YO-LANDI: Now listen to me fucking nicely Ninja.
We need to stop fucking around, yeah.
It's time to step up our fucking game my [INAUDIBLE].
It's time to get the fucking respect we
deserve on the streets.
I don't want to roll around like a fucking drowning rat
for the rest of my life.
It's time for some action, my [INAUDIBLE].
It's now or fucking never, Ninja.
If you want to be next level, we need to
fucking roll next level.
Nothing is fucking happening for us, 'cause look how we're
fucking rolling.
No one takes us seriously and I'm fucking sick of it.
We need to keep it gangster, my [INAUDIBLE].
We need to fucking make a movie or we're fucked.
It's time to bump up the fucking bass, and take the
shit to the next.
Fuck everyone.
Seriously Ninja, Fuck everyone.
Let's do this, my [INAUDIBLE], let's fucking do this.
Fucking lazy ass.
Get up.
[SCREAMS]
Get up, Ninja.
Fuck you, fuck you.
You always play dead.
It's so stupid.
I can feel you breathing.
Get up, get up.
Ninja, do something.
Just say one thing, just say one thing.
Wake up.
Get up.
I hate this guy.
I fucking hate this guy.
I need you, and you just leave me.
Why won't you just stand up?
Please Ninja, I love you dude, please get up.
NINJA: I hate you.
YO-LANDI: I hate you too.
NINJA: [MAKING MACHINE GUN NOISES]
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE].
YO-LANDI: I'm old enough to bleed, I'm old enough to
breed, I'm old enough to crack a brick in your
teeth while you sleep.
NINJA: It's gangster.
YO-LANDI: Just look at those fucking wheelchairs, mate.
Those things are so dark.
That's why no one takes us seriously, baby, because we
roll around in those fucking things.
And you're a pussy to roll around in a fucking
wheelchair like that.
Those fucking things give me nightmares, baby.
NINJA: You always have to moan all the time about everything.
YO-LANDI: Because fucking people are laughing at us with
these fucking things.
NINJA: Oh, fuck, man.
[GUNSHOTS]
NINJA: It's why I'm an alien, my head's so fucking big with
my green deadlock brains I can see your aura.
Everything looks so strange.
Fuck, I need some water.
Whoa, the funny bong looks like a big, fat, long schlong.
Oh, it's a long dong bong made in Hong Kong my big bongs
balls bubble when I take a hit.
YO-LANDI: Fuck.
Get out the fucking way, [INAUDIBLE].
Fucking what [INAUDIBLE]!
Fucking [INAUDIBLE]!
Come, let's fuck off.
[INAUDIBLE].
Here's your bra.
NINJA: So, I'll try it on.
Check out my motherfucking bling, bitch.
Fucking gangster gangster.
YO-LANDI: Give me one too, Mayberry.
Give me one of those fucking rings.
NINJA: It's after death, bitch, it's after death.
You can have one kiss.
One kiss.
YO-LANDI: Give me one also.
NINJA: You can kiss it.
YO-LANDI: Give it to me.
Ninja.
Diamonds.
Give me my fucking diamonds.
You sure that's the fucking place?
You fucking sure?
We can do this.
We can fucking do this.
-You here to check the wheelchairs?
So these are the wheelchairs.
They're the ultimate in wheelchairs.
Pure leather seats.
Wide rims.
Spoked mag wheels.
Even got seat belts.
Ground foot rests.
Arm rests.
Heated arm rests.
[INAUDIBLE]
and power steering.
This thing is so tight it can turn on a [INAUDIBLE].
And fast.
And the ride is smooth, like a Rolls Royce.
In fact, this is the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs.
But very expensive.
YO-LANDI: How much are they?
-Poppy.
Maybe a little too expensive for people like you.
YO-LANDI: What do you mean, people like us?
Fuck you, wormy.
-No.
Fuck you.
You're a waste of a white skin.
YO-LANDI: Ninja, Ninja, Ninja Ninja, we need to start
fucking [INAUDIBLE]
and start to stand up again.
-How is it folks, can I help you?
NINJA: Do you have hologram mags?
-Yes, I got hologram mags yeah, man, I've
got everything here.
YO-LANDI: No one takes us seriously and I'm
fucking sick of it.
We need to keep it gangster.
[SCREAMS]
Don't want the lime.
Rolls Royce.
NINJA: I once had this fucking dream.
A dream that I was like the greatest rapper in the whole
fucking world.
Like in the whole fucking universe, actually.
And like I drove through the hood, my electric wheelchair.
I got grand rims and shit, like beats bumping off your
fucking face.
Everyone would know me.
Like, everyone would love me and shit.
YO-LANDI: That's fucking gangster, Mayberry.
NINJA: [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
YO-LANDI: Ninja.
I think that God's forgiven us.
NINJA: What?
YO-LANDI: I think that God's forgiven us.
NINJA: Yeah, God's a good guy.
Don't worry, everything's going to be fine.
YO-LANDI: I hope so.
NINJA: Come on, let's do this nice.
YO-LANDI: Go to sleep.
We just took a little bit more.