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oooh

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Elvis Presley as I live and breath

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you stole rock and roll

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gave us rockabilly cheese

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you dance like an epileptic

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nothing but left feet

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I've seen it

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every record you set

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man I beat it

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here's a tip

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don't swallow a bucket of drugs

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so you won't die on the toilet

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dropping hunks of Burning Love

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I'm Bad

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I'm a Smooth Criminal

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better face up

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call me Ed Sullivan

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shoot you from the waist up

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watch me moonwalk

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and I step on your blue suede

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even in death

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I go platinum on Blu-ray

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spitting out hits

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since I was six years old

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I'm the King of Pop

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you're the King of Jelly Rolls

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well I died on the shitter

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but I don't give a crap

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you ain't got half the badass

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battle raps that I have

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I got one for your monkey

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two for your clothes

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three for your family and

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four for your nose

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you better surrender

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talkin' bout them ABC's

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cause all you wanna do

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is teach kids the birds and the bees

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this is the big time, Jacko

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no

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dress rehearsal

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I'll light you up

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like your hair

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in a Pepsi commercial

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I can tell you're angry

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but I can't comprehend it

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I stole from black culture

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why are you offended?

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your Daddy beat gold records out of you

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like alchemy

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don't make me spank you

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and dangle your ass over a balcony

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ohhh

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it's about time for a Thriller

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didn't lose any chocolate

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I just added vanilla

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I'm going Off The Wall

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I won't stop 'til I get enough

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whooping your big fat ass

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with my shiny glove

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how you gonna talk

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about the birds and bees

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when you met your own wife

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when she was only 14

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then you made one daughter

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she came to me

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I took her to my Neverland Ranch

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to Hee-Hee

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you shoulda stayed in the army dude

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shamone

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even Tito looks better than you

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I'm singing

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aaaahhhhhh

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you're singing

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don't be cruel

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there's only one crown baby

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let the one King rule

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you're a creeper dude

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you like to grab your own wanger

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I only let you marry my daughter

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cause I knew you'd never bang her

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you think you're tough?

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man, you look like Tootie

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I was badder than you

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in my Blue Hawaii movie

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you lost your damn mind

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that's why they cast you in The Wiz

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you're like a sad white woman

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who never got to be a kid

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I'm out

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before you try to hold me

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and free your willy

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later weirdo

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Elvis is leaving the building

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who won?

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who's next?

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you decide