BIRDEMIC: The Best Worst Movie Ever - JonTron
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0:26 - 0:26Hey, Jaque.
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0:26 - 0:28Guess what, today's a special day.
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0:29 - 0:30Jaque: I'm not going to do that.
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0:30 - 0:31Well, that's right.
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0:31 - 0:33'Cause today, we're doing a video
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0:33 - 0:34about birds!
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0:34 - 0:36Jaque: How dare you say that to me.
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0:36 - 0:38You know my mother was a bird.
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0:38 - 0:39Well, yes.
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0:39 - 0:40Yeah, yeah I'm-
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0:40 - 0:41I'm aware.
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0:42 - 0:45Jaque: Are you trying to give birds a worse name than they already have?
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0:45 - 0:47Has pigeon poopenheimer not done enough?
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0:48 - 0:50How dare you say that to me.
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0:50 - 0:50You know my mother
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0:50 - 0:52was pigeon poopenheimer.
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0:52 - 0:54This movie right here:
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0:54 - 0:55"Birdemic: Shock and Terror".
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0:55 - 0:56Wooh..
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0:56 - 0:57There is nothing
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0:57 - 0:58that can prepare you for this.
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0:59 - 1:00Now for better, or for worse,
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1:00 - 1:02this is gonna change your life,
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1:02 - 1:03and I'm gonna be the one to show you the light.
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1:03 - 1:04So let's cut to the chase
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1:04 - 1:06and all take a gander.
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1:06 - 1:06GET IT?
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1:06 - 1:08IT'S LIKE A GOOSE!
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1:08 - 1:10At "Birdemic: Shock and Terror".
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1:10 - 1:11There's nothin' in here.
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1:11 - 1:13There's no- I've cheated you.
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1:14 - 1:14I've cheated all of you
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1:14 - 1:15and you didn't even notice.
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1:18 - 1:19So, as you can see,
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1:19 - 1:22our film of the hour begins with a wonderful Sunday drive through the hillside.
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1:22 - 1:24You know, I gotta say.
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1:24 - 1:26It's really progressive of the people who made this movie
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1:26 - 1:28to hire a cameraman with only one arm.
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1:28 - 1:31I know this overture stuff is sort of here to set the mood,
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1:31 - 1:32so hey, if the mood
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1:32 - 1:33they were going for was sleepy,
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1:33 - 1:34hold on to your hats.
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1:34 - 1:36Because you're gonna slump over
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1:36 - 1:37and it's gonna fall off.
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1:37 - 1:38Seriously,
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1:38 - 1:41this goes on for the first 3 1/2 minutes in the movie.
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1:41 - 1:42Aw, finally.
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1:42 - 1:44Let's get a good shot of that parking job.
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1:44 - 1:45Excellent.
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1:45 - 1:47Hey, if this guy acts as good as he parks,
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1:47 - 1:48I think we're in for a hell of a ride.
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1:49 - 1:50Hey, whatcha lookin' for?
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1:50 - 1:51The director?
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1:51 - 1:51Yeah, I know.
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1:51 - 1:52I don't see him either.
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1:52 - 1:54[In announcer voice] And introducing,
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1:54 - 1:56the world's first synthetic actor.
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1:57 - 2:01[Terminator 2 theme plays]
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2:02 - 2:03I'll be back.
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2:06 - 2:07Woman [clipped audio]: Hey!
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2:07 - 2:08Geh.
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2:08 - 2:09Jon: What was that?
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2:09 - 2:10Have I've finally gone deaf
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2:10 - 2:12from sitting too close to the TV?
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2:13 - 2:13Woman: Hey!
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2:13 - 2:14I love how
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2:14 - 2:16unsure she is about saying hello.
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2:17 - 2:17Yeah I don't-
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2:17 - 2:18I don't think anyone was, uh..
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2:19 - 2:20too sure about anything
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2:20 - 2:21during the filming of this.
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2:22 - 2:23Woman: Here's a menu.
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2:23 - 2:24Rod: Thank you.
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2:25 - 2:26I'll be right back with you.
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2:26 - 2:27Jon: Oh, god, please!
