WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.892 Huh. 00:00:01.126 --> 00:00:03.896 15 minutes...(mumbles) some more car insurance. 00:00:03.986 --> 00:00:06.010 Yep. Everyone knows that. 00:00:06.259 --> 00:00:11.291 (silence) 00:00:11.441 --> 00:00:12.424 Why don't you go fu-- 00:00:12.424 --> 00:00:14.427 Hey, everyone! I'm Jack Duh-ug-lass, 00:00:14.427 --> 00:00:18.169 and today, we're gonna count down the top ten YouTube videos of all time. 00:00:18.169 --> 00:00:20.298 So let's start with number 10: 00:00:20.298 --> 00:00:22.746 A grown man drinking a bottle of glue. 00:00:24.090 --> 00:00:25.334 It's really cool. 00:00:25.344 --> 00:00:27.884 Um, and if that's not your thing, there's also a video of him 00:00:27.884 --> 00:00:29.672 drinking from glitter glue. 00:00:29.742 --> 00:00:31.727 So...welcome to YouTube! 00:00:31.727 --> 00:00:32.621 Number 9: 00:00:32.621 --> 00:00:36.201 Happy Wheels Let's Play #456, by Tobygames. 00:00:36.201 --> 00:00:41.343 Now episodes 1-455 were okay, but Tobygames didn't really come 00:00:41.343 --> 00:00:46.220 into himself into episode #456. I'll let this clip do the talking. 00:00:47.310 --> 00:00:48.093 Hoo! 00:00:48.173 --> 00:00:51.075 Believe it or not, he's one of the only gaming channels on YouTube. 00:00:51.075 --> 00:00:53.187 So check him out. It's pretty unique. 00:00:53.187 --> 00:00:56.172 Number 8: Twerking Challenge, with Joey Graceffa. 00:00:56.192 --> 00:00:59.763 The date is June 18th, 2013. 00:00:59.793 --> 00:01:04.031 Twerking isn't in the public lexicon, but YouTuber Shane Dawson 00:01:04.031 --> 00:01:06.231 is about to change all of that! 00:01:06.231 --> 00:01:07.926 (Shane) Hey girls, hey girls, come on! 00:01:07.926 --> 00:01:09.132 Hey girls, hey girls, hey! 00:01:09.132 --> 00:01:11.265 So thank you, Shane. Thank you, Joey. 00:01:11.265 --> 00:01:14.057 And I really wish you guys would do more videos together. 00:01:14.057 --> 00:01:16.342 (Jack) Oh my gosh! They totally did. 00:01:16.542 --> 00:01:17.649 Thank you. 00:01:17.649 --> 00:01:20.276 I wish this whole list could be challenge videos, but unfortunately, 00:01:20.276 --> 00:01:21.506 we do have to move on. 00:01:21.506 --> 00:01:22.423 Number 7: 00:01:22.453 --> 00:01:23.695 Poopy Diaper Challenge. 00:01:23.695 --> 00:01:27.822 We all love Tyler Oakley, and his really cool ability to change hair colors, 00:01:27.822 --> 00:01:31.750 but he really stepped up his game when he made the Poopy Diaper Challenge. 00:01:31.750 --> 00:01:33.899 This is a video you can show your grandmother, 00:01:33.899 --> 00:01:36.101 this is the video you can show your grandkids. 00:01:36.101 --> 00:01:38.837 I almost gave this spot to Disgusting Baby Food Challenge, 00:01:38.837 --> 00:01:40.266 but only ten can make it! 00:01:40.266 --> 00:01:43.446 Number 6: The Top Five Furries in Gaming. 00:01:44.006 --> 00:01:46.331 This-This one's just a cool video. 00:01:46.971 --> 00:01:50.921 Number 5: iPad Air 2 Unboxing and Review by iJustine. 00:01:50.921 --> 00:01:55.750 You may think it's another unboxing video, but iJustine is about to prove you wrong. 00:01:55.780 --> 00:01:57.694 But what am I buying? Am I buying a stick? 00:01:57.694 --> 00:01:59.350 (snickers) 00:01:59.350 --> 00:02:02.177 Oh god, iJustine... please never iChange. 00:02:02.177 --> 00:02:03.328 Number 4: 00:02:03.568 --> 00:02:06.627 This really cool Dragonball Z video I found set to Lincoln Park. 00:02:06.627 --> 00:02:08.397 ♪ (Lincoln Park: In the End) ♪ 00:02:08.397 --> 00:02:10.967 It's really powerful and you wouldn't get it, dad! 00:02:10.967 --> 00:02:11.863 Number 3: 00:02:11.863 --> 00:02:14.708 How Guys Take a Shower, by Jenna Marbles. 00:02:14.708 --> 00:02:17.015 This one's got some pretty biting satire in it 00:02:17.015 --> 00:02:21.352 because, as a girl, Jenna can make these really valid, insightful points 00:02:21.352 --> 00:02:23.269 about the stereotypical male. 00:02:23.269 --> 00:02:24.403 I gotta go pee pee. 00:02:24.403 --> 00:02:26.427 She's like the Richard Prior of this generation. 00:02:26.427 --> 00:02:27.239 Mwah! 00:02:27.239 --> 00:02:28.098 Number 2: 00:02:28.138 --> 00:02:31.082 Number 2 is actually a three way tie because I couldn't choose 00:02:31.082 --> 00:02:32.101 which one was better. 00:02:32.101 --> 00:02:35.431 Everybody is Gay, Gay Fire, or Rageboner. 00:02:35.431 --> 00:02:37.432 And they're all by Ray Mysterio Johnson. 00:02:37.432 --> 00:02:40.483 I mean, I haven't watched any of them yet, but with titles like those, 00:02:40.483 --> 00:02:41.427 how can you lose? 00:02:41.427 --> 00:02:42.636 Number 1: 00:02:42.636 --> 00:02:46.433 My pick for the number 1 YouTube video of all time... 00:02:46.643 --> 00:02:48.212 is Natural Childbirth. 00:02:48.212 --> 00:02:53.098 It's just a beautiful, uncensored video of a mother giving birth in the wild. 00:02:53.098 --> 00:02:54.697 It's a beautiful thing. 00:02:54.697 --> 00:02:56.829 This is something that you can show your kids and teach them 00:02:56.829 --> 00:02:59.761 where life comes from, where they came from. 00:02:59.761 --> 00:03:02.838 It's super cool, and nothing is censored. 00:03:03.638 --> 00:03:04.747 Nothing. 00:03:04.747 --> 00:03:07.200 Thank you so much for watching, and if you guys have any tips 00:03:07.200 --> 00:03:09.159 on what you think should've made the list... 00:03:09.339 --> 00:03:10.797 you can go right to hell.