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Hi, Magic, have you been a good boy today?

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Oh! I've missed you,

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Thank you!

4
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Just a silly old tearjerker!

5
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What about getting dinner for
this hungry man of you

6
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Really you have a heart of stone

7
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Magic, you've been a brave boy today

8
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How about your favorite for my little here?

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It's a tiny burned but you'll forgive me!

10
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Kathy How long is it going to be? I'm starving!

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Hang on, just coming!

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If you really want to eat

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Don't just sit here like a bean bag!

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Here try this, my special pork chop noodle,

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It's the best of world,

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It's only bones, no meat &
what's the hell do with the noodle?

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Add half a pound of salt?

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Honey, sugar cubes, salt & a spoon,

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Help yourself!

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Kathy!

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Magic, sit,

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Don't be so rude

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I'm sorry!

24
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You always said you wanted
me to be honest with you?

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Just a little advice on ways to improve
your cooking that's all,

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Where's my earring

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Have you seen it?

28
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Don't just stand there!

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God, where's it!

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Never mind, I'll buy you another pair!

31
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No, you don't understand.

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This was a birthday gift from my mum before
she moved to the States

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It's irreplaceable How can I lose it?

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Have you kicked it away when you
were watching the football match?

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No.

36
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Thanks my little prince

37
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That dog really gets on my nerves he does

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She's a fool for him

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Kathy, this is the most delicious coffee ever

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Don't overdo it,

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I didn't make the coffee It's instant

42
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You still boiled the water perfectly
to make good coffee,

43
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Liar

44
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You're still angry?

45
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Let me give you a kiss!

46
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My Magic wants a hug?

47
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I think you like that dog a lot more
than you like me

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Of course, he's not as phoney as you

49
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I'm wrong if I'm honest and I'm wrong if
I exaggerate a little,

50
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What can a guy do?

51
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And you don't make it any easier for me!

52
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Are we good friends, give me some face, OK?

53
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I've to kiss her

54
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Maggie, she's my girlfriend alright,
why can't I kiss her?

55
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You're quite a rival, shithead!

56
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Get lost, alright?

57
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Not that dog again! What are you doing to Mary?

58
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I'm going to kill you!
I'll kill your dog!

59
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Why don't you keep that dog tied up?
He's always chasing Mary

60
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He even brought a bone with him today,
He's not very subtle,

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I'll cut his balls off,

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Magic

63
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I'm very sorry, It won't happen again,

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I'll take care of it, alright?

65
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Haha, well, that's great,
Alright, we'll forget it!

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Yes, indeed,

67
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Magic, how could you?

68
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She's a virgin!

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They're going,

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It's too late, they're for the chop!

71
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That's the end of your love-life!

72
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I said took him for a walk
I didn't ask you to,

73
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I did it for your sake,

74
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Look, he won't be a nuisance any more

75
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Your neighbor's not gonna complain about!

76
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I have to fly to the States and
I want to see my parents,

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I won't be back for a week
I'd like you to take care of Magic,

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Here's a lst of his needs.

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He has a can of "Good Boy" dog food
in the morning and

80
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He has the dried food at night, exercise at 6 pm,

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Don't forget,

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Oh yes, Jack, just because I'm not here,

83
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don't think you can drink and smoke
with your friends,

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You can trust me! I kow
you don't like it so I won't do it

85
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Now listen, Magic, you be a good dog,

86
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Let him take care of you for a few days

87
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If he doesn't treat you nicely,
complain to me when I get back

88
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Don't worry, I'll deal with him,
I'll get revenge for you,

89
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Jungle,, Jungle,,

90
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It's so comfort

91
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Big-ass, low down please

92
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They're arrived,

93
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Go and look at yourself

94
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That's a girl's style,

95
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My mother has never treat me like this before

96
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,301
What? Does it mean that
I've to obey to your master?

97
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I won't listen, so what?

98
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Follow me.

99
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Ok guys, it's party time

100
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Let's all get drunk!

101
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Whatever you want, we've got it!

102
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Each for everyone

103
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Jack, I want it too

104
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,907
Kathy's only been gone for half an hour

105
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And we're really having a good time together

106
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:53,145
But she's left that dog, and he's watching

107
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PIZZA...

108
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Hey, Magic go away, Leave us alone

109
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Get away, wretched dog!

110
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He doesn't like all the fun
Take care he's going to report rat on us

111
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Go away,

112
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What's all this? Who dealt this damn hand?

113
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Getting ready to lose?

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I think I will,

115
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You,

116
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I think he must be hungry, I forget to feed him,

117
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Forget the dog We're playing a game!

118
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He can wait!

119
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He won't die if he's not fed
I'll die if we don't start,

120
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What's it?
Nine,

121
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What nine?
Diamond nine

122
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There's a fire!

123
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My face is on fire,

124
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I must be drunk,

125
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It's a little photo of you and
Lucy kissing each other,

126
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Give me back

127
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Come, you bastard! Hand it over!
Come on, give it to me!

128
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Go for it, Jack! Lucy wanted
your ass for a long time

129
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We'll make ourselves at home,

130
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Go & enjoy it!

131
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:08,008
Hey, drink up!

132
00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:09,748
What are you doing?

133
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:13,552
Just giving Magic little bit of fun

134
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Better give him more than that then!

135
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:30,769
Hey, good show!

136
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The show is soon coming,

137
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,636
What's wrong?

138
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:06,705
I'm sorry I'm sorry, Kathy!

139
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:17,449
I'm Lucy not Kathy!

140
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:21,787
He couldn't get it up,
and I think it's all your fault,

141
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:33,999
Alright Lucy, why not let one of us do it!

142
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The 2 dogs have gone!

143
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,024
I'm a happy ghost,

144
00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:23,909
You've just saved my temple

145
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:27,846
If not for you then all this could have
gone in smoke

146
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:32,117
Happy ghost never remembers bad things,

147
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,919
But I'll always remember my benefactor

148
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,888
Now you've saved my temple

149
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I'm indebted to you,

150
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:42,828
No matter what it is.

151
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,364
I'm going to give you a reward,

152
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Make a wish!

153
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To be a man?

154
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,744
No I'm sorry

155
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,712
You want me to change fate,

156
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,414
I mustn't fiddle with destiny

157
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:06,218
You've be human 1 day-you've got
a lot of karma to burn off first,

158
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,353
Listen it isn't good avoiding karma you know

159
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,019
It always ends in tears,

160
00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:13,459
Listen, what about something else

161
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,861
Wouldn't you rather have a bag of bones?

162
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,997
You sure about this?

163
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A human?

164
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,901
You're certain?

165
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:27,439
Alright, and you're totally intent on being human?

166
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I can do it for 49 days,
after that it's dog again,

167
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Are you in agreement?

168
00:18:35,028 --> 00:19:00,873
Nice dog Nice dog!

169
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,409
Buddha Buddha...

170
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:15,087
You can't be naked,
I'll have to find you something to wear,

171
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,079
No, don't sit there begging
As a man you'll have to stand up

172
00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:21,076
So, stand up!

173
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:26,865
You still stand like a dog
Look, put your paws down

174
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,101
Ah, let's learn do talk,

175
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:33,505
Now you can start speaking,
open your mouth and try

176
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,408
You must talk, not bark, It's quite simple,

177
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:39,945
You just think & say it

178
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,648
I...

179
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,349
You're not getting it exactly

180
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,853
Relax! Alright
Do some different shapes with your mouth,

181
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,623
I'm in pain,

182
00:19:51,623 --> 00:20:05,017
Now, maybe this'll encourage you,

183
00:20:05,017 --> 00:20:07,239
And what's your name then?

