ERB - Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
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0:10 - 0:10oooh
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0:10 - 0:12Elvis Presley as I live and breath
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0:12 - 0:13you stole rock and roll
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0:13 - 0:14gave us rockabilly cheese
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0:14 - 0:16you dance like an epileptic
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0:16 - 0:17nothing but left feet
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0:17 - 0:17I've seen it
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0:17 - 0:18every record you set
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0:18 - 0:19man I beat it
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0:19 - 0:20here's a tip
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0:20 - 0:21don't swallow a bucket of drugs
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0:21 - 0:23so you won't die on the toilet
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0:23 - 0:24dropping hunks of Burning Love
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0:24 - 0:25I'm Bad
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0:25 - 0:26I'm a Smooth Criminal
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0:26 - 0:27better face up
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0:27 - 0:28call me Ed Sullivan
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0:28 - 0:30shoot you from the waist up
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0:30 - 0:31watch me moonwalk
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0:31 - 0:32and I step on your blue suede
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0:32 - 0:33even in death
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0:33 - 0:34I go platinum on Blu-ray
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0:34 - 0:35spitting out hits
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0:35 - 0:37since I was six years old
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0:37 - 0:38I'm the King of Pop
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0:38 - 0:39you're the King of Jelly Rolls
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0:39 - 0:40well I died on the shitter
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0:40 - 0:41but I don't give a crap
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0:41 - 0:42you ain't got half the badass
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0:42 - 0:43battle raps that I have
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0:43 - 0:45I got one for your monkey
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0:45 - 0:46two for your clothes
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0:46 - 0:47three for your family and
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0:47 - 0:48four for your nose
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0:48 - 0:49you better surrender
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0:49 - 0:51talkin' bout them ABC's
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0:51 - 0:51cause all you wanna do
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0:51 - 0:53is teach kids the birds and the bees
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0:53 - 0:54this is the big time, Jacko
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0:54 - 0:55no
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0:55 - 0:55dress rehearsal
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0:55 - 0:56I'll light you up
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0:56 - 0:57like your hair
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0:57 - 0:58in a Pepsi commercial
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0:58 - 0:59I can tell you're angry
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0:59 - 1:00but I can't comprehend it
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1:00 - 1:02I stole from black culture
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1:02 - 1:03why are you offended?
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1:03 - 1:04your Daddy beat gold records out of you
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1:04 - 1:05like alchemy
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1:05 - 1:06don't make me spank you
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1:06 - 1:08and dangle your ass over a balcony
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1:08 - 1:09ohhh
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1:09 - 1:10it's about time for a Thriller
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1:10 - 1:11didn't lose any chocolate
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1:11 - 1:12I just added vanilla
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1:12 - 1:13I'm going Off The Wall
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1:13 - 1:15I won't stop 'til I get enough
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1:15 - 1:17whooping your big fat ass
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1:17 - 1:18with my shiny glove
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1:18 - 1:19how you gonna talk
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1:19 - 1:20about the birds and bees
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1:20 - 1:21when you met your own wife
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1:21 - 1:22when she was only 14
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1:22 - 1:23then you made one daughter
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1:23 - 1:25she came to me
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1:25 - 1:26I took her to my Neverland Ranch
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1:26 - 1:27to Hee-Hee
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1:27 - 1:29you shoulda stayed in the army dude
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1:29 - 1:30shamone
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1:30 - 1:32even Tito looks better than you
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1:32 - 1:32I'm singing
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1:32 - 1:33aaaahhhhhh
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1:33 - 1:33you're singing
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1:33 - 1:34don't be cruel
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1:34 - 1:35there's only one crown baby
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1:35 - 1:37let the one King rule
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1:37 - 1:38you're a creeper dude
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1:38 - 1:39you like to grab your own wanger
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1:39 - 1:40I only let you marry my daughter
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1:40 - 1:42cause I knew you'd never bang her
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1:42 - 1:43you think you're tough?
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1:43 - 1:44man, you look like Tootie
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1:44 - 1:45I was badder than you
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1:45 - 1:46in my Blue Hawaii movie
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1:46 - 1:48you lost your damn mind
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1:48 - 1:49that's why they cast you in The Wiz
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1:49 - 1:50you're like a sad white woman
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1:50 - 1:51who never got to be a kid
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1:51 - 1:52I'm out
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1:52 - 1:53before you try to hold me
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1:53 - 1:54and free your willy
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1:54 - 1:55later weirdo
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1:55 - 1:56Elvis is leaving the building
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1:56 - 1:58who won?
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1:58 - 2:00who's next?
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2:00 - 2:01you decide
- Title:
- ERB - Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
- Description:
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Epic Rap Battles of History
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- Epic Rap Battles of History
- Project:
- ERB Season 2 - Part 1
- Duration:
- 02:17
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Ryan Moulton edited English subtitles for ERB Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley |