A REAL OUIJA BOARD?

-(game host) Your word is Ouija board.
-(Anthony) W--

-(buzzer goes off)
-(Anthony) It's spelled like that?! What?

(Ian) SHUT UP!

Oh! Found it.

Nice!

Dude, I told you she was so much hotter
when she was topless!

I know!

Whoa...have you ever seen that box before?

♪ (creepy music) ♪

Yeah, but it says
"creepy box, do not open ever!"

so I stay the hell away from it.

Let me get inside of you,
you son of a bitch!

Ooh! It's a Ouija board!

Oh my god...you know
what we have to do with this, right?

O' Spirits!

-Does Ian have Herpes?
-What?!

Well, it's either this or you actually
get it checked out by a doctor.

(sighs)

That's what I thought.

Oh my god, dude!
It's working!

I'm not moving it!
Are you?

Of course I'm moving it!
It's f*cking fake!

What do you mean, "fake"?

As in not real, something that
is not genuine, a forgery or sham.

Did you just read that out a dictionary?

You know what, man?

I think we might be the only people
on Earth that know

- that Ouija boards are fake.
-(cell phone buzzes)

-Who is that?
-Oh, it's just this girl, Tarah,

-from my yoga class.
-She hot?

-(flustering) No, come on!
-Uh!

Oh my god!
Dude, this chick is banging!

-She have a boyfriend?
-Yeah.

Not for long!

Ooooh.

(making gun noises)

Two Hours Later

So does this thing really work?

Yeah, but you just need to be
completely serious about it, okay?

Yeah, this isn't a joke!
I mean, this thing has already predicted

a ton of stuff and it all came true.

Like it predicted Ian would wet the bed
this morning and--ugh--it happened.

Uh...yeah, yeah.
It totally did, but it also predicted

that Anthony would shard himself
right before he came over, right Anthony?

Are we just gonna do this thing or not?!

Um, fine.
O' Great Spirits,

does Tarah's boyfriend still love her?

(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh no!

Um, has he ever cheated on her?

-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
-(Anthony) It's not looking good.

Oh yes, he did! Oh!

Um, who has he cheated on her with?

(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
L-O-T-S--lots! Oh no!

How many?

-1...0--
-10?!

(Ian) Wait, wait, wait...

105 girls?!

Damn girl, your boyfriend
must straight up hate your ass.

Yeah, you should totally dump him
for a way more muscular guy.

Uh, so, uh...heh...does Ian kiss
a photo of Tarah every night before bed?

(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...

No, dude! Don't do this!
Don't do this to me.

Oh, yes! Oh, he does.
What a loser.

That never happened!

-Oh! The Spirits never lie, dude.
-That's weird.

Oh, okay! Uh...Great Spirits,
does Anthony sing One Direction

in a mirror and make out
with a Lewis doll?

It's pronounced "Louis"...
and that's not even true.

Spirits never lie, dude!

O' Great Spirits, what should I smack
Ian across his stupid face with!

-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
-(Anthony) Oh no! Where is it going?!

-(Ian and Anthony) Oh....oh...
-(Anthony) Oh, a bat?

Well, the Spirits never lie, dude!
-No! No, no!

-OWWWWW!
-(Anthony laughs)

Well, let's see what
the stupid Spirits say now!

(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...whoa!

Where does Anthony want to put his head?

-Oh god.
-Spirits never lie!

-(Anthony gurgling)
-HA HA HA HA HA!

The Spirits want you to put
a condom on your head!

No! No--NOOOOO!

The Spirits want you
to run naked in the street!

(pounding on door)
No! Dude!

The spirits want Tarah
to cough in Ian's face?

(hacking)

The Spirits want you to down
this whole bottle of Viagra!

The Spirits want you to slowly take
a sip of water while everyone watches!

(laughter) Oh my, he's such a loser!

The Spirits want Tarah to ride
on your back while you squeal like a pig!

-(Anthony squeals)
-(Ian laughs)

-Look, I think I'm just gonna go home.
-Oh wait, wait, wait! No, no...

-we got one more question, right?
-Yeah, um...dear Spirits,

-What should we touch next?
-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh..oh!

Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh...

Okay, that's it!

Am I done with this fake Ouija board
bullsh*t and do I never, ever want

to see Ian or Anthony ever again?!

Oooh...oooh...oooh!

LOSERS!

(planchette shatters)

You maybe wanna get some milkshakes?

Hell frickin' yeah...

bitch!

-♪ Milky milkshake ♪
-Yeah! (laughter)

♪ Milky milkshake ♪

♪ Milky milkshake ♪

♪ Dancin' with my mah milkshake! ♪

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-(Ian) OWWWW!
(Anthony laughing)

-(Ian) I was expecting more of a wipe--
(Anthony laughs)

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