[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.26,0:00:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Now listen to me\Nfucking nicely Ninja.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.32,0:00:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to stop fucking\Naround, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.86,0:00:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to step up our fucking\Ngame my [INAUDIBLE].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.50,0:00:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to get the\Nfucking respect we
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.26,0:00:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deserve on the streets.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.48,0:00:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to roll around like\Na fucking drowning rat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.43,0:00:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the rest of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.19,0:00:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for some action,\Nmy [INAUDIBLE].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.90,0:00:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's now or fucking\Nnever, Ninja.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.40,0:00:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to be next\Nlevel, we need to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.96,0:00:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking roll next level.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.93,0:00:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing is fucking happening for\Nus, 'cause look how we're
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.23,0:00:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking rolling.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.09,0:01:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one takes us seriously and\NI'm fucking sick of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.94,0:01:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to keep it gangster,\Nmy [INAUDIBLE].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.18,0:01:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to fucking make a\Nmovie or we're fucked.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.78,0:01:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to bump up the fucking\Nbass, and take the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shit to the next.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.83,0:01:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.78,0:01:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously Ninja,\NFuck everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.88,0:01:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do this, my [INAUDIBLE],\Nlet's fucking do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.13,0:01:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking lazy ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.56,0:01:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.99,0:01:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SCREAMS]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.19,0:01:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up, Ninja.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.62,0:01:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.04,0:01:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you, fuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.76,0:01:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You always play dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.86,0:01:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.81,0:01:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can feel you breathing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.76,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up, get up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ninja, do something.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.64,0:01:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just say one thing, just\Nsay one thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.46,0:01:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.85,0:01:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.21,0:02:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.28,0:02:03.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fucking hate this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.21,0:02:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.85,0:02:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need you, and you\Njust leave me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.57,0:02:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.54,0:02:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why won't you just stand up?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.98,0:02:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please Ninja, I love you\Ndude, please get up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.72,0:02:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.55,0:02:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: I hate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.25,0:02:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: I hate you too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.64,0:02:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.46,0:03:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA:\N[MAKING MACHINE GUN NOISES]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.24,0:03:12.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE].
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.49,0:03:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.31,0:03:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: I'm old enough to\Nbleed, I'm old enough to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.56,0:03:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,breed, I'm old enough to\Ncrack a brick in your
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.07,0:03:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,teeth while you sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.32,0:03:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.78,0:03:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: It's gangster.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.03,0:03:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.18,0:03:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Just look at those\Nfucking wheelchairs, mate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.78,0:03:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.65,0:04:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those things are so dark.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.54,0:04:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why no one takes us\Nseriously, baby, because we
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.58,0:04:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,roll around in those\Nfucking things.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.66,0:04:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're a pussy to roll\Naround in a fucking
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.81,0:04:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wheelchair like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.06,0:04:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.40,0:04:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those fucking things give\Nme nightmares, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.40,0:04:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: You always have to moan\Nall the time about everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.92,0:04:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Because fucking people\Nare laughing at us with
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.36,0:04:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these fucking things.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.74,0:04:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: Oh, fuck, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.98,0:04:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GUNSHOTS]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.69,0:04:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: It's why I'm an alien, my\Nhead's so fucking big with
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.42,0:04:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my green deadlock brains\NI can see your aura.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.32,0:04:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything looks so strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.93,0:04:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck, I need some water.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.08,0:04:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, the funny bong looks like\Na big, fat, long schlong.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.59,0:04:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's a long dong bong made\Nin Hong Kong my big bongs
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.82,0:04:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,balls bubble when\NI take a hit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.35,0:05:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.14,0:05:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.39,0:05:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.22,0:05:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out the fucking\Nway, [INAUDIBLE].
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.11,0:05:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.33,0:05:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking what [INAUDIBLE]!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.25,0:05:49.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.65,0:05:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking [INAUDIBLE]!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.12,0:06:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.52,0:06:43.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come, let's fuck off.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.95,0:06:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[INAUDIBLE].
