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Die Antwoord - Umshini Wam (A Short Film)

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    YO-LANDI: Now listen to me
    fucking nicely Ninja.
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    We need to stop fucking
    around, yeah.
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    It's time to step up our fucking
    game my [INAUDIBLE].
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    It's time to get the
    fucking respect we
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    deserve on the streets.
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    I don't want to roll around like
    a fucking drowning rat
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    for the rest of my life.
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    It's time for some action,
    my [INAUDIBLE].
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    It's now or fucking
    never, Ninja.
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    If you want to be next
    level, we need to
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    fucking roll next level.
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    Nothing is fucking happening for
    us, 'cause look how we're
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    fucking rolling.
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    No one takes us seriously and
    I'm fucking sick of it.
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    We need to keep it gangster,
    my [INAUDIBLE].
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    We need to fucking make a
    movie or we're fucked.
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    It's time to bump up the fucking
    bass, and take the
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    shit to the next.
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    Fuck everyone.
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    Seriously Ninja,
    Fuck everyone.
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    Let's do this, my [INAUDIBLE],
    let's fucking do this.
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    Fucking lazy ass.
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    Get up.
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    [SCREAMS]
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    Get up, Ninja.
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    Fuck you, fuck you.
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    You always play dead.
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    It's so stupid.
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    I can feel you breathing.
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    Get up, get up.
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    Ninja, do something.
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    Just say one thing, just
    say one thing.
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    Wake up.
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    Get up.
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    I hate this guy.
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    I fucking hate this guy.
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    I need you, and you
    just leave me.
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    Why won't you just stand up?
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    Please Ninja, I love you
    dude, please get up.
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    NINJA: I hate you.
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    YO-LANDI: I hate you too.
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    NINJA:
    [MAKING MACHINE GUN NOISES]
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    [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE].
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    YO-LANDI: I'm old enough to
    bleed, I'm old enough to
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    breed, I'm old enough to
    crack a brick in your
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    teeth while you sleep.
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    NINJA: It's gangster.
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    YO-LANDI: Just look at those
    fucking wheelchairs, mate.
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    Those things are so dark.
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    That's why no one takes us
    seriously, baby, because we
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    roll around in those
    fucking things.
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    And you're a pussy to roll
    around in a fucking
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    wheelchair like that.
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    Those fucking things give
    me nightmares, baby.
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    NINJA: You always have to moan
    all the time about everything.
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    YO-LANDI: Because fucking people
    are laughing at us with
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    these fucking things.
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    NINJA: Oh, fuck, man.
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    [GUNSHOTS]
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    NINJA: It's why I'm an alien, my
    head's so fucking big with
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    my green deadlock brains
    I can see your aura.
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    Everything looks so strange.
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    Fuck, I need some water.
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    Whoa, the funny bong looks like
    a big, fat, long schlong.
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    Oh, it's a long dong bong made
    in Hong Kong my big bongs
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    balls bubble when
    I take a hit.
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    YO-LANDI: Fuck.
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    Get out the fucking
    way, [INAUDIBLE].
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    Fucking what [INAUDIBLE]!
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    Fucking [INAUDIBLE]!
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    Come, let's fuck off.
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    [INAUDIBLE].
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    Here's your bra.
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    NINJA: So, I'll try it on.
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    Check out my motherfucking
    bling, bitch.
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    Fucking gangster gangster.
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    YO-LANDI: Give me one
    too, Mayberry.
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    Give me one of those
    fucking rings.
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    NINJA: It's after death, bitch,
    it's after death.
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    You can have one kiss.
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    One kiss.
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    YO-LANDI: Give me one also.
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    NINJA: You can kiss it.
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    YO-LANDI: Give it to me.
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    Ninja.
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    Diamonds.
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    Give me my fucking diamonds.
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    You sure that's the
    fucking place?
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    You fucking sure?
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    We can do this.
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    We can fucking do this.
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    -You here to check
    the wheelchairs?
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    So these are the wheelchairs.
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    They're the ultimate
    in wheelchairs.
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    Pure leather seats.
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    Wide rims.
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    Spoked mag wheels.
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    Even got seat belts.
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    Ground foot rests.
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    Arm rests.
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    Heated arm rests.
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    [INAUDIBLE]
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    and power steering.
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    This thing is so tight it can
    turn on a [INAUDIBLE].
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    And fast.
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    And the ride is smooth,
    like a Rolls Royce.
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    In fact, this is the Rolls
    Royce of wheelchairs.
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    But very expensive.
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    YO-LANDI: How much are they?
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    -Poppy.
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    Maybe a little too expensive
    for people like you.
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    YO-LANDI: What do you mean,
    people like us?
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    Fuck you, wormy.
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    -No.
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    Fuck you.
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    You're a waste of
    a white skin.
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    YO-LANDI: Ninja, Ninja, Ninja
    Ninja, we need to start
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    fucking [INAUDIBLE]
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    and start to stand up again.
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    -How is it folks,
    can I help you?
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    NINJA: Do you have
    hologram mags?
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    -Yes, I got hologram mags
    yeah, man, I've
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    got everything here.
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    YO-LANDI: No one takes
    us seriously and I'm
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    fucking sick of it.
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    We need to keep it gangster.
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    [SCREAMS]
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    Don't want the lime.
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    Rolls Royce.
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    NINJA: I once had this
    fucking dream.
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    A dream that I was like the
    greatest rapper in the whole
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    fucking world.
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    Like in the whole fucking
    universe, actually.
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    And like I drove through the
    hood, my electric wheelchair.
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    I got grand rims and shit, like
    beats bumping off your
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    fucking face.
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    Everyone would know me.
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    Like, everyone would
    love me and shit.
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    YO-LANDI: That's fucking
    gangster, Mayberry.
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    NINJA:
    [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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    YO-LANDI: Ninja.
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    I think that God's
    forgiven us.
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    NINJA: What?
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    YO-LANDI: I think that
    God's forgiven us.
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    NINJA: Yeah, God's a good guy.
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    Don't worry, everything's
    going to be fine.
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    YO-LANDI: I hope so.
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    NINJA: Come on, let's
    do this nice.
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    YO-LANDI: Go to sleep.
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    We just took a little bit more.
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Title:
Die Antwoord - Umshini Wam (A Short Film)
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Video Language:
French
Duration:
15:35

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