184
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,054
Magic!

185
00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:10,876
That's badge, or is it magic?

186
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:21,286
Come on then Magic

187
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:32,598
Be careful!

188
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,000
You must remember, you can only remain
a human for 49 days

189
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,303
One more thing, don't tell anyone
you're really a dog

190
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,405
It has to remain our secret,

191
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,773
Or...

192
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,008
You'll be a duck in your next life

193
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:46,578
You got that?

194
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,513
You can't pee against lampposts anymore,

195
00:20:48,513 --> 00:21:07,599
You have to go in there,

196
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:11,169
Do you miss your mistress while she's away?

197
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:14,239
Yes

198
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:23,949
She hasn't come home yet, we'll return

199
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,718
Magic, being human isn't easy,

200
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:32,424
Perhaps you've heard of this,
that is a man work from sun to sun,

201
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:36,495
While you were a dog, you were safe,
Life was handled for you,

202
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:40,232
As a man now, you'll have to work,

203
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,733
You need a job,

204
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:44,536
Work?

205
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,437
I'm not so sure

206
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,106
No need to worry, it's easy getting a job,

207
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:50,509
Here.

208
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:55,113
In you go!

209
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,049
What is it?
Can I work here?

210
00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:02,521
Can I work here?

211
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:08,527
Don't look at me To him, I'm invisible

212
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:14,199
Come on then!

213
00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:18,027
Mr, Chan, this guy wants a job,

214
00:22:18,027 --> 00:22:23,342
Fine, I'll talk to him.

215
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,611
Good evening sir

216
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:29,081
Sit down,

217
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:33,885
Sit down,

218
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:35,487
Sit straight,

219
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,823
You're sitting like a dog!

220
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,491
Sit straight,

221
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,194
You're sitting like a dog!

222
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,023
No him, I was talking to you!

223
00:22:45,023 --> 00:22:47,099
No him, I was talking to you!

224
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:51,069
Listen you nerd, I don't care who
you're talking to, you'll...

225
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,305
Listen, shut up!

226
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:58,744
Stop begging, sit down

227
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,579
What was I saying?

228
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,881
You were asking my name,

229
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,983
You were asking my name,

230
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:06,218
Oh right, well, what is it?

231
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,619
I'm called Magic,

232
00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:10,255
Tell him your name's Jacky Chan

233
00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:11,957
My name's Jacky Chan,

234
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,592
Why sure it is

235
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:18,296
You got an lD card?

236
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:20,632
You're an illegal then

237
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,267
I'm a hard worker!

238
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:23,568
I'm a hard worker!

239
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,904
As night watchman and cleaner,

240
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,014
A thousand dollars a month
Do you think you can handle?

241
00:23:28,014 --> 00:23:32,711
How is it?

242
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:36,047
Well don't let me down,
Alright, go and get started

243
00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:37,516
Up and running

244
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:41,042
Well enjoy your time and good luck
as a human being,

245
00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:43,221
Take care,

246
00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:44,099
Hey... you...

247
00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:56,802
This is what you wanted, you're a human being!

248
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:59,438
Hey, I need you over there

249
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:11,216
Now, pile up these soft drinks.

250
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:19,357
Hey, come on

251
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:26,665
Over there, come

252
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,634
He's heading for trouble!

253
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,471
Walks like a dog!

254
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,172
Good day sir!

255
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,064
You could learn from him,

256
00:24:35,064 --> 00:24:38,051
Eats like a mouse, works like a horse

257
00:24:38,051 --> 00:24:41,058
Never answer back; not like you, bunch of duffers

258
00:24:41,058 --> 00:24:44,115
You guys eat like horses
Think hard work'll kill you,

259
00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:50,722
And talk all day like a load of starlings

260
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,491
Yes, I'm impressed with him

261
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:59,998
This new guy's a winner,

262
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,766
He work his best off but why?

263
00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,635
To prove he's better than us, heard what he said,

264
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,871
Let's put an end to it

265
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:09,941
Hurry! Don't linger!

266
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:13,445
Get a move on! That's it keep going

267
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:18,216
Don't waste time!

268
00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:19,951
Tired? You look pooped,

269
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,954
Why don't you take a rest
The guys'll finish up for you

270
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,456
Good,

271
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,325
You look thirsty, How about a milk?

272
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,086
No thanks. Water's fine.

273
00:25:28,086 --> 00:25:30,462
No need to drink water
We can have anything we like,

274
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,964
After all we work here, that's right,
isn't it boys?

275
00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:36,535
Yeah, here!

276
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:41,039
How about canned fish?

277
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,442
And this!

278
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:47,946
Eats dog food?

279
00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:56,821
He's from China, they eats dogs there,
he thinks it's canned dog

280
00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:59,424
Eat up And take your time,

281
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:07,732
We'll go and work!

282
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:11,102
There he is Look at him sir!

283
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,171
Making it look he's working hard,

284
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,054
And we have to do everything,
all he does is waste time,

285
00:26:15,054 --> 00:26:19,678
You see I wasn't lying, He does nothing!

286
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:24,249
You waste time? Comes off your pay!

287
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:29,022
Got it!

288
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:31,099
What? You lost Magic?

289
00:26:31,099 --> 00:26:35,794
I haven't any idea where he went to

290
00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:37,429
I woke up and he wasn't with me

291
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,664
Last time you looked after him you lost his balls

292
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:43,134
This time you've gone and lost the whole dog!

293
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,057
I've looked for him everywhere,

294
00:26:45,057 --> 00:26:48,084
Stop the car!

295
00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:50,675
Kathy, look I'm really sorry!

296
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:53,511
Where are you going?

297
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,714
Taxi!

298
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:58,683
Kathy...

299
00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:08,526
Kathy...

300
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:12,023
Pal!

301
00:27:12,023 --> 00:27:16,067
Where are you going?

302
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:25,001
Cousre you don't talk human,
OKK I'll talk dog then,

303
00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,911
I'm called Magic, And how about you?

304
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:29,781
I'm Spotty Dick, I guard the pharmacy,

305
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,216
How is it?

306
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:33,718
It's OK, they're nice people

307
00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,954
So he's finished up,

308
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:43,828
Look over there,

309
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,665
Do you think what we did to him, upset him?

310
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,066
Well he isn't seen nothing yet,

311
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:52,203
I agree guys

312
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:54,039
Who are those 3 guys anyway?

313
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,014
Just idiots

314
00:27:55,014 --> 00:27:56,508
Some people

315
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,109
Right, not all though, I like my mistress,

316
00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,245
Is she kind?
Yeah, very

317
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:03,515
The old guy at the pharmacy taught me to do this

318
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,095
Can you do it?

319
00:28:05,095 --> 00:28:08,053
No I'm too heavy for that,
But I can catch a ball Can you do that?

320
00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:48,493
And I've been in a car too!

321
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:54,766
Who is it?

322
00:28:54,766 --> 00:29:05,276
What are you doing?

323
00:29:05,276 --> 00:30:08,339
Come on guys, stock up!

324
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:11,276
Let's have some cognac!

325
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:15,747
Yeah...

326
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:30,495
Where's Fatty Turtle?
Who knows?

327
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:44,742
Take more!

328
00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:49,047
Take more!
What? Stealing?

329
00:30:49,047 --> 00:31:09,003
Ghost!

330
00:31:09,003 --> 00:32:15,767
Help! Ghost!

