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-(game host) Your word is Ouija board.
-(Anthony) W--

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-(buzzer goes off)
-(Anthony) It's spelled like that?! What?

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(Ian) SHUT UP!

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Oh! Found it.

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Nice!

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Dude, I told you she was so much hotter
when she was topless!

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I know!

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Whoa...have you ever seen that box before?

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♪ (creepy music) ♪

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Yeah, but it says 
"creepy box, do not open ever!"

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so I stay the hell away from it.

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Let me get inside of you,
you son of a bitch!

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Ooh! It's a Ouija board!

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Oh my god...you know 
what we have to do with this, right?

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O' Spirits!

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-Does Ian have Herpes?
-What?!

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Well, it's either this or you actually
get it checked out by a doctor.

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(sighs)

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That's what I thought.

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Oh my god, dude!
It's working!

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I'm not moving it!
Are you?

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Of course I'm moving it!
It's f*cking fake!

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What do you mean, "fake"?

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As in not real, something that
is not genuine, a forgery or sham.

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Did you just read that out a dictionary?

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You know what, man?

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I think we might be the only people
on Earth that know

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- that Ouija boards are fake.
-(cell phone buzzes)

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-Who is that?
-Oh, it's just this girl, Tarah,

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-from my yoga class.
-She hot?

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-(flustering) No, come on! 
-Uh!

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Oh my god! 
Dude, this chick is banging!

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-She have a boyfriend?
-Yeah.

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Not for long!

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Ooooh.

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(making gun noises)

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Two Hours Later

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So does this thing really work?

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Yeah, but you just need to be
completely serious about it, okay?

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Yeah, this isn't a joke! 
I mean, this thing has already predicted

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a ton of stuff and it all came true.

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Like it predicted Ian would wet the bed
this morning and--ugh--it happened.

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Uh...yeah, yeah.
It totally did, but it also predicted

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that Anthony would shard himself 
right before he came over, right Anthony?

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Are we just gonna do this thing or not?!

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Um, fine. 
O' Great Spirits,

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does Tarah's boyfriend still love her?

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(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh no!

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Um, has he ever cheated on her?

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-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
-(Anthony) It's not looking good.

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Oh yes, he did! Oh!

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Um, who has he cheated on her with?

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(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
L-O-T-S--lots! Oh no!

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How many?

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-1...0--
-10?!

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(Ian) Wait, wait, wait...

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105 girls?!

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Damn girl, your boyfriend
must straight up hate your ass.

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Yeah, you should totally dump him
for a way more muscular guy.

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Uh, so, uh...heh...does Ian kiss 
a photo of Tarah every night before bed?

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(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...

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No, dude! Don't do this!
Don't do this to me.

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Oh, yes! Oh, he does.
What a loser.

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That never happened!

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-Oh! The Spirits never lie, dude.
-That's weird.

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Oh, okay! Uh...Great Spirits, 
does Anthony sing One Direction

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in a mirror and make out
with a Lewis doll?

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It's pronounced "Louis"...
and that's not even true.

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Spirits never lie, dude!

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O' Great Spirits, what should I smack
Ian across his stupid face with!

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-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
-(Anthony) Oh no! Where is it going?!

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-(Ian and Anthony) Oh....oh...
-(Anthony) Oh, a bat?

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Well, the Spirits never lie, dude!
-No! No, no!

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-OWWWWW!
-(Anthony laughs)

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Well, let's see what
the stupid Spirits say now!

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(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...whoa!

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Where does Anthony want to put his head?

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-Oh god.
-Spirits never lie!

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-(Anthony gurgling)
-HA HA HA HA HA!

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The Spirits want you to put
a condom on your head!

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No! No--NOOOOO!

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The Spirits want you 
to run naked in the street!

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(pounding on door)
No! Dude!

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The spirits want Tarah
to cough in Ian's face?

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(hacking)

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The Spirits want you to down
this whole bottle of Viagra!

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The Spirits want you to slowly take 
a sip of water while everyone watches!

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(laughter) Oh my, he's such a loser!

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The Spirits want Tarah to ride
on your back while you squeal like a pig!

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-(Anthony squeals)
-(Ian laughs)

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-Look, I think I'm just gonna go home.
-Oh wait, wait, wait! No, no...

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-we got one more question, right?
-Yeah, um...dear Spirits,

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-What should we touch next?
-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh..oh!

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Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh...

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Okay, that's it!

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Am I done with this fake Ouija board
bullsh*t and do I never, ever want

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to see Ian or Anthony ever again?!

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Oooh...oooh...oooh!

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LOSERS!

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(planchette shatters)

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You maybe wanna get some milkshakes?

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Hell frickin' yeah...

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bitch!

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-♪ Milky milkshake ♪
-Yeah! (laughter)

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♪ Milky milkshake ♪

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♪ Milky milkshake ♪

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♪ Dancin' with my mah milkshake! ♪

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-(Ian) OWWWW!
(Anthony laughing)

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-(Ian) I was expecting more of a wipe--
(Anthony laughs)

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more of a wipe than less of a ram.

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