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Hey, Jaque.
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Guess what, today's a special day.
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Jaque: I'm not going to do that.
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Well, that's right.
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'Cause today, we're doing a video
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about birds!
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Jaque: How dare you say that to me.
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You know my mother was a bird.
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Well, yes.
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Yeah, yeah I'm-
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I'm aware.
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Jaque: Are you trying to give birds a worse name than they already have?
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Has pigeon poopenheimer not done enough?
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How dare you say that to me.
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You know my mother
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was pigeon poopenheimer.
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This movie right here:
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"Birdemic: Shock and Terror".
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Wooh..
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There is nothing
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that can prepare you for this.
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Now for better, or for worse,
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this is gonna change your life,
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and I'm gonna be the one to show you the light.
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So let's cut to the chase
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and all take a gander.
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GET IT?
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IT'S LIKE A GOOSE!
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At "Birdemic: Shock and Terror".
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There's nothin' in here.
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There's no- I've cheated you.
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I've cheated all of you
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and you didn't even notice.
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So, as you can see,
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our film of the hour begins with a wonderful Sunday drive through the hillside.
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You know, I gotta say.
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It's really progressive of the people who made this movie
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to hire a cameraman with only one arm.
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I know this overture stuff is sort of here to set the mood,
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so hey, if the mood
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they were going for was sleepy,
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hold on to your hats.
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Because you're gonna slump over
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and it's gonna fall off.
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Seriously,
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this goes on for the first 3 1/2 minutes in the movie.
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Aw, finally.
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Let's get a good shot of that parking job.
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Excellent.
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Hey, if this guy acts as good as he parks,
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I think we're in for a hell of a ride.
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Hey, whatcha lookin' for?
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The director?
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Yeah, I know.
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I don't see him either.
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[In announcer voice] And introducing,
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the world's first synthetic actor.
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[Terminator 2 theme plays]
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I'll be back.
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Woman [clipped audio]: Hey!
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Geh.
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Jon: What was that?
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Have I've finally gone deaf
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from sitting too close to the TV?
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Woman: Hey!
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I love how
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unsure she is about saying hello.
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Yeah I don't-
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I don't think anyone was, uh..
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too sure about anything
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during the filming of this.
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Woman: Here's a menu.
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Rod: Thank you.
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I'll be right back with you.
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Jon: Oh, god, please!
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There's absolutely no need for that!
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I haven't seen any birds yet,
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but I'm already feeling the shock and terror.
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So Jack Skellington over here
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decides to literally run after this girl he sees in the restaurant
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to ask her a few questions.
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Rod: I think I know you from somewhere.
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Nathalie: Really?
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Yeah, did you go to San Mateo High School?
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Jon: Oh my god.
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This is riveting.
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Rod: So, are you from here?
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Jon: What is this guy, Commander Shepard?
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[in Shepard voice] What can you tell me about the Reapers?
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Nathalie: Thanks.
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[Audio clip]
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Jon: What's with these random audio cutouts?
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I-I mean there's not knowing how to make a film
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and then there's being so bad that
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I-I jus-Idon- I don't even-
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Why is the audio cutting out?
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Whoops.
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Looks like they accidentally got a good shot.
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News Anchor: In other news today, the-
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population of polar bears is declining rap-
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Jon [Over Anchor's voice]: Hey.
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Hey, hey.
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Can you move the camera down a bit? Jus-
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Move that d- The ca-
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The camera's a bit high up!
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Lemme tell ya, if you were afraid
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you were gonna miss even one bit of this guy's day,
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you can put those qualms to rest.
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You get to see literally everything he does.
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I'll say it.
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I'll say it just in case uh-
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someone out there doesn't know-
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You're not supposed to show your characters
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in traffic,
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and then getting gas,
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and then in traffic,
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and then getting a fucking banana,
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and driving then parking- WHAT IS THIS??!
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Rod: May I place your order today?
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Great, thanks. We appreciate your buisness.
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Woo-hoo!
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[snickers]
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S-s-seriously?
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Guy: Hey.
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What's w-with all the noise?
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I'm sorry, whatwuzit?
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Guy: What's w-with all the noise?