331
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:54,639
What's the matter!

332
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:58,042
I did a little bit of ghostly magic,
those guys need a bit lesson,

333
00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:10,888
Let's hope they learned
what's right & what's wrong,

334
00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:13,257
I didn't know people were like that

335
00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:15,927
Well they aren't all so, don't you worry,

336
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,529
Change me back,
I don't want to be human any more,

337
00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:20,932
Absolutely no way at all

338
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:25,837
I asked all that is for special permission

339
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,084
You haven't even done 1 month
you can't just give up like this,

340
00:33:28,084 --> 00:33:32,041
Come on,
How would I be able to face all the Gods?

341
00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:34,045
You mean I've to stay like this?

342
00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,008
It isn't as bad as all that really

343
00:33:36,008 --> 00:33:41,853
In a little time you'll get
the hang of it & it'll be just fine,

344
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:52,163
Happy Ghost!

345
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:54,766
Pass me that come on.

346
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,867
What's the matter

347
00:33:55,867 --> 00:34:07,245
You're the matter!

348
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:08,098
Do you want dog food?

349
00:34:08,098 --> 00:34:11,082
That's right I don't know which one I want to

350
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,451
That one's full of gristle, I never want to

351
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:14,752
This, here is my favorite,

352
00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:16,821
Full cut prime beef. It's wonderful!

353
00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:18,756
Really? You eat it?

354
00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:20,792
Yeah! It's the best one,
It's got all the nutrition!

355
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,427
Need for a nice wet nose.

356
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:55,026
And a wiggly tail too,

357
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,095
Excuse me, how much is this please?

358
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:20,651
I'm sorry, I don't know,

359
00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:22,062
Kathy!

360
00:35:22,062 --> 00:35:24,288
Kathy?

361
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:28,159
I'm sorry

362
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:29,076
Are you blind?

363
00:35:29,076 --> 00:35:35,166
I'll pick it up,

364
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,236
The windows need cleaning-please go & do it!

365
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:40,404
The windows need cleaning-please go & do it!

366
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:47,345
I'm very sorry boss,
Thank you

367
00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:50,381
Mummy! Kathy!

368
00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,282
Kathy...

369
00:35:51,282 --> 00:36:03,161
Looks a bit old to have lost his mummy,
Kathy!

370
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:10,868
Mind what you're doing,

371
00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:29,787
Theft!
Theft!

372
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,069
Get up

373
00:36:32,069 --> 00:36:34,859
Are you alright?

374
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:41,599
Is your head alright sir? You'd go to hospital,

375
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,935
I didn't have the chance to find out your name,

376
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,369
My name is Kathy

377
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,505
I'm Magic,
What coincidence!

378
00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:50,708
Magic was the name of my dog too,

379
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,611
I didn't mean to say that you're a dog

380
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:54,912
No really l...

381
00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:57,815
Alright, Magic be quiet

382
00:36:57,815 --> 00:36:59,483
Doctor, how is he?

383
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,252
He's fine, just minor wounds.

384
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:04,021
I'll give an anti-tetanus shot & he'll be OK,

385
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:06,457
Thank you

386
00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:08,359
I'm glad you're alright

387
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:09,927
I know I caused you all these troubles

388
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:15,299
& I don't know how to repay you,

389
00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:22,206
To tell you the truth l...

390
00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:24,575
Here we are,
Thank you

391
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:30,081
Didn't you've something to tell me? What's it?
I...

392
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,617
You'd not tell others the secret, or...

393
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:35,019
You'll become a duck in your next life,

394
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:37,221
I can't tell you or I'll turn into a duck

395
00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,724
A duck?

396
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,259
Nice car nice dame!

397
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:45,329
This's during working hours
we'd learn a thing or two from ou,

398
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:49,267
See you
Bye bye!

399
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:53,337
Don't let us hold you up, come on!

400
00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,805
What's all this?

401
00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:57,275
You can't just come & go as
you see fit young man,

402
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,031
I can replace you very easily

403
00:37:59,031 --> 00:38:00,778
But I was in an accident,
it wasn't what you think,

404
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:03,948
She didn't look like an accident!
We think she's gorgeous!

405
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,616
She had her bag snatched...

406
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,185
And along came sir Galahad!

407
00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:10,121
Without his armour or his horse?!

408
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,039
You're fired I don't need to hear anything more

409
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:15,026
This's all you get, get out of here

410
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:17,461
Get lost...

411
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:21,766
But boss...
Alright get your shirt off!

412
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:23,334
What am I going to do now?

413
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:27,972
She'll keep you busy!

414
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,542
Magic, get in, I'll find
you a better job than this one,

415
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:44,355
Come on!

416
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,791
Michelle!

417
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:50,461
Family!

418
00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:51,796
Old friend?

419
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:54,498
Family?

420
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:58,035
Is this the guy you told me about
the one who wants a job?

421
00:38:58,035 --> 00:38:59,303
He's a hard worker.

422
00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:02,006
Old friend!

423
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,708
The job is quite easy actually,

424
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,001
You just have to like animals

425
00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:07,712
But he does have to sleep here as well

426
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:11,282
Don't worry, he knows all about that

427
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:14,085
He looks like a man after my own heart

428
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,686
Michelle, Gigi's not well today

429
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,022
She won't do pee pee or eat

430
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:18,956
She ate yesterday?

431
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:23,006
Yes, her usual chicken & brawn rice

432
00:39:23,006 --> 00:39:25,663
Yes, you've to be careful,

433
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:26,864
Let's get her to a vet, maybe its serious

434
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,033
A vet? Loosen my collar!

435
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,735
Relax.

436
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:38,209
It's her collar, it's too tight, Let's loosen it

437
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,612
It's so nice!

438
00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:46,016
It's better!

439
00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:47,251
How did you know?

440
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,787
I did what she told me,

441
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:53,023
You've a very strange sense of humor,

442
00:39:53,023 --> 00:40:07,772
I'm happy I can breathe again

443
00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:09,306
Kid...
What?

444
00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:12,376
Want to eat something?

445
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:14,445
Eat or not?

446
00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:25,623
No.

447
00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:35,166
A mini typhoon!

448
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:37,134
Delicious!

449
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,737
Not this again

450
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,939
Someone is coming,

451
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,908
Maisle's got the grumps,

452
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,043
I don't know what's the matter with her

453
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,545
Can you help?

454
00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:49,547
What do you expect with that hair style?

455
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:50,981
I hate it!

456
00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:53,984
She's to wear it like this'd
all the rage over in ltaly

457
00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:55,119
I'm not in ltaly!

458
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,022
I hate this hair style

459
00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:01,992
Yes, but Maisie hates it,
she feels that she looks stupid

460
00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:04,195
He understands me!

461
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,053
Dogs don't find this beautiful,

462
00:41:06,053 --> 00:41:07,865
Try & imagine being a dog
you'd not like this, right

463
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:08,899
Right Winston?

464
00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:10,000
It's ugly-'Maisle's a dog not a toy'

465
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,936
Stupid!

466
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:13,871
What can I do about it?

467
00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:17,074
First of all, take all these silly clips out,

468
00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:20,001
And let her hair grow naturally

469
00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:21,612
That's right!

470
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:22,088
Get her to take this horrible coat off

471
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:26,517
I hate this coat! Horrible!

472
00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:28,385
And let me roll in cows hit sometimes

473
00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:30,221
Well, I'll do what you said

474
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:33,123
He understands me.

