogs, accept it

Thank you

Do you recognize me?

He looks like Magic

The only one in the litter that did!

Is it he son fo Magic?

I'm scared he's ugly,

Don't make that face, you'll scare the puppy

Alright, I promise I'll never scare him again

Come to daddy, there's a good little boy

Taste good!

They say puppy peepee good for virility,
old Chinese saying, right?

Pal, go home now

Watch your step!
So we've got a happy ending