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[Impersonating Guy's voice] I d-don't know what you're talkin' about.
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Rod: Caught the big fish.
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Yeah?
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How big was the sale?
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One million dollars.
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Guy: Awesome, man!
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Biggest sale of my career!
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Well, I'm proud of ya!
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Jon: Ohhhh my god.
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How far are we into this movie?
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11 minutes?
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Eh.
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This is gonna be a long day.
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So literally,
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everything ever is going well for all the main characters at this point.
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Literally everyone's like:
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[in feminine voice] "Guess what?
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You won the priiize!"
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"Oh my gwaaaad!"
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Woman: You are welcome.
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You- you worked very hard
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so here's your chance to impress them.
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Congratulations again!
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Jon: It's so absurd, I can barely comment.
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Here's a basketball scene.
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Here's a car scene.
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Jaque: Here's a bird.
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There's no birds.
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How dare you...
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So then, I guess, as is the logical progression,
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there's a scene where a guy comes to his house
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an-and I'm tellin' all here
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says he's from a solar panel company
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and then installs a solar panel on his house.
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[yellow text]
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Think there's anything more?
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Think this is a setup to something good?
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[yellow text]
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Look, I'm fucking serious.
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Sherry: Hi, my name is Sherry Owens.
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I'm from solar power accessories.
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Where are you gonna put it?
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Come, and I'll show you.
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[audio cut]
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And that there's where we're going to install your solar panel.
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Let me lay this down for you.
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Hitchcock, Kubrick, Coppola,
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Nguyen.
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Okay?
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Let's- can we just get to the romantic subplot already?
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Please?
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Rod: It's for you.
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Thanks, that's sweet.
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I work at a startup company called NCT Software.
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Got this stock option.
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Hopefully, if the company makes it big by-
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Jon: Never mind, I take it BACK!
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Oh j-
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Oh jeez.
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Birds, it's happening.
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There's birds.
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I-I've never been happier to see a bird.
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Jaque: Well, I'm right here.
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[kiss]
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You didn't have to do that, but you did it anyways.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[yellow text]
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If you know what I'm saying?
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[Huph]
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So next up, the girl goes home to her mom,
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which, can I say this,
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this is true loveliness.
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The woman playing the mother is just so sincere, it hurts.
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Have a look.
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Mother: What's that smile all about?
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[kiss smooch]
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Mother: Well, I can understand that.
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You know- uh- [cough].
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Well, keep me in-
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you know, keep me informed along the way.
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Jon: It's the little things that keep you going.
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So now randomly,
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we find ourselves in a boardroom meeting.
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Okay, what does this guy have to say?
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Boss: Ladies and gentlemen,
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I have some great news.
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Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation
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for a billion dollars!
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A BILLION DOLLAZ?!
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[Everyone claps]
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Boss: Brilliant.
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Jon: This is the most amazing scene in the entire movie.
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The sheer amount of non-understanding of said medium is astounding.
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Boss: You guys-
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you guys have worked hard and
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you've all earned your stock option.
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Congratulations!
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[Claps and cheers continue with happy music]
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Guy: Chicks love cars.
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If you want to get into their pants,
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you better have a nice, hot Ferrari.
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She's my hot Ferrari.
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Besides, I love my Mustang, which is a plug-in hybrid.
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It gets 100 MPG.
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Jon [in announcer voice]: The new Ford Mustang.
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Apply now for 0% APR financing.
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Rod: Man, that was a good movie.
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"An Inconvenient Truth".
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Jon: I've seen wooden actors.
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I've also seen wood, and nothing,
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NOTHING comes close to fem-Shep over here.
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I mean, the other actors in this movie aren't anyting special,
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but they don't even come close
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to this guy's genuine level of awful.
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This guy reads his lines like he's trying to do a tribute to
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Bishop from "Aliens".
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Rod: Yeah, I earned it.
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All those big deals I do with NCT.
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Bishop: That explains it then.
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The A2s always were a bit twitchy.
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Jon: How did- h-
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no one just be like:
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"Hey, hey hold on for a second.
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Does anyone else notice that
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Did anyone-
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'Cause if it's just me,
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I'l go walk off that cliff over there.