475
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:35,793
Thanks a lot

476
00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:41,832
Come on Maisie, let's return
you back into a real dog

477
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,968
Hi Magic

478
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,203
Michelle,
Hi Kathy

479
00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:47,905
Look, he's amazing,

480
00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:49,084
Aren't you glad you're not a poodle?

481
00:41:49,084 --> 00:41:51,075
But I wish I was a bit more handsome,

482
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,309
You are handsome!

483
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:53,021
Really!

484
00:41:53,021 --> 00:41:57,114
That's great! He's been here
for one week & now a raise,

485
00:41:57,114 --> 00:42:01,051
I don't like his dress sense,
those funny old pajama he wears!

486
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:01,886
If I give you some money,

487
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:10,561
Can you make him presentable?

488
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:15,432
Can you read this?

489
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:19,047
And so now?

490
00:42:19,047 --> 00:42:23,374
How about now?

491
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,577
Can you see this one?

492
00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:31,982
Why can't you? You must be blind,

493
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:34,852
What's this?

494
00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:36,082
O,

495
00:42:36,082 --> 00:42:40,124
O right?

496
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,926
O right? So you're blind then

497
00:42:41,926 --> 00:42:48,098
But I can see the letters,
I don't know what they are,

498
00:42:48,098 --> 00:43:53,013
20 minutes

499
00:43:53,013 --> 00:43:57,901
Hi!

500
00:43:57,901 --> 00:44:01,739
What's the matter with him?

501
00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:04,341
Smartie!

502
00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:06,977
He kissed me!

503
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:09,279
He is so smart!

504
00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:11,248
I love you

505
00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:16,353
ROSE, MARY

506
00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:25,663
That's the thing with dogs,
they do exactly what they like

507
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:29,733
Sir

508
00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:34,271
This restaurant is famous for its steak,
have you ever been here before?

509
00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:36,774
Never, they wouldn't let me in.

510
00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:41,278
Why not?

511
00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:43,747
I... I don't have the money

512
00:44:43,747 --> 00:44:53,157
This time it's my treat

513
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:56,593
Their filet mignon with butter & garlic
is the house specialty here,

514
00:44:56,593 --> 00:45:38,736
Try!

515
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:42,306
Jack, this is Magic,
the one who got my purse back

516
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:51,749
Magic, meet Jack,

517
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:58,822
Magic, what's the matter?

518
00:45:58,822 --> 00:46:13,871
Hi!

519
00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:16,006
Have you eaten yet?

520
00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:19,843
Yes I have, don't forget
your playing tennis with me,

521
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:22,412
Magic, can you play tennis?

522
00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:27,317
Well that settles it, we're going to teach
you how to play

523
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:28,685
Madam, anything else,

524
00:46:28,685 --> 00:46:36,026
That's all, thank you,

525
00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:43,003
Waiter, bill please

526
00:46:43,003 --> 00:47:20,971
Do you still want it?

527
00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:23,173
Magic, your turn,

528
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:26,143
Jack, won't you let Magic at least try?

529
00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:28,445
I'll play with him,

530
00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:31,415
You're tired anyway, just take a rest,

531
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:34,151
Magic you go & play a while,

532
00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:36,353
Jack, It's no fun for him sitting here,
you play with him,

533
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,454
Jack will teach you,

534
00:47:37,454 --> 00:49:57,794
OK!
I'll get ice cream

535
00:49:57,794 --> 00:50:09,706
Serve you right!

536
00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:19,383
I surrender

537
00:50:19,383 --> 00:50:23,012
Ice cream,

538
00:50:23,012 --> 00:50:24,788
Did you play?

539
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:39,102
He learns fast He's almost as good as me

540
00:50:39,102 --> 00:50:42,672
I've lost my earring again Help me lind it

541
00:50:42,672 --> 00:50:44,674
Honey, it's such a big place here,

542
00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:46,043
Let me buy you another pair?

543
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:49,079
They have sentimental value,
they were from my mother,

544
00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:52,049
So we spend the rest of the evening here,

545
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,618
I know where to find
a pair that's exactly the same

546
00:50:54,618 --> 00:50:56,353
Nobody could tell the difference,

547
00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:59,523
I could tell the difference

548
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:06,043
Look! I've found it!

549
00:51:06,043 --> 00:51:08,665
Here it is! Well, is this it?

550
00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:10,133
Yes

551
00:51:10,133 --> 00:51:14,971
It's been in the drain, it's got to be washed,

552
00:51:14,971 --> 00:51:16,506
We'll go & fetch the car

553
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:40,063
Do we've to have that jerk with us for the night?

554
00:51:40,063 --> 00:51:40,964
Here it's clean.

555
00:51:40,964 --> 00:51:45,802
Did you wash it in the swimming pool then?

556
00:51:45,802 --> 00:51:55,779
Thank you!

557
00:51:55,779 --> 00:52:03,072
Thank you!

558
00:52:03,072 --> 00:52:06,823
Jack, just a minute,

559
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:09,459
Have you lost your key?

560
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:13,296
Yes, it must be in my other clothes, the old one,

561
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,165
This excuses this guy, comes up with,

562
00:52:15,165 --> 00:52:20,537
So you don't have anywhere to sleep tonight?

563
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,072
Well, he can't stay over at my place

564
00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:26,109
Alright, he can stay over at my place then,

565
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:29,088
This way,

566
00:52:29,088 --> 00:52:32,282
Don't be shy, just make yourself at home

567
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:38,955
Jack's a good guy,

568
00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:41,758
Jack, Magic can sleep in the study I'll fix it up

569
00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:43,293
Well, I'll do the room later

570
00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:44,528
I'll take you home first

571
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:48,231
It's alright, I'll take a cab,
I'll call you when I'm home

572
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,000
Goodnight, Magic

573
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,535
Look after him, won't you?

574
00:52:51,535 --> 00:53:01,378
Yes honey,

575
00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:03,747
Boy, I've to hand it to you,
you may look like a 4-eyed nerd,

576
00:53:03,747 --> 00:53:06,683
From nowhere but you sure know how
to get in on a good thing

577
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:10,012
And as for calling yourself
Magic go to the top of the class

578
00:53:10,012 --> 00:53:12,923
You really scored a lot of brownie points there,
didn't you?

579
00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:15,592
But get this, she's my girl has been for 3 years,

580
00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:18,228
And don't forget it

581
00:53:18,228 --> 00:53:20,003
Where are you going?

582
00:53:20,003 --> 00:53:21,398
To sleep in the study

583
00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:24,234
You'll sleep right where you are, the sofa,

584
00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:26,069
You better be warned because I'm serious,

585
00:53:26,069 --> 00:53:27,337
I hate rivals, I'm going to cut your balls off,

586
00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:28,805
Just like I did to her dog

587
00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:33,021
If you hang around her any more,

588
00:53:33,021 --> 00:53:37,781
No need to sleep on the sofa,
why don't you come in the study?

589
00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:39,783
What are you doing here?

590
00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:42,519
I took your key home by mistake, I'm returning it,

591
00:53:42,519 --> 00:53:48,792
Thank you

592
00:53:48,792 --> 00:54:01,271
Why don't I take you out & help you find a taxi?

593
00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:08,478
What's that?

594
00:54:08,478 --> 00:54:12,882
Jack, while I was away what did you do?

595
00:54:12,882 --> 00:54:14,417
You,

596
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:17,042
Kathy come back, I can explain!

597
00:54:17,042 --> 00:54:20,824
Look you know I love you Kathy,

598
00:54:20,824 --> 00:54:22,959
What's the matter?

