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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.13,0:00:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,15 minutes...(mumbles)\Nsome more car insurance.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.99,0:00:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep. Everyone knows that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.26,0:00:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.44,0:00:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you go fu--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.42,0:00:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, everyone! \NI'm Jack Duh-ug-lass,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.43,0:00:18.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and today, we're gonna count down\Nthe top ten YouTube videos of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.17,0:00:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let's start with number 10:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A grown man drinking a bottle of glue.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.09,0:00:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.34,0:00:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, and if that's not your thing,\Nthere's also a video of him
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.88,0:00:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drinking from glitter glue.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.74,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...welcome to YouTube!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 9:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.62,0:00:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy Wheels Let's Play #456, \Nby Tobygames.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.20,0:00:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now episodes 1-455 were okay,\Nbut Tobygames didn't really come
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.34,0:00:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into himself into episode #456.\NI'll let this clip do the talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.31,0:00:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.17,0:00:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Believe it or not, he's one of the only \Ngaming channels on YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.08,0:00:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So check him out.\NIt's pretty unique.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.19,0:00:56.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 8: Twerking Challenge,\Nwith Joey Graceffa.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.19,0:00:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The date is June 18th, 2013.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.79,0:01:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twerking isn't in the public lexicon,\Nbut YouTuber Shane Dawson
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.03,0:01:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is about to change all of that!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.23,0:01:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Shane) Hey girls, hey girls, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.93,0:01:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey girls, hey girls, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.13,0:01:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you, Shane.\NThank you, Joey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.26,0:01:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I really wish you guys \Nwould do more videos together.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.06,0:01:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Jack) Oh my gosh!\NThey totally did.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.54,0:01:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.65,0:01:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish this whole list could be challenge\Nvideos, but unfortunately,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.28,0:01:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we do have to move on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.51,0:01:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 7:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.45,0:01:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poopy Diaper Challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.70,0:01:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all love Tyler Oakley, and his \Nreally cool ability to change hair colors,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.82,0:01:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he really stepped up his game\Nwhen he made the Poopy Diaper Challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.75,0:01:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a video you can show \Nyour grandmother,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.90,0:01:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is the video you can \Nshow your grandkids.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.10,0:01:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I almost gave this spot\Nto Disgusting Baby Food Challenge,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.84,0:01:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only ten can make it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.27,0:01:43.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 6: The Top Five Furries in Gaming.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.01,0:01:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This-This one's just a cool video.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.97,0:01:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 5: iPad Air 2 Unboxing \Nand Review by iJustine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.92,0:01:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may think it's another unboxing video,\Nbut iJustine is about to prove you wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.78,0:01:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what am I buying?\NAm I buying a stick?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.69,0:01:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snickers)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.35,0:02:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, iJustine...\Nplease never iChange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.18,0:02:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 4:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.57,0:02:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This really cool Dragonball Z video \NI found set to Lincoln Park.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.63,0:02:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (Lincoln Park: In the End) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.40,0:02:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really powerful \Nand you wouldn't get it, dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.97,0:02:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 3:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.86,0:02:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How Guys Take a Shower, by Jenna Marbles.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.71,0:02:17.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one's got some \Npretty biting satire in it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.02,0:02:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because, as a girl, Jenna can make\Nthese really valid, insightful points
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.35,0:02:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the stereotypical male.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.27,0:02:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta go pee pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.40,0:02:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's like the Richard Prior \Nof this generation.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.43,0:02:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mwah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.24,0:02:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 2:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.14,0:02:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 2 is actually a three way tie \Nbecause I couldn't choose
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.08,0:02:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which one was better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.10,0:02:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody is Gay, \NGay Fire, or Rageboner.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.43,0:02:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're all by Ray Mysterio Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.43,0:02:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I haven't watched any of them yet,\Nbut with titles like those,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.48,0:02:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how can you lose?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.43,0:02:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 1:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.64,0:02:46.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My pick for the number 1 \NYouTube video of all time...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.64,0:02:48.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is Natural Childbirth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.21,0:02:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a beautiful, uncensored video\Nof a mother giving birth in the wild.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.10,0:02:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a beautiful thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.70,0:02:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is something that you can show\Nyour kids and teach them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.83,0:02:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where life comes from,\Nwhere they came from.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.76,0:03:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's super cool,\Nand nothing is censored.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.64,0:03:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.75,0:03:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much for watching,\Nand if you guys have any tips
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.20,0:03:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on what you think should've\Nmade the list...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.34,0:03:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can go right to hell.