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-Hey, hey, guys,
we're back with more Minecraft,

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and I'm gonna make
fried chicken! [laughs]

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Come back here, chicky!

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Come on-- aw, man.

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Maybe I should just build
a KFC instead. [laughs]

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I don't have 13 herbs and spices

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but I do have 40 bricks of TNT!
[laughs]

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All right, one, two, nah, three,

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nah, four. Let's do four.

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Don't want to overdo it.

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What's going on--whoa!
[explosions]

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Whoa! Just like Colonel Sanders
used to make it.

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Aw, there's nothing
but chicken nuggets here. Meh.

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Come here,
chicky, chicky, chicky.

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Come here, chicky, chicky.
I want fried chicken!

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I want fried chicken!

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[chicken squawking]
Oh! Oh no!

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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

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Oh, chicken butt.

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All right,
let's swap feather for leather.

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Hey, horsey, whatcha doin'?

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Whatcha doin'? Come here.

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[horse neighing]
Hey, where are you going?

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I'm just "horsing" around.
[laughs]

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If you can't stand the heat, get
out of the Minecraft. [laughs]

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TNT! TNT!

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Hey, is that the werewolf
from Twilight?

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Hey, Jacob, guess what.
I'm on Team Edward. [laughs]

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New Moon sucks!
[laughs]

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[ka-boom!]
Whoa!

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Man.

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♪ I'm TNT, I'm dynamite ♪

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♪ I'm TNT,
just lookin' for a bite ♪

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♪ Of chicken ♪
[laughs]

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Where you at, chicken?
Oh, there you are. I see you.

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Here, come and play on the TNT.
It's totally safe; I promise.

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Chicken butt. Chicken butt!

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Chicken butt! Chicken butt!

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Come on!

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It's time for splody time.

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Whee!

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Okay, whoa, run away! Aah!
[ka-boom!]

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Whoa, whoa. Splody time.

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Wow, that was a big--

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I just blew the crap out of
everything, didn't I?

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♪ Some TNT, I'm dynamite ♪

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♪ TNT, I've got an overbite ♪

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♪ TNT, I may be a noob ♪

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♪ TNT, but I still got
the boom ♪ [laughs]

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[multiple explosions]
Oh! Whoa-ho! Aah! Hey.

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♪ When the moon hits your eye
like a giant square Lego pie ♪

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♪ That's a-Minecraft ♪
[laughs]

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Whoa! Holy giant hole, Batman!

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Ew! More slimy blocks!

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Get away!
Get away, slimy blocks.

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Why are you jumping at me? Oh!

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Mini zombie?
Get out of here!

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Eat dynamite!

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Sneak attack no fair.
Oh! Aah!

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[vocalizes Batman theme]

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♪ TNT! ♪

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[vocalizes Batman theme]

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♪ TNT! ♪
[laughs]

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[vocalizes Batman theme]

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♪ TNT! ♪

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Hey, piggy.

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Piggy, get down from there.
You're gonna get hurt.

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Piggy, get down!
[laughs] Told ya.

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It's not the big bad wolf
that's gonna get you guys.

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It's the giant TNT wall
I'm building. [laughs]

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Oh, I can already smell
the bacon already.

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Get out of my way, piggy.
[laughs]

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A little bit more TNT
never hurt anyone.

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That's what I say.
That's what I always say.

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You guys know that.
I say it every day.

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All the time, every minute of
every hour of every second

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of every day of every year.
Hmm, more TNT.

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Sorry. Maybe that's enough.
[laughs devilishly]

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Maybe not. Okay. Here we go!

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Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
[multiple explosions]

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Yeah.

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Hey, you guys ever wonder

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♪ What does the cow say? ♪

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Yeah, me neither.

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It's a "moot" point.
[laughs]

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Speaking of which,

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♪ Moo cow, don't you bother me ♪

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♪ Moo cow, don't bother me ♪

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♪ Moo cow, don't bother me or
I'll blow you to smithereens ♪

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[laughs]

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Hey, hey, who here
wants some hamburgers?

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[laughs]

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[explosions]
Whoa!

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Oh man. That was "udderly"
despicable. [laughs]

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Sorry, sorry. I know.

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I need to quit "milking"
this joke. [laughs]

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I can't stop!
[laughs]

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Aah, hamburgers! Aah, cow butts!

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I'm surprised
I haven't been arrested yet.

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Good thing everything's
made out-- hey!

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[rain pouring]
What the?

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Hey, who turned on
the waterworks? No fair.

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How am I supposed
to blow stuff up?

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Whoa!
It's a mythical sheep island.

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[laughs]
What a coincidence.

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I've always wanted
to blow one of those up.

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♪ TNT for me ♪

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♪ TNT for you ♪

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♪ TNT for me ♪

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♪ TNT for you ♪

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Well, mostly for you.
[laughs]

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Don't worry, sheep.
This won't hurt one bit.

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It's gonna be fine.

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[brutal explosions]
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Whoa!

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All right, I don't know
about you guys,

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but if there's one thing
I hate, it's mountains.

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Get rid of them!
I call this TNT mountain.

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What do you guys think?
Pretty cool, huh?

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All right, let's do it.

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One... two...

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three! Aah!

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All right.
Let's see what's gonna happen.

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It's splody time!
[continuous explosions]

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Whooooa!!

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Whoa! Wow.

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Well, that's one way to get
rid of a mountain. [laughs]

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All right, guys, that does it
for this episode of Minecraft.

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If you want me to build
something awesome,

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let me know what you want me
to build in the comments below

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and I will next episode.

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This episode I had to blow
stuff up. It happens. [laughs]

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All right, guys. Later, taters.

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[explosions, screams]

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Oh, man!

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Captioned by StreamCaptions.com

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[yelps]
No! I'm in water!

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I'm in the water; I can't swim!

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Oh, wait. Oh wait, I'm fine.

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All right. Poppy?
More like hoppy. [laughs]

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Whee!
Is this the point of the game?

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What am I supposed to do?

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All right. Time to smash things
with a flower. [laughs]

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Seriously,
what's the point of this game?

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[laughs]
Knife!