599
00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:24,894
Don't move!

600
00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:26,796
I've been with you for 3 years now,

601
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:30,433
Kathy, listen, you know I love you,

602
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,097
Listen, I can explain!

603
00:54:33,097 --> 00:54:36,539
I'm not interested in any other girls

604
00:54:36,539 --> 00:54:37,941
Get away from me,

605
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,744
Stop following me around like a stupid dog,

606
00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:42,445
I'm the dog!

607
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:43,947
Why you hanging around?

608
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,815
I'm talking to you; not him!

609
00:54:45,815 --> 00:54:51,321
Me!?

610
00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:59,729
You'll regret this, Kathy I promise!

611
00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:04,301
Alright, can't win all

612
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,936
Come on,

613
00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:08,171
Your place or mine?

614
00:55:08,171 --> 00:55:10,044
Not you,

615
00:55:10,044 --> 00:55:30,393
Excuse me

616
00:55:30,393 --> 00:55:36,599
How did you know where my slippers were?

617
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:39,836
I just guessed, I guess...

618
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:43,973
Thank you

619
00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:48,345
Sit down,

620
00:55:48,345 --> 00:56:06,496
Let me get you something to eat,
Thanks

621
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:09,466
What are you doing?

622
00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:12,302
Nothing, I've never seen a bed like this before,

623
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,337
It's really a nice bed, isn't it?

624
00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,239
There's another one just like
it in the guest room,

625
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,675
Would you mind waiting out there for me?

626
00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:28,651
OK!

627
00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:31,988
Well, eat it,

628
00:56:31,988 --> 00:56:34,019
Should I make you something to go with it?

629
00:56:34,019 --> 00:56:38,962
No need, I've got this,

630
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:42,632
I don't know, but when I see you,
you give me this strange feeling,

631
00:56:42,632 --> 00:56:46,302
The feeling, I used to have with my dog Magic,

632
00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:48,705
I'm sorry, I don't mean to compare you to my dog,

633
00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:50,039
I'm sorry

634
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,709
Don't worry, your dog'll come back

635
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:54,511
It was all Jack's fault,

636
00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:56,146
If he'd had looked after Magic instead
of fooling around

637
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:59,115
It would never have happened

638
00:56:59,115 --> 00:57:06,079
I never want to see him again

639
00:57:06,079 --> 00:57:27,043
See you tomorrow

640
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:31,581
Why'd I have to apolegise?

641
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:35,285
She's got to be kidding,
she's not the only lish in the sea

642
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:41,724
With my look & charm, straight up,
eat your heart out

643
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:57,006
Sleep!

644
00:57:57,006 --> 00:58:00,743
My God, I've to see her!

645
00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:02,212
That makes me look weak though

646
00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,681
No way, do I need a woman?

647
00:58:04,681 --> 00:58:12,956
Sleep!

648
00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,524
You're here,

649
00:58:14,524 --> 00:58:16,526
Why not? Kathy's here as well

650
00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:18,361
You mean you never went home last night?

651
00:58:18,361 --> 00:58:19,496
Well of course I didn't, I stayed with her

652
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,064
I did

653
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:22,332
Where did you sleep?

654
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:24,367
Also,,,
What's it?

655
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:25,835
We just stept together,

656
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,007
Stept together?

657
00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:29,138
What is it?

658
00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:30,807
What's the meaning of all these noise?

659
00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:39,315
Come here, I need to talk to you, Out!

660
00:58:39,315 --> 00:58:42,118
Lock out big boy?

661
00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:50,059
Come on in

662
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:52,829
Why is your bed such a mess?

663
00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:54,964
And what's this? 2 pillows, why 2 pillows?

664
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,432
Oh you didn't have company in bed, did you?

665
00:58:56,432 --> 00:58:57,934
One for you one for him!

666
00:58:57,934 --> 00:59:01,404
What are you talking about?

667
00:59:01,404 --> 00:59:03,573
Listen to that!

668
00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:05,275
Your voice is all bucky Kathy

669
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:07,443
You obviously didn't get any sleep last night!

670
00:59:07,443 --> 00:59:10,113
You are a real ass

671
00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,081
This time you're insulting me & my friend,

672
00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:13,449
What friend?

673
00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:15,785
You hardly know the guy-
what is it a week at the most now

674
00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:18,388
I've known you for 3 years

675
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,423
Shut up, we've had 3 years

676
00:59:20,423 --> 00:59:22,592
But how long have you'd with that woman?

677
00:59:22,592 --> 00:59:25,495
So you went to bed with that dog to spite me,
did you Kathy?

678
00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:27,196
Get out right now

679
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:29,365
I never want to see you again

680
00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:33,536
I won't! I'm going to stay here

681
00:59:33,536 --> 00:59:41,044
Out, get out!

682
00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:50,053
You,

683
00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:53,189
Hi, it's you!

684
00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:55,158
I love a man when he's angry

685
00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,326
Would you like to come over
here for a little drink?,

686
00:59:56,326 --> 01:00:08,738
No! I wouldn't, what are you? A bitch?
Get lost!

687
01:00:08,738 --> 01:00:10,073
You stop it!

688
01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:13,876
I'm pretty good at this!

689
01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:16,479
I'm outtalk here,

690
01:00:16,479 --> 01:00:19,682
I'm lucky!

691
01:00:19,682 --> 01:00:24,253
Get away quicky!

692
01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:25,021
Stop it,

693
01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:27,049
No, Kathy, don't throw the fridge,
it's too heavy to kill him,

694
01:00:27,049 --> 01:00:35,865
I just want a drink

695
01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:45,575
Magic, let's go to a party tonight

696
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:48,611
Good heavens, he looks like the dog's dinner,

697
01:00:48,611 --> 01:00:52,315
KKathy did a good job really,
you do look so different,

698
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,817
She even invited me to a party tonight,

699
01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:56,119
Uh? What about Jack?,

700
01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:58,888
Excuse me!

701
01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:00,223
I'd like to buy a collar

702
01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,792
Of course, These are the new designs from ltaly,

703
01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:04,227
It's beatutiful

704
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:07,463
It's snazzy!

705
01:01:07,463 --> 01:01:08,798
Just a minute,

706
01:01:08,798 --> 01:01:15,238
Can you wrap it up?

707
01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:17,024
Disgusting!

708
01:01:17,024 --> 01:01:20,143
Who does he think he is?

709
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:23,246
You're just jealous,

710
01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:26,249
You're so handsome!

711
01:01:26,249 --> 01:01:33,589
I like it, take it off my salary,

712
01:01:33,589 --> 01:01:41,003
This one's for Kathy, see you later

713
01:01:41,003 --> 01:01:42,765
Why are you wearing a dog collar?

714
01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:45,768
You see dogs in sweaters,
why not men in dog collars?

715
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:48,738
Why not? KK,now what it's great!

716
01:01:48,738 --> 01:01:51,874
This one's for you,

717
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:53,743
Is it a fashion of this year?

718
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:55,411
Not bad!

719
01:01:55,411 --> 01:02:12,028
And it matches my dress, Thanks,

720
01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:15,665
Hi!

721
01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:21,027
Why not!

722
01:02:21,027 --> 01:02:23,539
What's happened? Who's Kathy with?

723
01:02:23,539 --> 01:02:24,941
Hey, so who ditched who, Jack?

724
01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:44,066
Gross,

725
01:02:44,066 --> 01:02:52,735
Disgusting,

726
01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:54,047
I'm sorry

727
01:02:54,047 --> 01:02:56,339
Lucy, would you care to dance?