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In fact, I'm gonna do it anyways."
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Mother: Oh, hi!
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Rod, Nat tells me that you are a very successful salesman.
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Jon: This mom character
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th-d-this mom character-
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I can't even put into words the feeling she makes me feel.
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It's like the director forgot if he was filming a movie
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or a documentary about the sweetest woman alive.
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Rod: So, are you enjoying your retirement?
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Ah- love the retirement.
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I was a jeweler for 30 years and
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sometimes I miss not going into the jewelry store, but-
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you know, I really like retirement.
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I like to travel, I like to cruise.
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Umm- and I enjoy watching television, and-
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Jon: I-is this acting?
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C-can this be classified as acting
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and did they just film her on her lunch break?
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No movie's complete
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without a 4 minute Wayne Brady dance scene.
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[Damien Carter's "Just Hangin' Out" plays]
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[In garbled voice] Look at those moves!
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It looks like the Tin Man has found true love at last.
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Now he just needs a brain.
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[Slow piano music]
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Aw...
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Awwwwh!!!
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Stop.
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STOP.
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Stop, this is infringing on my rights.
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You stop that foot shit
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Okay, we are 40 minutes into this movie
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and I don't see any goddamn birds.
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[Birds squacking]
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[Dive bomb]
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Well, that's about enough life for me for one day.
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Lemme check the time.
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Yeah, it's about that time.
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[crash]
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I take it back.
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Go back to where there weren't birds.
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Are these birds...
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dive bombing?
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Like 1940's Kamikaze pilots?
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[dive bomb]
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[yellow text]
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This scene just shows up
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40 minutes into the movie.
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Di-j-di-diz- WHAT?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I introduce you to rock bottom.
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[moving around, clanking stuff]
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Rod: Shit, here they come.
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[Hawk screeching]
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[Only seagull sound effects]
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[Funky techno music]
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Jon: Well, I hope they're proud of themselves.
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They've done it.
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They've broke me.
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I have- no words for this.
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The best part of this scene isn't even what we're seing here.
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The best part is just imagining what was going through these actors' heads
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while they were literally just standing there
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swatting at the air with wire hangers.
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So then, they fire some M4s at the air at some birds for a while.
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That happens for a while.
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Rod: Hey, look.
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There's an old guy on the bridge.
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Dr. Jones: Hey, hey. Stand back!
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These birds are contagious, now go away.
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Keeper: What is your favorite color?
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Jon: Man, this guy is really standing his ground
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as troll of the bridge.
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I don't think they're gonna be able to get across.
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Rod: Can't we just talk about it a-at the picnic area?
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You wanna talk?
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Okay, alright.
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Jon: Aw, well, oh-oh...
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Well, that was easy.
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So tell us,
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Mr. Expository Scientist,
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what horror is causing this outbreak?
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Did they break out from some evil lab?
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Are they genetic mutations?
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Dr. Jones: These birds?
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No way, they're dead from the, uh, Bird Flu virus.
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But what I do know is
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global warming is causing viral diseases,
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such as Bird Flu,
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West Nile Virus,
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and SARS.
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But, there is scientific evidence to show that
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because of our burning of fossil fuels and creating greenhouse gases,
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which is causing global warming.
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It's raising the temperature of the seas
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and-and species like the krill are dying.
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Jon: Okay, hold on now.
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Am I watching a horror movie
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or an episode of NOVA Science Now?
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What is this shit?
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Watching this movie try to explain itself
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is like watching Ms. South Carolina.
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I personally believe- that
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Dr Jones: global warming is causing viral diseases
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Ms. Teen: and, that Iraq, everywhere, like, such as
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Dr. Jones: 'cause of our burning of fossil fuels and creating greenhouse gases.
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[Hawk shreeking]
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[Yells]
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[Only hawk noises]
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Jon: Bird acid.
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Global warming and the fossil fuels is causing
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I don't know about you,
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but this is flawless.
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Rod: Hi, the eagles killed our friends.
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Uh, do you have a phone I can use to call the police?
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[Unimportant dialogue in heavy accent]
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Wow, are we in a real store right now?
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Would you do me a favor
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and just look how real this guy is? And
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i-i-embrace it for me.
