Huh.
15 minutes...(mumbles) some more car insurance.
Yep. Everyone knows that.
(silence)
Why don't you go fu--
Hey, everyone! I'm Jack Duh-ug-lass,
and today, we're gonna count down the top ten YouTube videos of all time.
So let's start with number 10:
A grown man drinking a bottle of glue.
It's really cool.
Um, and if that's not your thing, there's also a video of him
drinking from glitter glue.
So...welcome to YouTube!
Number 9:
Happy Wheels Let's Play #456, by Tobygames.
Now episodes 1-455 were okay, but Tobygames didn't really come
into himself into episode #456. I'll let this clip do the talking.
Hoo!
Believe it or not, he's one of the only gaming channels on YouTube.
So check him out. It's pretty unique.
Number 8: Twerking Challenge, with Joey Graceffa.
The date is June 18th, 2013.
Twerking isn't in the public lexicon, but YouTuber Shane Dawson
is about to change all of that!
(Shane) Hey girls, hey girls, come on!
Hey girls, hey girls, hey!
So thank you, Shane. Thank you, Joey.
And I really wish you guys would do more videos together.
(Jack) Oh my gosh! They totally did.
Thank you.
I wish this whole list could be challenge videos, but unfortunately,
we do have to move on.
Number 7:
Poopy Diaper Challenge.
We all love Tyler Oakley, and his really cool ability to change hair colors,
but he really stepped up his game when he made the Poopy Diaper Challenge.
This is a video you can show your grandmother,
this is the video you can show your grandkids.
I almost gave this spot to Disgusting Baby Food Challenge,
but only ten can make it!
Number 6: The Top Five Furries in Gaming.
This-This one's just a cool video.
Number 5: iPad Air 2 Unboxing and Review by iJustine.
You may think it's another unboxing video, but iJustine is about to prove you wrong.
But what am I buying? Am I buying a stick?
(snickers)
Oh god, iJustine... please never iChange.
Number 4:
This really cool Dragonball Z video I found set to Lincoln Park.
♪ (Lincoln Park: In the End) ♪
It's really powerful and you wouldn't get it, dad!
Number 3:
How Guys Take a Shower, by Jenna Marbles.
This one's got some pretty biting satire in it
because, as a girl, Jenna can make these really valid, insightful points
about the stereotypical male.
I gotta go pee pee.
She's like the Richard Prior of this generation.
Mwah!
Number 2:
Number 2 is actually a three way tie because I couldn't choose
which one was better.
Everybody is Gay, Gay Fire, or Rageboner.
And they're all by Ray Mysterio Johnson.
I mean, I haven't watched any of them yet, but with titles like those,
how can you lose?
Number 1:
My pick for the number 1 YouTube video of all time...
is Natural Childbirth.
It's just a beautiful, uncensored video of a mother giving birth in the wild.
It's a beautiful thing.
This is something that you can show your kids and teach them
where life comes from, where they came from.
It's super cool, and nothing is censored.
Nothing.
Thank you so much for watching, and if you guys have any tips
on what you think should've made the list...
you can go right to hell.