728
01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:58,141
Thank you

729
01:02:58,141 --> 01:03:07,984
Jack is really something

730
01:03:07,984 --> 01:03:08,918
Dance with me

731
01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:10,052
I don't know how to,

732
01:03:10,052 --> 01:03:15,124
Never mind, I'll teach you

733
01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,959
I'm sorry

734
01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,795
Not up there, here.

735
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:55,064
Good! That's better

736
01:03:55,064 --> 01:04:11,914
I'm sorry, I've to go to the washroom,

737
01:04:11,914 --> 01:04:17,253
What's it?

738
01:04:17,253 --> 01:04:20,389
Hi Magic, I'm John, a friend of Jack's

739
01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:22,391
Shake your hand!

740
01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:24,527
I'm George,

741
01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,028
John, George

742
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:28,431
Like some snails? Delicious!

743
01:04:28,431 --> 01:04:41,277
Go on, dig it,

744
01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:49,452
Yummy

745
01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:56,492
(Wasabi)

746
01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:59,395
Hey, buddy, someone invites you to sing,

747
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:30,826
Are you interested? Can you sing?

748
01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:36,032
Jack!

749
01:05:36,032 --> 01:05:37,633
Water at last!

750
01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:40,736
You really are something!

751
01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:42,805
I'm something at least I'm not a dog

752
01:05:42,805 --> 01:05:44,206
Not like him!

753
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,441
How do you know I'm a dog?

754
01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,051
Don't call yourself a dog,

755
01:05:47,051 --> 01:05:48,945
Anyone who jumps into bed with someone
else's girlfriend is a dog!

756
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,047
He is a dog!

757
01:05:51,047 --> 01:05:56,552
What did you say?

758
01:05:56,552 --> 01:06:01,029
Sir...

759
01:06:01,029 --> 01:06:03,326
Sir...

760
01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:08,564
Are you alright?

761
01:06:08,564 --> 01:06:10,866
Come on, let's go

762
01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:12,401
Are you hurt?

763
01:06:12,401 --> 01:06:17,773
How I hate him!

764
01:06:17,773 --> 01:06:20,443
You're becoming drunk, too much cognac!

765
01:06:20,443 --> 01:06:22,511
I hate him

766
01:06:22,511 --> 01:06:26,449
You tell me, what's she got that I haven't got?

767
01:06:26,449 --> 01:06:28,117
You're a nicer girl,

768
01:06:28,117 --> 01:06:29,118
And a lot cuter

769
01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:35,291
Then why won't he tell the bitch to go?

770
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:43,132
I'll get you some water

771
01:06:43,132 --> 01:06:45,634
Vodka

772
01:06:45,634 --> 01:06:49,238
I want cognac!

773
01:06:49,238 --> 01:06:57,713
Drink this water

774
01:06:57,713 --> 01:07:03,185
You lie to me, I hate people who lie,

775
01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:04,587
I didn't really lie

776
01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:06,055
I just twisted the truth

777
01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:07,923
The truth is I'm your dog

778
01:07:07,923 --> 01:07:08,958
Dog

779
01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:12,528
I know, you're an old dog?

780
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:14,263
I'm your dog!

781
01:07:14,263 --> 01:07:24,707
I like dog, dog is faithful,

782
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:46,595
Kathy,,,

783
01:07:46,595 --> 01:07:47,997
Suppertime, guys!

784
01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:49,165
Come & eat!

785
01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:50,433
I'm so hungry!

786
01:07:50,433 --> 01:07:53,969
Here it is, dinner delicious......

787
01:07:53,969 --> 01:08:00,843
See this!

788
01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:03,412
It's fun being together, I love being a human,

789
01:08:03,412 --> 01:08:06,348
I'm so happy

790
01:08:06,348 --> 01:08:08,284
I feel happy for you,

791
01:08:08,284 --> 01:08:11,187
Me too.

792
01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:13,389
I jealous you

793
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:16,759
I envy you,

794
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,694
What do you think,

795
01:08:18,694 --> 01:08:22,898
I don't think it'll workout,

796
01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:24,967
Human are nothing but trouble,

797
01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:48,891
I don't speak dog, what's going on?

798
01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:57,299
Bring me some chicken tomorrow

799
01:08:57,299 --> 01:09:02,204
Happy Ghost, can you help me please?

800
01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:05,608
Magic, how many times have I said it,

801
01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:08,511
Impossible to be a dog again before your time,

802
01:09:08,511 --> 01:09:09,812
But I don't want to be a dog

803
01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,614
I want to stay like this

804
01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,549
Well, now that's even more difficult,

805
01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:16,919
R,eincarnationwise,
you're pretty low down the ladder

806
01:09:16,919 --> 01:09:19,788
Not long out of the plant kingdom,
so don't push your luck here

807
01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:21,039
Even in your next life,

808
01:09:21,039 --> 01:09:23,425
You won't be human,
you got a few more dog lives yet

809
01:09:23,425 --> 01:09:26,962
You're very lucky you'd these 49 days,

810
01:09:26,962 --> 01:09:29,098
Don't upset the Gods,
or you may return as a grasshopper,

811
01:09:29,098 --> 01:09:31,000
But that feeling I've with my mistress

812
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,035
The warmth & wonderfulness

813
01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:36,472
It's not like being with
your average bitch at all

814
01:09:36,472 --> 01:09:39,909
It's reserved for the human kingdom,
only human beings can have feelings like that,

815
01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:41,081
They say I love you

816
01:09:41,081 --> 01:09:42,645
Love you?

817
01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:46,048
Other than making money,

818
01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:48,617
Love motivates human to do anything,

819
01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:50,553
The trouble is...

820
01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:53,122
People just treat love & money in the same way.

821
01:09:53,122 --> 01:09:56,392
Think they can own love

822
01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:58,327
When in fact it's a gift to give

823
01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,729
Many live, spent working that one out,

824
01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:01,597
But why?

825
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:02,932
Just believe it

826
01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:04,166
You try & control love,

827
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,804
& you'll live to regret it,

828
01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:11,014
Come back, it's not true

829
01:10:11,014 --> 01:10:12,675
I want love

830
01:10:12,675 --> 01:10:16,712
I want love!

831
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:20,182
I really like it here,

832
01:10:20,182 --> 01:10:26,589
I'm sorry sir, you're not allowed
to bring your dog in here

833
01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:27,923
I can't go in,

834
01:10:27,923 --> 01:10:30,096
What's the matter with you? You're not a dog

835
01:10:30,096 --> 01:10:32,561
That's right, I'm not a dog,

836
01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:37,266
Let's go in,

837
01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:38,934
Magic, would you like a hot dog?

838
01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:40,703
A dog? I can't eat a dog!

839
01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:42,905
Not a dog, a hot dog

840
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,306
It doesn't matter if it's hot or cold

841
01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:46,575
I just don't eat it

842
01:10:46,575 --> 01:10:52,514
Two hot dogs please,

843
01:10:52,514 --> 01:11:01,724
Eat up! It's sausage, there's no dog,

844
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:07,263
I promise you that

845
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,999
Be careful with love,

846
01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:14,837
So what happened?

847
01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:16,805
Thought I saw something

848
01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:38,394
Well, why don't we go to a movie?

849
01:11:38,394 --> 01:11:50,639
Piss off, go on!

850
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:53,309
Be careful with love,

851
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,544
What is it?

