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Hi, Magic, have you been a good boy today?

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Oh! I've missed you,

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Thank you!

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Just a silly old tearjerker!

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What about getting dinner for
this hungry man of you

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Really you have a heart of stone

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Magic, you've been a brave boy today

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How about your favorite for my little here?

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It's a tiny burned but you'll forgive me!

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Kathy How long is it going to be? I'm starving!

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Hang on, just coming!

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If you really want to eat

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Don't just sit here like a bean bag!

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Here try this, my special pork chop noodle,

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It's the best of world,

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It's only bones, no meat &
what's the hell do with the noodle?

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Add half a pound of salt?

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Honey, sugar cubes, salt & a spoon,

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Help yourself!

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Kathy!

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Magic, sit,

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Don't be so rude

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I'm sorry!

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You always said you wanted
me to be honest with you?

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Just a little advice on ways to improve
your cooking that's all,

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Where's my earring

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Have you seen it?

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Don't just stand there!

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God, where's it!

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Never mind, I'll buy you another pair!

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No, you don't understand.

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This was a birthday gift from my mum before
she moved to the States

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It's irreplaceable How can I lose it?

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Have you kicked it away when you
were watching the football match?

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No.

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Thanks my little prince

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That dog really gets on my nerves he does

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She's a fool for him

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Kathy, this is the most delicious coffee ever

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Don't overdo it,

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I didn't make the coffee It's instant

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You still boiled the water perfectly
to make good coffee,

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Liar

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You're still angry?

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Let me give you a kiss!

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My Magic wants a hug?

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I think you like that dog a lot more
than you like me

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Of course, he's not as phoney as you

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I'm wrong if I'm honest and I'm wrong if
I exaggerate a little,

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What can a guy do?

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And you don't make it any easier for me!

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Are we good friends, give me some face, OK?

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I've to kiss her

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Maggie, she's my girlfriend alright,
why can't I kiss her?

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You're quite a rival, shithead!

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Get lost, alright?

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Not that dog again! What are you doing to Mary?

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I'm going to kill you!
I'll kill your dog!

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Why don't you keep that dog tied up?
He's always chasing Mary

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He even brought a bone with him today,
He's not very subtle,

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I'll cut his balls off,

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Magic

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I'm very sorry, It won't happen again,

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I'll take care of it, alright?

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Haha, well, that's great,
Alright, we'll forget it!

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Yes, indeed,

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Magic, how could you?

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She's a virgin!

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They're going,

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It's too late, they're for the chop!

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That's the end of your love-life!

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I said took him for a walk
I didn't ask you to,

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I did it for your sake,

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Look, he won't be a nuisance any more

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Your neighbor's not gonna complain about!

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I have to fly to the States and
I want to see my parents,

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I won't be back for a week
I'd like you to take care of Magic,

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Here's a lst of his needs.

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He has a can of "Good Boy" dog food
in the morning and

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He has the dried food at night, exercise at 6 pm,

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Don't forget,

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Oh yes, Jack, just because I'm not here,

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don't think you can drink and smoke
with your friends,

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You can trust me! I kow
you don't like it so I won't do it

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Now listen, Magic, you be a good dog,

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Let him take care of you for a few days

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If he doesn't treat you nicely,
complain to me when I get back

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Don't worry, I'll deal with him,
I'll get revenge for you,

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Jungle,, Jungle,,

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It's so comfort

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Big-ass, low down please

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They're arrived,

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Go and look at yourself

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That's a girl's style,

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My mother has never treat me like this before

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What? Does it mean that
I've to obey to your master?

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I won't listen, so what?

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Follow me.

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Ok guys, it's party time

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Let's all get drunk!

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Whatever you want, we've got it!

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Each for everyone

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Jack, I want it too

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Kathy's only been gone for half an hour

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And we're really having a good time together

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But she's left that dog, and he's watching

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PIZZA...

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Hey, Magic go away, Leave us alone

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Get away, wretched dog!

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He doesn't like all the fun
Take care he's going to report rat on us

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Go away,

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What's all this? Who dealt this damn hand?

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Getting ready to lose?

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I think I will,

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You,

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I think he must be hungry, I forget to feed him,

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Forget the dog We're playing a game!

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He can wait!

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He won't die if he's not fed
I'll die if we don't start,

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What's it?
Nine,

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What nine?
Diamond nine

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There's a fire!

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My face is on fire,

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I must be drunk,

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It's a little photo of you and
Lucy kissing each other,

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Give me back

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Come, you bastard! Hand it over!
Come on, give it to me!

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Go for it, Jack! Lucy wanted
your ass for a long time

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We'll make ourselves at home,

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Go & enjoy it!

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Hey, drink up!

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What are you doing?

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Just giving Magic little bit of fun

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Better give him more than that then!

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Hey, good show!

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The show is soon coming,

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What's wrong?

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I'm sorry I'm sorry, Kathy!

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I'm Lucy not Kathy!

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He couldn't get it up,
and I think it's all your fault,

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Alright Lucy, why not let one of us do it!

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The 2 dogs have gone!

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I'm a happy ghost,

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You've just saved my temple

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If not for you then all this could have
gone in smoke

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Happy ghost never remembers bad things,

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But I'll always remember my benefactor

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Now you've saved my temple

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I'm indebted to you,

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No matter what it is.

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I'm going to give you a reward,

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Make a wish!

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To be a man?

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No I'm sorry

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You want me to change fate,

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I mustn't fiddle with destiny

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You've be human 1 day-you've got
a lot of karma to burn off first,

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Listen it isn't good avoiding karma you know

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It always ends in tears,

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Listen, what about something else

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Wouldn't you rather have a bag of bones?

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You sure about this?

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A human?

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You're certain?

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Alright, and you're totally intent on being human?

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I can do it for 49 days,
after that it's dog again,

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Are you in agreement?

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Nice dog Nice dog!

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Buddha Buddha...

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You can't be naked,
I'll have to find you something to wear,

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No, don't sit there begging
As a man you'll have to stand up

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So, stand up!

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You still stand like a dog
Look, put your paws down

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Ah, let's learn do talk,

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Now you can start speaking,
open your mouth and try

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You must talk, not bark, It's quite simple,

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You just think & say it

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I...

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You're not getting it exactly

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Relax! Alright
Do some different shapes with your mouth,

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I'm in pain,

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Now, maybe this'll encourage you,

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And what's your name then?

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Magic!

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That's badge, or is it magic?

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Come on then Magic

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Be careful!

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You must remember, you can only remain
a human for 49 days

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One more thing, don't tell anyone
you're really a dog

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It has to remain our secret,

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Or...

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You'll be a duck in your next life

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You got that?

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You can't pee against lampposts anymore,

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You have to go in there,

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Do you miss your mistress while she's away?

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Yes

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She hasn't come home yet, we'll return

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Magic, being human isn't easy,

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Perhaps you've heard of this,
that is a man work from sun to sun,

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While you were a dog, you were safe,
Life was handled for you,

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As a man now, you'll have to work,

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You need a job,

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Work?

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I'm not so sure

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No need to worry, it's easy getting a job,

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Here.

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In you go!

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What is it?
Can I work here?

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Can I work here?

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Don't look at me To him, I'm invisible

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Come on then!

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Mr, Chan, this guy wants a job,

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Fine, I'll talk to him.

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Good evening sir

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Sit down,

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Sit down,

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Sit straight,

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You're sitting like a dog!

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Sit straight,

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You're sitting like a dog!

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No him, I was talking to you!

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No him, I was talking to you!

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Listen you nerd, I don't care who
you're talking to, you'll...

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Listen, shut up!

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Stop begging, sit down

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What was I saying?

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You were asking my name,

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You were asking my name,

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Oh right, well, what is it?

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I'm called Magic,

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Tell him your name's Jacky Chan

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My name's Jacky Chan,

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Why sure it is

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You got an lD card?

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You're an illegal then

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I'm a hard worker!

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I'm a hard worker!

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As night watchman and cleaner,

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A thousand dollars a month
Do you think you can handle?

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How is it?

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Well don't let me down,
Alright, go and get started

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Up and running

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Well enjoy your time and good luck
as a human being,

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Take care,

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Hey... you...

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This is what you wanted, you're a human being!

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Hey, I need you over there

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Now, pile up these soft drinks.

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Hey, come on

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Over there, come

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He's heading for trouble!

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Walks like a dog!

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Good day sir!

