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[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]
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[Previously unaired footage]
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Don’t you think that guys with
tattoos are cool? Like..
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What kind?
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I don’t know what kind specifically, but…
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It depends, right?
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Like, I look at colored ones and
think, “that looks painful!”
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-I like subtle ones!
-Yeah.
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Recently I went to a work event
and there was this PR person.
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He was this very mature-looking
but funny older man,
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and he went “Man, it’s so hot today”
and there was a tattoo right here.
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I was like, “that’s so cool!”
You know what I mean?
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Like, he has this other side to him.
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I care a lot about teeth alignment.
Know what I mean?
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Because you’re from a
dentist's family?
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Well, I’ve always cared about it.
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If a guy has misaligned teeth,
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when they’re eating, like...
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-You look?
-I look! like...
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Are mine acceptable?
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Yours are fine!
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More, like… when you can hear
their teeth clicking together!
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I keep thinking,
“Why did he never wear braces?”
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It bothers me when they eat.
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Like, “Doesn't the food get stuck?"
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It really bothers me.
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Like, "Are you okay even though
your teeth are overlapping?"
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Especially when eating
chicken or something,
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I’m just waiting for food to get
stuck between their teeth.
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For me, it's...
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I think I look at guys’ hands.
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Like, if they’re neatly
cutting cardboard.
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Like how they use an X-acto knife?
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Right.
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-Good morning.
-Morning.
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Aren’t you pale?
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You look sick. Are you okay?
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I got back really early this morning.
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It looks even paler in contrast
with the purple shirt.
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So pale.
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I think guys who work
in construction are really cool.
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Construction?
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Or like, guys who repair things.
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Oh, I see.
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What are you talking about?
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-What we think is cool in guys.
-Fetish talk.
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Fetish talk, okay.
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Kaori said she likes guys who
lovingly cut a piece of cardboard.
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-Or foam core.
-Like, smoothly. -/What?
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Or construction models.
If the board is 5 millimeters thick,
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they say they can only cut
1 millimeter deep each time,
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so they cut the same place five times.
You know?
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No, I have no idea.
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Because if they try to do it all
at once the edge will get tattered.
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I don’t get it. Or like,
if they can use a compass well?
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I don’t really care about
using a compass, actually.
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So it’s no good if they try
to cut something in one try.
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Right. It crushes the edges, right?
Well, I guess it's okay if you don't care.
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I just like people who
notice these things.
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I wonder if it’s part
of being a professional.
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It’s like, if I can tell they want to
do their job thoroughly, I kind of...
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I think Kaori’s love life
has been a bit of a mystery.
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-Me?
-Yes.
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Yeah, it’s a mystery.
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I wonder what would make
you fall for someone.
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You don’t fall for people, right?
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Yes, I do!
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I definitely do.
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How many people have you had crushes on?
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Crushes?
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I’ve had crushes on lots of people.
That's what you mean?
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Why did I like them again…
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What kind of work did they do?
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Work? An architect.
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I see.
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And someone in advertising.
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-An architect, huh?
-Yeah.
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For the architect guy,
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sometimes I could smell
when he stayed up all night...
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and it made me laugh a little.
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Did he smell like architecture?
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-Just his smell?
-Just his smell.
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Wait, this might be kind of gross,
but hear me out.
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Don’t you think that
your boyfriend’s head smells nice?
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My boyfriend’s head smell…
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You never thought it smelled nice?
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With a girl I like, her head...
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The smell is really comforting, right?
Like... you know what I mean?
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Especially if they go a day without
showering, the smell gets really strong
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It’s soothing somehow.
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I get that. It smells like rubber.
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Like rubber?!
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I understand. Like their body odor.
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It’s strongest on a person’s head.
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It’s even better after a day.
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It’s way stronger after a day.
I don’t know.
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I like girls who are hungry.
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You can say it!
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Yeah, anything’s fine.
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It’s like, well...
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As long as it's a woman, anything goes.
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“Hungry girls” is so random!
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Like, if I’m hanging out with a girl,
I always get super hungry.
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When I ask her if she's hungry,
I want her to tell me “I’m starving.”
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Like, “I’m starving.”
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Wouldn’t most girls say
they’re hungry?
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They do, I'm telling you!
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Oh, really? Has Japan always been
that sort of country?
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That sort of country?
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I don’t know, but
I love it when a girl is always hungry.
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I want to say,
“I’m hungry, let’s go get ramen,”
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and she’ll respond
“I’m starving, let’s go!”
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Oh man. So it’s different
from a girl who eats a lot?
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I like girls who eat a lot.
That’s the best.
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[Translated by kupobox]
[Timed by hearthrose]
[Reviewed by mrschap]