852
01:11:55,544 --> 01:12:00,249
It's a scary movie,

853
01:12:00,249 --> 01:12:21,057
Did she scare you with her body?

854
01:12:21,057 --> 01:12:30,779
No love!

855
01:12:30,779 --> 01:12:35,818
No love!

856
01:12:35,818 --> 01:12:39,621
No love!

857
01:12:39,621 --> 01:12:41,099
No love!

858
01:12:41,099 --> 01:12:46,261
Let's go

859
01:12:46,261 --> 01:13:00,609
No love my friend,

860
01:13:00,609 --> 01:13:03,746
Do you know why I asked you over for dinner?

861
01:13:03,746 --> 01:13:06,615
Today's my birthday

862
01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:08,183
I'm sorry but I don't have a present

863
01:13:08,183 --> 01:13:10,753
But wait till next payday

864
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:15,858
Happy birthday

865
01:13:15,858 --> 01:13:19,161
Excuse me

866
01:13:19,161 --> 01:13:21,013
Hello?
Happy birthday

867
01:13:21,013 --> 01:13:22,898
Thank you
I'm sorry

868
01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:35,021
I'm sorry Jack, I'm not alone

869
01:13:35,021 --> 01:13:36,512
Be careful in love

870
01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,847
No love.

871
01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:46,321
You mustn't fall in love with her,

872
01:13:46,321 --> 01:13:48,069
Now what?

873
01:13:48,069 --> 01:14:01,136
Nothing, just spilled my drink,
I'll just go clean up,

874
01:14:01,136 --> 01:14:04,044
Remember, you'll live to regret
it if you love her

875
01:14:04,044 --> 01:14:06,375
Come here

876
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,977
You made me human,
how come you won't let me love?

877
01:14:08,977 --> 01:14:10,579
You've only got 7 more days left

878
01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,347
Don't wreck it by falling in love

879
01:14:12,347 --> 01:14:14,149
I want to stay human not a dog,

880
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:16,351
But you can't change your destiny as a dog now

881
01:14:16,351 --> 01:14:20,189
Listen, it's not the same thing,
a man is not a dog

882
01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:22,658
I don't care about that,
I've got 7 days left to be a lover

883
01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:23,525
And I'm going to use them

884
01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:25,093
But it isn't worth it

885
01:14:25,093 --> 01:14:27,629
It won't work really, cause you aren't a man

886
01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:30,399
You're only man's best friend,

887
01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:33,368
Kathy still loves Jack

888
01:14:33,368 --> 01:14:37,573
And Jack loves her too

889
01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:38,674
How you know it?

890
01:14:38,674 --> 01:14:43,345
I've watched their diaries

891
01:14:43,345 --> 01:14:45,647
They're perfect couple

892
01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:50,085
You'd be responsible for this mess

893
01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:53,055
Let do a good job before you leave

894
01:14:53,055 --> 01:15:03,665
Match them as a merit for yourself

895
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:08,537
KKathy we need to talk, I want to thank you

896
01:15:08,537 --> 01:15:13,175
For making me happy, in my new life

897
01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:16,011
I understand

898
01:15:16,011 --> 01:15:19,281
It must be very hard in Mainland China,

899
01:15:19,281 --> 01:15:20,916
I'm glad you came to HK,

900
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:22,184
I want to say...

901
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,186
Jack loves you, you can't just leave him

902
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,022
Forgive him,

903
01:15:25,022 --> 01:15:26,722
What are you talking about?

904
01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:28,557
Lucy means nothing at all to him,

905
01:15:28,557 --> 01:15:30,192
I'm sure of that!

906
01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:31,026
How do you know?

907
01:15:31,026 --> 01:15:32,261
I saw it with my own eyes,

908
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:33,962
Saw it with your own eyes?

909
01:15:33,962 --> 01:15:36,899
I'm really your dog Magic

910
01:15:36,899 --> 01:15:40,769
I see, you've met someone new,

911
01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:44,106
Do you have a wife in China, is that it?

912
01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:46,742
If you don't want to be my friend,

913
01:15:46,742 --> 01:15:49,344
Just say so, you don't have to show up
with such excuses

914
01:15:49,344 --> 01:15:50,746
I really am your dog Magic

915
01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:52,981
I can prove it, I know so much about you

916
01:15:52,981 --> 01:15:54,316
What do you know about?

917
01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:56,785
That earring you're wearing was a present
years ago from your mom

918
01:15:56,785 --> 01:15:59,421
You mist aid it, I found it for
you there in the rubbish

919
01:15:59,421 --> 01:16:02,925
And I know about that watch,
it's a present from Jack on Valentines Day

920
01:16:02,925 --> 01:16:06,662
But,
You stop it,

921
01:16:06,662 --> 01:16:08,463
You read my diary!

922
01:16:08,463 --> 01:16:10,465
Do you have no sense of privacy?

923
01:16:10,465 --> 01:16:12,000
I didn't do it

924
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:16,438
Get out!

925
01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:19,041
Open the door!

926
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,709
I didn't read it, I swear to you,

927
01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:34,856
Hi hunky, you've been thrown out again?

928
01:16:34,856 --> 01:16:36,825
No wonder you call yourself a dog,

929
01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:42,197
The 2 of you make a perfect couple,

930
01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:43,332
You've ruined everything

931
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:44,766
In the end you'll thank me

932
01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:47,369
It's better this way

933
01:16:47,369 --> 01:16:50,472
Never mind, come to my place,

934
01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:57,479
Little cuddle, come on honey,

935
01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:07,356
Hello,
I'm downstairs Kathy

936
01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:09,057
What do you want?

937
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:13,996
Please Kathy, I want to apologies

938
01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:46,795
Please let me come up & explain, alright?

939
01:17:46,795 --> 01:17:49,398
These human games

940
01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:52,002
He's all sad.

941
01:17:52,002 --> 01:17:54,336
All the need is a good walk, he'll be line

942
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:55,637
Are you puzzled by love?

943
01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:57,072
I've that experience

944
01:17:57,072 --> 01:17:59,541
Be a man!

945
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:01,943
Women are trouble,

946
01:18:01,943 --> 01:18:09,017
It's a broken heart

947
01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:10,485
Someone to see you, Mr Chiu,

948
01:18:10,485 --> 01:18:18,093
Thank you

949
01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:21,073
It's the last day,

950
01:18:21,073 --> 01:18:24,766
Time to go back to the Kennel,

951
01:18:24,766 --> 01:18:27,135
I've to get Kathy a present

952
01:18:27,135 --> 01:18:28,437
I promised her that I would,

953
01:18:28,437 --> 01:18:30,172
Your only have one hour left

954
01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:33,709
I know,

955
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:38,068
KKathy doesn't know what a lucky woman
she is to have a loyal dog like this,

956
01:18:38,068 --> 01:18:52,594
Hurry up Magic,

957
01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:54,996
Big wills only,

958
01:18:54,996 --> 01:19:01,503
Sorry, close for lunch

959
01:19:01,503 --> 01:19:03,004
I've got 1 0 cherubs to pay in

960
01:19:03,004 --> 01:19:04,084
Well shill!

961
01:19:04,084 --> 01:19:06,007
Can't you see there's a line?

962
01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:06,975
Backward...

963
01:19:06,975 --> 01:19:08,061
A thief's line up too?