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You could learn from him,

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Eats like a mouse, works like a horse

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Never answer back; not like you, bunch of duffers

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You guys eat like horses
Think hard work'll kill you,

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And talk all day like a load of starlings

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Yes, I'm impressed with him

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This new guy's a winner,

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He work his best off but why?

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To prove he's better than us, heard what he said,

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Let's put an end to it

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Hurry! Don't linger!

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Get a move on! That's it keep going

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Don't waste time!

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Tired? You look pooped,

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Why don't you take a rest
The guys'll finish up for you

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Good,

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You look thirsty, How about a milk?

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No thanks. Water's fine.

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No need to drink water
We can have anything we like,

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After all we work here, that's right,
isn't it boys?

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Yeah, here!

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How about canned fish?

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And this!

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Eats dog food?

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He's from China, they eats dogs there,
he thinks it's canned dog

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Eat up And take your time,

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We'll go and work!

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There he is Look at him sir!

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Making it look he's working hard,

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And we have to do everything,
all he does is waste time,

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You see I wasn't lying, He does nothing!

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You waste time? Comes off your pay!

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Got it!

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What? You lost Magic?

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I haven't any idea where he went to

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I woke up and he wasn't with me

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Last time you looked after him you lost his balls

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This time you've gone and lost the whole dog!

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I've looked for him everywhere,

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Stop the car!

00:26:48.084 --> 00:26:50.675
Kathy, look I'm really sorry!

00:26:50.675 --> 00:26:53.511
Where are you going?

00:26:53.511 --> 00:26:55.714
Taxi!

00:26:55.714 --> 00:26:58.683
Kathy...

00:26:58.683 --> 00:27:08.526
Kathy...

00:27:08.526 --> 00:27:12.023
Pal!

00:27:12.023 --> 00:27:16.067
Where are you going?

00:27:16.067 --> 00:27:25.001
Cousre you don't talk human,
OKK I'll talk dog then,

00:27:25.001 --> 00:27:26.911
I'm called Magic, And how about you?

00:27:26.911 --> 00:27:29.781
I'm Spotty Dick, I guard the pharmacy,

00:27:29.781 --> 00:27:31.216
How is it?

00:27:31.216 --> 00:27:33.718
It's OK, they're nice people

00:27:33.718 --> 00:27:35.954
So he's finished up,

00:27:35.954 --> 00:27:43.828
Look over there,

00:27:43.828 --> 00:27:46.665
Do you think what we did to him, upset him?

00:27:46.665 --> 00:27:48.066
Well he isn't seen nothing yet,

00:27:48.066 --> 00:27:52.203
I agree guys

00:27:52.203 --> 00:27:54.039
Who are those 3 guys anyway?

00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:55.014
Just idiots

00:27:55.014 --> 00:27:56.508
Some people

00:27:56.508 --> 00:27:58.109
Right, not all though, I like my mistress,

00:27:58.109 --> 00:28:00.245
Is she kind?
Yeah, very

00:28:00.245 --> 00:28:03.515
The old guy at the pharmacy taught me to do this

00:28:03.515 --> 00:28:05.095
Can you do it?

00:28:05.095 --> 00:28:08.053
No I'm too heavy for that,
But I can catch a ball Can you do that?

00:28:08.053 --> 00:28:48.493
And I've been in a car too!

00:28:48.493 --> 00:28:54.766
Who is it?

00:28:54.766 --> 00:29:05.276
What are you doing?

00:29:05.276 --> 00:30:08.339
Come on guys, stock up!

00:30:08.339 --> 00:30:11.276
Let's have some cognac!

00:30:11.276 --> 00:30:15.747
Yeah...

00:30:15.747 --> 00:30:30.495
Where's Fatty Turtle?
Who knows?

00:30:30.495 --> 00:30:44.742
Take more!

00:30:44.742 --> 00:30:49.047
Take more!
What? Stealing?

00:30:49.047 --> 00:31:09.003
Ghost!

00:31:09.003 --> 00:32:15.767
Help! Ghost!

00:32:15.767 --> 00:32:54.639
What's the matter!

00:32:54.639 --> 00:32:58.042
I did a little bit of ghostly magic,
those guys need a bit lesson,

00:32:58.042 --> 00:33:10.888
Let's hope they learned
what's right & what's wrong,

00:33:10.888 --> 00:33:13.257
I didn't know people were like that

00:33:13.257 --> 00:33:15.927
Well they aren't all so, don't you worry,

00:33:15.927 --> 00:33:18.529
Change me back,
I don't want to be human any more,

00:33:18.529 --> 00:33:20.932
Absolutely no way at all

00:33:20.932 --> 00:33:25.837
I asked all that is for special permission

00:33:25.837 --> 00:33:28.084
You haven't even done 1 month
you can't just give up like this,

00:33:28.084 --> 00:33:32.041
Come on,
How would I be able to face all the Gods?

00:33:32.041 --> 00:33:34.045
You mean I've to stay like this?

00:33:34.045 --> 00:33:36.008
It isn't as bad as all that really

00:33:36.008 --> 00:33:41.853
In a little time you'll get
the hang of it & it'll be just fine,

00:33:41.853 --> 00:33:52.163
Happy Ghost!

00:33:52.163 --> 00:33:54.766
Pass me that come on.

00:33:54.766 --> 00:33:55.867
What's the matter

00:33:55.867 --> 00:34:07.245
You're the matter!

00:34:07.245 --> 00:34:08.098
Do you want dog food?

00:34:08.098 --> 00:34:11.082
That's right I don't know which one I want to

00:34:11.082 --> 00:34:13.451
That one's full of gristle, I never want to

00:34:13.451 --> 00:34:14.752
This, here is my favorite,

00:34:14.752 --> 00:34:16.821
Full cut prime beef. It's wonderful!

00:34:16.821 --> 00:34:18.756
Really? You eat it?

00:34:18.756 --> 00:34:20.792
Yeah! It's the best one,
It's got all the nutrition!

00:34:20.792 --> 00:34:22.427
Need for a nice wet nose.

00:34:22.427 --> 00:34:55.026
And a wiggly tail too,

00:34:55.026 --> 00:34:57.095
Excuse me, how much is this please?

00:34:57.095 --> 00:35:20.651
I'm sorry, I don't know,

00:35:20.651 --> 00:35:22.062
Kathy!

00:35:22.062 --> 00:35:24.288
Kathy?

00:35:24.288 --> 00:35:28.159
I'm sorry

00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:29.076
Are you blind?

00:35:29.076 --> 00:35:35.166
I'll pick it up,

00:35:35.166 --> 00:35:38.236
The windows need cleaning-please go & do it!

00:35:38.236 --> 00:35:40.404
The windows need cleaning-please go & do it!

00:35:40.404 --> 00:35:47.345
I'm very sorry boss,
Thank you

00:35:47.345 --> 00:35:50.381
Mummy! Kathy!

00:35:50.381 --> 00:35:51.282
Kathy...

00:35:51.282 --> 00:36:03.161
Looks a bit old to have lost his mummy,
Kathy!

00:36:03.161 --> 00:36:10.868
Mind what you're doing,

00:36:10.868 --> 00:36:29.787
Theft!
Theft!

00:36:29.787 --> 00:36:32.069
Get up

00:36:32.069 --> 00:36:34.859
Are you alright?

00:36:34.859 --> 00:36:41.599
Is your head alright sir? You'd go to hospital,

00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:43.935
I didn't have the chance to find out your name,

00:36:43.935 --> 00:36:45.369
My name is Kathy

00:36:45.369 --> 00:36:47.505
I'm Magic,
What coincidence!

00:36:47.505 --> 00:36:50.708
Magic was the name of my dog too,

00:36:50.708 --> 00:36:53.611
I didn't mean to say that you're a dog

00:36:53.611 --> 00:36:54.912
No really l...

00:36:54.912 --> 00:36:57.815
Alright, Magic be quiet

00:36:57.815 --> 00:36:59.483
Doctor, how is he?

00:36:59.483 --> 00:37:01.252
He's fine, just minor wounds.

00:37:01.252 --> 00:37:04.021
I'll give an anti-tetanus shot & he'll be OK,

00:37:04.021 --> 00:37:06.457
Thank you

00:37:06.457 --> 00:37:08.359
I'm glad you're alright

00:37:08.359 --> 00:37:09.927
I know I caused you all these troubles

00:37:09.927 --> 00:37:15.299
& I don't know how to repay you,

00:37:15.299 --> 00:37:22.206
To tell you the truth l...

