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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.39,0:00:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(game host) Your word is Ouija board.\N-(Anthony) W--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.11,0:00:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(buzzer goes off)\N-(Anthony) It's spelled like that?! What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.01,0:00:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) SHUT UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.97,0:00:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Found it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:13.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.79,0:00:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, I told you she was so much hotter\Nwhen she was topless!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.53,0:00:17.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.91,0:00:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa...have you ever seen that box before?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.18,0:00:24.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (creepy music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.03,0:00:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but it says \N"creepy box, do not open ever!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.37,0:00:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I stay the hell away from it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.72,0:00:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me get inside of you,\Nyou son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.86,0:00:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! It's a Ouija board!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.64,0:00:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god...you know \Nwhat we have to do with this, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.44,0:00:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O' Spirits!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.42,0:00:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Does Ian have Herpes?\N-What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.30,0:00:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's either this or you actually\Nget it checked out by a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.79,0:00:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.12,0:00:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.63,0:01:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, dude!\NIt's working!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.66,0:01:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not moving it!\NAre you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.11,0:01:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course I'm moving it!\NIt's f*cking fake!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.66,0:01:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, "fake"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.38,0:01:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As in not real, something that\Nis not genuine, a forgery or sham.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.36,0:01:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you just read that out a dictionary?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.67,0:01:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, man?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.88,0:01:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we might be the only people\Non Earth that know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.42,0:01:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- that Ouija boards are fake.\N-(cell phone buzzes)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.67,0:01:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who is that?\N-Oh, it's just this girl, Tarah,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.92,0:01:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-from my yoga class.\N-She hot?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.26,0:01:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(flustering) No, come on! \N-Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.41,0:01:38.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god! \NDude, this chick is banging!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.97,0:01:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-She have a boyfriend?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,0:01:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not for long!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.94,0:01:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.82,0:01:46.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(making gun noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.70,0:01:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two Hours Later
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.54,0:01:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So does this thing really work?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.99,0:01:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but you just need to be\Ncompletely serious about it, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.10,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, this isn't a joke! \NI mean, this thing has already predicted
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.14,0:02:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a ton of stuff and it all came true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.57,0:02:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it predicted Ian would wet the bed\Nthis morning and--ugh--it happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.80,0:02:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...yeah, yeah.\NIt totally did, but it also predicted
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.75,0:02:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Anthony would shard himself \Nright before he came over, right Anthony?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.63,0:02:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we just gonna do this thing or not?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.29,0:02:16.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, fine. \NO' Great Spirits,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.03,0:02:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does Tarah's boyfriend still love her?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.52,0:02:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.57,0:02:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, has he ever cheated on her?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.98,0:02:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...\N-(Anthony) It's not looking good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.87,0:02:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes, he did! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.71,0:02:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, who has he cheated on her with?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.99,0:02:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...\NL-O-T-S--lots! Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.52,0:02:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.45,0:02:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-1...0--\N-10?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.39,0:02:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) Wait, wait, wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.78,0:02:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,105 girls?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.45,0:02:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn girl, your boyfriend\Nmust straight up hate your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.29,0:02:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you should totally dump him\Nfor a way more muscular guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.31,0:03:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, so, uh...heh...does Ian kiss \Na photo of Tarah every night before bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.86,0:03:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.19,0:03:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, dude! Don't do this!\NDon't do this to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.95,0:03:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes! Oh, he does.\NWhat a loser.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.46,0:03:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That never happened!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.18,0:03:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh! The Spirits never lie, dude.\N-That's weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.80,0:03:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, okay! Uh...Great Spirits, \Ndoes Anthony sing One Direction
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.66,0:03:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a mirror and make out\Nwith a Lewis doll?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.15,0:03:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pronounced "Louis"...\Nand that's not even true.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.56,0:03:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spirits never lie, dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.48,0:03:38.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O' Great Spirits, what should I smack\NIan across his stupid face with!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.72,0:03:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...\N-(Anthony) Oh no! Where is it going?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.94,0:03:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Ian and Anthony) Oh....oh...\N-(Anthony) Oh, a bat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.93,0:03:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the Spirits never lie, dude!\N-No! No, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.97,0:03:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-OWWWWW!\N-(Anthony laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.30,0:03:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's see what\Nthe stupid Spirits say now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.91,0:03:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.27,0:03:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where does Anthony want to put his head?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.55,0:03:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh god.\N-Spirits never lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.41,0:04:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Anthony gurgling)\N-HA HA HA HA HA!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.58,0:04:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Spirits want you to put\Na condom on your head!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.89,0:04:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No--NOOOOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.84,0:04:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Spirits want you \Nto run naked in the street!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.34,0:04:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(pounding on door)\NNo! Dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.72,0:04:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The spirits want Tarah\Nto cough in Ian's face?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.74,0:04:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hacking)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.98,0:04:17.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Spirits want you to down\Nthis whole bottle of Viagra!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.68,0:04:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Spirits want you to slowly take \Na sip of water while everyone watches!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.52,0:04:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Oh my, he's such a loser!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.43,0:04:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Spirits want Tarah to ride\Non your back while you squeal like a pig!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.81,0:04:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Anthony squeals)\N-(Ian laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.14,0:04:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Look, I think I'm just gonna go home.\N-Oh wait, wait, wait! No, no...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.08,0:04:53.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-we got one more question, right?\N-Yeah, um...dear Spirits,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.49,0:04:59.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What should we touch next?\N-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh..oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.10,0:05:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.18,0:05:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.14,0:05:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I done with this fake Ouija board\Nbullsh*t and do I never, ever want
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.99,0:05:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see Ian or Anthony ever again?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.42,0:05:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh...oooh...oooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.05,0:05:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LOSERS!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.32,0:05:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(planchette shatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.82,0:05:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You maybe wanna get some milkshakes?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.06,0:05:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell frickin' yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.54,0:05:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.44,0:05:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-♪ Milky milkshake ♪\N-Yeah! (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.51,0:05:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Milky milkshake ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.14,0:05:36.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Milky milkshake ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.68,0:05:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Dancin' with my mah milkshake! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.65,0:05:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see behind-the-scenes footage \Nand bloopers, click the video on the left.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.40,0:05:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Ian) OWWWW!\N(Anthony laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.99,0:05:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Ian) I was expecting more of a wipe--\N(Anthony laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.81,0:05:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more of a wipe than less of a ram.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.96,0:05:54.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And to see the very first episode \Nof our new series, Honest Game Trailers,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.70,0:05:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,click the video on the right!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.68,0:05:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because if there's one franchise\Nthat Nintendo loves
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.08,0:06:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,milking like a prized heifer, it's Mario!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.89,0:06:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a-me, Mario!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.96,0:06:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you don't need to click\Nthat subscribe button
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.72,0:06:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause you're already subscribed, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.04,0:06:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? (sobbing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.63,0:06:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those were tears of manliness.\NJust f*cking click it!