964
01:19:08,061 --> 01:19:16,918
Thank you, that's a great help,
Delighted

965
01:19:16,918 --> 01:19:18,012
Goodbye then guys

966
01:19:18,012 --> 01:19:19,321
We'll miss you

967
01:19:19,321 --> 01:19:24,559
And your funny ways
Good luck, think about us sometimes

968
01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:25,066
I'll think about you

969
01:19:25,066 --> 01:19:27,496
Let us out then,

970
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:28,073
I miss you too,

971
01:19:28,073 --> 01:19:30,599
Handsome, I'll miss you.

972
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:32,367
Goodbye guys

973
01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:34,035
I'll miss you too

974
01:19:34,035 --> 01:19:35,047
Goodbye!

975
01:19:35,047 --> 01:19:37,472
What's you? Are you leaving?

976
01:19:37,472 --> 01:19:38,807
I don't have any choice

977
01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:41,243
But why not? Wasn't the raise enough for you?

978
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:42,844
I want to raise you salary next month still

979
01:19:42,844 --> 01:19:44,846
It was more than enough

980
01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:46,615
But I fell my life's going to the dogs here

981
01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:48,216
So you're going?

982
01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:51,153
It's time I got back to my roots, you know,

983
01:19:51,153 --> 01:19:54,856
I get your meaning, you nust miss your family

984
01:19:54,856 --> 01:19:56,525
Ready,
Stay there!

985
01:19:56,525 --> 01:19:58,527
Or I'll have to shoot her

986
01:19:58,527 --> 01:20:02,597
Nobody more I'll shoot to kill

987
01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:06,201
Keep still! And shut up.

988
01:20:06,201 --> 01:20:11,239
Keep still!

989
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:13,508
Thousand dollar bills

990
01:20:13,508 --> 01:20:15,477
Magic, I want to give you this

991
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,246
No thank you, buy something
for my friends here would you?

992
01:20:18,246 --> 01:20:19,748
This is a news flash

993
01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:22,951
There is a robbery under way at
the Philippine Tai Sung Bank

994
01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:26,254
A robber's taken a woman hostage
& is holding her at gun-point

995
01:20:26,254 --> 01:20:29,791
The poilce are fully armed & ready for action

996
01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:33,695
The thief is also armed,
& psychiatrists think his behaviour

997
01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:35,073
indicetes he is under heavy stress

998
01:20:35,073 --> 01:20:37,699
& would kill with very little provocation,

999
01:20:37,699 --> 01:20:39,734
Hostages are very dangerous now,
I've gonna rescue her,

1000
01:20:39,734 --> 01:20:42,337
You cant, you might get killed

1001
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:45,974
Go for it Magic Go for it

1002
01:20:45,974 --> 01:20:48,041
Taxi, Phillppine Tai Sung Bank, fast as you can

1003
01:20:48,041 --> 01:21:11,733
No way, I'm on lunch break

1004
01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:13,902
Hey buddy, pleace take me to the Tai Sung Bank

1005
01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:19,841
Over there,

1006
01:21:19,841 --> 01:21:22,177
Nancy, you like driving fast?

1007
01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:26,681
You call this fast? There's a guy
there going past us on foot

1008
01:21:26,681 --> 01:21:30,919
Don't believe it! We're doing almost a hundred
kilometres an hour

1009
01:21:30,919 --> 01:21:38,026
Pull over!
This is crazy!

1010
01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:40,562
I iust got overtaken by a guy on foot

1011
01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:42,063
Go charge him first!

1012
01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:52,004
Cut the crap licence

1013
01:21:52,004 --> 01:21:53,074
Let me through, I've got to rescue my friend

1014
01:21:53,074 --> 01:22:00,682
I've got to rescue my friend

1015
01:22:00,682 --> 01:22:04,252
No He'll hurt you

1016
01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:07,222
Be still, or I'll shoot her

1017
01:22:07,222 --> 01:22:08,857
Magic, don't!

1018
01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:18,667
Don't come over, I'll shoot!

1019
01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:21,236
Magic

1020
01:22:21,236 --> 01:22:41,589
Magic

1021
01:22:41,589 --> 01:22:43,291
I surrender

1022
01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:46,294
I surrender

1023
01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:47,462
I surrender

1024
01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:53,635
Magic Magic

1025
01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:58,034
Out the way!

1026
01:22:58,034 --> 01:23:03,578
You'll be alrighy, Magic

1027
01:23:03,578 --> 01:23:10,552
Go & get the doctor

1028
01:23:10,552 --> 01:23:16,558
Hang on in there, the doctor's coming

1029
01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:21,329
I promised I'll get you something
gor your birthday

1030
01:23:21,329 --> 01:23:23,498
Thank you

1031
01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:29,771
I'm your dog you know,

1032
01:23:29,771 --> 01:23:38,046
I'm didn't lie to you kathy

1033
01:23:38,046 --> 01:23:39,748
Doctor

1034
01:23:39,748 --> 01:23:42,065
Doctor, he's been shot in the chest

1035
01:23:42,065 --> 01:23:47,288
Relax, let's see

1036
01:23:47,288 --> 01:23:49,124
Hey, come here

1037
01:23:49,124 --> 01:23:50,025
What?

1038
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,593
You are in the wrong place, guy

1039
01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:59,567
You'd have taken him to the vet

1040
01:23:59,567 --> 01:24:03,304
He really is Magic

1041
01:24:03,304 --> 01:24:05,473
Magic

1042
01:24:05,473 --> 01:24:08,576
Well there's nothing I can do for him

1043
01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:12,614
I'm going

1044
01:24:12,614 --> 01:24:19,087
Magic

1045
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,356
Time to go

1046
01:24:21,356 --> 01:24:25,727
Just one last goodboye

1047
01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:35,007
Alright!

1048
01:24:35,007 --> 01:24:38,339
I told you not to mess around with love

1049
01:24:38,339 --> 01:24:42,911
Oh no, I'm crying as well

1050
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:48,917
Come on

1051
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:52,002
Don't cry Kathy, you know he loved you!

1052
01:24:52,002 --> 01:24:53,021
Magic

1053
01:24:53,021 --> 01:24:54,656
Don't get upset

1054
01:24:54,656 --> 01:24:57,959
And the best love stories are riddled with tragedy

1055
01:24:57,959 --> 01:25:00,728
Think of Romeo & Juliet

1056
01:25:00,728 --> 01:25:04,799
Anyway you've some practice as a man

1057
01:25:04,799 --> 01:25:06,301
Kathy

1058
01:25:06,301 --> 01:25:08,603
Here's what the stork brought
for Pansy the poodle

1059
01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:09,437
Congratulations

1060
01:25:09,437 --> 01:25:12,307
I know how much you like dogs, accept it

1061
01:25:12,307 --> 01:25:16,311
Thank you

1062
01:25:16,311 --> 01:25:20,548
Do you recognize me?

1063
01:25:20,548 --> 01:25:22,035
He looks like Magic

1064
01:25:22,035 --> 01:25:25,386
The only one in the litter that did!

1065
01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,555
Is it he son fo Magic?

1066
01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:28,079
I'm scared he's ugly,

1067
01:25:28,079 --> 01:25:32,076
Don't make that face, you'll scare the puppy

1068
01:25:32,076 --> 01:25:36,898
Alright, I promise I'll never scare him again

1069
01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:48,943
Come to daddy, there's a good little boy

1070
01:25:48,943 --> 01:25:53,815
Taste good!

1071
01:25:53,815 --> 01:26:01,589
They say puppy peepee good for virility,
old Chinese saying, right?

1072
01:26:01,589 --> 01:26:05,066
Pal, go home now

1073
01:26:05,066 --> 99:59:59,999
Watch your step!
So we've got a happy ending