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oooh
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Elvis Presley as I live and breath
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you stole rock and roll
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gave us rockabilly cheese
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you dance like an epileptic
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nothing but left feet
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I've seen it
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every record you set
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man I beat it
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here's a tip
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don't swallow a bucket of drugs
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so you won't die on the toilet
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dropping hunks of Burning Love
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I'm Bad
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I'm a Smooth Criminal
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better face up
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call me Ed Sullivan
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shoot you from the waist up
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watch me moonwalk
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and I step on your blue suede
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even in death
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I go platinum on Blu-ray
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spitting out hits
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since I was six years old
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I'm the King of Pop
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you're the King of Jelly Rolls
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well I died on the shitter
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but I don't give a crap
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you ain't got half the badass
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battle raps that I have
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I got one for your monkey
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two for your clothes
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three for your family and
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four for your nose
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you better surrender
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talkin' bout them ABC's
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cause all you wanna do
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is teach kids the birds and the bees
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this is the big time, Jacko
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no
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dress rehearsal
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I'll light you up
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like your hair
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in a Pepsi commercial
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I can tell you're angry
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but I can't comprehend it
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I stole from black culture
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why are you offended?
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your Daddy beat gold records out of you
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like alchemy
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don't make me spank you
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and dangle your ass over a balcony
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ohhh
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it's about time for a Thriller
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didn't lose any chocolate
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I just added vanilla
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I'm going Off The Wall
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I won't stop 'til I get enough
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whooping your big fat ass
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with my shiny glove
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how you gonna talk
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about the birds and bees
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when you met your own wife
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when she was only 14
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then you made one daughter
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she came to me
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I took her to my Neverland Ranch
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to Hee-Hee
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you shoulda stayed in the army dude
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shamone
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even Tito looks better than you
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I'm singing
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aaaahhhhhh
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you're singing
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don't be cruel
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there's only one crown baby
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let the one King rule
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you're a creeper dude
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you like to grab your own wanger
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I only let you marry my daughter
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cause I knew you'd never bang her
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you think you're tough?
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man, you look like Tootie
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I was badder than you
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in my Blue Hawaii movie
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you lost your damn mind
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that's why they cast you in The Wiz
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you're like a sad white woman
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who never got to be a kid
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I'm out
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before you try to hold me
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and free your willy
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later weirdo
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Elvis is leaving the building
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who won?
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who's next?
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you decide