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.20,0:06:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.33,0:06:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's your bra.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.43,0:06:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: So, I'll try it on.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.35,0:06:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.17,0:07:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check out my motherfucking\Nbling, bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.01,0:07:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking gangster gangster.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.62,0:07:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Give me one\Ntoo, Mayberry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.90,0:07:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me one of those\Nfucking rings.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.82,0:07:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: It's after death, bitch,\Nit's after death.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.40,0:07:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can have one kiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.54,0:07:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One kiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.53,0:07:15.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Give me one also.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.95,0:07:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: You can kiss it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.68,0:07:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Give it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.67,0:07:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ninja.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.92,0:07:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.67,0:07:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diamonds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.11,0:07:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me my fucking diamonds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.52,0:07:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.42,0:07:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure that's the\Nfucking place?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.72,0:07:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fucking sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.04,0:07:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.77,0:07:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can fucking do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.02,0:08:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.43,0:08:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You here to check\Nthe wheelchairs?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.68,0:08:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.25,0:08:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So these are the wheelchairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.90,0:08:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're the ultimate\Nin wheelchairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.55,0:08:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pure leather seats.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.08,0:08:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wide rims.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.42,0:08:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spoked mag wheels.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.46,0:08:55.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even got seat belts.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.39,0:08:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ground foot rests.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.39,0:08:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arm rests.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.03,0:09:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heated arm rests.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.56,0:09:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[INAUDIBLE]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.62,0:09:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and power steering.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.67,0:09:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This thing is so tight it can\Nturn on a [INAUDIBLE].
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.36,0:09:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.46,0:09:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the ride is smooth,\Nlike a Rolls Royce.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.11,0:09:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, this is the Rolls\NRoyce of wheelchairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.30,0:09:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But very expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.20,0:09:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: How much are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.58,0:09:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Poppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.79,0:09:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe a little too expensive\Nfor people like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.02,0:09:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: What do you mean,\Npeople like us?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.52,0:09:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you, wormy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.27,0:09:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.20,0:09:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.04,0:09:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a waste of\Na white skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.97,0:10:18.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.58,0:10:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Ninja, Ninja, Ninja\NNinja, we need to start
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.26,0:10:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking [INAUDIBLE]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.66,0:10:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.41,0:10:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and start to stand up again.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.12,0:10:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How is it folks,\Ncan I help you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.56,0:10:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: Do you have\Nhologram mags?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.12,0:10:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes, I got hologram mags\Nyeah, man, I've
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.16,0:10:42.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got everything here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.41,0:10:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.89,0:10:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: No one takes\Nus seriously and I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.74,0:10:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking sick of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.58,0:11:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to keep it gangster.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.86,0:11:09.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.71,0:11:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SCREAMS]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.86,0:11:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't want the lime.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.12,0:11:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.26,0:11:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rolls Royce.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.51,0:12:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.27,0:12:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: I once had this\Nfucking dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.16,0:12:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A dream that I was like the\Ngreatest rapper in the whole
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.12,0:12:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking world.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.52,0:12:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like in the whole fucking\Nuniverse, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.21,0:12:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like I drove through the\Nhood, my electric wheelchair.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.20,0:12:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got grand rims and shit, like\Nbeats bumping off your
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.65,0:12:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking face.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.51,0:12:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone would know me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.37,0:12:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, everyone would\Nlove me and shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.65,0:12:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: That's fucking\Ngangster, Mayberry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.62,0:12:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA:\N[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.87,0:13:06.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.87,0:13:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Ninja.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.12,0:13:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.26,0:13:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that God's\Nforgiven us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.96,0:13:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.41,0:13:21.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: I think that\NGod's forgiven us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.67,0:13:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: Yeah, God's a good guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.42,0:13:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, everything's\Ngoing to be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.37,0:13:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.78,0:13:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: I hope so.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.72,0:13:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NINJA: Come on, let's\Ndo this nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.86,0:13:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.04,0:13:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YO-LANDI: Go to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.29,0:13:50.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.17,0:13:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just took a little bit more.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.70,0:15:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,