00:37:22.206 --> 00:37:24.575
Here we are,
Thank you

00:37:24.575 --> 00:37:30.081
Didn't you've something to tell me? What's it?
I...

00:37:30.081 --> 00:37:32.617
You'd not tell others the secret, or...

00:37:32.617 --> 00:37:35.019
You'll become a duck in your next life,

00:37:35.019 --> 00:37:37.221
I can't tell you or I'll turn into a duck

00:37:37.221 --> 00:37:39.724
A duck?

00:37:39.724 --> 00:37:41.259
Nice car nice dame!

00:37:41.259 --> 00:37:45.329
This's during working hours
we'd learn a thing or two from ou,

00:37:45.329 --> 00:37:49.267
See you
Bye bye!

00:37:49.267 --> 00:37:53.337
Don't let us hold you up, come on!

00:37:53.337 --> 00:37:54.805
What's all this?

00:37:54.805 --> 00:37:57.275
You can't just come & go as
you see fit young man,

00:37:57.275 --> 00:37:59.031
I can replace you very easily

00:37:59.031 --> 00:38:00.778
But I was in an accident,
it wasn't what you think,

00:38:00.778 --> 00:38:03.948
She didn't look like an accident!
We think she's gorgeous!

00:38:03.948 --> 00:38:05.616
She had her bag snatched...

00:38:05.616 --> 00:38:08.185
And along came sir Galahad!

00:38:08.185 --> 00:38:10.121
Without his armour or his horse?!

00:38:10.121 --> 00:38:12.039
You're fired I don't need to hear anything more

00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:15.026
This's all you get, get out of here

00:38:15.026 --> 00:38:17.461
Get lost...

00:38:17.461 --> 00:38:21.766
But boss...
Alright get your shirt off!

00:38:21.766 --> 00:38:23.334
What am I going to do now?

00:38:23.334 --> 00:38:27.972
She'll keep you busy!

00:38:27.972 --> 00:38:31.542
Magic, get in, I'll find
you a better job than this one,

00:38:31.542 --> 00:38:44.355
Come on!

00:38:44.355 --> 00:38:46.791
Michelle!

00:38:46.791 --> 00:38:50.461
Family!

00:38:50.461 --> 00:38:51.796
Old friend?

00:38:51.796 --> 00:38:54.498
Family?

00:38:54.498 --> 00:38:58.035
Is this the guy you told me about
the one who wants a job?

00:38:58.035 --> 00:38:59.303
He's a hard worker.

00:38:59.303 --> 00:39:02.006
Old friend!

00:39:02.006 --> 00:39:03.708
The job is quite easy actually,

00:39:03.708 --> 00:39:06.001
You just have to like animals

00:39:06.001 --> 00:39:07.712
But he does have to sleep here as well

00:39:07.712 --> 00:39:11.282
Don't worry, he knows all about that

00:39:11.282 --> 00:39:14.085
He looks like a man after my own heart

00:39:14.085 --> 00:39:15.686
Michelle, Gigi's not well today

00:39:15.686 --> 00:39:18.022
She won't do pee pee or eat

00:39:18.022 --> 00:39:18.956
She ate yesterday?

00:39:18.956 --> 00:39:23.006
Yes, her usual chicken & brawn rice

00:39:23.006 --> 00:39:25.663
Yes, you've to be careful,

00:39:25.663 --> 00:39:26.864
Let's get her to a vet, maybe its serious

00:39:26.864 --> 00:39:29.033
A vet? Loosen my collar!

00:39:29.033 --> 00:39:30.735
Relax.

00:39:30.735 --> 00:39:38.209
It's her collar, it's too tight, Let's loosen it

00:39:38.209 --> 00:39:41.612
It's so nice!

00:39:41.612 --> 00:39:46.016
It's better!

00:39:46.016 --> 00:39:47.251
How did you know?

00:39:47.251 --> 00:39:49.787
I did what she told me,

00:39:49.787 --> 00:39:53.023
You've a very strange sense of humor,

00:39:53.023 --> 00:40:07.772
I'm happy I can breathe again

00:40:07.772 --> 00:40:09.306
Kid...
What?

00:40:09.306 --> 00:40:12.376
Want to eat something?

00:40:12.376 --> 00:40:14.445
Eat or not?

00:40:14.445 --> 00:40:25.623
No.

00:40:25.623 --> 00:40:35.166
A mini typhoon!

00:40:35.166 --> 00:40:37.134
Delicious!

00:40:37.134 --> 00:40:39.737
Not this again

00:40:39.737 --> 00:40:41.939
Someone is coming,

00:40:41.939 --> 00:40:43.908
Maisle's got the grumps,

00:40:43.908 --> 00:40:46.043
I don't know what's the matter with her

00:40:46.043 --> 00:40:47.545
Can you help?

00:40:47.545 --> 00:40:49.547
What do you expect with that hair style?

00:40:49.547 --> 00:40:50.981
I hate it!

00:40:50.981 --> 00:40:53.984
She's to wear it like this'd
all the rage over in ltaly

00:40:53.984 --> 00:40:55.119
I'm not in ltaly!

00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:58.022
I hate this hair style

00:40:58.022 --> 00:41:01.992
Yes, but Maisie hates it,
she feels that she looks stupid

00:41:01.992 --> 00:41:04.195
He understands me!

00:41:04.195 --> 00:41:06.053
Dogs don't find this beautiful,

00:41:06.053 --> 00:41:07.865
Try & imagine being a dog
you'd not like this, right

00:41:07.865 --> 00:41:08.899
Right Winston?

00:41:08.899 --> 00:41:10.000
It's ugly-'Maisle's a dog not a toy'

00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:11.936
Stupid!

00:41:11.936 --> 00:41:13.871
What can I do about it?

00:41:13.871 --> 00:41:17.074
First of all, take all these silly clips out,

00:41:17.074 --> 00:41:20.001
And let her hair grow naturally

00:41:20.001 --> 00:41:21.612
That's right!

00:41:21.612 --> 00:41:22.088
Get her to take this horrible coat off

00:41:22.088 --> 00:41:26.517
I hate this coat! Horrible!

00:41:26.517 --> 00:41:28.385
And let me roll in cows hit sometimes

00:41:28.385 --> 00:41:30.221
Well, I'll do what you said

00:41:30.221 --> 00:41:33.123
He understands me.

00:41:33.123 --> 00:41:35.793
Thanks a lot

00:41:35.793 --> 00:41:41.832
Come on Maisie, let's return
you back into a real dog

00:41:41.832 --> 00:41:43.968
Hi Magic

00:41:43.968 --> 00:41:46.203
Michelle,
Hi Kathy

00:41:46.203 --> 00:41:47.905
Look, he's amazing,

00:41:47.905 --> 00:41:49.084
Aren't you glad you're not a poodle?

00:41:49.084 --> 00:41:51.075
But I wish I was a bit more handsome,

00:41:51.075 --> 00:41:52.309
You are handsome!

00:41:52.309 --> 00:41:53.021
Really!

00:41:53.021 --> 00:41:57.114
That's great! He's been here
for one week & now a raise,

00:41:57.114 --> 00:42:01.051
I don't like his dress sense,
those funny old pajama he wears!

00:42:01.051 --> 00:42:01.886
If I give you some money,

00:42:01.886 --> 00:42:10.561
Can you make him presentable?

00:42:10.561 --> 00:42:15.432
Can you read this?

00:42:15.432 --> 00:42:19.047
And so now?

00:42:19.047 --> 00:42:23.374
How about now?

00:42:23.374 --> 00:42:26.577
Can you see this one?

00:42:26.577 --> 00:42:31.982
Why can't you? You must be blind,

00:42:31.982 --> 00:42:34.852
What's this?

00:42:34.852 --> 00:42:36.082
O,

00:42:36.082 --> 00:42:40.124
O right?

00:42:40.124 --> 00:42:41.926
O right? So you're blind then

00:42:41.926 --> 00:42:48.098
But I can see the letters,
I don't know what they are,

00:42:48.098 --> 00:43:53.013
20 minutes

00:43:53.013 --> 00:43:57.901
Hi!

00:43:57.901 --> 00:44:01.739
What's the matter with him?

00:44:01.739 --> 00:44:04.341
Smartie!

00:44:04.341 --> 00:44:06.977
He kissed me!

00:44:06.977 --> 00:44:09.279
He is so smart!

