oooh

Elvis Presley as I live and breath

you stole rock and roll

gave us rockabilly cheese

you dance like an epileptic

nothing but left feet

I've seen it

every record you set

man I beat it

here's a tip

don't swallow a bucket of drugs

so you won't die on the toilet

dropping hunks of Burning Love

I'm Bad

I'm a Smooth Criminal

better face up

call me Ed Sullivan

shoot you from the waist up

watch me moonwalk

and I step on your blue suede

even in death

I go platinum on Blu-ray

spitting out hits

since I was six years old

I'm the King of Pop

you're the King of Jelly Rolls

well I died on the shitter

but I don't give a crap

you ain't got half the badass

battle raps that I have

I got one for your monkey

two for your clothes

three for your family and

four for your nose

you better surrender

talkin' bout them ABC's

cause all you wanna do

is teach kids the birds and the bees

this is the big time, Jacko

no

dress rehearsal

I'll light you up

like your hair

in a Pepsi commercial

I can tell you're angry

but I can't comprehend it

I stole from black culture

why are you offended?

your Daddy beat gold records out of you

like alchemy

don't make me spank you

and dangle your ass over a balcony

ohhh

it's about time for a Thriller

didn't lose any chocolate

I just added vanilla

I'm going Off The Wall

I won't stop 'til I get enough

whooping your big fat ass

with my shiny glove

how you gonna talk

about the birds and bees

when you met your own wife

when she was only 14

then you made one daughter

she came to me

I took her to my Neverland Ranch

to Hee-Hee

you shoulda stayed in the army dude

shamone

even Tito looks better than you

I'm singing

aaaahhhhhh

you're singing

don't be cruel

there's only one crown baby

let the one King rule

you're a creeper dude

you like to grab your own wanger

I only let you marry my daughter

cause I knew you'd never bang her

you think you're tough?

man, you look like Tootie

I was badder than you

in my Blue Hawaii movie

you lost your damn mind

that's why they cast you in The Wiz

you're like a sad white woman

who never got to be a kid

I'm out

before you try to hold me

and free your willy

later weirdo

Elvis is leaving the building

who won?

who's next?

you decide