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2:27 - 2:29There's absolutely no need for that!
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2:29 - 2:31I haven't seen any birds yet,
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2:31 - 2:34but I'm already feeling the shock and terror.
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2:34 - 2:35So Jack Skellington over here
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2:35 - 2:39decides to literally run after this girl he sees in the restaurant
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2:39 - 2:40to ask her a few questions.
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2:40 - 2:42Rod: I think I know you from somewhere.
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2:42 - 2:42Nathalie: Really?
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2:43 - 2:45Yeah, did you go to San Mateo High School?
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2:45 - 2:46Jon: Oh my god.
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2:46 - 2:47This is riveting.
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2:47 - 2:49Rod: So, are you from here?
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2:49 - 2:51Jon: What is this guy, Commander Shepard?
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2:51 - 2:53[in Shepard voice] What can you tell me about the Reapers?
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2:54 - 2:55Nathalie: Thanks.
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2:55 - 2:55[Audio clip]
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2:56 - 2:58Jon: What's with these random audio cutouts?
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2:58 - 3:00I-I mean there's not knowing how to make a film
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3:00 - 3:01and then there's being so bad that
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3:01 - 3:03I-I jus-Idon- I don't even-
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3:03 - 3:05Why is the audio cutting out?
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3:05 - 3:05Whoops.
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3:05 - 3:07Looks like they accidentally got a good shot.
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3:08 - 3:09News Anchor: In other news today, the-
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3:09 - 3:11population of polar bears is declining rap-
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3:11 - 3:12Jon [Over Anchor's voice]: Hey.
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3:12 - 3:13Hey, hey.
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3:13 - 3:15Can you move the camera down a bit? Jus-
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3:15 - 3:16Move that d- The ca-
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3:17 - 3:18The camera's a bit high up!
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3:18 - 3:20Lemme tell ya, if you were afraid
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3:20 - 3:22you were gonna miss even one bit of this guy's day,
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3:22 - 3:24you can put those qualms to rest.
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3:24 - 3:27You get to see literally everything he does.
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3:27 - 3:28I'll say it.
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3:28 - 3:29I'll say it just in case uh-
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3:29 - 3:31someone out there doesn't know-
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3:31 - 3:32You're not supposed to show your characters
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3:32 - 3:33in traffic,
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3:33 - 3:34and then getting gas,
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3:34 - 3:35and then in traffic,
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3:35 - 3:36and then getting a fucking banana,
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3:36 - 3:38and driving then parking- WHAT IS THIS??!
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3:38 - 3:40Rod: May I place your order today?
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3:40 - 3:42Great, thanks. We appreciate your buisness.
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3:43 - 3:44Woo-hoo!
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3:47 - 3:48[snickers]
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3:48 - 3:50S-s-seriously?
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3:51 - 3:52Guy: Hey.
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3:52 - 3:53What's w-with all the noise?
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3:53 - 3:54I'm sorry, whatwuzit?
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3:54 - 3:55Guy: What's w-with all the noise?
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3:55 - 3:57[Impersonating Guy's voice] I d-don't know what you're talkin' about.
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3:57 - 3:58Rod: Caught the big fish.
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3:59 - 4:00Yeah?
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4:00 - 4:01How big was the sale?
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4:01 - 4:03One million dollars.
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4:03 - 4:04Guy: Awesome, man!
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4:05 - 4:06Biggest sale of my career!
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4:06 - 4:07Well, I'm proud of ya!
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4:07 - 4:09Jon: Ohhhh my god.
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4:09 - 4:10How far are we into this movie?
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4:10 - 4:1111 minutes?
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4:11 - 4:11Eh.
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4:12 - 4:13This is gonna be a long day.
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4:14 - 4:14So literally,
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4:14 - 4:18everything ever is going well for all the main characters at this point.
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4:18 - 4:19Literally everyone's like:
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4:19 - 4:20[in feminine voice] "Guess what?
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4:21 - 4:22You won the priiize!"
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4:22 - 4:24"Oh my gwaaaad!"
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4:24 - 4:25Woman: You are welcome.
