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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.13,0:00:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Previously unaired footage]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.20,0:00:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t you think that guys with \Ntattoos are cool? Like..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.74,0:00:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.90,0:00:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know what kind specifically, but…\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It depends, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.80,0:00:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I look at colored ones and \Nthink, “that looks painful!”
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.65,0:00:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I like subtle ones!\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.14,0:00:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Recently I went to a work event \Nand there was this PR person.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.13,0:00:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was this very mature-looking \Nbut funny older man,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he went “Man, it’s so hot today” \Nand there was a tattoo right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.18,0:00:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, “that’s so cool!” \NYou know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.46,0:00:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, he has this other side to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.40,0:00:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I care a lot about teeth alignment.\NKnow what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.34,0:00:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you’re from a \Ndentist's family?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.79,0:00:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I’ve always cared about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.62,0:00:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a guy has misaligned teeth,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.44,0:00:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they’re eating, like...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.41,0:00:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You look?\N-I look! like...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.96,0:00:58.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are mine acceptable?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.11,0:00:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yours are fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.24,0:01:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More, like… when you can hear \Ntheir teeth clicking together!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.22,0:01:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I keep thinking,\N“Why did he never wear braces?”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.56,0:01:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It bothers me when they eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.40,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, “Doesn't the food get stuck?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really bothers me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.42,0:01:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, "Are you okay even though \Nyour teeth are overlapping?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.52,0:01:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially when eating \Nchicken or something,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.38,0:01:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m just waiting for food to get \Nstuck between their teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.42,0:01:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For me, it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.60,0:01:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I look at guys’ hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.34,0:01:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, if they’re neatly \Ncutting cardboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.61,0:01:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like how they use an X-acto knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.64,0:01:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.92,0:01:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Good morning.\N-Morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.86,0:01:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren’t you pale?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.57,0:01:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look sick. Are you okay?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.23,0:01:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got back really early this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.40,0:01:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks even paler in contrast \Nwith the purple shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.69,0:01:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So pale.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.27,0:01:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think guys who work \Nin construction are really cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.39,0:01:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Construction?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.22,0:01:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or like, guys who repair things.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.56,0:01:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.39,0:01:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.68,0:01:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What we think is cool in guys.\N-Fetish talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.72,0:01:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fetish talk, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.61,0:02:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaori said she likes guys who \Nlovingly cut a piece of cardboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.67,0:02:04.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Or foam core.\N-Like, smoothly. -/What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.53,0:02:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or construction models.\NIf the board is 5 millimeters thick,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.84,0:02:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they say they can only cut \N1 millimeter deep each time,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.34,0:02:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they cut the same place five times.\NYou know?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.40,0:02:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.99,0:02:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because if they try to do it all \Nat once the edge will get tattered.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.26,0:02:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t get it. Or like, \Nif they can use a compass well?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.42,0:02:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t really care about \Nusing a compass, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.17,0:02:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it’s no good if they try \Nto cut something in one try.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.58,0:02:32.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. It crushes the edges, right?\NWell, I guess it's okay if you don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.14,0:02:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just like people who\Nnotice these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.65,0:02:36.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if it’s part \Nof being a professional.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.87,0:02:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s like, if I can tell they want to \Ndo their job thoroughly, I kind of...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.18,0:02:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Kaori’s love life \Nhas been a bit of a mystery.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.16,0:02:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me?\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.82,0:02:47.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it’s a mystery.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.27,0:02:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder what would make \Nyou fall for someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.64,0:02:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don’t fall for people, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.27,0:02:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.58,0:02:53.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I definitely do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.100,0:02:55.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many people have you had crushes on?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.100,0:02:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crushes? \N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.02,0:03:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve had crushes on lots of people.\NThat's what you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.94,0:03:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did I like them again…\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.82,0:03:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of work did they do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.19,0:03:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Work? An architect.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.08,0:03:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.87,0:03:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And someone in advertising.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.36,0:03:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-An architect, huh?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.48,0:03:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the architect guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.15,0:03:18.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes I could smell \Nwhen he stayed up all night...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.17,0:03:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it made me laugh a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.78,0:03:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did he smell like architecture?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.29,0:03:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Just his smell?\N-Just his smell.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.59,0:03:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, this might be kind of gross, \Nbut hear me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.11,0:03:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don’t you think that \Nyour boyfriend’s head smells nice?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.63,0:03:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My boyfriend’s head smell…
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.76,0:03:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You never thought it smelled nice?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.67,0:03:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With a girl I like, her head...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.87,0:03:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The smell is really comforting, right? \NLike... you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.07,0:03:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know what you mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.14,0:03:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially if they go a day without \Nshowering, the smell gets really strong
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.10,0:03:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s soothing somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.46,0:03:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get that. It smells like rubber.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.60,0:03:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like rubber?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.45,0:03:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I understand. Like their body odor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.39,0:03:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s strongest on a person’s head.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.17,0:03:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s even better after a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.75,0:04:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s way stronger after a day. \NI don’t know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.22,0:04:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like girls who are hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.43,0:04:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can say it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.42,0:04:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, anything’s fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.76,0:04:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s like, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.87,0:04:11.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as it's a woman, anything goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.08,0:04:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Hungry girls” is so random!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.98,0:04:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, if I’m hanging out with a girl,\NI always get super hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.13,0:04:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I ask her if she's hungry,\NI want her to tell me “I’m starving.”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.64,0:04:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, “I’m starving.”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.62,0:04:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wouldn’t most girls say\Nthey’re hungry?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.33,0:04:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They do, I'm telling you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.06,0:04:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, really? Has Japan always been \Nthat sort of country?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.63,0:04:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sort of country?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.89,0:04:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know, but\NI love it when a girl is always hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.12,0:04:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to say, \N“I’m hungry, let’s go get ramen,”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.60,0:04:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she’ll respond \N“I’m starving, let’s go!”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.10,0:04:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man. So it’s different \Nfrom a girl who eats a lot?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.64,0:04:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like girls who eat a lot. \NThat’s the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.68,0:05:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Translated by kupobox]\N[Timed by hearthrose]\N[Reviewed by mrschap]