00:44:09.279 --> 00:44:11.248
I love you

00:44:11.248 --> 00:44:16.353
ROSE, MARY

00:44:16.353 --> 00:44:25.663
That's the thing with dogs,
they do exactly what they like

00:44:25.663 --> 00:44:29.733
Sir

00:44:29.733 --> 00:44:34.271
This restaurant is famous for its steak,
have you ever been here before?

00:44:34.271 --> 00:44:36.774
Never, they wouldn't let me in.

00:44:36.774 --> 00:44:41.278
Why not?

00:44:41.278 --> 00:44:43.747
I... I don't have the money

00:44:43.747 --> 00:44:53.157
This time it's my treat

00:44:53.157 --> 00:44:56.593
Their filet mignon with butter & garlic
is the house specialty here,

00:44:56.593 --> 00:45:38.736
Try!

00:45:38.736 --> 00:45:42.306
Jack, this is Magic,
the one who got my purse back

00:45:42.306 --> 00:45:51.749
Magic, meet Jack,

00:45:51.749 --> 00:45:58.822
Magic, what's the matter?

00:45:58.822 --> 00:46:13.871
Hi!

00:46:13.871 --> 00:46:16.006
Have you eaten yet?

00:46:16.006 --> 00:46:19.843
Yes I have, don't forget
your playing tennis with me,

00:46:19.843 --> 00:46:22.412
Magic, can you play tennis?

00:46:22.412 --> 00:46:27.317
Well that settles it, we're going to teach
you how to play

00:46:27.317 --> 00:46:28.685
Madam, anything else,

00:46:28.685 --> 00:46:36.026
That's all, thank you,

00:46:36.026 --> 00:46:43.003
Waiter, bill please

00:46:43.003 --> 00:47:20.971
Do you still want it?

00:47:20.971 --> 00:47:23.173
Magic, your turn,

00:47:23.173 --> 00:47:26.143
Jack, won't you let Magic at least try?

00:47:26.143 --> 00:47:28.445
I'll play with him,

00:47:28.445 --> 00:47:31.415
You're tired anyway, just take a rest,

00:47:31.415 --> 00:47:34.151
Magic you go & play a while,

00:47:34.151 --> 00:47:36.353
Jack, It's no fun for him sitting here,
you play with him,

00:47:36.353 --> 00:47:37.454
Jack will teach you,

00:47:37.454 --> 00:49:57.794
OK!
I'll get ice cream

00:49:57.794 --> 00:50:09.706
Serve you right!

00:50:09.706 --> 00:50:19.383
I surrender

00:50:19.383 --> 00:50:23.012
Ice cream,

00:50:23.012 --> 00:50:24.788
Did you play?

00:50:24.788 --> 00:50:39.102
He learns fast He's almost as good as me

00:50:39.102 --> 00:50:42.672
I've lost my earring again Help me lind it

00:50:42.672 --> 00:50:44.674
Honey, it's such a big place here,

00:50:44.674 --> 00:50:46.043
Let me buy you another pair?

00:50:46.043 --> 00:50:49.079
They have sentimental value,
they were from my mother,

00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:52.049
So we spend the rest of the evening here,

00:50:52.049 --> 00:50:54.618
I know where to find
a pair that's exactly the same

00:50:54.618 --> 00:50:56.353
Nobody could tell the difference,

00:50:56.353 --> 00:50:59.523
I could tell the difference

00:50:59.523 --> 00:51:06.043
Look! I've found it!

00:51:06.043 --> 00:51:08.665
Here it is! Well, is this it?

00:51:08.665 --> 00:51:10.133
Yes

00:51:10.133 --> 00:51:14.971
It's been in the drain, it's got to be washed,

00:51:14.971 --> 00:51:16.506
We'll go & fetch the car

00:51:16.506 --> 00:51:40.063
Do we've to have that jerk with us for the night?

00:51:40.063 --> 00:51:40.964
Here it's clean.

00:51:40.964 --> 00:51:45.802
Did you wash it in the swimming pool then?

00:51:45.802 --> 00:51:55.779
Thank you!

00:51:55.779 --> 00:52:03.072
Thank you!

00:52:03.072 --> 00:52:06.823
Jack, just a minute,

00:52:06.823 --> 00:52:09.459
Have you lost your key?

00:52:09.459 --> 00:52:13.296
Yes, it must be in my other clothes, the old one,

00:52:13.296 --> 00:52:15.165
This excuses this guy, comes up with,

00:52:15.165 --> 00:52:20.537
So you don't have anywhere to sleep tonight?

00:52:20.537 --> 00:52:22.072
Well, he can't stay over at my place

00:52:22.072 --> 00:52:26.109
Alright, he can stay over at my place then,

00:52:26.109 --> 00:52:29.088
This way,

00:52:29.088 --> 00:52:32.282
Don't be shy, just make yourself at home

00:52:32.282 --> 00:52:38.955
Jack's a good guy,

00:52:38.955 --> 00:52:41.758
Jack, Magic can sleep in the study I'll fix it up

00:52:41.758 --> 00:52:43.293
Well, I'll do the room later

00:52:43.293 --> 00:52:44.528
I'll take you home first

00:52:44.528 --> 00:52:48.231
It's alright, I'll take a cab,
I'll call you when I'm home

00:52:48.231 --> 00:52:50.000
Goodnight, Magic

00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:51.535
Look after him, won't you?

00:52:51.535 --> 00:53:01.378
Yes honey,

00:53:01.378 --> 00:53:03.747
Boy, I've to hand it to you,
you may look like a 4-eyed nerd,

00:53:03.747 --> 00:53:06.683
From nowhere but you sure know how
to get in on a good thing

00:53:06.683 --> 00:53:10.012
And as for calling yourself
Magic go to the top of the class

00:53:10.012 --> 00:53:12.923
You really scored a lot of brownie points there,
didn't you?

00:53:12.923 --> 00:53:15.592
But get this, she's my girl has been for 3 years,

00:53:15.592 --> 00:53:18.228
And don't forget it

00:53:18.228 --> 00:53:20.003
Where are you going?

00:53:20.003 --> 00:53:21.398
To sleep in the study

00:53:21.398 --> 00:53:24.234
You'll sleep right where you are, the sofa,

00:53:24.234 --> 00:53:26.069
You better be warned because I'm serious,

00:53:26.069 --> 00:53:27.337
I hate rivals, I'm going to cut your balls off,

00:53:27.337 --> 00:53:28.805
Just like I did to her dog

00:53:28.805 --> 00:53:33.021
If you hang around her any more,

00:53:33.021 --> 00:53:37.781
No need to sleep on the sofa,
why don't you come in the study?

00:53:37.781 --> 00:53:39.783
What are you doing here?

00:53:39.783 --> 00:53:42.519
I took your key home by mistake, I'm returning it,

00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:48.792
Thank you

00:53:48.792 --> 00:54:01.271
Why don't I take you out & help you find a taxi?

00:54:01.271 --> 00:54:08.478
What's that?

00:54:08.478 --> 00:54:12.882
Jack, while I was away what did you do?

00:54:12.882 --> 00:54:14.417
You,

00:54:14.417 --> 00:54:17.042
Kathy come back, I can explain!

00:54:17.042 --> 00:54:20.824
Look you know I love you Kathy,

00:54:20.824 --> 00:54:22.959
What's the matter?

00:54:22.959 --> 00:54:24.894
Don't move!

00:54:24.894 --> 00:54:26.796
I've been with you for 3 years now,

00:54:26.796 --> 00:54:30.433
Kathy, listen, you know I love you,

00:54:30.433 --> 00:54:33.097
Listen, I can explain!

00:54:33.097 --> 00:54:36.539
I'm not interested in any other girls

00:54:36.539 --> 00:54:37.941
Get away from me,

00:54:37.941 --> 00:54:40.744
Stop following me around like a stupid dog,

00:54:40.744 --> 00:54:42.445
I'm the dog!

00:54:42.445 --> 00:54:43.947
Why you hanging around?

00:54:43.947 --> 00:54:45.815
I'm talking to you; not him!

00:54:45.815 --> 00:54:51.321
Me!?

00:54:51.321 --> 00:54:59.729
You'll regret this, Kathy I promise!

00:54:59.729 --> 00:55:04.301
Alright, can't win all

00:55:04.301 --> 00:55:06.936
Come on,

00:55:06.936 --> 00:55:08.171
Your place or mine?

00:55:08.171 --> 00:55:10.044
Not you,

00:55:10.044 --> 00:55:30.393
Excuse me

00:55:30.393 --> 00:55:36.599
How did you know where my slippers were?

