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-Hey, hey, guys,[br]we're back with more Minecraft,

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and I'm gonna make[br]fried chicken! [laughs]

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Come back here, chicky!

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Come on-- aw, man.

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Maybe I should just build[br]a KFC instead. [laughs]

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I don't have 13 herbs and spices

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but I do have 40 bricks of TNT![br][laughs]

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All right, one, two, nah, three,

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nah, four. Let's do four.

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Don't want to overdo it.

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What's going on--whoa![br][explosions]

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Whoa! Just like Colonel Sanders[br]used to make it.

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Aw, there's nothing[br]but chicken nuggets here. Meh.

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Come here,[br]chicky, chicky, chicky.

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Come here, chicky, chicky.[br]I want fried chicken!

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I want fried chicken!

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[chicken squawking][br]Oh! Oh no!

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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

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Oh, chicken butt.

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All right,[br]let's swap feather for leather.

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Hey, horsey, whatcha doin'?

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Whatcha doin'? Come here.

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[horse neighing][br]Hey, where are you going?

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I'm just "horsing" around.[br][laughs]

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If you can't stand the heat, get[br]out of the Minecraft. [laughs]

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TNT! TNT!

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Hey, is that the werewolf[br]from Twilight?

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Hey, Jacob, guess what.[br]I'm on Team Edward. [laughs]

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New Moon sucks![br][laughs]

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[ka-boom!][br]Whoa!

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Man.

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♪ I'm TNT, I'm dynamite ♪

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♪ I'm TNT,[br]just lookin' for a bite ♪

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♪ Of chicken ♪[br][laughs]

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Where you at, chicken?[br]Oh, there you are. I see you.

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Here, come and play on the TNT.[br]It's totally safe; I promise.

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Chicken butt. Chicken butt!

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Chicken butt! Chicken butt!

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Come on!

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It's time for splody time.

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Whee!

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Okay, whoa, run away! Aah![br][ka-boom!]

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Whoa, whoa. Splody time.

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Wow, that was a big--

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I just blew the crap out of[br]everything, didn't I?

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♪ Some TNT, I'm dynamite ♪

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♪ TNT, I've got an overbite ♪

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♪ TNT, I may be a noob ♪

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♪ TNT, but I still got[br]the boom ♪ [laughs]

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[multiple explosions][br]Oh! Whoa-ho! Aah! Hey.

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♪ When the moon hits your eye[br]like a giant square Lego pie ♪

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♪ That's a-Minecraft ♪[br][laughs]

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Whoa! Holy giant hole, Batman!

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Ew! More slimy blocks!

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Get away![br]Get away, slimy blocks.

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Why are you jumping at me? Oh!

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Mini zombie?[br]Get out of here!

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Eat dynamite!

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Sneak attack no fair.[br]Oh! Aah!

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[vocalizes Batman theme]

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♪ TNT! ♪

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[vocalizes Batman theme]

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♪ TNT! ♪[br][laughs]

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[vocalizes Batman theme]

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♪ TNT! ♪

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Hey, piggy.

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Piggy, get down from there.[br]You're gonna get hurt.

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Piggy, get down![br][laughs] Told ya.

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It's not the big bad wolf[br]that's gonna get you guys.

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It's the giant TNT wall[br]I'm building. [laughs]

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Oh, I can already smell[br]the bacon already.

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Get out of my way, piggy.[br][laughs]

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A little bit more TNT[br]never hurt anyone.

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That's what I say.[br]That's what I always say.

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You guys know that.[br]I say it every day.

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All the time, every minute of[br]every hour of every second

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of every day of every year.[br]Hmm, more TNT.

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Sorry. Maybe that's enough.[br][laughs devilishly]

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Maybe not. Okay. Here we go!

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Oh! Whoa! Whoa![br][multiple explosions]

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Yeah.

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Hey, you guys ever wonder

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♪ What does the cow say? ♪

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Yeah, me neither.

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It's a "moot" point.[br][laughs]

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Speaking of which,

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♪ Moo cow, don't you bother me ♪

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♪ Moo cow, don't bother me ♪

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♪ Moo cow, don't bother me or[br]I'll blow you to smithereens ♪

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[laughs]

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Hey, hey, who here[br]wants some hamburgers?

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[laughs]

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[explosions][br]Whoa!

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Oh man. That was "udderly"[br]despicable. [laughs]

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Sorry, sorry. I know.

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I need to quit "milking"[br]this joke. [laughs]

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I can't stop![br][laughs]

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Aah, hamburgers! Aah, cow butts!

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I'm surprised[br]I haven't been arrested yet.

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Good thing everything's[br]made out-- hey!

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[rain pouring][br]What the?

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Hey, who turned on[br]the waterworks? No fair.

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How am I supposed[br]to blow stuff up?

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Whoa![br]It's a mythical sheep island.

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[laughs][br]What a coincidence.

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I've always wanted[br]to blow one of those up.

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♪ TNT for me ♪

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♪ TNT for you ♪

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♪ TNT for me ♪

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♪ TNT for you ♪

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Well, mostly for you.[br][laughs]

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Don't worry, sheep.[br]This won't hurt one bit.

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It's gonna be fine.

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[brutal explosions][br]Oh-ho-ho-ho! Whoa!

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All right, I don't know[br]about you guys,

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but if there's one thing[br]I hate, it's mountains.

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Get rid of them![br]I call this TNT mountain.

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What do you guys think?[br]Pretty cool, huh?

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All right, let's do it.

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One... two...

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three! Aah!

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All right.[br]Let's see what's gonna happen.

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It's splody time![br][continuous explosions]

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Whooooa!!

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Whoa! Wow.

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Well, that's one way to get[br]rid of a mountain. [laughs]

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All right, guys, that does it[br]for this episode of Minecraft.

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If you want me to build[br]something awesome,

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let me know what you want me[br]to build in the comments below

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and I will next episode.

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This episode I had to blow[br]stuff up. It happens. [laughs]

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All right, guys. Later, taters.

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[explosions, screams]

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Oh, man!

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[yelps][br]No! I'm in water!

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I'm in the water; I can't swim!

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Oh, wait. Oh wait, I'm fine.

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All right. Poppy?[br]More like hoppy. [laughs]

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Whee![br]Is this the point of the game?

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What am I supposed to do?

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All right. Time to smash things[br]with a flower. [laughs]

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Seriously,[br]what's the point of this game?

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[laughs][br]Knife!