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YO-LANDI: Now listen to me
fucking nicely Ninja.

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We need to stop fucking
around, yeah.

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It's time to step up our fucking
game my [INAUDIBLE].

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It's time to get the
fucking respect we

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deserve on the streets.

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I don't want to roll around like
a fucking drowning rat

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for the rest of my life.

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It's time for some action,
my [INAUDIBLE].

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It's now or fucking
never, Ninja.

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If you want to be next
level, we need to

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fucking roll next level.

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Nothing is fucking happening for
us, 'cause look how we're

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fucking rolling.

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No one takes us seriously and
I'm fucking sick of it.

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We need to keep it gangster,
my [INAUDIBLE].

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We need to fucking make a
movie or we're fucked.

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It's time to bump up the fucking
bass, and take the

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shit to the next.

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Fuck everyone.

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Seriously Ninja,
Fuck everyone.

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Let's do this, my [INAUDIBLE],
let's fucking do this.

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Fucking lazy ass.

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Get up.

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[SCREAMS]

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Get up, Ninja.

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Fuck you, fuck you.

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You always play dead.

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It's so stupid.

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I can feel you breathing.

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Get up, get up.

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Ninja, do something.

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Just say one thing, just
say one thing.

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Wake up.

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Get up.

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I hate this guy.

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I fucking hate this guy.

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I need you, and you
just leave me.

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Why won't you just stand up?

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Please Ninja, I love you
dude, please get up.

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NINJA: I hate you.

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YO-LANDI: I hate you too.

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NINJA:
[MAKING MACHINE GUN NOISES]

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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE].

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YO-LANDI: I'm old enough to
bleed, I'm old enough to

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breed, I'm old enough to
crack a brick in your

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teeth while you sleep.

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NINJA: It's gangster.

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YO-LANDI: Just look at those
fucking wheelchairs, mate.

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Those things are so dark.

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That's why no one takes us
seriously, baby, because we

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roll around in those
fucking things.

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And you're a pussy to roll
around in a fucking

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wheelchair like that.

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Those fucking things give
me nightmares, baby.

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NINJA: You always have to moan
all the time about everything.

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YO-LANDI: Because fucking people
are laughing at us with

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these fucking things.

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NINJA: Oh, fuck, man.

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[GUNSHOTS]

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NINJA: It's why I'm an alien, my
head's so fucking big with

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my green deadlock brains
I can see your aura.

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Everything looks so strange.

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Fuck, I need some water.

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Whoa, the funny bong looks like
a big, fat, long schlong.

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Oh, it's a long dong bong made
in Hong Kong my big bongs

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balls bubble when
I take a hit.

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YO-LANDI: Fuck.

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Get out the fucking
way, [INAUDIBLE].

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Fucking what [INAUDIBLE]!

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Fucking [INAUDIBLE]!

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Come, let's fuck off.

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[INAUDIBLE].

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Here's your bra.

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NINJA: So, I'll try it on.

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Check out my motherfucking
bling, bitch.

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Fucking gangster gangster.

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YO-LANDI: Give me one
too, Mayberry.

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Give me one of those
fucking rings.

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NINJA: It's after death, bitch,
it's after death.

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You can have one kiss.

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One kiss.

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YO-LANDI: Give me one also.

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NINJA: You can kiss it.

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YO-LANDI: Give it to me.

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Ninja.

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Diamonds.

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Give me my fucking diamonds.

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You sure that's the
fucking place?

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You fucking sure?

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We can do this.

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We can fucking do this.

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-You here to check
the wheelchairs?

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So these are the wheelchairs.

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They're the ultimate
in wheelchairs.

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Pure leather seats.

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Wide rims.

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Spoked mag wheels.

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Even got seat belts.

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Ground foot rests.

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Arm rests.

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Heated arm rests.

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[INAUDIBLE]

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and power steering.

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This thing is so tight it can
turn on a [INAUDIBLE].

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And fast.

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And the ride is smooth,
like a Rolls Royce.

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In fact, this is the Rolls
Royce of wheelchairs.

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But very expensive.

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YO-LANDI: How much are they?

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-Poppy.

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Maybe a little too expensive
for people like you.

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YO-LANDI: What do you mean,
people like us?

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Fuck you, wormy.

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-No.

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Fuck you.

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You're a waste of
a white skin.

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YO-LANDI: Ninja, Ninja, Ninja
Ninja, we need to start

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fucking [INAUDIBLE]

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and start to stand up again.

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-How is it folks,
can I help you?

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NINJA: Do you have
hologram mags?

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-Yes, I got hologram mags
yeah, man, I've

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got everything here.

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YO-LANDI: No one takes
us seriously and I'm

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fucking sick of it.

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We need to keep it gangster.

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[SCREAMS]

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Don't want the lime.

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Rolls Royce.

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NINJA: I once had this
fucking dream.

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A dream that I was like the
greatest rapper in the whole

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fucking world.

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Like in the whole fucking
universe, actually.

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And like I drove through the
hood, my electric wheelchair.

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I got grand rims and shit, like
beats bumping off your

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fucking face.

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Everyone would know me.

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Like, everyone would
love me and shit.

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YO-LANDI: That's fucking
gangster, Mayberry.

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NINJA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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YO-LANDI: Ninja.

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I think that God's
forgiven us.

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NINJA: What?

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YO-LANDI: I think that
God's forgiven us.

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NINJA: Yeah, God's a good guy.

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Don't worry, everything's
going to be fine.

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YO-LANDI: I hope so.

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NINJA: Come on, let's
do this nice.

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YO-LANDI: Go to sleep.

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We just took a little bit more.

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