00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:39.836
I just guessed, I guess...

00:55:39.836 --> 00:55:43.973
Thank you

00:55:43.973 --> 00:55:48.345
Sit down,

00:55:48.345 --> 00:56:06.496
Let me get you something to eat,
Thanks

00:56:06.496 --> 00:56:09.466
What are you doing?

00:56:09.466 --> 00:56:12.302
Nothing, I've never seen a bed like this before,

00:56:12.302 --> 00:56:14.337
It's really a nice bed, isn't it?

00:56:14.337 --> 00:56:16.239
There's another one just like
it in the guest room,

00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:18.675
Would you mind waiting out there for me?

00:56:18.675 --> 00:56:28.651
OK!

00:56:28.651 --> 00:56:31.988
Well, eat it,

00:56:31.988 --> 00:56:34.019
Should I make you something to go with it?

00:56:34.019 --> 00:56:38.962
No need, I've got this,

00:56:38.962 --> 00:56:42.632
I don't know, but when I see you,
you give me this strange feeling,

00:56:42.632 --> 00:56:46.302
The feeling, I used to have with my dog Magic,

00:56:46.302 --> 00:56:48.705
I'm sorry, I don't mean to compare you to my dog,

00:56:48.705 --> 00:56:50.039
I'm sorry

00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.709
Don't worry, your dog'll come back

00:56:52.709 --> 00:56:54.511
It was all Jack's fault,

00:56:54.511 --> 00:56:56.146
If he'd had looked after Magic instead
of fooling around

00:56:56.146 --> 00:56:59.115
It would never have happened

00:56:59.115 --> 00:57:06.079
I never want to see him again

00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:27.043
See you tomorrow

00:57:27.043 --> 00:57:31.581
Why'd I have to apolegise?

00:57:31.581 --> 00:57:35.285
She's got to be kidding,
she's not the only lish in the sea

00:57:35.285 --> 00:57:41.724
With my look & charm, straight up,
eat your heart out

00:57:41.724 --> 00:57:57.006
Sleep!

00:57:57.006 --> 00:58:00.743
My God, I've to see her!

00:58:00.743 --> 00:58:02.212
That makes me look weak though

00:58:02.212 --> 00:58:04.681
No way, do I need a woman?

00:58:04.681 --> 00:58:12.956
Sleep!

00:58:12.956 --> 00:58:14.524
You're here,

00:58:14.524 --> 00:58:16.526
Why not? Kathy's here as well

00:58:16.526 --> 00:58:18.361
You mean you never went home last night?

00:58:18.361 --> 00:58:19.496
Well of course I didn't, I stayed with her

00:58:19.496 --> 00:58:21.064
I did

00:58:21.064 --> 00:58:22.332
Where did you sleep?

00:58:22.332 --> 00:58:24.367
Also,,,
What's it?

00:58:24.367 --> 00:58:25.835
We just stept together,

00:58:25.835 --> 00:58:27.007
Stept together?

00:58:27.007 --> 00:58:29.138
What is it?

00:58:29.138 --> 00:58:30.807
What's the meaning of all these noise?

00:58:30.807 --> 00:58:39.315
Come here, I need to talk to you, Out!

00:58:39.315 --> 00:58:42.118
Lock out big boy?

00:58:42.118 --> 00:58:50.059
Come on in

00:58:50.059 --> 00:58:52.829
Why is your bed such a mess?

00:58:52.829 --> 00:58:54.964
And what's this? 2 pillows, why 2 pillows?

00:58:54.964 --> 00:58:56.432
Oh you didn't have company in bed, did you?

00:58:56.432 --> 00:58:57.934
One for you one for him!

00:58:57.934 --> 00:59:01.404
What are you talking about?

00:59:01.404 --> 00:59:03.573
Listen to that!

00:59:03.573 --> 00:59:05.275
Your voice is all bucky Kathy

00:59:05.275 --> 00:59:07.443
You obviously didn't get any sleep last night!

00:59:07.443 --> 00:59:10.113
You are a real ass

00:59:10.113 --> 00:59:12.081
This time you're insulting me & my friend,

00:59:12.081 --> 00:59:13.449
What friend?

00:59:13.449 --> 00:59:15.785
You hardly know the guy-
what is it a week at the most now

00:59:15.785 --> 00:59:18.388
I've known you for 3 years

00:59:18.388 --> 00:59:20.423
Shut up, we've had 3 years

00:59:20.423 --> 00:59:22.592
But how long have you'd with that woman?

00:59:22.592 --> 00:59:25.495
So you went to bed with that dog to spite me,
did you Kathy?

00:59:25.495 --> 00:59:27.196
Get out right now

00:59:27.196 --> 00:59:29.365
I never want to see you again

00:59:29.365 --> 00:59:33.536
I won't! I'm going to stay here

00:59:33.536 --> 00:59:41.044
Out, get out!

00:59:41.044 --> 00:59:50.053
You,

00:59:50.053 --> 00:59:53.189
Hi, it's you!

00:59:53.189 --> 00:59:55.158
I love a man when he's angry

00:59:55.158 --> 00:59:56.326
Would you like to come over
here for a little drink?,

00:59:56.326 --> 01:00:08.738
No! I wouldn't, what are you? A bitch?
Get lost!

01:00:08.738 --> 01:00:10.073
You stop it!

01:00:10.073 --> 01:00:13.876
I'm pretty good at this!

01:00:13.876 --> 01:00:16.479
I'm outtalk here,

01:00:16.479 --> 01:00:19.682
I'm lucky!

01:00:19.682 --> 01:00:24.253
Get away quicky!

01:00:24.253 --> 01:00:25.021
Stop it,

01:00:25.021 --> 01:00:27.049
No, Kathy, don't throw the fridge,
it's too heavy to kill him,

01:00:27.049 --> 01:00:35.865
I just want a drink

01:00:35.865 --> 01:00:45.575
Magic, let's go to a party tonight

01:00:45.575 --> 01:00:48.611
Good heavens, he looks like the dog's dinner,

01:00:48.611 --> 01:00:52.315
KKathy did a good job really,
you do look so different,

01:00:52.315 --> 01:00:54.817
She even invited me to a party tonight,

01:00:54.817 --> 01:00:56.119
Uh? What about Jack?,

01:00:56.119 --> 01:00:58.888
Excuse me!

01:00:58.888 --> 01:01:00.223
I'd like to buy a collar

01:01:00.223 --> 01:01:02.792
Of course, These are the new designs from ltaly,

01:01:02.792 --> 01:01:04.227
It's beatutiful

01:01:04.227 --> 01:01:07.463
It's snazzy!

01:01:07.463 --> 01:01:08.798
Just a minute,

01:01:08.798 --> 01:01:15.238
Can you wrap it up?

01:01:15.238 --> 01:01:17.024
Disgusting!

01:01:17.024 --> 01:01:20.143
Who does he think he is?

01:01:20.143 --> 01:01:23.246
You're just jealous,

01:01:23.246 --> 01:01:26.249
You're so handsome!

01:01:26.249 --> 01:01:33.589
I like it, take it off my salary,

01:01:33.589 --> 01:01:41.003
This one's for Kathy, see you later

01:01:41.003 --> 01:01:42.765
Why are you wearing a dog collar?

01:01:42.765 --> 01:01:45.768
You see dogs in sweaters,
why not men in dog collars?

01:01:45.768 --> 01:01:48.738
Why not? KK,now what it's great!

01:01:48.738 --> 01:01:51.874
This one's for you,

01:01:51.874 --> 01:01:53.743
Is it a fashion of this year?

01:01:53.743 --> 01:01:55.411
Not bad!

01:01:55.411 --> 01:02:12.028
And it matches my dress, Thanks,

01:02:12.028 --> 01:02:15.665
Hi!

01:02:15.665 --> 01:02:21.027
Why not!

01:02:21.027 --> 01:02:23.539
What's happened? Who's Kathy with?

01:02:23.539 --> 01:02:24.941
Hey, so who ditched who, Jack?

01:02:24.941 --> 01:02:44.066
Gross,

01:02:44.066 --> 01:02:52.735
Disgusting,

01:02:52.735 --> 01:02:54.047
I'm sorry

01:02:54.047 --> 01:02:56.339
Lucy, would you care to dance?

