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[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]

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[Previously unaired footage]

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Don’t you think that guys with 
tattoos are cool? Like..

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What kind?

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I don’t know what kind specifically, but…


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It depends, right?

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Like, I look at colored ones and 
think, “that looks painful!”

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-I like subtle ones!
-Yeah.

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Recently I went to a work event 
and there was this PR person.

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He was this very mature-looking 
but funny older man,

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and he went “Man, it’s so hot today” 
and there was a tattoo right here.

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I was like, “that’s so cool!” 
You know what I mean?

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Like, he has this other side to him.

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I care a lot about teeth alignment.
Know what I mean?

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Because you’re from a 
dentist's family?

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Well, I’ve always cared about it.

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If a guy has misaligned teeth,

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when they’re eating, like...

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-You look?
-I look! like...

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Are mine acceptable?

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Yours are fine!

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More, like… when you can hear 
their teeth clicking together!

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I keep thinking,
“Why did he never wear braces?”

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It bothers me when they eat.

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Like, “Doesn't the food get stuck?"

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It really bothers me.

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Like, "Are you okay even though 
your teeth are overlapping?"

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Especially when eating 
chicken or something,

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I’m just waiting for food to get 
stuck between their teeth.

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For me, it's...

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I think I look at guys’ hands.

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Like, if they’re neatly 
cutting cardboard.

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Like how they use an X-acto knife?

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Right.

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-Good morning.
-Morning.

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Aren’t you pale?

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You look sick. Are you okay?


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I got back really early this morning.

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It looks even paler in contrast 
with the purple shirt.

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So pale.

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I think guys who work 
in construction are really cool.

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Construction?

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Or like, guys who repair things.

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Oh, I see.

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What are you talking about?

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-What we think is cool in guys.
-Fetish talk.

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Fetish talk, okay.

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Kaori said she likes guys who 
lovingly cut a piece of cardboard.

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-Or foam core.
-Like, smoothly. -/What?

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Or construction models.
If the board is 5 millimeters thick,

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they say they can only cut 
1 millimeter deep each time,

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so they cut the same place five times.
You know?

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No, I have no idea.

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Because if they try to do it all 
at once the edge will get tattered.

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I don’t get it. Or like, 
if they can use a compass well?

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I don’t really care about 
using a compass, actually.

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So it’s no good if they try 
to cut something in one try.

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Right. It crushes the edges, right?
Well, I guess it's okay if you don't care.

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I just like people who
notice these things.

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I wonder if it’s part 
of being a professional.

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It’s like, if I can tell they want to 
do their job thoroughly, I kind of...

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I think Kaori’s love life 
has been a bit of a mystery.

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-Me?
-Yes.

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Yeah, it’s a mystery.

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I wonder what would make 
you fall for someone.

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You don’t fall for people, right?

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Yes, I do!

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I definitely do.

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How many people have you had crushes on?

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Crushes? 


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I’ve had crushes on lots of people.
That's what you mean?

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Why did I like them again…


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What kind of work did they do?

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Work? An architect.

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I see.

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And someone in advertising.

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-An architect, huh?
-Yeah.

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For the architect guy,

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sometimes I could smell 
when he stayed up all night...

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and it made me laugh a little.

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Did he smell like architecture?

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-Just his smell?
-Just his smell.

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Wait, this might be kind of gross, 
but hear me out.

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Don’t you think that 
your boyfriend’s head smells nice?

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My boyfriend’s head smell…

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You never thought it smelled nice?

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With a girl I like, her head...

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The smell is really comforting, right? 
Like... you know what I mean?

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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Especially if they go a day without 
showering, the smell gets really strong

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It’s soothing somehow.

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I get that. It smells like rubber.

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Like rubber?!

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I understand. Like their body odor.

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It’s strongest on a person’s head.

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It’s even better after a day.

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It’s way stronger after a day. 
I don’t know.

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I like girls who are hungry.

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You can say it!

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Yeah, anything’s fine.

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It’s like, well...

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As long as it's a woman, anything goes.

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“Hungry girls” is so random!

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Like, if I’m hanging out with a girl,
I always get super hungry.

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When I ask her if she's hungry,
I want her to tell me “I’m starving.”

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Like, “I’m starving.”

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Wouldn’t most girls say
they’re hungry?

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They do, I'm telling you!

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Oh, really? Has Japan always been 
that sort of country?

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That sort of country?

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I don’t know, but
I love it when a girl is always hungry.

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I want to say, 
“I’m hungry, let’s go get ramen,”

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and she’ll respond 
“I’m starving, let’s go!”

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Oh man. So it’s different 
from a girl who eats a lot?

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I like girls who eat a lot. 
That’s the best.

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