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All right
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We got a full boat
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Let's meet the man
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(knocks)
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Pissing our pants yet?
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Boy,
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do I have the feeling we're getting close.
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Yep.
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It's gonna be pee-pee pans city
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here real soon.
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Which one of you pricks is the leader?
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It's this one.
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He's the guy.
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(sighs)
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Hi.
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You're Rick, right?
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I'm Negan.
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And I do not appreciate you killing my men.
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Also, when I sent my people to kill
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your people for killing my people,
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you killed more of my people.
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Not cool.
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Not cool.
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You have no idea how not cool that shit is.
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But
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I think you're gonna be up to speed shortly.
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Yeah.
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You are so gonna regret
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crossing me in a few minutes.
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Yes, you are.
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You see, Rick, whatever you do,
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no matter what,
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you don't mess with the new world order.
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And the new world order is this,
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and it's really very simple.
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So, even if you're stupid,
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which you very might well be,
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you can understand it.
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You ready?
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Here goes. Pay attention.
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Give me your shit
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or I will kill you.
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Today was career day.
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We invested a lot so you
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would know who I am and what I can do.
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You work for me now.
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You have shit, you give it to me.
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That's your job.
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Now I know that is a mighty big,
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nasty pill to swallow,
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but swallow it you most certainly will.
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You ruled the roost.
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You built something.
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You thought you were safe.
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I get it.
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But the word is out.
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You are not safe.
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Not even close.
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In fact, you are pegged,
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more pegged if you don't do what I want.
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And what I want is half of your shit.
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And if that's too much,
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you can make, find or steal more,
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and it'll even out sooner or later.
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This is your way of life now.
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The more you fight back,
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the harder it will be.
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So, if someone knocks on your door
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(chuckles)
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you let us in.
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We own that door.
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You try to stop us
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and we will knock it down.
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You understand?
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What, no answer?
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You don't really think that
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you were gonna get through this
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without being punished, now
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did you?
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I don't want to kill you people.
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Just want to make that clear
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from the get-go.
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I want you to work for me.
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You can't do that if you're dead,
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now, can you?
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I'm not growing a garden.
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But you killed my people,
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a whole damn lot of them.
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More than I'm comfortable with.
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And for that, for that you're gonna pay.
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So, now
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I'm gonna beat the holly hell
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outta one of you.
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This... this is Lucille,
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and she is awesome.
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All this, all this is just so we can
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pick out which one of you gets the honor.
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I got to shave this shit.
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You got one of our guns.
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Oh, yeah. You got a lot of our guns.
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Shit, kid, lighten up.
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Please cry a little.
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(chuckles)
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Jesus, you look shitty.
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I should just put you
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out of your misery right now.
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No! No!
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Stop it!
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(groaning)
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Nope, nope! Get him back in line.
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Don’t
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(groaning and yells)
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Don't!
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All right, listen.
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Don’t any of you do that again.
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I will shut that shit down, no exceptions.
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First one’s free,
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it’s an emotional moment.
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I get it.
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Sucks, don’t it?
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The moment you realize you don’t know shit.
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Is your kid, right?
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Aha. This is definetly your kid.
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Just stop this!
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Hey! Do not make me kill
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the little future serial killer.
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Don’t make it easy on me.
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I’ve got to pick somebody.
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Everybody is at the table
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waiting for me to order.
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(whistles)
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I simply cannot decide
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(chuckle)
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I’ve got an idea.
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(chuckle)
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Ennie…
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meeniee...
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miney...
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mo...
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catch…
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the tiger...
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by...
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his toe...
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if…
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he hollers...
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let him go...
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my mother…
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told me...
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to pick the very...
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best one…
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and you...
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are...
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it...
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Anybody moves, anybody says anything.
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I cut the boys other eye out and
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I have to feed it to his father
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and then we’ll start.
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You can breathe, you can blink,
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you can cry.
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Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.
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Ho!
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(chuckles)
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Damn!
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(unintelligible)