01:02:56.339 --> 01:02:58.141
Thank you

01:02:58.141 --> 01:03:07.984
Jack is really something

01:03:07.984 --> 01:03:08.918
Dance with me

01:03:08.918 --> 01:03:10.052
I don't know how to,

01:03:10.052 --> 01:03:15.124
Never mind, I'll teach you

01:03:15.124 --> 01:03:16.959
I'm sorry

01:03:16.959 --> 01:03:18.795
Not up there, here.

01:03:18.795 --> 01:03:55.064
Good! That's better

01:03:55.064 --> 01:04:11.914
I'm sorry, I've to go to the washroom,

01:04:11.914 --> 01:04:17.253
What's it?

01:04:17.253 --> 01:04:20.389
Hi Magic, I'm John, a friend of Jack's

01:04:20.389 --> 01:04:22.391
Shake your hand!

01:04:22.391 --> 01:04:24.527
I'm George,

01:04:24.527 --> 01:04:26.028
John, George

01:04:26.028 --> 01:04:28.431
Like some snails? Delicious!

01:04:28.431 --> 01:04:41.277
Go on, dig it,

01:04:41.277 --> 01:04:49.452
Yummy

01:04:49.452 --> 01:04:56.492
(Wasabi)

01:04:56.492 --> 01:04:59.395
Hey, buddy, someone invites you to sing,

01:04:59.395 --> 01:05:30.826
Are you interested? Can you sing?

01:05:30.826 --> 01:05:36.032
Jack!

01:05:36.032 --> 01:05:37.633
Water at last!

01:05:37.633 --> 01:05:40.736
You really are something!

01:05:40.736 --> 01:05:42.805
I'm something at least I'm not a dog

01:05:42.805 --> 01:05:44.206
Not like him!

01:05:44.206 --> 01:05:45.441
How do you know I'm a dog?

01:05:45.441 --> 01:05:47.051
Don't call yourself a dog,

01:05:47.051 --> 01:05:48.945
Anyone who jumps into bed with someone
else's girlfriend is a dog!

01:05:48.945 --> 01:05:51.047
He is a dog!

01:05:51.047 --> 01:05:56.552
What did you say?

01:05:56.552 --> 01:06:01.029
Sir...

01:06:01.029 --> 01:06:03.326
Sir...

01:06:03.326 --> 01:06:08.564
Are you alright?

01:06:08.564 --> 01:06:10.866
Come on, let's go

01:06:10.866 --> 01:06:12.401
Are you hurt?

01:06:12.401 --> 01:06:17.773
How I hate him!

01:06:17.773 --> 01:06:20.443
You're becoming drunk, too much cognac!

01:06:20.443 --> 01:06:22.511
I hate him

01:06:22.511 --> 01:06:26.449
You tell me, what's she got that I haven't got?

01:06:26.449 --> 01:06:28.117
You're a nicer girl,

01:06:28.117 --> 01:06:29.118
And a lot cuter

01:06:29.118 --> 01:06:35.291
Then why won't he tell the bitch to go?

01:06:35.291 --> 01:06:43.132
I'll get you some water

01:06:43.132 --> 01:06:45.634
Vodka

01:06:45.634 --> 01:06:49.238
I want cognac!

01:06:49.238 --> 01:06:57.713
Drink this water

01:06:57.713 --> 01:07:03.185
You lie to me, I hate people who lie,

01:07:03.185 --> 01:07:04.587
I didn't really lie

01:07:04.587 --> 01:07:06.055
I just twisted the truth

01:07:06.055 --> 01:07:07.923
The truth is I'm your dog

01:07:07.923 --> 01:07:08.958
Dog

01:07:08.958 --> 01:07:12.528
I know, you're an old dog?

01:07:12.528 --> 01:07:14.263
I'm your dog!

01:07:14.263 --> 01:07:24.707
I like dog, dog is faithful,

01:07:24.707 --> 01:07:46.595
Kathy,,,

01:07:46.595 --> 01:07:47.997
Suppertime, guys!

01:07:47.997 --> 01:07:49.165
Come & eat!

01:07:49.165 --> 01:07:50.433
I'm so hungry!

01:07:50.433 --> 01:07:53.969
Here it is, dinner delicious......

01:07:53.969 --> 01:08:00.843
See this!

01:08:00.843 --> 01:08:03.412
It's fun being together, I love being a human,

01:08:03.412 --> 01:08:06.348
I'm so happy

01:08:06.348 --> 01:08:08.284
I feel happy for you,

01:08:08.284 --> 01:08:11.187
Me too.

01:08:11.187 --> 01:08:13.389
I jealous you

01:08:13.389 --> 01:08:16.759
I envy you,

01:08:16.759 --> 01:08:18.694
What do you think,

01:08:18.694 --> 01:08:22.898
I don't think it'll workout,

01:08:22.898 --> 01:08:24.967
Human are nothing but trouble,

01:08:24.967 --> 01:08:48.891
I don't speak dog, what's going on?

01:08:48.891 --> 01:08:57.299
Bring me some chicken tomorrow

01:08:57.299 --> 01:09:02.204
Happy Ghost, can you help me please?

01:09:02.204 --> 01:09:05.608
Magic, how many times have I said it,

01:09:05.608 --> 01:09:08.511
Impossible to be a dog again before your time,

01:09:08.511 --> 01:09:09.812
But I don't want to be a dog

01:09:09.812 --> 01:09:11.614
I want to stay like this

01:09:11.614 --> 01:09:13.549
Well, now that's even more difficult,

01:09:13.549 --> 01:09:16.919
R,eincarnationwise,
you're pretty low down the ladder

01:09:16.919 --> 01:09:19.788
Not long out of the plant kingdom,
so don't push your luck here

01:09:19.788 --> 01:09:21.039
Even in your next life,

01:09:21.039 --> 01:09:23.425
You won't be human,
you got a few more dog lives yet

01:09:23.425 --> 01:09:26.962
You're very lucky you'd these 49 days,

01:09:26.962 --> 01:09:29.098
Don't upset the Gods,
or you may return as a grasshopper,

01:09:29.098 --> 01:09:31.000
But that feeling I've with my mistress

01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:33.035
The warmth & wonderfulness

01:09:33.035 --> 01:09:36.472
It's not like being with
your average bitch at all

01:09:36.472 --> 01:09:39.909
It's reserved for the human kingdom,
only human beings can have feelings like that,

01:09:39.909 --> 01:09:41.081
They say I love you

01:09:41.081 --> 01:09:42.645
Love you?

01:09:42.645 --> 01:09:46.048
Other than making money,

01:09:46.048 --> 01:09:48.617
Love motivates human to do anything,

01:09:48.617 --> 01:09:50.553
The trouble is...

01:09:50.553 --> 01:09:53.122
People just treat love & money in the same way.

01:09:53.122 --> 01:09:56.392
Think they can own love

01:09:56.392 --> 01:09:58.327
When in fact it's a gift to give

01:09:58.327 --> 01:10:00.729
Many live, spent working that one out,

01:10:00.729 --> 01:10:01.597
But why?

01:10:01.597 --> 01:10:02.932
Just believe it

01:10:02.932 --> 01:10:04.166
You try & control love,

01:10:04.166 --> 01:10:08.804
& you'll live to regret it,

01:10:08.804 --> 01:10:11.014
Come back, it's not true

01:10:11.014 --> 01:10:12.675
I want love

01:10:12.675 --> 01:10:16.712
I want love!

01:10:16.712 --> 01:10:20.182
I really like it here,

01:10:20.182 --> 01:10:26.589
I'm sorry sir, you're not allowed
to bring your dog in here

01:10:26.589 --> 01:10:27.923
I can't go in,

01:10:27.923 --> 01:10:30.096
What's the matter with you? You're not a dog

01:10:30.096 --> 01:10:32.561
That's right, I'm not a dog,

01:10:32.561 --> 01:10:37.266
Let's go in,

01:10:37.266 --> 01:10:38.934
Magic, would you like a hot dog?

01:10:38.934 --> 01:10:40.703
A dog? I can't eat a dog!

01:10:40.703 --> 01:10:42.905
Not a dog, a hot dog

01:10:42.905 --> 01:10:44.306
It doesn't matter if it's hot or cold

01:10:44.306 --> 01:10:46.575
I just don't eat it

01:10:46.575 --> 01:10:52.514
Two hot dogs please,

01:10:52.514 --> 01:11:01.724
Eat up! It's sausage, there's no dog,

01:11:01.724 --> 01:11:07.263
I promise you that

01:11:07.263 --> 01:11:09.999
Be careful with love,

01:11:09.999 --> 01:11:14.837
So what happened?