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Rod: Well, we need some gas.
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Well, you know, from the eagle attack,
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we are short on gas, but
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it's $100 a gallon if you want it.
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Jon: That guy right there is probably the guy
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who actually runs the store.
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They probably just walked in and were like:
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"Da- you wanna be in this movie?'
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And he was like:
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[in accent] "Da- I probably a-can be in this movie."
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This movie is a masterpiece!
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It blurs the line between reality and fantasy
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and we're just sorta stuck in its limbo.
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It's beautiful.
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Beautiful limbo.
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So now, after being stuck in a while
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in this post-apocalyptic bird future,
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they buy some gas and drive off on their way.
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And then we have a run-in with a guy I'd like to call
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Cool Hand McStoneface.
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Cool Hand: Howdy.
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Hi.
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Can you sell me some gas for my truck?
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Jon: Think you can move-uh,
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a few of those muscles?
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Rod: Sorry, but we need it.
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Woah, woah. Take it easy, take it easy.
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Jon: Woah, man. Those are some serious demands.
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for that gas
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whether you like it or not."
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And then he gets his neck sliced by a falcon.
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Yeah, uh-
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[yellow text]
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Do you not?
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Uh, guys, y-you can uh-e
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y-you can grab that gas.
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You c- you- you're leaving it.
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So next, they make their way to the forest
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to try and escape this uh-
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Birdemic as it were.
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And then of course, what else,
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they meet a friendly forest creepman who informs them about
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I-uh d-beeltes?
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Eating the trees?
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Tree Hugger: Even worse, the spruce bark beetles are
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eating these trees to death and turning them from green to red.
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I remember when those beetles used to die out during the winter.
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Jon: Mmm-my god.
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Every character in this movie
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speaks in run-on sentences.
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I'm sorry, I wasn't aware this movie
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was written by Charlotte Brontë.
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["The Price is Right" Theme plays]
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[Drum beat]
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
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JonTron used our joke.
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That's some dirty shit.
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I know man, that's our joke.
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No, man. The book, man.
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That's dirty as fuck, man.
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Keep reading.
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Mmm, yeah. This is pretty good.
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"King Misfit whipped out his
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halacious cock."
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Yeah, I have the weirdest boner right now.
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Jon: I just don't get it.
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Why did the director feel such a strong conviction
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towards sending an environmentalist message?
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It's not even subtle.
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Tony: So, you're a Tree Hugger?
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Jon: Shit, for a guy who's such an environmentalist,
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he sure did drive a lot of cars around in his movie.
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For a looonng time.
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[Off-distance growl]
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Tree Hugger: D-d-d-I hear a mountain lion.
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I gotta get back to my house.
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You better get to your car.
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Jon: Okay.
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Good, sure. I'll buy it.
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Move on.
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Rod: Dammit, we ran out of gas.
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Jon: Oh.
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I don't know what could of helped you out there.
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So a whoooole lot of absolutely nothing happens,
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then they fight some more birds and then,
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d-j-just like that,
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the birds retreat
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d-
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uh,
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Are we done?
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[Walks away from mic] I-Is it over?
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Hmm, that looks familiar.
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[Peaceful music]
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Yeah,
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it was probably a good idea to leave this shot hanging for so long.
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Is the cameraman dead?
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Is he de- Am I dead?
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Lemme check my pulse.
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Yeah- y- ye
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[gunshots]
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I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
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I still find more enjoyment in movies like The Room and Troll 2.
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But I think this movie holds its own
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among the terribad titans that we've grown to love.
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Through all the putrid editing,
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horrible special effects,
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nonexistent sound editing,
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cinematography of a toddler,
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droning music,
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cardboard characters,
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preachy as fuck environmental message,
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and everything else wrong with it.
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There's just something charming and lovable about it.
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If you can say one thing for this film,
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I guess you can go ahead and say:
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But on the other hand,
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if you wanted to say something
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that made you sound like a critic that wanted to feel important about himself,
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I guess you can call it:
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So there you have it.
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The best worst movie ever-
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Oh my god, EH!
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[Hawk screeching]
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Whazdat?
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Getdaehy!
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KubrAM-
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Thanks for watching!
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