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4:25 - 4:27You- you worked very hard
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4:27 - 4:28so here's your chance to impress them.
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4:29 - 4:30Congratulations again!
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4:30 - 4:33Jon: It's so absurd, I can barely comment.
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4:33 - 4:34Here's a basketball scene.
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4:36 - 4:37Here's a car scene.
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4:39 - 4:40Jaque: Here's a bird.
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4:40 - 4:41There's no birds.
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4:41 - 4:43How dare you...
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4:43 - 4:45So then, I guess, as is the logical progression,
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4:45 - 4:47there's a scene where a guy comes to his house
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4:47 - 4:48an-and I'm tellin' all here
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4:48 - 4:50says he's from a solar panel company
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4:50 - 4:52and then installs a solar panel on his house.
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4:52 - 4:54[yellow text]
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4:54 - 4:55Think there's anything more?
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4:55 - 4:56Think this is a setup to something good?
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4:56 - 4:58[yellow text]
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4:58 - 4:59Look, I'm fucking serious.
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4:59 - 5:01Sherry: Hi, my name is Sherry Owens.
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5:01 - 5:03I'm from solar power accessories.
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5:03 - 5:04Where are you gonna put it?
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5:04 - 5:05Come, and I'll show you.
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5:05 - 5:07[audio cut]
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5:07 - 5:09And that there's where we're going to install your solar panel.
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5:14 - 5:15Let me lay this down for you.
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5:15 - 5:16Hitchcock, Kubrick, Coppola,
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5:16 - 5:17Nguyen.
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5:17 - 5:18Okay?
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5:18 - 5:20Let's- can we just get to the romantic subplot already?
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5:20 - 5:22Please?
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5:22 - 5:23Rod: It's for you.
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5:23 - 5:24Thanks, that's sweet.
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5:24 - 5:28I work at a startup company called NCT Software.
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5:28 - 5:29Got this stock option.
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5:29 - 5:32Hopefully, if the company makes it big by-
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5:32 - 5:34Jon: Never mind, I take it BACK!
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5:34 - 5:35Oh j-
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5:35 - 5:36Oh jeez.
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5:36 - 5:38Birds, it's happening.
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5:38 - 5:39There's birds.
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5:39 - 5:41I-I've never been happier to see a bird.
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5:42 - 5:44Jaque: Well, I'm right here.
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5:45 - 5:46[kiss]
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5:46 - 5:49You didn't have to do that, but you did it anyways.
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5:49 - 5:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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5:50 - 5:51[yellow text]
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5:51 - 5:52If you know what I'm saying?
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5:52 - 5:54[Huph]
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5:54 - 5:55So next up, the girl goes home to her mom,
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5:55 - 5:57which, can I say this,
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5:57 - 5:58this is true loveliness.
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5:58 - 6:03The woman playing the mother is just so sincere, it hurts.
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6:03 - 6:03Have a look.
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6:04 - 6:07Mother: What's that smile all about?
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6:07 - 6:08[kiss smooch]
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6:09 - 6:10Mother: Well, I can understand that.
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6:10 - 6:11You know- uh- [cough].
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6:11 - 6:13Well, keep me in-
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6:13 - 6:15you know, keep me informed along the way.
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6:16 - 6:18Jon: It's the little things that keep you going.
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6:18 - 6:18So now randomly,
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6:18 - 6:20we find ourselves in a boardroom meeting.
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6:20 - 6:22Okay, what does this guy have to say?
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6:22 - 6:23Boss: Ladies and gentlemen,
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6:23 - 6:25I have some great news.
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6:25 - 6:30Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation
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6:30 - 6:32for a billion dollars!
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6:33 - 6:34A BILLION DOLLAZ?!
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6:34 - 6:35[Everyone claps]
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6:35 - 6:36Boss: Brilliant.
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6:36 - 6:41Jon: This is the most amazing scene in the entire movie.
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6:41 - 6:46The sheer amount of non-understanding of said medium is astounding.
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6:47 - 6:49Boss: You guys-
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6:49 - 6:50you guys have worked hard and
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6:50 - 6:51you've all earned your stock option.
