Kenny Brooks Salesman Comedian (ORIGINAL)

This door to door salesman had us in stitches and said we could post this on youtube to share.

"I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like

Michael Jackson. That's why your neighbor

said I remind him of Nicholas Cage.

'Cause I'm gone in 60 seconds.

But watch this right here. Then look.

Who does this the most on the window,

the kids, the dogs, or the ugly black guys

that eat fried chicken? Now you see

these water spots. Look, they get whiter

than my elbows without lotion. Watch this.

(chuckle) 'Cause Stevie Wonder said, "seeing

is believing." And I got a disease called

enthusiasm. So I'm a cut straight to

the mustard. Watch this though.

Don't laugh too hard 'cause the neighbors

gone see this black kid scrubbing your

window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off

like Mr Miagi. Remember "The Karate Kid?"

Now watch this. It air dry. Look it puts a coating

on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints,

no streaks. That's why we can't sell it

to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok.

Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff.

Now, then y'all. You and mom y'all would agree

Oh my God! You see this right here.

Who did that? (customer) "I did that." OK, watch this.

Now my mom said if it's darker than me

and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there

right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA.

Now look this right here, we just upgraded

like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant.

Hold this and watch this cause this should be

the main reason why you get the HBO

special. You know what HBO mean?

(customer)"No." You get to help a brother out. (laugh)

I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of

your neighbors in the community say they

just gonna get it 'cause I'm funny.

'Cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you

just go back and forth like an argument. (laugh)

Now I ain't like Jesus. But look how it split down the middle like Moses did the Red Sea.

Paint me green and call me a pickle.

And look at this right here. Look. Goes good with chicken.

Don't drink it though. It'll give you the Hershey squirts.

But that one bottle lasts longer than my last relationship.

Y'all got water right. (customer)"Yeah." (laughs).

High five! You're qualified to use it.

Over here mama. Now, this is my last demo.

And I'm outta here quicker than your favorite shampoo.

Y'all familiar with these right here Sharpies? (customer)"Yeah."

Now watch this. Even though I'm Black, it ain't black magic.

It just work. 'Cause look.

Say you got this in the clothes, or the carpet, or the laundry.

Would you agree that's hard to get out? (customer)"Prob'ly"

Would you throw it out, Shout it out, get OJ to stab it out, Mike Tyson to bite it

(customer)"Throw it out."