Annoying Orange Let's Play Minecraft #2: TNT Revenge!!!

-Hey, hey, guys,
we're back with more Minecraft,

and I'm gonna make
fried chicken! [laughs]

Come back here, chicky!

Come on-- aw, man.

Maybe I should just build
a KFC instead. [laughs]

I don't have 13 herbs and spices

but I do have 40 bricks of TNT!
[laughs]

All right, one, two, nah, three,

nah, four. Let's do four.

Don't want to overdo it.

What's going on--whoa!
[explosions]

Whoa! Just like Colonel Sanders
used to make it.

Aw, there's nothing
but chicken nuggets here. Meh.

Come here,
chicky, chicky, chicky.

Come here, chicky, chicky.
I want fried chicken!

I want fried chicken!

[chicken squawking]
Oh! Oh no!

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, chicken butt.

All right,
let's swap feather for leather.

Hey, horsey, whatcha doin'?

Whatcha doin'? Come here.

[horse neighing]
Hey, where are you going?

I'm just "horsing" around.
[laughs]

If you can't stand the heat, get
out of the Minecraft. [laughs]

TNT! TNT!

Hey, is that the werewolf
from Twilight?

Hey, Jacob, guess what.
I'm on Team Edward. [laughs]

New Moon sucks!
[laughs]

[ka-boom!]
Whoa!

Man.

♪ I'm TNT, I'm dynamite ♪

♪ I'm TNT,
just lookin' for a bite ♪

♪ Of chicken ♪
[laughs]

Where you at, chicken?
Oh, there you are. I see you.

Here, come and play on the TNT.
It's totally safe; I promise.

Chicken butt. Chicken butt!

Chicken butt! Chicken butt!

Come on!

It's time for splody time.

Whee!

Okay, whoa, run away! Aah!
[ka-boom!]

Whoa, whoa. Splody time.

Wow, that was a big--

I just blew the crap out of
everything, didn't I?

♪ Some TNT, I'm dynamite ♪

♪ TNT, I've got an overbite ♪

♪ TNT, I may be a noob ♪

♪ TNT, but I still got
the boom ♪ [laughs]

[multiple explosions]
Oh! Whoa-ho! Aah! Hey.

♪ When the moon hits your eye
like a giant square Lego pie ♪

♪ That's a-Minecraft ♪
[laughs]

Whoa! Holy giant hole, Batman!

Ew! More slimy blocks!

Get away!
Get away, slimy blocks.

Why are you jumping at me? Oh!

Mini zombie?
Get out of here!

Eat dynamite!

Sneak attack no fair.
Oh! Aah!

[vocalizes Batman theme]

♪ TNT! ♪

[vocalizes Batman theme]

♪ TNT! ♪
[laughs]

[vocalizes Batman theme]

♪ TNT! ♪

Hey, piggy.

Piggy, get down from there.
You're gonna get hurt.

Piggy, get down!
[laughs] Told ya.

It's not the big bad wolf
that's gonna get you guys.

It's the giant TNT wall
I'm building. [laughs]

Oh, I can already smell
the bacon already.

Get out of my way, piggy.
[laughs]

A little bit more TNT
never hurt anyone.

That's what I say.
That's what I always say.

You guys know that.
I say it every day.

All the time, every minute of
every hour of every second

of every day of every year.
Hmm, more TNT.

Sorry. Maybe that's enough.
[laughs devilishly]

Maybe not. Okay. Here we go!

Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
[multiple explosions]

Yeah.

Hey, you guys ever wonder

♪ What does the cow say? ♪

Yeah, me neither.

It's a "moot" point.
[laughs]

Speaking of which,

♪ Moo cow, don't you bother me ♪

♪ Moo cow, don't bother me ♪

♪ Moo cow, don't bother me or
I'll blow you to smithereens ♪

[laughs]

Hey, hey, who here
wants some hamburgers?

[laughs]

[explosions]
Whoa!

Oh man. That was "udderly"
despicable. [laughs]

Sorry, sorry. I know.

I need to quit "milking"
this joke. [laughs]

I can't stop!
[laughs]

Aah, hamburgers! Aah, cow butts!

I'm surprised
I haven't been arrested yet.

Good thing everything's
made out-- hey!

[rain pouring]
What the?

Hey, who turned on
the waterworks? No fair.

How am I supposed
to blow stuff up?

Whoa!
It's a mythical sheep island.

[laughs]
What a coincidence.

I've always wanted
to blow one of those up.

♪ TNT for me ♪

♪ TNT for you ♪

♪ TNT for me ♪

♪ TNT for you ♪

Well, mostly for you.
[laughs]

Don't worry, sheep.
This won't hurt one bit.

It's gonna be fine.

[brutal explosions]
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Whoa!

All right, I don't know
about you guys,

but if there's one thing
I hate, it's mountains.

Get rid of them!
I call this TNT mountain.

What do you guys think?
Pretty cool, huh?

All right, let's do it.

One... two...

three! Aah!

All right.
Let's see what's gonna happen.

It's splody time!
[continuous explosions]

Whooooa!!

Whoa! Wow.

Well, that's one way to get
rid of a mountain. [laughs]

All right, guys, that does it
for this episode of Minecraft.

If you want me to build
something awesome,

let me know what you want me
to build in the comments below

and I will next episode.

This episode I had to blow
stuff up. It happens. [laughs]

All right, guys. Later, taters.

[explosions, screams]

Oh, man!

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[yelps]
No! I'm in water!

I'm in the water; I can't swim!

Oh, wait. Oh wait, I'm fine.

All right. Poppy?
More like hoppy. [laughs]

Whee!
Is this the point of the game?

What am I supposed to do?

All right. Time to smash things
with a flower. [laughs]

Seriously,
what's the point of this game?

[laughs]
Knife!