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LHDP: Sara y Lucas 1 (English Subbed) [cc]

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    Lucas is a lunatic.
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    He's one of those guys
    you either love or hate.
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    And I personally love him like a son.
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    He'd be the best cop in town if it weren't
    for all those movies he's watched.
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    You call yourself a cop, huh, sucker?
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    Let me see your badge.
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    - My badge?
    - Yes, your badge.
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    - You want to see my badge?
    - Yes, your badge, smart ass!
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    You like my badge?
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    Or do you want to see more?
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    Hands behind your head,
    and walking toward the car!
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    Come on!
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    Joyfully singing something!
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    Louder!
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    [Sara, the kid]
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    Luck does things like making the
    sperm of a fat and ugly guy like me,
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    beget a child like Sara,
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    so sweet and happy.
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    I only hope she never crosses paths
    with any idiot who would make her suffer.
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    Mariano!
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    Happy birthday!
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    Thanks! You remembered!
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    Lola, no gifts, okay?
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    Sarita?
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    What do you mean you
    dropped your father's gun?
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    - Which one? The standard-issue?
    - No, the other one.
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    Please come. City police is here
    and they cordoned off the area.
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    Don't tell Dad, please.
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    Fuck, Sarita! Fuck!
    I'm coming, I'm coming.
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    You didn't give me any eye signal.
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    And I didn't know if we were
    playing good, bad, or ugly cop.
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    But I did signal you, Paco.
    I squinted my eye.
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    - Where is he going now?
    - I don't know.
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    It's okay, it's okay.
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    It was an accident. Sara dropped
    a box, but everything's fine.
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    Oh, my baby! Sara! Sara!
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    Fuck!
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    Let's see...
    Deputy Inspector Fernandez.
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    I got this. I'm confiscating the gun.
    Please clear out the street. Thank you.
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    Grandma, let go! I'm fine!
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    This is beyond me! Why would
    you let a hoodlum into our house?!
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    How was I to know...
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    It's alright, I got him.
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    What are you doing? Let go!
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    Be quiet because this is burglary,
    a trespassing-private-property crime, kid.
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    - A what?
    - It means you're in a big mess, kid.
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    Lucas, please!
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    What?
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    Not so cocky now, are you?
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    Well, don't get so worked up.
    It was just an accident.
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    My life is an accident, Lucas,
    and it just keeps getting worse.
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    I make a fool of myself
    at job interviews,
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    my daughter throws
    guns out of windows,
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    and hoodlums pace down my
    living room like they owned the place!
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    Want more?!
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    Well, okay.
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    What happened?
    Is the job hunt not going well?
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    Not going well? Hmm!
    I've opened my eyes.
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    I'm a good-for-nothing.
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    I don't know English, or IT,
    or how to dance, or anything!
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    Worst of all, without Paco's bonuses,
    we can't make ends meet.
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    I see.
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    Um...
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    Lola, take this.
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    Lola, take it please.
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    Take it please.
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    Lucas.
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    Lola!
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    - Thank you.
    - Of course.
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    And don't say anything to Paco, okay?
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    And don't worry about work because
    I'm sure you'll find something, okay?
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    Hey, I think it's best if this hoodlum left.
    I can't stand him anymore.
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    I'll catch this thug some other day.
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    I wasn't made for work, Lucas.
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    You take me out of my
    kitchen and I get lost.
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    Don't say that!
    You're very valuable.
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    Besides, there are a lot
    of easy jobs. There's...
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    I have a friend who works from
    home and earns a lot of money.
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    Really? Doing what?
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    Um... Well, that was just an example.
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    What I mean is that there are options.
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    Okay, but what does that friend
    who works from home do? Call her!
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    Maybe she can help me out.
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    Not this job, Lola. No.
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    What? Am I not good enough for it?
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    Fuck, drop the guns!
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    Isn't one dead guy enough?
    We really screwed up this time!
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    Dad?
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    Um...
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    I told you this gun is jammed, Paco!