01:11:14.837 --> 01:11:16.805
Thought I saw something

01:11:16.805 --> 01:11:38.394
Well, why don't we go to a movie?

01:11:38.394 --> 01:11:50.639
Piss off, go on!

01:11:50.639 --> 01:11:53.309
Be careful with love,

01:11:53.309 --> 01:11:55.544
What is it?

01:11:55.544 --> 01:12:00.249
It's a scary movie,

01:12:00.249 --> 01:12:21.057
Did she scare you with her body?

01:12:21.057 --> 01:12:30.779
No love!

01:12:30.779 --> 01:12:35.818
No love!

01:12:35.818 --> 01:12:39.621
No love!

01:12:39.621 --> 01:12:41.099
No love!

01:12:41.099 --> 01:12:46.261
Let's go

01:12:46.261 --> 01:13:00.609
No love my friend,

01:13:00.609 --> 01:13:03.746
Do you know why I asked you over for dinner?

01:13:03.746 --> 01:13:06.615
Today's my birthday

01:13:06.615 --> 01:13:08.183
I'm sorry but I don't have a present

01:13:08.183 --> 01:13:10.753
But wait till next payday

01:13:10.753 --> 01:13:15.858
Happy birthday

01:13:15.858 --> 01:13:19.161
Excuse me

01:13:19.161 --> 01:13:21.013
Hello?
Happy birthday

01:13:21.013 --> 01:13:22.898
Thank you
I'm sorry

01:13:22.898 --> 01:13:35.021
I'm sorry Jack, I'm not alone

01:13:35.021 --> 01:13:36.512
Be careful in love

01:13:36.512 --> 01:13:38.847
No love.

01:13:38.847 --> 01:13:46.321
You mustn't fall in love with her,

01:13:46.321 --> 01:13:48.069
Now what?

01:13:48.069 --> 01:14:01.136
Nothing, just spilled my drink,
I'll just go clean up,

01:14:01.136 --> 01:14:04.044
Remember, you'll live to regret
it if you love her

01:14:04.044 --> 01:14:06.375
Come here

01:14:06.375 --> 01:14:08.977
You made me human,
how come you won't let me love?

01:14:08.977 --> 01:14:10.579
You've only got 7 more days left

01:14:10.579 --> 01:14:12.347
Don't wreck it by falling in love

01:14:12.347 --> 01:14:14.149
I want to stay human not a dog,

01:14:14.149 --> 01:14:16.351
But you can't change your destiny as a dog now

01:14:16.351 --> 01:14:20.189
Listen, it's not the same thing,
a man is not a dog

01:14:20.189 --> 01:14:22.658
I don't care about that,
I've got 7 days left to be a lover

01:14:22.658 --> 01:14:23.525
And I'm going to use them

01:14:23.525 --> 01:14:25.093
But it isn't worth it

01:14:25.093 --> 01:14:27.629
It won't work really, cause you aren't a man

01:14:27.629 --> 01:14:30.399
You're only man's best friend,

01:14:30.399 --> 01:14:33.368
Kathy still loves Jack

01:14:33.368 --> 01:14:37.573
And Jack loves her too

01:14:37.573 --> 01:14:38.674
How you know it?

01:14:38.674 --> 01:14:43.345
I've watched their diaries

01:14:43.345 --> 01:14:45.647
They're perfect couple

01:14:45.647 --> 01:14:50.085
You'd be responsible for this mess

01:14:50.085 --> 01:14:53.055
Let do a good job before you leave

01:14:53.055 --> 01:15:03.665
Match them as a merit for yourself

01:15:03.665 --> 01:15:08.537
KKathy we need to talk, I want to thank you

01:15:08.537 --> 01:15:13.175
For making me happy, in my new life

01:15:13.175 --> 01:15:16.011
I understand

01:15:16.011 --> 01:15:19.281
It must be very hard in Mainland China,

01:15:19.281 --> 01:15:20.916
I'm glad you came to HK,

01:15:20.916 --> 01:15:22.184
I want to say...

01:15:22.184 --> 01:15:24.186
Jack loves you, you can't just leave him

01:15:24.186 --> 01:15:25.022
Forgive him,

01:15:25.022 --> 01:15:26.722
What are you talking about?

01:15:26.722 --> 01:15:28.557
Lucy means nothing at all to him,

01:15:28.557 --> 01:15:30.192
I'm sure of that!

01:15:30.192 --> 01:15:31.026
How do you know?

01:15:31.026 --> 01:15:32.261
I saw it with my own eyes,

01:15:32.261 --> 01:15:33.962
Saw it with your own eyes?

01:15:33.962 --> 01:15:36.899
I'm really your dog Magic

01:15:36.899 --> 01:15:40.769
I see, you've met someone new,

01:15:40.769 --> 01:15:44.106
Do you have a wife in China, is that it?

01:15:44.106 --> 01:15:46.742
If you don't want to be my friend,

01:15:46.742 --> 01:15:49.344
Just say so, you don't have to show up
with such excuses

01:15:49.344 --> 01:15:50.746
I really am your dog Magic

01:15:50.746 --> 01:15:52.981
I can prove it, I know so much about you

01:15:52.981 --> 01:15:54.316
What do you know about?

01:15:54.316 --> 01:15:56.785
That earring you're wearing was a present
years ago from your mom

01:15:56.785 --> 01:15:59.421
You mist aid it, I found it for
you there in the rubbish

01:15:59.421 --> 01:16:02.925
And I know about that watch,
it's a present from Jack on Valentines Day

01:16:02.925 --> 01:16:06.662
But,
You stop it,

01:16:06.662 --> 01:16:08.463
You read my diary!

01:16:08.463 --> 01:16:10.465
Do you have no sense of privacy?

01:16:10.465 --> 01:16:12.000
I didn't do it

01:16:12.000 --> 01:16:16.438
Get out!

01:16:16.438 --> 01:16:19.041
Open the door!

01:16:19.041 --> 01:16:20.709
I didn't read it, I swear to you,

01:16:20.709 --> 01:16:34.856
Hi hunky, you've been thrown out again?

01:16:34.856 --> 01:16:36.825
No wonder you call yourself a dog,

01:16:36.825 --> 01:16:42.197
The 2 of you make a perfect couple,

01:16:42.197 --> 01:16:43.332
You've ruined everything

01:16:43.332 --> 01:16:44.766
In the end you'll thank me

01:16:44.766 --> 01:16:47.369
It's better this way

01:16:47.369 --> 01:16:50.472
Never mind, come to my place,

01:16:50.472 --> 01:16:57.479
Little cuddle, come on honey,

01:16:57.479 --> 01:17:07.356
Hello,
I'm downstairs Kathy

01:17:07.356 --> 01:17:09.057
What do you want?

01:17:09.057 --> 01:17:13.996
Please Kathy, I want to apologies

01:17:13.996 --> 01:17:46.795
Please let me come up & explain, alright?

01:17:46.795 --> 01:17:49.398
These human games

01:17:49.398 --> 01:17:52.002
He's all sad.

01:17:52.002 --> 01:17:54.336
All the need is a good walk, he'll be line

01:17:54.336 --> 01:17:55.637
Are you puzzled by love?

01:17:55.637 --> 01:17:57.072
I've that experience

01:17:57.072 --> 01:17:59.541
Be a man!

01:17:59.541 --> 01:18:01.943
Women are trouble,

01:18:01.943 --> 01:18:09.017
It's a broken heart

01:18:09.017 --> 01:18:10.485
Someone to see you, Mr Chiu,

01:18:10.485 --> 01:18:18.093
Thank you

01:18:18.093 --> 01:18:21.073
It's the last day,

01:18:21.073 --> 01:18:24.766
Time to go back to the Kennel,

01:18:24.766 --> 01:18:27.135
I've to get Kathy a present

01:18:27.135 --> 01:18:28.437
I promised her that I would,

01:18:28.437 --> 01:18:30.172
Your only have one hour left

01:18:30.172 --> 01:18:33.709
I know,

01:18:33.709 --> 01:18:38.068
KKathy doesn't know what a lucky woman
she is to have a loyal dog like this,

01:18:38.068 --> 01:18:52.594
Hurry up Magic,

01:18:52.594 --> 01:18:54.996
Big wills only,

01:18:54.996 --> 01:19:01.503
Sorry, close for lunch

01:19:01.503 --> 01:19:03.004
I've got 1 0 cherubs to pay in

01:19:03.004 --> 01:19:04.084
Well shill!

