All right
We got a full boat
Let's meet the man
(knocks)
Pissing our pants yet?
Boy,
do I have the feeling we're getting close.
Yep.
It's gonna be pee-pee pans city
here real soon.
Which one of you pricks is the leader?
It's this one.
He's the guy.
(sighs)
Hi.
You're Rick, right?
I'm Negan.
And I do not appreciate you killing my men.
Also, when I sent my people to kill
your people for killing my people,
you killed more of my people.
Not cool.
You have no idea how not cool that shit is.
But
I think you're gonna be up to speed shortly.
Yeah.
You are so gonna regret
crossing me in a few minutes.
Yes, you are.
You see, Rick, whatever you do,
no matter what,
you don't mess with the new world order.
And the new world order is this,
and it's really very simple.
So, even if you're stupid,
which you very might well be,
you can understand it.
You ready?
Here goes. Pay attention.
Give me your shit
or I will kill you.
Today was career day.
We invested a lot so you
would know who I am and what I can do.
You work for me now.
You have shit, you give it to me.
That's your job.
Now I know that is a mighty big,
nasty pill to swallow,
but swallow it you most certainly will.
You ruled the roost.
You built something.
You thought you were safe.
I get it.
But the word is out.
You are not safe.
Not even close.
In fact, you are pegged,
more pegged if you don't do what I want.
And what I want is half of your shit.
And if that's too much,
you can make, find or steal more,
and it'll even out sooner or later.
This is your way of life now.
The more you fight back,
the harder it will be.
So, if someone knocks on your door
(chuckles)
you let us in.
We own that door.
You try to stop us
and we will knock it down.
You understand?
What, no answer?
You don't really think that
you were gonna get through this
without being punished, now
did you?
I don't want to kill you people.
Just want to make that clear
from the get-go.
I want you to work for me.
You can't do that if you're dead,
now, can you?
I'm not growing a garden.
But you killed my people,
a whole damn lot of them.
More than I'm comfortable with.
And for that, for that you're gonna pay.
So, now
I'm gonna beat the holly hell
outta one of you.
This... this is Lucille,
and she is awesome.
All this, all this is just so we can
pick out which one of you gets the honor.
I got to shave this shit.
You got one of our guns.
Oh, yeah. You got a lot of our guns.
Shit, kid, lighten up.
Please cry a little.
(chuckles)
Jesus, you look shitty.
I should just put you
out of your misery right now.
No! No!
Stop it!
(groaning)
Nope, nope! Get him back in line.
Don’t
(groaning and yells)
Don't!
All right, listen.
Don’t any of you do that again.
I will shut that shit down, no exceptions.
First one’s free,
it’s an emotional moment.
I get it.
Sucks, don’t it?
The moment you realize you don’t know shit.
Is your kid, right?
Aha. This is definetly your kid.
Just stop this!
Hey! Do not make me kill
the little future serial killer.
Don’t make it easy on me.
I’ve got to pick somebody.
Everybody is at the table
waiting for me to order.
(whistles)
I simply cannot decide
(chuckle)
I’ve got an idea.
(chuckle)
Ennie…
meeniee...
miney...
mo...
catch…
the tiger...
by...
his toe...
if…
he hollers...
let him go...
my mother…
told me...
to pick the very...
best one…
and you...
are...
it...
Anybody moves, anybody says anything.
I cut the boys other eye out and
I have to feed it to his father
and then we’ll start.
You can breathe, you can blink,
you can cry.
Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.
Ho!
(chuckles)
Damn!
(unintelligible)