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6:51 - 6:52Congratulations!
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6:52 - 7:03[Claps and cheers continue with happy music]
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7:20 - 7:21Guy: Chicks love cars.
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7:21 - 7:23If you want to get into their pants,
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7:23 - 7:26you better have a nice, hot Ferrari.
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7:26 - 7:27She's my hot Ferrari.
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7:27 - 7:30Besides, I love my Mustang, which is a plug-in hybrid.
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7:30 - 7:32It gets 100 MPG.
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7:32 - 7:33Jon [in announcer voice]: The new Ford Mustang.
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7:35 - 7:38Apply now for 0% APR financing.
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7:38 - 7:40Rod: Man, that was a good movie.
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7:40 - 7:41"An Inconvenient Truth".
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7:42 - 7:43Jon: I've seen wooden actors.
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7:43 - 7:45I've also seen wood, and nothing,
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7:45 - 7:48NOTHING comes close to fem-Shep over here.
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7:48 - 7:50I mean, the other actors in this movie aren't anyting special,
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7:50 - 7:52but they don't even come close
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7:52 - 7:55to this guy's genuine level of awful.
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7:55 - 7:58This guy reads his lines like he's trying to do a tribute to
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7:58 - 7:59Bishop from "Aliens".
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7:59 - 8:00Rod: Yeah, I earned it.
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8:00 - 8:02All those big deals I do with NCT.
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8:02 - 8:03Bishop: That explains it then.
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8:03 - 8:04The A2s always were a bit twitchy.
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8:04 - 8:05Jon: How did- h-
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8:06 - 8:07no one just be like:
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8:07 - 8:08"Hey, hey hold on for a second.
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8:08 - 8:09Does anyone else notice that
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8:10 - 8:11Did anyone-
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8:12 - 8:13'Cause if it's just me,
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8:13 - 8:14I'l go walk off that cliff over there.
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8:14 - 8:15In fact, I'm gonna do it anyways."
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8:15 - 8:16Mother: Oh, hi!
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8:17 - 8:21Rod, Nat tells me that you are a very successful salesman.
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8:21 - 8:23Jon: This mom character
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8:23 - 8:24th-d-this mom character-
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8:24 - 8:28I can't even put into words the feeling she makes me feel.
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8:28 - 8:30It's like the director forgot if he was filming a movie
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8:30 - 8:33or a documentary about the sweetest woman alive.
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8:33 - 8:35Rod: So, are you enjoying your retirement?
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8:35 - 8:37Ah- love the retirement.
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8:38 - 8:40I was a jeweler for 30 years and
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8:40 - 8:44sometimes I miss not going into the jewelry store, but-
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8:44 - 8:46you know, I really like retirement.
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8:46 - 8:49I like to travel, I like to cruise.
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8:49 - 8:52Umm- and I enjoy watching television, and-
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8:52 - 8:54Jon: I-is this acting?
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8:54 - 8:56C-can this be classified as acting
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8:56 - 8:57and did they just film her on her lunch break?
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8:58 - 8:59No movie's complete
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8:59 - 9:02without a 4 minute Wayne Brady dance scene.
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9:02 - 9:08[Damien Carter's "Just Hangin' Out" plays]
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9:14 - 9:15[In garbled voice] Look at those moves!
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9:15 - 9:19It looks like the Tin Man has found true love at last.
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9:19 - 9:20Now he just needs a brain.
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9:20 - 9:25[Slow piano music]
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9:25 - 9:26Aw...
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9:26 - 9:27Awwwwh!!!
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9:27 - 9:27Stop.
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9:27 - 9:28STOP.
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9:29 - 9:30Stop, this is infringing on my rights.
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9:30 - 9:32You stop that foot shit
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9:33 - 9:35Okay, we are 40 minutes into this movie
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9:35 - 9:36and I don't see any goddamn birds.
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9:36 - 9:37[Birds squacking]
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9:37 - 9:39[Dive bomb]
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9:40 - 9:41Well, that's about enough life for me for one day.
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9:41 - 9:42Lemme check the time.