01:19:04.084 --> 01:19:06.007
Can't you see there's a line?

01:19:06.007 --> 01:19:06.975
Backward...

01:19:06.975 --> 01:19:08.061
A thief's line up too?

01:19:08.061 --> 01:19:16.918
Thank you, that's a great help,
Delighted

01:19:16.918 --> 01:19:18.012
Goodbye then guys

01:19:18.012 --> 01:19:19.321
We'll miss you

01:19:19.321 --> 01:19:24.559
And your funny ways
Good luck, think about us sometimes

01:19:24.559 --> 01:19:25.066
I'll think about you

01:19:25.066 --> 01:19:27.496
Let us out then,

01:19:27.496 --> 01:19:28.073
I miss you too,

01:19:28.073 --> 01:19:30.599
Handsome, I'll miss you.

01:19:30.599 --> 01:19:32.367
Goodbye guys

01:19:32.367 --> 01:19:34.035
I'll miss you too

01:19:34.035 --> 01:19:35.047
Goodbye!

01:19:35.047 --> 01:19:37.472
What's you? Are you leaving?

01:19:37.472 --> 01:19:38.807
I don't have any choice

01:19:38.807 --> 01:19:41.243
But why not? Wasn't the raise enough for you?

01:19:41.243 --> 01:19:42.844
I want to raise you salary next month still

01:19:42.844 --> 01:19:44.846
It was more than enough

01:19:44.846 --> 01:19:46.615
But I fell my life's going to the dogs here

01:19:46.615 --> 01:19:48.216
So you're going?

01:19:48.216 --> 01:19:51.153
It's time I got back to my roots, you know,

01:19:51.153 --> 01:19:54.856
I get your meaning, you nust miss your family

01:19:54.856 --> 01:19:56.525
Ready,
Stay there!

01:19:56.525 --> 01:19:58.527
Or I'll have to shoot her

01:19:58.527 --> 01:20:02.597
Nobody more I'll shoot to kill

01:20:02.597 --> 01:20:06.201
Keep still! And shut up.

01:20:06.201 --> 01:20:11.239
Keep still!

01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:13.508
Thousand dollar bills

01:20:13.508 --> 01:20:15.477
Magic, I want to give you this

01:20:15.477 --> 01:20:18.246
No thank you, buy something
for my friends here would you?

01:20:18.246 --> 01:20:19.748
This is a news flash

01:20:19.748 --> 01:20:22.951
There is a robbery under way at
the Philippine Tai Sung Bank

01:20:22.951 --> 01:20:26.254
A robber's taken a woman hostage
& is holding her at gun-point

01:20:26.254 --> 01:20:29.791
The poilce are fully armed & ready for action

01:20:29.791 --> 01:20:33.695
The thief is also armed,
& psychiatrists think his behaviour

01:20:33.695 --> 01:20:35.073
indicetes he is under heavy stress

01:20:35.073 --> 01:20:37.699
& would kill with very little provocation,

01:20:37.699 --> 01:20:39.734
Hostages are very dangerous now,
I've gonna rescue her,

01:20:39.734 --> 01:20:42.337
You cant, you might get killed

01:20:42.337 --> 01:20:45.974
Go for it Magic Go for it

01:20:45.974 --> 01:20:48.041
Taxi, Phillppine Tai Sung Bank, fast as you can

01:20:48.041 --> 01:21:11.733
No way, I'm on lunch break

01:21:11.733 --> 01:21:13.902
Hey buddy, pleace take me to the Tai Sung Bank

01:21:13.902 --> 01:21:19.841
Over there,

01:21:19.841 --> 01:21:22.177
Nancy, you like driving fast?

01:21:22.177 --> 01:21:26.681
You call this fast? There's a guy
there going past us on foot

01:21:26.681 --> 01:21:30.919
Don't believe it! We're doing almost a hundred
kilometres an hour

01:21:30.919 --> 01:21:38.026
Pull over!
This is crazy!

01:21:38.026 --> 01:21:40.562
I iust got overtaken by a guy on foot

01:21:40.562 --> 01:21:42.063
Go charge him first!

01:21:42.063 --> 01:21:52.004
Cut the crap licence

01:21:52.004 --> 01:21:53.074
Let me through, I've got to rescue my friend

01:21:53.074 --> 01:22:00.682
I've got to rescue my friend

01:22:00.682 --> 01:22:04.252
No He'll hurt you

01:22:04.252 --> 01:22:07.222
Be still, or I'll shoot her

01:22:07.222 --> 01:22:08.857
Magic, don't!

01:22:08.857 --> 01:22:18.667
Don't come over, I'll shoot!

01:22:18.667 --> 01:22:21.236
Magic

01:22:21.236 --> 01:22:41.589
Magic

01:22:41.589 --> 01:22:43.291
I surrender

01:22:43.291 --> 01:22:46.294
I surrender

01:22:46.294 --> 01:22:47.462
I surrender

01:22:47.462 --> 01:22:53.635
Magic Magic

01:22:53.635 --> 01:22:58.034
Out the way!

01:22:58.034 --> 01:23:03.578
You'll be alrighy, Magic

01:23:03.578 --> 01:23:10.552
Go & get the doctor

01:23:10.552 --> 01:23:16.558
Hang on in there, the doctor's coming

01:23:16.558 --> 01:23:21.329
I promised I'll get you something
gor your birthday

01:23:21.329 --> 01:23:23.498
Thank you

01:23:23.498 --> 01:23:29.771
I'm your dog you know,

01:23:29.771 --> 01:23:38.046
I'm didn't lie to you kathy

01:23:38.046 --> 01:23:39.748
Doctor

01:23:39.748 --> 01:23:42.065
Doctor, he's been shot in the chest

01:23:42.065 --> 01:23:47.288
Relax, let's see

01:23:47.288 --> 01:23:49.124
Hey, come here

01:23:49.124 --> 01:23:50.025
What?

01:23:50.025 --> 01:23:51.593
You are in the wrong place, guy

01:23:51.593 --> 01:23:59.567
You'd have taken him to the vet

01:23:59.567 --> 01:24:03.304
He really is Magic

01:24:03.304 --> 01:24:05.473
Magic

01:24:05.473 --> 01:24:08.576
Well there's nothing I can do for him

01:24:08.576 --> 01:24:12.614
I'm going

01:24:12.614 --> 01:24:19.087
Magic

01:24:19.087 --> 01:24:21.356
Time to go

01:24:21.356 --> 01:24:25.727
Just one last goodboye

01:24:25.727 --> 01:24:35.007
Alright!

01:24:35.007 --> 01:24:38.339
I told you not to mess around with love

01:24:38.339 --> 01:24:42.911
Oh no, I'm crying as well

01:24:42.911 --> 01:24:48.917
Come on

01:24:48.917 --> 01:24:52.002
Don't cry Kathy, you know he loved you!

01:24:52.002 --> 01:24:53.021
Magic

01:24:53.021 --> 01:24:54.656
Don't get upset

01:24:54.656 --> 01:24:57.959
And the best love stories are riddled with tragedy

01:24:57.959 --> 01:25:00.728
Think of Romeo & Juliet

01:25:00.728 --> 01:25:04.799
Anyway you've some practice as a man

01:25:04.799 --> 01:25:06.301
Kathy

01:25:06.301 --> 01:25:08.603
Here's what the stork brought
for Pansy the poodle

01:25:08.603 --> 01:25:09.437
Congratulations

01:25:09.437 --> 01:25:12.307
I know how much you like dogs, accept it

01:25:12.307 --> 01:25:16.311
Thank you

01:25:16.311 --> 01:25:20.548
Do you recognize me?

01:25:20.548 --> 01:25:22.035
He looks like Magic

01:25:22.035 --> 01:25:25.386
The only one in the litter that did!

01:25:25.386 --> 01:25:27.555
Is it he son fo Magic?

01:25:27.555 --> 01:25:28.079
I'm scared he's ugly,

01:25:28.079 --> 01:25:32.076
Don't make that face, you'll scare the puppy

01:25:32.076 --> 01:25:36.898
Alright, I promise I'll never scare him again

01:25:36.898 --> 01:25:48.943
Come to daddy, there's a good little boy

01:25:48.943 --> 01:25:53.815
Taste good!

01:25:53.815 --> 01:26:01.589
They say puppy peepee good for virility,
old Chinese saying, right?

01:26:01.589 --> 01:26:05.066
Pal, go home now

01:26:05.066 --> 99:59:59.999
Watch your step!
So we've got a happy ending