WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I'll be quick like Nestle and beat it like 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Michael Jackson. That's why your neighbor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 said I remind him of Nicholas Cage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Cause I'm gone in 60 seconds. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But watch this right here. Then look. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who does this the most on the window, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the kids, the dogs, or the ugly black guys 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that eat fried chicken? Now you see 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 these water spots. Look, they get whiter 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 than my elbows without lotion. Watch this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (chuckle) 'Cause Stevie Wonder said, "seeing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is believing." And I got a disease called 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 enthusiasm. So I'm a cut straight to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the mustard. Watch this though. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't laugh too hard 'cause the neighbors 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 gone see this black kid scrubbing your 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 window, OK. (laugh) Look, wax on, wax off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like Mr Miagi. Remember "The Karate Kid?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now watch this. It air dry. Look it puts a coating 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on your window. No water spots, no fingerprints, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no streaks. That's why we can't sell it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to criminals. Don't tell OJ or Tiger Woods, ok. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hi-five that. They been loving this stuff. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, then y'all. You and mom y'all would agree 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my God! You see this right here. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who did that? (customer) "I did that." OK, watch this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now my mom said if it's darker than me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and it don't pay the bills, it shouldn't be there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right?" (laugh) "God bless you. HAHAHA. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now look this right here, we just upgraded 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like Beyonce. This is our new surfactant. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hold this and watch this cause this should be 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the main reason why you get the HBO 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 special. You know what HBO mean? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (customer)"No." You get to help a brother out. (laugh) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I been on a roll like toilet paper. Half of 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 your neighbors in the community say they 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just gonna get it 'cause I'm funny. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Cause this stuff sells itself. Look, you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just go back and forth like an argument. (laugh) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now I ain't like Jesus. But look how it split down the middle like Moses did the Red Sea. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Paint me green and call me a pickle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And look at this right here. Look. Goes good with chicken. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't drink it though. It'll give you the Hershey squirts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But that one bottle lasts longer than my last relationship. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Y'all got water right. (customer)"Yeah." (laughs). 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 High five! You're qualified to use it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Over here mama. Now, this is my last demo. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I'm outta here quicker than your favorite shampoo. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Y'all familiar with these right here Sharpies? (customer)"Yeah." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now watch this. Even though I'm Black, it ain't black magic. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It just work. 'Cause look. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Say you got this in the clothes, or the carpet, or the laundry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Would you agree that's hard to get out? (customer)"Prob'ly" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Would you throw it out, Shout it out, get OJ to stab it out, Mike Tyson to bite it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (customer)"Throw it out."