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9:42 - 9:43Yeah, it's about that time.
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9:43 - 9:44[crash]
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9:44 - 9:46I take it back.
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9:46 - 9:48Go back to where there weren't birds.
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9:48 - 9:49Are these birds...
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9:50 - 9:51dive bombing?
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9:51 - 9:54Like 1940's Kamikaze pilots?
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9:54 - 9:55[dive bomb]
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9:56 - 10:00[yellow text]
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10:00 - 10:02This scene just shows up
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10:02 - 10:0340 minutes into the movie.
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10:03 - 10:05Di-j-di-diz- WHAT?
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10:05 - 10:06Ladies and gentlemen,
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10:06 - 10:08I introduce you to rock bottom.
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10:08 - 10:10[moving around, clanking stuff]
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10:10 - 10:11Rod: Shit, here they come.
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10:13 - 10:15[Hawk screeching]
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10:15 - 10:18[Only seagull sound effects]
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10:18 - 10:21[Funky techno music]
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10:21 - 10:22Jon: Well, I hope they're proud of themselves.
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10:22 - 10:23They've done it.
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10:23 - 10:23They've broke me.
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10:23 - 10:26I have- no words for this.
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10:26 - 10:28The best part of this scene isn't even what we're seing here.
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10:28 - 10:31The best part is just imagining what was going through these actors' heads
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10:31 - 10:33while they were literally just standing there
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10:33 - 10:36swatting at the air with wire hangers.
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10:36 - 10:39So then, they fire some M4s at the air at some birds for a while.
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10:40 - 10:41That happens for a while.
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10:41 - 10:42Rod: Hey, look.
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10:42 - 10:44There's an old guy on the bridge.
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10:45 - 10:47Dr. Jones: Hey, hey. Stand back!
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10:47 - 10:50These birds are contagious, now go away.
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10:50 - 10:53Keeper: What is your favorite color?
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10:53 - 10:55Jon: Man, this guy is really standing his ground
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10:55 - 10:56as troll of the bridge.
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10:56 - 10:58I don't think they're gonna be able to get across.
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10:58 - 11:01Rod: Can't we just talk about it a-at the picnic area?
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11:01 - 11:03You wanna talk?
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11:03 - 11:04Okay, alright.
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11:05 - 11:07Jon: Aw, well, oh-oh...
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11:07 - 11:08Well, that was easy.
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11:08 - 11:09So tell us,
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11:09 - 11:10Mr. Expository Scientist,
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11:10 - 11:13what horror is causing this outbreak?
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11:13 - 11:14Did they break out from some evil lab?
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11:14 - 11:16Are they genetic mutations?
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11:16 - 11:17Dr. Jones: These birds?
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11:18 - 11:21No way, they're dead from the, uh, Bird Flu virus.
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11:21 - 11:22But what I do know is
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11:22 - 11:24global warming is causing viral diseases,
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11:24 - 11:25such as Bird Flu,
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11:25 - 11:26West Nile Virus,
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11:26 - 11:27and SARS.
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11:27 - 11:29But, there is scientific evidence to show that
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11:29 - 11:33because of our burning of fossil fuels and creating greenhouse gases,
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11:33 - 11:35which is causing global warming.
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11:35 - 11:37It's raising the temperature of the seas
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11:37 - 11:39and-and species like the krill are dying.
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11:39 - 11:41Jon: Okay, hold on now.
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11:41 - 11:42Am I watching a horror movie
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11:42 - 11:45or an episode of NOVA Science Now?
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11:45 - 11:46What is this shit?
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11:46 - 11:49Watching this movie try to explain itself
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11:49 - 11:51is like watching Ms. South Carolina.
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11:51 - 11:53I personally believe- that
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11:53 - 11:55Dr Jones: global warming is causing viral diseases
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11:55 - 11:58Ms. Teen: and, that Iraq, everywhere, like, such as
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11:58 - 12:02Dr. Jones: 'cause of our burning of fossil fuels and creating greenhouse gases.
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12:02 - 12:03[Hawk shreeking]
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12:03 - 12:05[Yells]
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12:06 - 12:08[Only hawk noises]
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12:08 - 12:09Jon: Bird acid.
