I'm a runner. I run.
I'm a fighter. I fight.
And I just sit the hell down and chill in these soft pants.
With Nike, women push it to the limit every day.
Let's just say I roll with the punches.
Because what you do is who you are.
I'm a runner. I run.
I'm a fighter. I fight.
And I just sit the hell down and chill in these soft pants.
Introducing the new Nike Pro-Chiller Legging,
designed for endurance, but used for what most women
actually do in leggings -- setting up shop on their couch.
-'Cause let's get real.
Leggings can be pants, pajamas, and a napkin.
-Nike Pro-Chiller Legging is advanced enough
to keep up with you wherever you go.
-The highest peak.
-The top of the podium.
-Couch, bed, other side of couch,
door to receive delivery of one single bagel.
-With patented moisture-wicking technology,
360 degrees of support, and 190 degrees of hot lap.
-'Cause I bring the heat.
Leggings, blanket, laptop --
couch panini.
-And I'm tired from my nap!
-I make my own rules.
-There are no rules.
-Except for "Vanderpump Rules."
Hell, yeah.
-Women can do anything they want,
and I want to do nothing.
-No fear. -No limits.
-No bra ever!
-My Fitbit says I'm dead.
-The new Nike Pro-Chiller Legging.
-Because I can beat the odds.
-Because I can cross the finish line.
-Because I can't just put my naked butt on the couch.
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-I've been doing this a long time,
and there's never been a camera like GoPro.
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-Goes where you go, sees what you see.
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-Is there anything GoPro can't do?
-I've had adventures all over the world.
But when I turned 40, that was a whole new adventure.
-I'm not scared to do a 960.
But one thing that does scare me
is my family's history of colon cancer.
-That's why I use GoProbe,
the first GoPro camera designed for colonoscopies.
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-You ready, sir? -Yeah, drop in.
-All right.
-Ouch.
-It grinds the rails of your intestine with ease.
-Put your legs down, sir. -Okay.
-Now if I'm not blading or boarding,
every six months, I'm spelunking.
-This ain't your grandpa's colonoscopy.
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[ Ah-oogah! ]
-You'll be so stoked about the crystal-clear picture,
you'll almost forget there's a camera three feet up your butt.
-And you can take the footage home and mess around with it.
-Oh! Ohh!
-Plus, the 4k resolution
makes diagnosing problems hella simple.
-Whoa. Moguls.
-Those are polyps, son.
Most I've ever seen.
-Sick.
-Yes.
-Go deeper. GoProbe.
-Being a kid can be harder than it looks.
Sometimes it helps to have an adult around.
-All right, all right, all right.
-That's why Peyton Manning takes time out to volunteer
with local youth groups.
-You guys ready to play some football?
-Yeah! -Let's put our hands in.
We're gonna have fun, we're gonna encourage each other.
"Teamwork" on three. One, two, three.
-Teamwork! -Teamwork!
-Peyton uses football
to teach valuable lessons of communication.
-Check, check, check, check! Watch, watch.
Pink, pink! Watch the blitz!
Brown 55 razor!
Set, hut!
Open. Get open.
Get your head out of your ass!
You suck.
Let's go, let's go. Get back in here.
Let's go. Except you.
I can't even look at you. You know what?
Go sit in the port-o-let for 20 minutes.
That's right. You stay in here.
Set, hut!
Why is the door open? Close the door!
Stay in there!
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Okay, I'm sorry. Do you want to lose?
I throw, you catch.
It's not that hard, okay?
All right, get the [bleep] out of here.
I think he's really hurt.
-There's no substitute for the hands-on guidance
a mentor can provide.
-Then you just push it a little further
and you should hear it click.
-Why don't you just use your keys?
-I told you, I forgot them.
[ Siren chirps ] Cops! Cops!
Every man for himself!
-Just a few hours of Peyton's time
helps create childhood memories that will last a lifetime.
-Just keep biting down.
It's looking good. That's an awesome tattoo.
Uh-huh.
It's gonna be there forever.
-As well as skills for life, such as assertiveness...
-Mommy, mommy, mommy! -No, Sally.
Mommy's dead, remember, okay?
Don't bother the pretty lady.
Hi. I'm Peyton. -...ethics...
-All right, I'll kill a snitch.
I'm not saying I have.
I'm not saying I haven't.
You know what I mean.
Whatever. You kids don't know [bleep]
-The NFL and the United Way.
Spend time with your kids so Peyton Manning doesn't.
-You kids all want to come live with me in my mansion?
-Yeah! -Calm down, calm down.
I'm just [bleep] with you.
-Hi. I'm Eli Manning.
And I'm a proud ambassador to the Little Brothers program.
Our organization helps kids build confidence,
reach their goals, and overcome adversity --
especially when that adversity is an older sibling.
So, what does your brother do to you?
-He breaks my toys and doesn't let me play with my video games.
-Let's find a creative solution to fix that.
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-Are you Eli Manning? -Nope.
I'm your worst [bleep] nightmare.
-I didn't do it! -Dunk him!
-I understand the frustration of an older brother
who thinks he can boss you around.
-This is fun, right? -Yeah!
-Right? -Yes, sir! It is fun!
-At Little Brothers, we're ready to face any level
of big-brother problems.
-[ Chuckles ]
Ohh! -We know that big brothers
can be real dickheads. -[ Groans ]
-We also provide kids with great sports and activities,
like dodge ball...
-Stop!
-...T-ball,
and archery.
I'll give you a five-second head start.
1. 2.
Good enough.
Maybe now you'll learn to treat your younger brother
with some respect, Peyton!
-My name is not Peyton!
-Whatever!
The Little Brothers program.
Because a time of reckoning is now at hand.
[ Maniacal laughter ]
-Yes! Yes!
[ Laughing maniacally ]
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