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I'm a runner. I run.
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I'm a fighter. I fight.
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And I just sit the hell down
and chill in these soft pants.
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With Nike, women
push it to the limit every day.
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Let's just say
I roll with the punches.
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Because what you do
is who you are.
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I'm a runner. I run.
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I'm a fighter. I fight.
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And I just sit the hell down
and chill in these soft pants.
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Introducing the new
Nike Pro-Chiller Legging,
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designed for endurance,
but used for what most women
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actually do in leggings --
setting up shop on their couch.
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-'Cause let's get real.
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Leggings can be pants,
pajamas, and a napkin.
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-Nike Pro-Chiller Legging
is advanced enough
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to keep up with you
wherever you go.
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-The highest peak.
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-The top of the podium.
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-Couch, bed,
other side of couch,
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door to receive delivery
of one single bagel.
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-With patented moisture-wicking
technology,
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360 degrees of support,
and 190 degrees of hot lap.
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-'Cause I bring the heat.
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Leggings, blanket, laptop --
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couch panini.
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-And I'm tired from my nap!
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-I make my own rules.
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-There are no rules.
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-Except for "Vanderpump Rules."
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Hell, yeah.
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-Women can do anything
they want,
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and I want to do nothing.
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-No fear.
-No limits.
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-No bra ever!
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-My Fitbit says I'm dead.
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-The new
Nike Pro-Chiller Legging.
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-Because I can beat the odds.
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-Because I can cross
the finish line.
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-Because I can't just put
my naked butt on the couch.
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♪♪
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-I've been doing this
a long time,
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and there's never been
a camera like GoPro.
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♪♪
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-Goes where you go,
sees what you see.
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♪♪
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-Is there anything GoPro
can't do?
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-I've had adventures
all over the world.
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But when I turned 40,
that was a whole new adventure.
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-I'm not scared to do a 960.
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But one thing that does scare me
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is my family's history
of colon cancer.
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-That's why I use GoProbe,
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the first GoPro camera
designed for colonoscopies.
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♪♪
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-You ready, sir?
-Yeah, drop in.
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-All right.
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-Ouch.
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-It grinds the rails
of your intestine with ease.
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-Put your legs down, sir.
-Okay.
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-Now if I'm not blading
or boarding,
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every six months,
I'm spelunking.
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-This ain't
your grandpa's colonoscopy.
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♪♪
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[ Ah-oogah! ]
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-You'll be so stoked about
the crystal-clear picture,
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you'll almost forget there's a
camera three feet up your butt.
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-And you can take the footage
home and mess around with it.
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-Oh! Ohh!
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-Plus, the 4k resolution
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makes diagnosing problems
hella simple.
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-Whoa. Moguls.
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-Those are polyps, son.
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Most I've ever seen.
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-Sick.
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-Yes.
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-Go deeper. GoProbe.
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-Being a kid can be harder
than it looks.
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Sometimes it helps to have
an adult around.
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-All right, all right,
all right.
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-That's why Peyton Manning
takes time out to volunteer
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with local youth groups.
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-You guys ready to play
some football?
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-Yeah!
-Let's put our hands in.
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We're gonna have fun, we're
gonna encourage each other.
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"Teamwork" on three.
One, two, three.
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-Teamwork!
-Teamwork!
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-Peyton uses football
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to teach valuable lessons
of communication.
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-Check, check, check, check!
Watch, watch.
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Pink, pink! Watch the blitz!
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Brown 55 razor!
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Set, hut!
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Open. Get open.
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Get your head out of your ass!
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You suck.
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Let's go, let's go.
Get back in here.
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Let's go. Except you.
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I can't even look at you.
You know what?
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Go sit in the port-o-let
for 20 minutes.
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That's right. You stay in here.
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Set, hut!
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Why is the door open?
Close the door!
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Stay in there!
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♪♪
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Okay, I'm sorry.
Do you want to lose?
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I throw, you catch.
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It's not that hard, okay?
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All right, get the [bleep]
out of here.
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I think he's really hurt.
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-There's no substitute
for the hands-on guidance
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a mentor can provide.
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-Then you just push it
a little further
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and you should hear it click.
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-Why don't you just use
your keys?
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-I told you, I forgot them.
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[ Siren chirps ]
Cops! Cops!
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Every man for himself!
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-Just a few hours
of Peyton's time
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helps create childhood memories
that will last a lifetime.
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-Just keep biting down.
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It's looking good.
That's an awesome tattoo.
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Uh-huh.
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It's gonna be there forever.
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-As well as skills for life,
such as assertiveness...
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-Mommy, mommy, mommy!
-No, Sally.
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Mommy's dead, remember, okay?
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Don't bother the pretty lady.
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Hi. I'm Peyton.
-...ethics...
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-All right, I'll kill a snitch.
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I'm not saying I have.
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I'm not saying I haven't.
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You know what I mean.
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Whatever.
You kids don't know [bleep]
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-The NFL and the United Way.
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Spend time with your kids
so Peyton Manning doesn't.
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-You kids all want to come
live with me in my mansion?
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-Yeah!
-Calm down, calm down.
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I'm just [bleep] with you.
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-Hi. I'm Eli Manning.
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And I'm a proud ambassador
to the Little Brothers program.
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Our organization helps kids
build confidence,
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reach their goals,
and overcome adversity --
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especially when that adversity
is an older sibling.
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So, what does your brother
do to you?
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-He breaks my toys and doesn't
let me play with my video games.
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-Let's find a creative solution
to fix that.
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♪♪
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-Are you Eli Manning?
-Nope.
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I'm your worst [bleep]
nightmare.
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-I didn't do it!
-Dunk him!
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-I understand the frustration
of an older brother
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who thinks he can
boss you around.
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-This is fun, right?
-Yeah!
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-Right?
-Yes, sir! It is fun!
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-At Little Brothers,
we're ready to face any level
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of big-brother problems.
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-[ Chuckles ]
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Ohh!
-We know that big brothers
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can be real dickheads.
-[ Groans ]
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-We also provide kids with
great sports and activities,
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like dodge ball...
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-Stop!
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-...T-ball,
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and archery.
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I'll give you a five-second
head start.
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1. 2.
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Good enough.
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Maybe now you'll learn to treat
your younger brother
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with some respect, Peyton!
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-My name is not Peyton!
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-Whatever!
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The Little Brothers program.
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Because a time of reckoning
is now at hand.
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[ Maniacal laughter ]
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-Yes! Yes!
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[ Laughing maniacally ]
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♪♪