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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a runner. I run.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.66,0:00:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a fighter. I fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.37,0:00:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I just sit the hell down\Nand chill in these soft pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.58,0:00:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With Nike, women\Npush it to the limit every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.55,0:00:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just say\NI roll with the punches.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.93,0:00:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because what you do \Nis who you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.12,0:00:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a runner. I run.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.69,0:00:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a fighter. I fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.76,0:00:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I just sit the hell down\Nand chill in these soft pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.86,0:00:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Introducing the new\NNike Pro-Chiller Legging,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.03,0:00:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,designed for endurance,\Nbut used for what most women
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.04,0:00:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually do in leggings --\Nsetting up shop on their couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.47,0:00:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-'Cause let's get real.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.67,0:00:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leggings can be pants,\Npajamas, and a napkin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.01,0:00:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nike Pro-Chiller Legging\Nis advanced enough
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.48,0:00:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to keep up with you\Nwherever you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.88,0:00:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The highest peak.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.15,0:00:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The top of the podium.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.72,0:00:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Couch, bed,\Nother side of couch,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.99,0:01:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door to receive delivery\Nof one single bagel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.03,0:01:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-With patented moisture-wicking\Ntechnology,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.36,0:01:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,360 degrees of support,\Nand 190 degrees of hot lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.27,0:01:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-'Cause I bring the heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.57,0:01:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leggings, blanket, laptop --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.27,0:01:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,couch panini.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.60,0:01:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I'm tired from my nap!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.64,0:01:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I make my own rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.78,0:01:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There are no rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.11,0:01:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Except for "Vanderpump Rules."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.21,0:01:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.28,0:01:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Women can do anything\Nthey want,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.32,0:01:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want to do nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.32,0:01:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No fear.\N-No limits.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.79,0:01:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No bra ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.56,0:01:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-My Fitbit says I'm dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.93,0:01:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The new\NNike Pro-Chiller Legging.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.33,0:01:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because I can beat the odds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.80,0:01:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because I can cross\Nthe finish line.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.76,0:01:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because I can't just put\Nmy naked butt on the couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.07,0:01:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.61,0:01:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've been doing this\Na long time,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.01,0:01:52.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's never been\Na camera like GoPro.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.51,0:01:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.52,0:01:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Goes where you go,\Nsees what you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.25,0:02:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.72,0:02:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is there anything GoPro\Ncan't do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.49,0:02:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've had adventures\Nall over the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.60,0:02:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But when I turned 40,\Nthat was a whole new adventure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.07,0:02:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not scared to do a 960.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.17,0:02:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But one thing that does scare me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.67,0:02:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is my family's history\Nof colon cancer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.04,0:02:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's why I use GoProbe,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.57,0:02:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first GoPro camera\Ndesigned for colonoscopies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.01,0:02:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.35,0:02:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You ready, sir?\N-Yeah, drop in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.72,0:02:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.45,0:02:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ouch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.88,0:02:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It grinds the rails\Nof your intestine with ease.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.82,0:02:38.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Put your legs down, sir.\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.39,0:02:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now if I'm not blading\Nor boarding,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.76,0:02:43.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every six months,\NI'm spelunking.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.93,0:02:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This ain't\Nyour grandpa's colonoscopy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.63,0:02:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.27,0:02:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Ah-oogah! ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.74,0:02:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You'll be so stoked about\Nthe crystal-clear picture,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.81,0:03:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll almost forget there's a\Ncamera three feet up your butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.71,0:03:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And you can take the footage\Nhome and mess around with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.25,0:03:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh! Ohh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.72,0:03:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Plus, the 4k resolution
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.26,0:03:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes diagnosing problems\Nhella simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.72,0:03:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa. Moguls.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.73,0:03:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Those are polyps, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.49,0:03:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.26,0:03:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.36,0:03:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.03,0:03:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Go deeper. GoProbe.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.44,0:03:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Being a kid can be harder\Nthan it looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.77,0:03:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes it helps to have\Nan adult around.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.64,0:03:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, all right,\Nall right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.01,0:03:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's why Peyton Manning\Ntakes time out to volunteer
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.74,0:03:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with local youth groups.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.21,0:03:34.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You guys ready to play\Nsome football?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.55,0:03:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah!\N-Let's put our hands in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have fun, we're\Ngonna encourage each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.28,0:03:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Teamwork" on three.\NOne, two, three.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.75,0:03:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Teamwork!\N-Teamwork!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.59,0:03:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Peyton uses football