    It doesn't work!
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    - Are you staying for dinner?
    - No.
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    No, I didn't even have time.
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    Fuck, I need a drink.
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    Fuck! Fuck!
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    Fuck, we got a big problem!
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    This is a bottle opener.
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    You use it so you don't
    have to take out the gun.
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    Right.
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    - Hey, Lucas...
    - Yeah?
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    - Can I ask you a question?
    - Of course.
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    How did you lose your virginity?
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    Fuck! What a day!
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    What type of question is that?
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    Well, I don't know.
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    The type of question for which
    I'd like to know the answer.
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    Why? I have more.
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    Don't you think you're too
    young to be talking about this?
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    I've already thought about
    how I want to lose mine.
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    You know how?
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    No, nor do I want to know.
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    And if you have to tell someone, then...
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    talk to a friend, or a teacher, or write
    it in a journal. Tell anyone but me.
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    I want it to be at night.
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    In a cop car with the sirens on.
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    Sarita, have you gone crazy or what?
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    Should we call your father
    in here so he can hear this?
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    Is that what you want?
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    Besides, why are you telling me this?
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    I'm your uncle!
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    Well, technically you're not my uncle.
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    At most, you're my ex-uncle-in-law.
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    It's just that...
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    I don't know whom
    I'd like to lose it to.
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    If to someone my age or...
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    to someone who's much
    older and experienced.
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    Someone who will
    treat me with affection...
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    who has handcuffs...
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    and a gun.
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    Fuck!
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    I'm going with this nutcase
    or he might get beat up.
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    - Be careful, okay?
    - Yes, yes.
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    Why did you break into their house?!
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    Don't you have your own?!
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    Hi.
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    It's hard to find parking here.
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    I had to double park
    and leave the sirens on.
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    Where's your father?
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    - Psst, Lucas.
    - Yeah?
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    I got a piercing.
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    A what?
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    Wanna see it?
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    What?
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    [Hey Handsome]
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    I'm telling you she's a looker, bro.
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    A really hot chick.
    Let's see if she's inside.
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    She might be hot,
    but her father's a cop,
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    and so are his friends and
    they have a short temper.
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    Whatever.
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    Look, your neighbor's G-string.
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    Whatever! She's a daddy's girl.
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    Hey, what are you doing?
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    No, I'm out.
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    She must have a burner
    between her legs.
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    Who wouldn't want to be
    Sara Miranda's thong panty?
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    Your mother's thong panty,
    that's what you're going to be.
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    Brat! Give it here!
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    I don't care... damn it!
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    Relax. Leave them to me.
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    Against the wall.
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    What do you mean, bro?
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    What do I mean? Should I spell it out
    for you in Morse code with this handle?
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    Against the wall! You too, now!
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    Stay there against the wall!
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    Let's see.
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    So are done yet, RoboCop?
    Or are we also getting fingerprinted?
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    Mouth shut!
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    What? You like looking at girls' panties?
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    You like looking...
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    Don't look at me or
    I'll bust your head, kid!
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    You like that?
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    How about wearing them?
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    Will you still be as gutsy then?
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    No. Then you'll run scared
    because you're a couple of girls!
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    I don't want to see you around
    here for at least a couple weeks!
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    You hear?!
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    Get out!
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    GIT!
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    And you,
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    don't hang your panties out there
    because they're a distraction.
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    What are you talking about, Dad?
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    I'll get ready and be back, okay?
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    Okay, okay.
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    - Hey, Tito.
    - What?
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    I'm running late. Why don't
    you take me to school?
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    No! I, I can't.
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    Come on, please take me.
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    N-no. I can't. I'm short on time.
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    Alright, Sarita, off to
    school or you'll be late.
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    Sara! Sara!
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    - Sarita.
    - What?
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    Sara...
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    Subs by: Mosstracer
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Title:
LHDP: Sara y Lucas 1 (English Subbed) [cc]
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Duration:
10:51

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