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12:09 - 12:13Global warming and the fossil fuels is causing
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12:13 - 12:14I don't know about you,
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12:14 - 12:15but this is flawless.
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12:16 - 12:17Rod: Hi, the eagles killed our friends.
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12:17 - 12:19Uh, do you have a phone I can use to call the police?
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12:19 - 12:24[Unimportant dialogue in heavy accent]
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12:24 - 12:27Wow, are we in a real store right now?
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12:27 - 12:28Would you do me a favor
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12:28 - 12:30and just look how real this guy is? And
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12:30 - 12:31i-i-embrace it for me.
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12:31 - 12:33Rod: Well, we need some gas.
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12:33 - 12:34Well, you know, from the eagle attack,
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12:34 - 12:36we are short on gas, but
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12:36 - 12:38it's $100 a gallon if you want it.
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12:38 - 12:40Jon: That guy right there is probably the guy
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12:40 - 12:41who actually runs the store.
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12:41 - 12:43They probably just walked in and were like:
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12:43 - 12:44"Da- you wanna be in this movie?'
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12:44 - 12:44And he was like:
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12:44 - 12:46[in accent] "Da- I probably a-can be in this movie."
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12:46 - 12:48This movie is a masterpiece!
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12:48 - 12:51It blurs the line between reality and fantasy
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12:51 - 12:53and we're just sorta stuck in its limbo.
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12:53 - 12:54It's beautiful.
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12:54 - 12:55Beautiful limbo.
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12:55 - 12:57So now, after being stuck in a while
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12:57 - 13:00in this post-apocalyptic bird future,
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13:00 - 13:03they buy some gas and drive off on their way.
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13:03 - 13:04And then we have a run-in with a guy I'd like to call
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13:04 - 13:06Cool Hand McStoneface.
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13:06 - 13:07Cool Hand: Howdy.
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13:07 - 13:08Hi.
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13:08 - 13:10Can you sell me some gas for my truck?
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13:10 - 13:11Jon: Think you can move-uh,
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13:11 - 13:12a few of those muscles?
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13:12 - 13:13Rod: Sorry, but we need it.
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13:17 - 13:19Woah, woah. Take it easy, take it easy.
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13:19 - 13:21Jon: Woah, man. Those are some serious demands.
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13:24 - 13:25for that gas
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13:25 - 13:26whether you like it or not."
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13:26 - 13:28And then he gets his neck sliced by a falcon.
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13:28 - 13:29Yeah, uh-
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13:29 - 13:30[yellow text]
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13:30 - 13:30Do you not?
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13:31 - 13:33Uh, guys, y-you can uh-e
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13:33 - 13:35y-you can grab that gas.
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13:35 - 13:37You c- you- you're leaving it.
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13:38 - 13:39So next, they make their way to the forest
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13:39 - 13:41to try and escape this uh-
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13:41 - 13:42Birdemic as it were.
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13:42 - 13:43And then of course, what else,
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13:43 - 13:46they meet a friendly forest creepman who informs them about
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13:46 - 13:48I-uh d-beeltes?
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13:48 - 13:50Eating the trees?
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13:50 - 13:53Tree Hugger: Even worse, the spruce bark beetles are
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13:53 - 13:56eating these trees to death and turning them from green to red.
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13:57 - 14:00I remember when those beetles used to die out during the winter.
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14:00 - 14:01Jon: Mmm-my god.
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14:01 - 14:03Every character in this movie
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14:03 - 14:04speaks in run-on sentences.
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14:04 - 14:06I'm sorry, I wasn't aware this movie
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14:06 - 14:08was written by Charlotte Brontë.
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14:08 - 14:11["The Price is Right" Theme plays]
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14:11 - 14:15[Drum beat]
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14:15 - 14:17Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
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14:17 - 14:18JonTron used our joke.
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14:20 - 14:21That's some dirty shit.
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14:21 - 14:23I know man, that's our joke.
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14:23 - 14:24No, man. The book, man.
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14:24 - 14:25That's dirty as fuck, man.