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.69,0:03:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to teach valuable lessons\Nof communication.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.92,0:03:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Check, check, check, check!\NWatch, watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.99,0:03:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pink, pink! Watch the blitz!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.66,0:03:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brown 55 razor!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.66,0:03:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Set, hut!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.100,0:03:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open. Get open.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.37,0:03:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your head out of your ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.37,0:03:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You suck.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.40,0:04:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, let's go.\NGet back in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.00,0:04:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Except you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.87,0:04:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even look at you.\NYou know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.58,0:04:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go sit in the port-o-let\Nfor 20 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.48,0:04:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right. You stay in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.21,0:04:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Set, hut!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.82,0:04:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is the door open?\NClose the door!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.05,0:04:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.22,0:04:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.09,0:04:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm sorry.\NDo you want to lose?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.36,0:04:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I throw, you catch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.56,0:04:24.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not that hard, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.63,0:04:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, get the [bleep]\Nout of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.23,0:04:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's really hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.44,0:04:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's no substitute\Nfor the hands-on guidance
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.80,0:04:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a mentor can provide.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.67,0:04:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Then you just push it\Na little further
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.54,0:04:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you should hear it click.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.84,0:04:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why don't you just use\Nyour keys?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.54,0:04:39.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I told you, I forgot them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.81,0:04:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Siren chirps ]\NCops! Cops!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.21,0:04:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every man for himself!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.35,0:04:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just a few hours\Nof Peyton's time
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.68,0:04:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,helps create childhood memories\Nthat will last a lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.09,0:04:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just keep biting down.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.59,0:04:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's looking good.\NThat's an awesome tattoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.79,0:04:54.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.43,0:04:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be there forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.93,0:04:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-As well as skills for life,\Nsuch as assertiveness...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.43,0:05:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Mommy, mommy, mommy!\N-No, Sally.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.93,0:05:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy's dead, remember, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.40,0:05:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't bother the pretty lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.94,0:05:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. I'm Peyton.\N-...ethics...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.70,0:05:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, I'll kill a snitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.54,0:05:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not saying I have.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.74,0:05:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not saying I haven't.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.08,0:05:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.24,0:05:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever.\NYou kids don't know [bleep]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.55,0:05:16.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The NFL and the United Way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.85,0:05:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spend time with your kids\Nso Peyton Manning doesn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.45,0:05:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You kids all want to come\Nlive with me in my mansion?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.29,0:05:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah!\N-Calm down, calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.56,0:05:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just [bleep] with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.76,0:05:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hi. I'm Eli Manning.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.66,0:05:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm a proud ambassador\Nto the Little Brothers program.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.66,0:05:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our organization helps kids\Nbuild confidence,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.70,0:05:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reach their goals,\Nand overcome adversity --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.70,0:05:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially when that adversity\Nis an older sibling.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.81,0:05:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what does your brother\Ndo to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.04,0:05:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He breaks my toys and doesn't\Nlet me play with my video games.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.51,0:05:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Let's find a creative solution\Nto fix that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.71,0:05:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.72,0:05:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Are you Eli Manning?\N-Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.92,0:05:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm your worst [bleep]\Nnightmare.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.89,0:05:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I didn't do it!\N-Dunk him!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.62,0:06:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I understand the frustration\Nof an older brother
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.23,0:06:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who thinks he can\Nboss you around.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.86,0:06:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This is fun, right?\N-Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.73,0:06:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Right?\N-Yes, sir! It is fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.03,0:06:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-At Little Brothers,\Nwe're ready to face any level
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.64,0:06:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of big-brother problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.07,0:06:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.47,0:06:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh!\N-We know that big brothers
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.71,0:06:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can be real dickheads.\N-[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.48,0:06:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We also provide kids with\Ngreat sports and activities,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.38,0:06:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like dodge ball...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.08,0:06:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.92,0:06:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-...T-ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.99,0:06:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and archery.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.12,0:06:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you a five-second\Nhead start.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.26,0:06:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1. 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.69,0:06:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.06,0:06:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe now you'll learn to treat\Nyour younger brother
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.33,0:06:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some respect, Peyton!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.76,0:06:38.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-My name is not Peyton!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.100,0:06:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whatever!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.63,0:06:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Little Brothers program.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.30,0:06:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because a time of reckoning\Nis now at hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.97,0:06:49.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Maniacal laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.74,0:06:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.31,0:06:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughing maniacally ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.35,0:06:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