Top 10 YouTube Videos

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15 minutes...(mumbles)
some more car insurance.

Yep. Everyone knows that.

(silence)

Why don't you go fu--

Hey, everyone!
I'm Jack Duh-ug-lass,

and today, we're gonna count down
the top ten YouTube videos of all time.

So let's start with number 10:

A grown man drinking a bottle of glue.

It's really cool.

Um, and if that's not your thing,
there's also a video of him

drinking from glitter glue.

So...welcome to YouTube!

Number 9:

Happy Wheels Let's Play #456,
by Tobygames.

Now episodes 1-455 were okay,
but Tobygames didn't really come

into himself into episode #456.
I'll let this clip do the talking.

Hoo!

Believe it or not, he's one of the only
gaming channels on YouTube.

So check him out.
It's pretty unique.

Number 8: Twerking Challenge,
with Joey Graceffa.

The date is June 18th, 2013.

Twerking isn't in the public lexicon,
but YouTuber Shane Dawson

is about to change all of that!

(Shane) Hey girls, hey girls, come on!

Hey girls, hey girls, hey!

So thank you, Shane.
Thank you, Joey.

And I really wish you guys
would do more videos together.

(Jack) Oh my gosh!
They totally did.

Thank you.

I wish this whole list could be challenge
videos, but unfortunately,

we do have to move on.

Number 7:

Poopy Diaper Challenge.

We all love Tyler Oakley, and his
really cool ability to change hair colors,

but he really stepped up his game
when he made the Poopy Diaper Challenge.

This is a video you can show
your grandmother,

this is the video you can
show your grandkids.

I almost gave this spot
to Disgusting Baby Food Challenge,

but only ten can make it!

Number 6: The Top Five Furries in Gaming.

This-This one's just a cool video.

Number 5: iPad Air 2 Unboxing
and Review by iJustine.

You may think it's another unboxing video,
but iJustine is about to prove you wrong.

But what am I buying?
Am I buying a stick?

(snickers)

Oh god, iJustine...
please never iChange.

Number 4:

This really cool Dragonball Z video
I found set to Lincoln Park.

♪ (Lincoln Park: In the End) ♪

It's really powerful
and you wouldn't get it, dad!

Number 3:

How Guys Take a Shower, by Jenna Marbles.

This one's got some
pretty biting satire in it

because, as a girl, Jenna can make
these really valid, insightful points

about the stereotypical male.

I gotta go pee pee.

She's like the Richard Prior
of this generation.

Mwah!

Number 2:

Number 2 is actually a three way tie
because I couldn't choose

which one was better.

Everybody is Gay,
Gay Fire, or Rageboner.

And they're all by Ray Mysterio Johnson.

I mean, I haven't watched any of them yet,
but with titles like those,

how can you lose?

Number 1:

My pick for the number 1
YouTube video of all time...

is Natural Childbirth.

It's just a beautiful, uncensored video
of a mother giving birth in the wild.

It's a beautiful thing.

This is something that you can show
your kids and teach them

where life comes from,
where they came from.

It's super cool,
and nothing is censored.

Nothing.

Thank you so much for watching,
and if you guys have any tips

on what you think should've
made the list...

you can go right to hell.