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14:25 - 14:26Keep reading.
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14:26 - 14:27Mmm, yeah. This is pretty good.
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14:28 - 14:30"King Misfit whipped out his
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14:30 - 14:32halacious cock."
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14:32 - 14:34Yeah, I have the weirdest boner right now.
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14:34 - 14:35Jon: I just don't get it.
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14:35 - 14:37Why did the director feel such a strong conviction
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14:37 - 14:40towards sending an environmentalist message?
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14:40 - 14:41It's not even subtle.
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14:41 - 14:44Tony: So, you're a Tree Hugger?
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14:44 - 14:46Jon: Shit, for a guy who's such an environmentalist,
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14:46 - 14:49he sure did drive a lot of cars around in his movie.
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14:49 - 14:52For a looonng time.
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14:52 - 14:53[Off-distance growl]
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14:53 - 14:54Tree Hugger: D-d-d-I hear a mountain lion.
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14:54 - 14:55I gotta get back to my house.
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14:55 - 14:56You better get to your car.
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14:56 - 14:57Jon: Okay.
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14:57 - 14:58Good, sure. I'll buy it.
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14:58 - 14:59Move on.
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14:59 - 15:01Rod: Dammit, we ran out of gas.
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15:01 - 15:02Jon: Oh.
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15:02 - 15:04I don't know what could of helped you out there.
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15:04 - 15:08So a whoooole lot of absolutely nothing happens,
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15:08 - 15:09then they fight some more birds and then,
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15:09 - 15:10d-j-just like that,
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15:10 - 15:11the birds retreat
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15:11 - 15:12d-
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15:12 - 15:12uh,
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15:12 - 15:13Are we done?
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15:14 - 15:15[Walks away from mic] I-Is it over?
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15:15 - 15:17Hmm, that looks familiar.
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15:17 - 15:20[Peaceful music]
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15:20 - 15:21Yeah,
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15:21 - 15:23it was probably a good idea to leave this shot hanging for so long.
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15:23 - 15:24Is the cameraman dead?
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15:24 - 15:26Is he de- Am I dead?
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15:26 - 15:26Lemme check my pulse.
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15:26 - 15:28Yeah- y- ye
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15:29 - 15:30[gunshots]
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15:30 - 15:31I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
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15:31 - 15:34I still find more enjoyment in movies like The Room and Troll 2.
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15:34 - 15:36But I think this movie holds its own
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15:36 - 15:38among the terribad titans that we've grown to love.
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15:38 - 15:40Through all the putrid editing,
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15:40 - 15:42horrible special effects,
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15:42 - 15:44nonexistent sound editing,
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15:44 - 15:45cinematography of a toddler,
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15:45 - 15:46droning music,
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15:46 - 15:47cardboard characters,
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15:47 - 15:50preachy as fuck environmental message,
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15:50 - 15:51and everything else wrong with it.
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15:51 - 15:54There's just something charming and lovable about it.
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15:54 - 15:55If you can say one thing for this film,
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15:55 - 15:57I guess you can go ahead and say:
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15:59 - 16:00But on the other hand,
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16:00 - 16:01if you wanted to say something
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16:01 - 16:04that made you sound like a critic that wanted to feel important about himself,
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16:04 - 16:07I guess you can call it:
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16:08 - 16:09So there you have it.
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16:09 - 16:11The best worst movie ever-
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16:11 - 16:12Oh my god, EH!
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16:12 - 16:13[Hawk screeching]
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16:13 - 16:14Whazdat?
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16:15 - 16:16Getdaehy!
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16:17 - 16:18KubrAM-
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16:19 - 16:20Thanks for watching!
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16:20 - 16:24Now what I need you to do is to click that big red annotation on the right
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16:24 - 16:25and go watch some more "Continue?"
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16:25 - 16:26And if you click on the left,
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16:26 - 16:28you can watch some more of my videos.
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16:28 - 16:31[whipsers] But they're not as goooood!!
- Title:
- BIRDEMIC: The Best Worst Movie Ever - JonTron
- Description:
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- Video Language:
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- Duration:
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