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Now, Baron...
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Where were we?
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She said that she required a husband.
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"Oh, do you want some bones?"
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"Does Elsbieta want some bones?"
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(Dog barks)
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"Has anyone any bones?"
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"Hard, crunchy bones for the..."
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Right! Now, a husband,
that's an unusual request.
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Did she specify what kind
of a husband she was looking for?
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Objection!
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Grounds?
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Uh... hearsay
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It's not secondhand, Your Honor.
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This is direct testimony
about the parents´ own conversation.
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I'm going to allow it.
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She said she wanted a very rich husband.
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She wanted to know the businesses
and the wealths... the wealths...
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Can I say this?
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The wealths of our various
eligible guests.
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And did she have any other specifications?
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Objection, Your Honor. Inflammatory.
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What's good for the gander, Your Honor.
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Is this a legal argument?
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You got to play your tape, Freddy.
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Judge: Mr. Massey has a point there.
I'm going to allow it.
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Were there any other specifications?
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She specificated a silly man.
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Objection, Your Honor!
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Judge: I'm going to allow it.
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She specificated a man who,
thought clever at making money,
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would be easily duped and controlled.
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Objection, Your Honor.
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Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.
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She specificated a man
with a wandering pee-pee.
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How you say? A philanderer whose affairs
would be transparent to the world.
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Objection, Your Honor!
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Finally, a man whom she could
herself brazenly cuckold...
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until such time as
she might choose to, uh...
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we would say, "faire un coup
de marteau sur des fesses."
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You would say,
"make hammer on his fanny."
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Your Honor! Objection!
Irrelevant!
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I'm going to allow it!
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Tell us, Baron...
Did you introduce her to such a man?
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Sir, I am the concierge!
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And to whom did you introduce
that calculating woman?
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I introduced her...
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to that silly man.
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(Whispers from the audience)
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Your Honor! Objection!
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Let the record show
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that the baron has identified
Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
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Baron: I did it! It was I!
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I introduced her to that silly man!
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You son of a bitch!
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The red-faced angry one.
I introduced him!
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Absolument! I did it! It was I!
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I just love trains!
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I love trains!
If you please, sir!
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I'm not sick!
You're the one who's sick!
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No...
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If you please sir...
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Not the larynx!
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Objection, Your Honor!
Strangling the witness!
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I'm going to allow it.